What's the most retarded shit you've seen in video games?

What's the most retarded shit you've seen in video games?

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I don't get it.

What exactly?

Sex mods and puberty fantasy blob goblins
Ridiculous shit, check any Skyrim thread

Why don’t you start by telling everyone what is retarded in your op gif. Sweetie so we all don’t just think you are the retarded one.

The fact he's reloading the gun with the stripper clip when that's impossible with the scope on. I mean, anyone with any knowledge about guns knows that.

You cant physically load a bolt action rifle like that, the scope would be in the way

oh look /k/ is shitting itself again

It's actually not, you could easily design a clip with a curve in it to accommodate a standardized scope.

I mean theoretically he could have some kinda weird, specialized clip for that purpose.

What probably is the dumbest to me in this game is how every gun that uses a peep sight has a comically massive aperture

Not back then.

But that doesn't exist. And it certainly didn't during ww2.

>You cant physically load a bolt action
Not the G98 sure, but there are rifles with bolts designed to take canted stripper clips just for this purpose.

Postal 2, cat on a shotgun

t. never loaded a bolt-action

I guess it's ok when Japan does it.

I mean if it ever existed WW2 was when they'd have tried it. They fucking experimented with curved barrels back then.

Anyways it's funnier when these gifs are the devs doing something so wrong it's physically impossible or would severely injure the user in real life. Isn't there some gun in BF1 that fires casings into the shooters face?

Are you honestly comparing RE to COD, you mouthbreathing mongoloid?

In terms of reloads, yes.

>What's the most retarded shit you've seen in video games?
>it's just a reload animation

lolk

>Game that boasts realism vs game full of zombies and monsters

Gee, you sure didnt think that one through

that's battlefield though

Wrong, it's WWII

>cod
>Game that boasts realism

how can a person be this retarded

>CoD
>boats realism

post svt reload

So if you had a friend who was a gun nut or a military geek, which of these 2 games would you recommend? In other words, which game's target audience is most likely to care about an accurate reload animation? In other words, I guess I'm insinuating that it's ok in resident evil because it's smart to cut corners (if you have to to so, and you always have to do so in game design) in areas of the game that are of less import to the target audience.

They designed a specific action with a canted loading block, you fucking moron. It's even rendered in your stupid fucking webm.

Never try to pretend you know anything about rifles ever again.

>only thinking in hyperbole

Svt is actually quite alright. Unlike the lee enfield where one stripper clip containing 5 bullets magically loads the rifle with 10 bullets.

Shitty bait, senpai.

the zfk 55 had a canted action so you could do that, and the mosin nangent had curved stripper clips for that purpose as well. end of the day they decided it just wasnt necessary, your not really speed reloading if your doing your sniping job right

no, the zfk was a straight pull, wrong gun

No clip cheat

Weren't they boasting just that with this one though?

Sure did. Historical accuracy at its finest.

Is there anything more indicative of American culture than some nerd complaining about a videogame rifle reload animation?

so yeah. its trivial to do

>the only aspect of realism is historical accuracy
dont be retarded. the games awful but thats not the only thing there is to it

After looking at some videos it seems that they fixed it. It was originally hilarious.
youtu.be/c_BtE43jfLM?t=5m47s

Where's the webm where he just shoves a full magazine into the gun without taking the empty one out, then throws two of them off into the distance?

Considering Treyarch and the other games had that detail right like more than 8 years ago it’s completely justified

>Slaps the magazine with a fresh one and then throws it away too
>YUO SEE IVAN

The nerd being wrong about it.

>bullets go through scope

Not the only thing of course. But this takes the cake for me.

It existed, but typically only on Russian rifles. Their ironsights were mounted a bit off to the side to allow access to the chamber.

Other WW2 guns didn't have similar scope placements though.

Battlefield babies

historical innacurracy has been a thing in literally every cod and battlefield since the dawn of man. im just waiting for you to start yelling about blacks and womyns in muh vidyas, honestly

Nope, it's COD WWII. Battlefield 1 gets around the problem by having a side-mounted scope.

Shadow cocking a rifle
Peebee holding her hand cannon backwards

Mosin front sight was zeroed a bit to the side because the bayonet would affect the bullet as it left the barrel.

>curved barrels

To be fair, the multiplayer would be shit even without women.

Shooting around corners or out of tanks.

No, but many other games do have casing eject to the left.

We Americans take our guns seriously.

>he thinks CoD is bad

Unskippable cutscenes

This is the most retarded shit youve ever seen in a video game?? This isnt that bad, is this the only video game youve ever played or sonething?

there are guns that load from the bottom with stripper clips and have left handed bolts. they dont look like that, but they exist.

...

Change what the kid's wearing a bit and the enviroment she's in and this looks like a fucking ISIS training video

Ugh. Left handed guns in video games are always terrible to see.

It's like Im finding something else wrong with it every time I look.

Oh yea, just remove most of her clothes and stick her in a bedroom.
Pretty effective ISIS training video.

That ain't a kid user. I know women look like kids though.

well then give her a dick too

That's a kid user.
Very clearly in fact.

fc2 is the most anti gun porn game ever

shes 13

A fun game but everything about it relating to firearms is fucking absurd
>G3 is a weak piece of shit
>Rifle explodes after firing four magazines

Yeah, it is bad. And in my opinion, utterly retarded.

It's the fucking Springfield though.
Totally inexcusable.

Niggers in any any game ever aren't entirely portrayed as bad guys

which they could of done. likely? ever? probably not, but its a videogame. thats kinda the cool thing about it, you can actually use and fight with and agaisnt people armed with 1 off prototypes or just combined tech from things that never were considered.

>That fucking reload animation
Worst part by far.
Fucking hell.

It's not in either case
RE is a shit franchise anyway, game devs should do some basic fucking research

>woah now, my game series about zombies, things coming back from the dead isnt realistic enough!

They don't just load the entire stripper clip in the bottom, I don't think there's a single gun that does that in existence.

En-bloc clips exist, but you don't remove them manually and certainly not with all the bullets still on them.

En-blocs are not stripper clips.

>But that doesn't exist. And it certainly didn't during ww2.
Yeah, and?
CoD WW2 is rife with shit that does not fit in.

both boast zombies and take a huge dump on realism. the difference is that RE4 does it calculatingly and deliberately.

the rsc 1917
youtu.be/sExBiD7sBw0?t=16
its a clip, you load it in the bottom, you unload it from the bottom. honestly, kinda surprised how many of these were made and exist, but i knew id seen something like it before

kinda semantics, because if you dont strip the rounds off it, then its not really a stripper clip is it? the webm isnt using "stripper clips" but it is a clip.

>far cry 2 is and always was a bizarre piece of shit
*gasping*

This is so different to that webm that I must assume you are being willfully ignorant. That isn't just slapped in the bottom of the gun, it's held in place by a magazine. In that webm, a stripper clip, one with no feeding system and no way to remove bullets from itself, is just slapped into the open bottom of a gun.

Huh? Sounds kinda neat.

yeah, if only i said right at the start that they dont look like that

Well if we're keeping the gun theme...

It's not that they don't LOOK liek that, it's that NOTHING abotu the reload in that webm has ANY sort of sense to it, and you defending it as "Well did you know that this mildly obscure french rifle used a pseudo en-bloc and a trapdoor to load from the bottom" when the webm isn't someone using a trapdoor to load from the bottom of anything, it's switching out a clip as though it were a magazine.

Fallout guns are all imaginary though.

Would this really be so terrible if the drum was just an extension of tube magazine on the bottom?

bullpup rifles get me rock hard

KH plot

You would still need a way to feed the rounds backwards. That magazine isn't wide enough to be helical.

are you drunk? i also pointed out why it was a lefty, because its looks cool. devs put higher priority on speed, looks and the likes, and their target audience generally DOSENT own actual guns. i simply said guns that load, with clips from the bottom, or have left handed bolt handles exist.

I'm annoyed that someone would defend a shockingly bad animation with "Well both of those things can theoretically exist". Yes, they can, but the system on that gun wouldn't allow for it.

i didnt say it was good either, or that gun in particular could do that

Hi Pete.