3000 word paper due in 40 mins

[Aiden King]

>3000 word paper due in 40 mins
>Still browsing Sup Forums

[Xavier Wilson]

>tfw 12 billion word paper due before this post finishes uploading to Sup Forums
>still type it
D A M A G E D

[Isaac Gutierrez]

>Two hundred word paper due by March 30th.
Fuckin kill me bros.

[Justin Ortiz]

>one letter essay due by the heat death of the universe
this fucking sucks

[Brayden Miller]

>5 syllable essay due before the end of the millenia
It's over for me bros

[Adrian Collins]

>tfw just finished 12 page essay today from start to finish and didnt even read the material beforehand
pray for me bros, pray he'll just skim through and give me an A for the vomit I sent him

[Alexander Carter]

>don't have an essay due
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[Nathan Taylor]

>had to write a 13 page paper that needed a museum visit to complete
>used all the exhibits on the website instead
>turned it in 2 nights ago

[Adam Watson]

>I literally just have to show up and pass on attendance tomorrow
>I'll still be here shitposting on Sup Forums

[Luis Morgan]

on?

[Grayson Nguyen]

>mfw im gonna fail because of attendance

[Jaxon Reyes]

>might get below a 2.0 gpa this semester because 90% of one classes grade was in the first month
>updated policy for this year that the school has the option of dismissing you for it
>I think they're going to dismiss me because I'm really poor and use up a lot of financial aid

[Jaxson Collins]

>26
>still browsing Sup Forums
this place is shit but the rest of the internet is worse
anyone else feel like they need to be listening to music/podcasts or watching something while playing games?

[Sebastian Baker]

>being 26
>still saving wojacks

[Henry Jones]

>low gpa
>financial aid
you're just shortly delaying the inevitable by pulling that shit.

[Zachary Johnson]

>Professor makes paper due at 11:59 on a Friday

>If I submit the paper on time he'll know I'm a loser who stayed in on a Friday night

[Jace Garcia]

Forgot to mention I took a loan of $10K for the privilege. LOL!

[Landon Nelson]

I saved one to try to fit in with the young kids.

[Dominic Harris]

I fucked up the first month because of the transition and that was it. I was able to recover in the other classes but not this one.

[Charles Allen]

>have a stable government job
>make 120k/y
>work 4 days on
>get 8 days off
>full benefits
>have absolutely nothing to spend my money on
>desperately with I was still a NEET

[Benjamin Murphy]

>due at
Don't you mean due by? Your shit's gonna be late. I know a few asshole professors who poorly word shit to fuck you over like this

[Jayden Brooks]

Grid energy storage

[Aiden Brooks]

Nigga I write 500 word emails daily.

[Adrian Brown]

>attendance
Why do they even do this
If I can pass your shitty class while not being there for 1/2 the semester then it means I either know the material really well or it's a shitty class. Either way it shouldn't be the students problem.

[Grayson Jones]

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[Austin Perry]

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[Owen Gonzalez]

fuck off redditor normalfaggot

[Jaxon Perez]

>20 word email due in 5 years
AHHHHHHH

[Landon Brown]

>thesis due by end of year
>only 20,000 words into it

[Noah Reed]

I really hope you're not serious.