>Artificial scarcity for fucking cereal
twitter.com
>The Super Mario cereal is no longer available at Target, I apologize for any disappointment.
>Markup prices of $40
kelloggs.com
>No stores in 75 miles are carrying it
Guess the cereal really is a Nintendo Amiibo after all.
um delete this thread before I get mods to do it for you.
I wonder what it tastes like...
Lucky Charms
You live in the timeline where cereal scalpers are actually a thing.
Nintendo is the most cancerous company within the gaming industry.
They should sell it with Szechuan sauce for a full soyboy meme breakfast.
Do you think if Nintendo put a special amiibo in some packs of baby food, would nintentoddlers actually buy it?
>Kids cereal
>Adding in soy milk
Good job messing up their hormones
We live in a timeline where idiots will still buy from those scalpers for $40+
I'm sure diapers with limited edition amiibos would sell.
>blocks your path
You can tell the Americans are awake now
>that fucking shelf
Does this mess actually pass in Supermarkets these days?
And pissed off they cant have cereal for breakfast
>not sony
Your sonybro is showing.
IT'S A BING BING WAHOO IN EVERY BITE
>Only grown up love nintendo and play mario with pokemon
>CoD for kids amirite
>Nintendo selling kids food with toy inside
Kek.
Real talk, I would not like to work in the supermarket when this motherfucker rolls up wanting his Mario cereal and you have to be the one to tell him it's all sold out.
>that full shelf
Nintenbros blown the fuck out
>now you realise the cereal it's a secret japanese weapon like that south park pokemon episode
At least they're not selling scarce, physical DLCs
Is it just a read amiibo or can you save a name to it?
Anyone got the amiibo dump files for the cereal amiibo? Checked nfc bank but doesnt seem to be there
Just read. Only works with Odyssey and even then, it's just as a standard amiibo that gives a few coins/hearts.
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>ACID RAPE
>not knowing that rapeseed oil is canola oil
do schools teach kids anything anymore?
Delete this right now
soyboy ingredients
We live in a time line where every videogame sells for retail price with the bare minimum, and comes along with DLC that costs more than the actual game
We live in a time line where people donate hundreds and thousands just to get games made that turn out incomplete
We live in a time line where people can buy work-in-progress games that never get completed.
I think cereal scarcity is the least of the problem. But hey! Its Nintendo related
Soy milk is shit. But I really don't think it actually has any altering effects on your hormones.
Ohhhhhnonononono
saved for future consolewar shit.
You really think you can trick me, you Big Soy shill?
Wouldn't this be on Target or Kelloggs and not on Nintendo? Nintendo isn't actually making or distributing the cereal, they're just giving their license for it.
God damn it. Every time we get a leg up
Soy milk contains soy lechitin, which has the same effect on your body as estrogen. Drinking it will make you more emotional and even depressed.
Yeah I think it's fine too. In fact I think it could actually be good.
I think everyone should enjoy the delicious and nutritious taste of Soylent instead of listening to crazy Sup Forums memes.
I second this.
Soy Milk™ is actually really good for you. It's good for your body and mind!
Or would you prefer to drink the disgusting, unhealthy cow milk that the patriarchal government wants to force you to drink?
>Limited time offer cereals don't exist
>Limited time only = artificial scarcity
Op is a fag