Why is Samus's ass three times the size of Shulk's?

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>why does a grown woman have childbearing hips and a male child doesnt

Why are you guys even looking at a woman's ass?

>why does an adult woman have a bigger ass than a pubescent teen boy

Because I'm gay.

>woman's ass
I'm sure they're not looking at Samus as much

this doesn't answer the question

your fatass is bigger than both and you don't get threads lol

>wimpy scientist dude
>extremely fit mercenary woman
I wonder

>2 Sybb threads up

Janitorial staff is hard at work I see.

Your post answers the question of "Is OP a drooling retard."

And the answer, since it's probably too hard to figure out, is a resounding "yes".

Why are you not looking at a woman's ass?

Because Shulk is a soyboy.

wtf my ass is fatter than samass's

1. it's not
2. that's gay
3. nice underwear, loser

That's a nice ass, boi.

Shulk is a thin scientist.
Why would he have a big ass

To be fair Samus's butt is clearly fatter than yours

Shut up and post your penis.

Don't stop now.

i dare you to slide a joycon in there and activate the HD RUMBLE

but its uncut and hairy

women have a higher distribution of bodyfat

>HD RUMBLE
HD RUMBLE?

>implying samus ass is bigger because its fatter
dumbass

Modern men desire asses

I have LITERALLY seen this exact thread before

when I see underwear like that my first thought is to tri-force

Shulk uses the Monado to jump and therefore doesn't need to work his glutes the way Samus has to.

Not Samuses

That makes it hotter.

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I'm surprised there's not more actually.

yes it does you uneducated retard
adult women have much wider hips than teenage boys because they're the ones who give birth