Artificial scarcity for fucking cereal

Owen Ross
Owen Ross

Artificial scarcity for fucking cereal

https://twitter.com/AskTarget/status/942100900604194819

The Super Mario cereal is no longer available at Target, I apologize for any disappointment.

https://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_from=R40&_trksid=p2380057.m570.l1313.TR0.TRC0.H0.Xsuper+mario+cereal.TRS0&_nkw=super+mario+cereal&_sacat=0

Markup prices of $40

https://www.kelloggs.com/en_US/where-to-buy.html#[email protected]_US

No stores in 75 miles are carrying it

Guess the cereal really is a Nintendo Amiibo after all.

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https://twitter.com/AskTarget/status/942100900604194819
https://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_from=R40&_trksid=p2380057.m570.l1313.TR0.TRC0.H0.Xsuper+mario+cereal.TRS0&_nkw=super+mario+cereal&_sacat=0
https://www.kelloggs.com/en_US/where-to-buy.html#[email protected]_US
Colton Garcia
Colton Garcia

um delete this thread before I get mods to do it for you.

Brandon Cox
Brandon Cox

I wonder what it tastes like...

Jordan Miller
Jordan Miller

Lucky Charms

Ayden Rogers
Ayden Rogers

You live in the timeline where cereal scalpers are actually a thing.

Gavin Davis
Gavin Davis

Nintendo is the most cancerous company within the gaming industry.

Jason Ramirez
Jason Ramirez

They should sell it with Szechuan sauce for a full soyboy meme breakfast.

Luis Miller
Luis Miller

Do you think if Nintendo put a special amiibo in some packs of baby food, would nintentoddlers actually buy it?

Brayden Sullivan
Brayden Sullivan

Kids cereal
Adding in soy milk
Good job messing up their hormones

Isaiah Powell
Isaiah Powell

We live in a timeline where idiots will still buy from those scalpers for $40+

Carson Thomas
Carson Thomas

I'm sure diapers with limited edition amiibos would sell.

Owen Jones
Owen Jones

blocks your path

Eli Scott
Eli Scott

You can tell the Americans are awake now

Ethan Bailey
Ethan Bailey

that fucking shelf
Does this mess actually pass in Supermarkets these days?

Lincoln Green
Lincoln Green

And pissed off they cant have cereal for breakfast

Levi Reed
Levi Reed

not sony
Your sonybro is showing.

Gavin Thomas
Gavin Thomas

IT'S A BING BING WAHOO IN EVERY BITE

Mason Bell
Mason Bell

Only grown up love nintendo and play mario with pokemon
CoD for kids amirite
Nintendo selling kids food with toy inside
Kek.

Jacob Taylor
Jacob Taylor

Real talk, I would not like to work in the supermarket when this motherfucker rolls up wanting his Mario cereal and you have to be the one to tell him it's all sold out.

Thomas King
Thomas King

that full shelf

Nintenbros blown the fuck out

Isaiah Clark
Isaiah Clark

now you realise the cereal it's a secret japanese weapon like that south park pokemon episode

Angel Myers
Angel Myers

At least they're not selling scarce, physical DLCs

Landon Foster
Landon Foster

Is it just a read amiibo or can you save a name to it?

Ryan Rogers
Ryan Rogers

Anyone got the amiibo dump files for the cereal amiibo? Checked nfc bank but doesnt seem to be there

Nolan Sanders
Nolan Sanders

Just read. Only works with Odyssey and even then, it's just as a standard amiibo that gives a few coins/hearts.

Zachary Hughes
Zachary Hughes

L M A O
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James Edwards
James Edwards

ACID RAPE

Jordan Rivera
Jordan Rivera

not knowing that rapeseed oil is canola oil
do schools teach kids anything anymore?

Owen Moore
Owen Moore

Delete this right now

Jack Rivera
Jack Rivera

soyboy ingredients

Adam Lopez
Adam Lopez

We live in a time line where every videogame sells for retail price with the bare minimum, and comes along with DLC that costs more than the actual game

We live in a time line where people donate hundreds and thousands just to get games made that turn out incomplete

We live in a time line where people can buy work-in-progress games that never get completed.

I think cereal scarcity is the least of the problem. But hey! Its Nintendo related

Jordan Ward
Jordan Ward

Soy milk is shit. But I really don't think it actually has any altering effects on your hormones.

Hudson Carter
Hudson Carter

Ohhhhhnonononono

Landon Sanchez
Landon Sanchez

saved for future consolewar shit.

Nicholas Cox
Nicholas Cox

You really think you can trick me, you Big Soy shill?

Nathan Ward
Nathan Ward

Wouldn't this be on Target or Kelloggs and not on Nintendo? Nintendo isn't actually making or distributing the cereal, they're just giving their license for it.

Nathan Jenkins
Nathan Jenkins

God damn it. Every time we get a leg up

Dylan Hughes
Dylan Hughes

Soy milk contains soy lechitin, which has the same effect on your body as estrogen. Drinking it will make you more emotional and even depressed.

Henry Powell
Henry Powell

Yeah I think it's fine too. In fact I think it could actually be good.

I think everyone should enjoy the delicious and nutritious taste of Soylent instead of listening to crazy /pol/ memes.

Justin Cruz
Justin Cruz

I second this.

Soy Milkā„¢ is actually really good for you. It's good for your body and mind!

Or would you prefer to drink the disgusting, unhealthy cow milk that the patriarchal government wants to force you to drink?

Cooper Watson
Cooper Watson

Limited time offer cereals don't exist
Limited time only = artificial scarcity

Op is a fag

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