ITT: Enemies that unnerve you

ITT: Enemies that unnerve you

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You just want someone to make THAT post, don't you?

Niggers.

Haha, my pe- Wait? What's slithering in my pants? Oh no! No! It's sliding out of my pants! I'm trying to smack it away! No! It's wrapping around my neck! I can't breath! Somebody, he

How kind of your weenus peauns to hit the post button for you, maybe you'd still be alive if you had focused on bashing the bishop instead of typing up a running commentary.

none, for i have faced them all
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too edgey?

this board has really gone to shit.

>mfw I wipe my ass and my finger rips through the paper

why, my peanus weenus of course :)

hahah!

it's my weeeeeenus peanus! hahah :)

ITT: Enemies that unnerve me - my answer, of course, my peanus weenus :D

hahah!

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there it is
>tfw can never have an actual "enemies that unnerve you" thread ever again because of this silly post

:)

This fucking weirdo. Not a very hard boss but he's a fucking freak

>Turn around
>See this
What do?

based peanus weenus poster

shit pants

What are those 2 slender fins about? Its look like it could be a bipedal amphibian

>giant creature afloat in the bottomless dark waters with you

I'm no Jotaro, but I think that's for improved turning. If one of those were brought closer to it's body it would make a sharp turn.

>Repair tool
>Stasis rifle
>Prawn suit with grappling hook and diamond cutter
>Go Pacific Rim on this fishface

just punching it should have more DPS than the cutter

It's your first time playing, and you decided to explore the aurora the moment you got a seamoth

>too edgey?
More like too stupid. You clearly don't even understand the OP's question, then of course you misspell edgy.

I love the way they designed the early game.

>I need stuff to survive
>I bet there is heaps of stuff in the crashed ship
>Oh it's too radioactive, that means I definitely should see what's over the
>Now that I've made this suit, I'll go and have a lo-
>Roar behind you

that fucking fish that kills you after youre in the water too long in any game that has a mechanic like this

why is my heart so weak.. I just wanna swim ;w;

I fucking love it as well. It's the best way to build up player's confidence only to absolutely fucking destroy it. Usually you go to the aurora after getting the seamoth, which makes you feel invincible.
How wrong you were.

*teleports behind you*

Still not as bad as the first time I went to the mountains.
>In a little cave looking for parts
>Come out, see a shadow in the distance
>Nope
>Roar behind me
>Roar to the side of me
>Roar in front of me

Titanite Demons from Dark Souls

They freak me the fuck out

YOU THINK THAT'S BAD

This fucker is legit unnerving
>mfw he sprints towards you

This. I never feel calm around them regardless of soul level.

i don't know anymore since whatever the fuck you just posted topped my answer

oh my peenus weenus of course haha

Those Monsters from dark souls two with the 4 legs in the dock that are weak to the light

when i first saw them, i actually screamed. they still fucking terrify me

Geese

Ogress from Nioh
youtube.com/watch?v=y0zXVWzMuXg
I can understand why you find her terrifying

>There is no game with geese being a joke enemy.
>You cant kill it and it will chase you, attacking you until you leave it's area.

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This shifty motherfucker

I expected this within 5 posts of the thread creation

>Stop hitting yourself! STOP HITTING YOURSELF!

>He has never played a Legend of Zelda game
Sure its chickens instead of geese, but I still hate them

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>Chickens are cute and are assholes sometimes.
>Geese are literally assholes and attack even when unprovoked.

Oh no no no NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!

>Upper cathedral ward

>Geese
>Attacking even when unprovoked
They don't you fucking imbecile. They're passive animals who WILL stand their ground if threatened though.

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>put it as my ringtone
>full volume
>haven't missed a single call since

my knowledge of japanese folklore from SMT tells me that she likely eats people, and that is not okay

ass status:
>clenched

>They're passive animals who WILL stand their ground if threatened though.
>stand their ground
Yeah thats the fucking problem. If they decided they suddenly own the sidewalk you basically have to move cities to avoid getting attacked by em in the morning

>and that is not okay
fuckin queer

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clank...clank... clank clank clank CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK

Literally what is their fucking problem?

Fuck eels, and fuck water levels.

Its another "enemy-has-shitty-autotuned-robotic-voice-and-mask-as-a-face-to-save-production-and-animation-costs"-episode

based gooseposter

I wish I took pics, but two years ago a flock of these fucks landed in my pond behind my house.

Within hours, they had attacked all my animals at least once or twice, in the end I had enough when I tried to shoo them and got pecked myself.

I loaded my 12ga and proceeded to commit a massacre, in the end I killed 12 of the fucks before they got the fucking idea and scattered.

It's also the only time I ever killed anything with a gun since I hunted one squirrel when I was a kid. and will probably be the last unless more of those fucking fucks show up.

Fuck Canadian Geese.

Imagine our world today, had Hitler deployed a battalion of geese on Omaha Beach.

I love how cows are basically big goofy dogs

Water in video games makes me uncomfortable unless I can see the bottom.

This is either a troll, or you're legit a brainlet
Either way you're ought to kill yourself, my man

SET PUKING

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You did Gods work that day user.

Doing gods work user

I got fined 250 pounds once because my dog killed one of those fuckers by biting its neck. It was self defence, too, the cunt attacked my dog for literally no reason

why is this so fucking funny

>kill the colossus
>in the middle of the lake
>can see the massive cloud of black tendrils squirming up from the water and converging on you

Keep it up, user.

>Used to live by a pond once filled with Ducks.
>Geese decided to move in and push the ducks all to the other smaller pond.
>Have to carry a bat to take trash out because the Geese would attack you.
>Pond owner one day decides to fill the lake with Turtles.
>Based Turtles began killing the Geese, dragging them underwater(Drowning and eating them), while their eggs went unprotected and eaten by Coyotes.
>Ducks reclaimed their pond but were smart enough to avoid the turtle area.

This post unnerves me more than any of the enemies in this thread.

What the fuck? Turtles killing geese? No fucking way
>Carry a bat to take trash out because the Geese would attack
I'm literally in tears. This is baffling to me. They're fucking birds

Fuck you asshole they don't back down and will attack you for no reason

Birds with a severe attitude problem, you have to show them you're not taking their shit, and you have to hit them hard.

Imagine every time you went outside you knew you would have to deal with something like this attacking you because it felt 'provoked' because you existed too close next to it. You'd carry at least a bat.

So why are they such assholes?

What the fuck is wrong with you? Geese are based and innocent, why can't you simply let the poor things be? We never attack unless provoked first.

Some animals are just assholes, user.

>What the fuck? Turtles killing geese? No fucking way
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>Thread turns into some inane anti-geese propaganda
Literally what is Sup Forumss problem with them, I've never seen this on any other board

That's his fucking pond, user, they can-
>We

Geese becks and wings can honestly inflict some pretty gnarly injuries.

Nothing on the scale of what a swan can do, but it still hurts like a motherfucker.

>We

Same rule applies to ducks when Turtles kill them.
>Grab their legs from underwater, proceed to drag them under until they drown, then eat them.
Seen this happen at least 10 times, me and my dad would be working outside and we would see a Goose go under, "Welp, Turtle got another.".

We were using a cheap broom handle before, thinking "oh this will be enough!", Wrong. Sharpened the end like a Spear, but even then the others would gang up and attack you while stabbing the other.
The Aluminium Bat was the only thing we had that actually would hurt them, plus the sound of bashing it against the house would scare them off.

Fuck off goose you're the niggers of animals

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>Remember that geese act aggressively because their instincts compel them to protect their young, just as humans and other animals do. Serious injuries from goose attacks are uncommon, but it is best to avoid geese as much as possible during breeding season.


Fags, they're not assholes, they just protect their younglins

Never fought a goose, but can't you just grab them by the neck and swing em around like a flail until they break their neck?

Use your enemy as a weapon

REMOVE GEESE POSTERS

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Makes them evolutionarily successful I guess. If they can scare off animals 10 times their size like in then they can definitely protect their eggs

I still look away during this. Extreme discomfort.

What a horrible way to die.
Geese deserve it though

epic Sup Forums culture

The idea of being a fraid of a goose is so inane to me. Just stand your ground and sock it in the face/kick it

Birds are apex predators. They will kill you.

Nope the fuck out of there.
>tfw forgot where the entry to the Aurora was and I went to the back

If we want to risk them pecking a finger off of you, go ahead. Not only that, but if it's not alone, its backup will also swarm you as soon as you attack one of their flock.