I bought EA stocks in january and couldn't be more happy. Why aren't you buying vidya stocks?

I bought EA stocks in january and couldn't be more happy. Why aren't you buying vidya stocks?

I don't know how stocks work.

I'm too poor to afford them

Post your portfolio.

Went all in on CDProjekt.
Now I have to pimp out my daughter for food.
Thanks Poland.

But I do.

Got a healthy amount of WSE:CDR (CD Projekt Red) & ATVI (Acti Blizz)

They are just getting bigger erryday

Everything's been going up, not just EA.
We're knee deep in a bull market where it's impossible to not make a base 20% back.

this

BUY LOW SELL HIGH

>stocks

I have them in my portfolio. Stop lying

Buy what, from who, where?

Basically gambling, except you get to pretend it was an 'informed decision'.

>Normies: FUCK EA!
>buys FIFA two weeks later

It's completely believable that someone lost money in CDPR, that three month chart is a -20% bloodbath, not everyone got their whole portfolio during 2008.

Literally any brokerage or bank.

>he's proud of a 40%ish return
you nocoiners crack me up

Enjoy your unsellable ones and zeros, my man.

You can buy pretty much anything, the market is up everywhere. If you're a retard just put it in diversified stocks like the S&P500

How does it work tho'? You buy stocks and wait till the price is higher, then sell them? That's it?

It has gone up for the first time in over a month.
Little Bella will be so pleased.

Alright let's Gordon some Geckos.

How much for little Bella?

Yes, or the company takes some of their profits and distributes it to the shareholders in the form of dividends

what does it feel like being an "investor" and missing the biggest investment opportunity of modern history? genuinely curious how you stockcucks deal with it

Go laugh all the way to the bank, only to hear that you don't have any real money.

unsellable?
dont tell me you fell for that one...
you poor thing

You mean the biggest investor scam in history with meme money that can only buy drugs laced with cyanide and child pornography on the memeweb

>Battlefront flopped, EA is finished!

I had Disney stock options

>unsellable
I'd advise you to do some more research on the matter. I've literally made several transfers to my bank account after selling coins, it's not unsellable at all. Also, xvg peaked at 300% a few hours ago, so the returns from EA don't look particularly great in comparison.

What are you lookin for?
Something ala carte? all night?

>he doesn't realize you can trade coins with derivatives or trackers and never have to actually own them
yes stockcuck, liquidating my XBT position sure is difficult, you got me there

>investing in stocks

fucking brainlets, investing in cryptocurrency is the only thing you should do these days

A good investment in cryptocurrency can literally give you a $500k profit in one week

So where's your 500k then?

I only invested $100 but already quadrupled it with just one coin

>poorfags think an average loss and an average profit are the same thing if risk is involved
laughing all the way to the bank

Just buy your company's stocks. You're likely yo get them at a lower price.
>Bought $2000 worth of Rgeinmetall stocks a few years ago
>Completely forgot about them
>Local plant closes down, HR reminds me of my stocks
>Worth 17k now
>mfw

The only stock I buy is my company's stock through the employee stock purchase program
employees buy at 15% below market open value at the end, which is alot
so unless the CEO makes a terrible fucking decision or the stock market blows itself hard enough to destroy a world economy I never expect to not make profit off of it

When is normalfag going to be the term everyone uses again? Whenever I see normies I just think of a fat teenage goth girl who thinks she's unique for watching Invader Zim.

you have $500k potential, it doesn't exist yet
if anybody sold bitcoin on the exchange that quickly to anyone else, it would actually decrease the value of bitcoin (market notices people are starting to dump assets to cash out, so they will try to get on the train early as well)

this bitcoin stuff is some late stage capitalism shit

are you actually this retarded

>people got rich with coins guys!
>show us your portfolio
>is either little money or he disappears without posting a single proof
every.single.time.
give up guys i dont believe your bullshits,or you had the balls to invest 10k+ into coins and now you are rich or you aren't,keeping coins when you are losing 50% on a 100-1000 dollars capital is like playing with fake money,i am sure none of you would had the balls to keep coins with 50% loss on a 10k+ capital.

>he's not longing UPRO

enjoy losing money fags

They typically don't pay dividends so all you're getting is a capital gain.

Currency speculation has been a thing since before capitalism as a system was conventionalized.
Dumb gommunist

bitcoin is not a currency yet, it's just something that holds value and people think in the future it might hold even more of this value than it does now. It's basically a stock right now with known finite market cap

can you go in minus with it? sorry know nothing about stocks

too busy investing in the crypto bubble before it pops

It is a currency, chiefly used by the black market uses it; as do people who want to tax evade or trade wealth anonymously.
Had the parasite not latched onto it it probably would have stabilized pretty quickly.
Then again retarded career stockholders getting fucked is always a good thing.

So fucking much money to be made in crypto right now. Just have to get out before the big crash

stocks can't go negative, they just become worthless (zero)
with bitcoin people don't know yet if eventually it will become a legitimate form of currency. People are leaning towards "yes" which is why the value of a bitcoin keeps climbing, and keeps climbing very quickly
either a world power comes out and legally accepts/rejects the bitcoin as a tradeable currency and that's when shit will hit the fan

Stocks are basically another way for lazy parasites to get money while contributing nothing to society. Any money that wasn't earned through your own hard work is dirty.

>tfw not a VW employee in the 70s who gets partly paid in shares, goes into retirement with 60 and sells his shares to live a comfy life off having been an assembly line monkey for only half my life
Fuck boomers, the last generation that actually had it harder than us to live a decent life was the one that got drafted into a world war.

enjoy your monotonous paycheck to paycheck life man

Looks like we're headed in that direction too.

Why do you think there's going to be a big crash soon?

>contributing nothing to society
So you don't understand what investment is then

It's called a dead cat bounce.
When stocks plummet you get a lot of investors buying right after while it's cheap, so you see it bounce back up in value.

It's moving money around. It is no other thing. You are not creating anything You are not contributing anything. You are sitting in front of a computer hoping to get money by accident.

Finance is a skill based job just like being a surgeon. It's not about hard work it's about not fucking up.

People who can only mimic market trends (the majority of the market) rather than create them really don't contribute anything other than economic slowdown and death.
Stupid people don't deserve rights.

Because I can't be wrong 5 years in a row.

Why didnt that shit go down to basement after recent Events?

I remember thinking this back when I was 16 years old too.

>participate in world war as NATO vassal state
>still lose
Can't fucking wait.

Tech stocks in general is where it's at. You can lose your shirt though if you don't pay attention to business news though.

your stock have 0 value until you sell them. So at the moment you haven't won a single cent.

hahaha look at this child

how many of those coins have you sold and converted to real money today, "millionaire"?

He could be skimming profit off the top repeatedly though, maintaining the same investment but still getting returns.

i bought bitcoin when they were a buck a piece

wow, $30 per stock

How much did you invest? $1,000? That would make it around $300 profit.

Then sold them at 1.35 and thought you were hot stuff

That's a very good profit from a safe investment. It's easy to compare it with bitcoin while forgetting the fact that EA was at no risk of crashing and losing big. Bitcoin grows like mad, but risks going belly up every day.

Because when you buy stocks from a different country you have to pay extra fees and my country already taxes 30% of all stock income

I've already put some money in crypto but Im also looking to invest some in stock.

For some reason, though I feel like this is the worst time to get into stock. I'm not an expert at all so this is more a gut feeling but I feel like there's a crisis lurking just around the corner.

Does anybody have any insight as to whether this is justified? Is this as good a time as any to get into stock or are there any rational reasons to wait a little longer?

that's right wagecuck, keep working hard. your labor funds my investments through neetbucks

>Neetbucks
Disgusting. We ned fascism back to weed out parasites like you.

People who can predict when the market will crash don't go on Sup Forums and tell you about it, and if they did you wouldn't believe me.

nobody asked you to put your life savings into it

i'm sure fascism is just around the corner wagie, just keep working and paying your taxes like a good boy

>I've already put some money in crypto
you idiot

I really hope you don't believe in God. Because if he does exist, what are you going to say to him about your life? "I sat on my ass leaching off other people's labor", that's what

>people who can predict when the market will crash
not a single expert can do that,they hide bihind a lot of data just to justify their guesswork

Then I ask for jesus' forgiveness and we're all good

how can you even say that if you've already invested in a cryptocurrency
nobody knows what the fuck is really going on with crypto, and I would argue it's even more risky than dealing with the stock market.
The stock market is basically tried and true, except for when it's not, then it's historical.

>I'm not an expert at all but I feel like there's a crisis lurking just around the corner.
It's a "virgin tells you that masturbation is better than sex" episode

>religious wagie
is this what peak bluepill looks like

It kinda is. Well, at least it has better returns compared to effort spent getting it.

Invest your money in the latest shit coin of the week and you'll be fine.

Us enlightened individuals, right? Feels good to be 20 and already have the universe figured out, right?

>It's a 24 year olds try to give investment advice thread

A lot of the smaller companies with potential to make big profits if you read about upcoming games aren't publicly traded yet.
Still if youre in asian market you can guarantee to make a profit before every final fantasy and dragon quest game. CD projekt stock will go down quite a bit since everything about cyberpunk is unknown and people are losing interest so it'll be good to buy soon and then when cyber punk hits it'll have a dramatic increase if the game is as good as witcher, if not sell after first reviews and you'll still make a quick buck.

>Why aren't you buying vidya stocks?
Because I have crypto.

Not supporting cancerous companies feels good.

im buyig bit corns and etheriums

Thank god I have a million mental illnesses and can't be drafted!

I'll just stay at home and comfort the widows

>just invest all your money into crypto, brah! you'll be a millionaire in a week!
>w-what? Why haven't I bought a mansion yet? Who needs worthless state currency, it's all about the investment, bro: my coins are worth millions! Cashing is out retarded when I can just let my investment grow even more!

Reminder that the only way a buttcoin millionaire can exchange his coins for real money is by selling them to dumbufcks that are more retarded than him and will actually buy crypto with real cash. Reminder that all the shilling urging you to "invest" (aka buy, because mining coins is no longer profitable) in crypto is aimed at allowing these "investors" to cash out by fooling other retards and making sure they're not the ones holding the bag of worthless internet money once the bubble pops.

I seriously hope you're gradually cashing out your crypto. Even if you expect it to go higher, you're not stupid enough to put all eggs in one basket, right?

that's exactly the same thing for stocks is the funny part