Rock Master edition
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Rock Master edition
Previous thread /v/thread/400414226#p400414226
How bout we do some date stuff?
is this that ancient dosbox game or a rip off?
As an user said last thread, these threads are max comfy and very entertaining. Good shit OP.
LIT IT RIP
School Wars Episode VII: The Chad Awakens
This and real lives needs to be remade.
Surly there's someone autistic enough to make a better version of them.
a direct port of the apple II game
Sure thing user, let's find us a gf.
A STAT UPDATE
OBSERVE OUR SOCIAL SKILLS
The dev website encourages a remake
there is a real lives sequel but its almost the same and the UI sucks for this kind of thing.
tfw happiness is increasing
good for you Chad
Look at that cash for some kid in high school, LOOK AT THOSE STATS. not bad kid not bad.
These threads remind me of that Real Lives game
CHAD WAITS FOR NO ONE, LET'S GO
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED
Guilt made our gentleness too high.
WE GENTLE NOW?
STOP TALKING GARBAGE
we are becoming a physical god
shame about the pricetag
We picked all the pussy options, like befriending some fucking Chink.
Already a full-blown CHAD of godly proportions, and we're still in high school.
WE /fitlit/ NOW
Fuck OP post faster, I'm trying to waste me time here.
literally us right now
GET GOING OP
What political orientation are we? The /fit/ suggests conservatism, but the /lit/ suggests commieism.
NO BONE ROT!
NO HEADACHE NO DIARRHEA NO BONEROT
what the fuck.
we have ascended past the need for earthly politics
we do as we please
Time to aquire a gf
WHERE do we meet her?
AWAY FROM HOME
Centrism, but without the cowardice. CHADical centrism.
Pick up a QT at school.
Fuck that, we create our own political orientation.
That's just more /lit/ though
Oh shit I'm out of my depth
All the thot must know us
OUTSIDE AND AWAY
Is this, dare I say, the TRUE red pill?
We have already fucked everything withing a 10 mile radius
OUTAIDE OF SCHOOL. CHAD NEEDS A MILF TO SLAY
near home. girl next door
nigga we chad, that's all there is.
Chad knows how to treat a girl, can't have mom or teachers cockblock you.
Don't forget to charge your phone and clear up some space, user
AWAY, SPREAD THE CHAD SEED
outside we arleady fucked everyone in school
NO HOME NO BED
LIKE A KID IN A CANDY SHOP
WHO DO WE GO AFTER?
In school, only unpopular fucks need to look outside school.
SPREAD OUR HOLY GOSPEL FAR AND WIDE
Hannah. She's got the least shitty name.
A L E X I S
JESSICA OR BUST
T A Y
T A Y
My God, the choices are endless. I don't remember a single bimbo here. I leave this to OP
No fuck off
Alexis is shit tier
Taylor is a boy's name lol
not that that stops Chad
gotta be ashley then
I don't remember this game very much.
I am pretty sure I managed to get extraordinary and magnificient scholar and academic results. Winning awards, scholarships and prizes.
But then my girl's drunk uncle or someone raped her at age 19 or something. Got depressed. Failed to get a good job / get even higher education.
And I think she died as a mediocre writer working from home. Alone.
It honestly felt pretty fucked up and I was pretty irritated by how it all started so extremely well only to end so badly so rapidly.
She can sing in our band, backup.
SAMANTHA BEST GIRL
E M I L Y
Ashley best girl
We got us TAYTAY
But will she have us?
TIME TO BLOW IT ALL BY DOING TONS OF DRUGS, GETTING MARRIED, AND SETTLING DOWN AS AN ACCOUNTANT WITH 2.5 KIDS AND A MORTGAGE
You didn't chad stop your gf's uncle from raping her, the blame lies with you.
GO ON A DATE WITH BASED TAYTAY
Y E S
she has shit personality
she is very attractive
not very confident
YES, PERFECT. PERFECT.
A FUCKING THOT. TYPICAL TAYLORS
P E R F E C T
Not very confident
We can fix that
Time to slay that pussy
Chad has no need for slaves. He will uplift her.
Not very Confident
Chad will insert his confidence into her attractive calmness.
that's dangerous but fuck it, she's hot.
CHAD AQUIRES À QT 3.14 GF
AYYY WHERE DA WITE GURLZ AT
gets jiggy with it
okay NOW FUCK HER FUCK HER FUCK HER
story of my life
CAN HE EVEN LOSE AT THIS POINT?
That's realism. You bet fucked over by things completely outside your control. Sometimes literally.
Deflower that hole
should have fucked her uncle up
Looks like the time might be coming to assert dominence.
P U M P A N D D U M P
Honestly, this girl's not really all that great. I vote pump and dump.
I told you emily was a better choice retards
he got the girl
BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF VIR-JOHN!
My wife son
TIME FOR NTR'ING THE CHILDHOOD FRIEND
insert NTR plot
That will show her.
told u to get emily or hannah
John is a manlet and we have to destroy him.
oh SHIT YES
How will Chad handle this "old friend"?
fuck vir-john, time to eliminate the competition and seize taytay for yourself
THREATENED ALSO TRIPS
Jelly as fuck.
Chad truly doesn't give a shit.
want to watch a new anime I've found
gotta watch Chad autism his way through life
Chad is amused by the dancing of these insects.
CHAD'S GONNA FREAK
THIS BITCH IS MERELY A PIT STOP ON THE ROAD TO STACEY
where's the "upset that i wasted my goddamn time" option
Don't outwardly show jealousy. Act a bit threatened.
I wonder how cute he'll look with a broken nose
only cuck options
A bit threatened. We gotta hold our ground but dont take it too far, thats what the thot wants.
NO FUCKS GIVEN
A BIT THREATENED, DO NOT ALLOW CHAD TO BE KEKED, WHATEVER IT TAKES!!!
Fine, no problem
Chad does not know jealousy, for he is already perfect.
A bit peeved
A bit threatened. We aint no cuck
I've played this game before and every time I manage to get a new gf this fucking event happens. It's always the same too. Accept it or else you lose the bitch.
DONT BE A KEK, A BIT THREATENED
What if we wanna lose this bitch.
We went with a bit threatened.
It looks like TAYTAY was really a thot. It might be a good idea to dump her ass.
yeah drop her
D U M P
Pump and dump, this thot's done.
PUMP N DUMP
Emily was a better choice
SHOUL'VE BEEN EMILY
we gotta pump tho
Goddammit, "moderate" doesn't mean "completely untrustworthy" you cuck game
TOLD U TO GO EMILY
H A N N A H
Answer the question lads.
Shit, she's neither Taylor Swift nor Tay. She is just thotlor.
PUMP N' DUMP
FUCK I KNEW IT, NO TRUST FROM THESE THOTS.
Well, it's what we're gonna do, so...
WE GONNA FUCK THE SLUT ONE WAY OR ANOTHER
Leave this hoe
we are the gorgeous guy tho
You guys know it's gonna be a "gotcha! You were mistrusting her for no reason!"
I mean be real, we are the first gorgeous, avalible man she came across.
But we are also the most gorgeous.
STAY with TAY
D U M P
T H E
B I T C H
SHE'D FALL FOR ANY NERD THAT REMINDS HER OF HER DADDY
MORE FISH IN THE SEA OF INFINATE POSSIBILITIES
Looks like we didn't even NEED to dump her, looks like Chad did it already. I guess we're not having sloppy seconds.
Who do we go for now?
Unless we do trust her, in which case it's the opposite gotcha.
fucking emily obv
E M I L Y
wait no, disregard . Emily
FUCK OFF YOU TASTELESS VIRGIN SHIT
Grab Em by the pussy.
We were never in a relationship. We were just dating.
ASHLEY, RIPE PUSSY AND RICH PARENTS
A S H L E Y
A L E X I S
She's hotter and VERY trustworthy.
Chad will go through these bitches in alphabetical order from now on.
Emily emily emily
A rose for Emily
Mfw no picture
So you want whore.
TOLD YOU ABOUT EMILY BRO
She's got the crazy
P E R F E C T
B I N G O
Relationship with taytay ENDED
EMILY IS OUR WAIFU NOW
EMILY IS BASED BEST CHOICE
not very happy
here comes the baggage
I WILL SAVE YOU EMILY
I'M JUMPING THROUGH THE COMPUTER SCREEN
QT DEPRESSED GF
YES YES YES
we gonna fucking die
Yandere qt gf
depressed, zero confidence NEET goddess
GOTH GF GOTH GF GOTH GF
Easy pickins. Now get the pusy.
FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK YOU CLOVER
We are dating now
TIME TO GET IT ON LADS
Emily is the best qt depressed goth gf
she cuts your balls off in the middle of the night
In other news, a family member tried to an hero
she is very gentle
i hope it wasn't our dog
GO ON A FEW MORE DATES THEN MAKE IT STEADY, CHAD NEEDS THIS
Fuck. Perhaps CHAD can give him some CHADjuice and help him rethink things?
you know they had to do it to em
who gives a fuck?
Didn't even succeed
the virgin way out
someone should tell that guy to be more like Chad
she gently cuts your balls off in the middle of the night
I take it back, Emily is best girl.
Chad is ready to settle down and produce prodigeous amounts of unclam white babies.
FUCKING ASSHOLE RUINING IT FOR EVERYBODY
It wouldn't be fair otherwise.
THIS IS WHERE IT GOES DOWNHILL
FUCK OUR EMPIRE CRUMBLES SLIGHTLY
bullshit we didnt choose for that beta to try killing himself
AS IF CHAD GIVES A FUCK
the fall begins
A SMALL OBSTACLE FOR CHAD, NO WORRIES
chad rules wherever he goes
LET HER DOWN GENTLY CAUSE SHE GONNA FUCKIN STAB US
well i hope we've hit it by now.
Only losers stick to secondary-school crushes when they're going to uni.
Oh shit, can you follow bae?
We will move with her like real men
Convince her otherwise
Chad is so spectacular he doesn't even fucking notice.
All spheres bar confidence are unimportant anyway.
Fuck, man. RIP CHAD's heart.
How do we handle this? Is a LDR worth it?
WE CAN'T LOSE OUR QT DEPRESSED GF FOR SOME ROASTIE THOT
KIDNAP HER SO SHE STAYS WITH US FOREVER
OK I GUESS, I GUESS
Emily is a strong, truthworthy and gentle woman, let her follow her dreams.
where's the dump her ass option?
SHE IS TRUSTY, it's okay I guess. now you get to beat off on skype every day. congrats.
ok i mean she is very trustworthy
SHE WILL GET DRUNK AND FUCK ANOTHER GUY
Callin it now: rape victim. Will divorce Chad and take half the moneys to fund drug addiction.
Mixed feelings. CHAD isn't an emotionless brute, but he isn't a heartbroken beta either.
LDRs are the biggest cuck test of all time, they have never worked
D U M P
SHE IS TRUSTWORTHY
At least she is trustworthy.
/v/'s son finally meats the perfect girl for them
she has to leave for college and this will likely end the relationship
mixed feelings. We are human
She is trustworthy no problem
It's still a sad situation, dunce.
He's growing up so fast, can we prevent a cucking from happening though?
Ok, i guess imply we don't care. MIXED
I think mixed would imply slight anger
Ok i guess is letting her be who she wants
Em is reliable
New follower here.
What's Chad look like?
Imagine what you wished you looked like. That's how Chad looks.
He's supposed to be handsome as fuck, not really seeing it with these events we're getting tho
THE WORLD IS ENDED???????
literally like CHAD. bulky, good fashion, excellent hair that's pointed up, etc.
You know what Chad fucking looks like
Well there is still time before college
Exactly like the meme. He even has the hair.
What did you pick, faggot?
oh fuck off, literal artificial difficulty
IS THE MASK CRACKING?
even Chad doesn't want to be hurt
WE PUNISHED CHAD NOW
Bad times for CHAD.
/v/irgin instincts seeping thru
EMBRACE YOUR INNER CHAD
Anon, i want to be a veterinarian but the uni is 1000 miles away, what do you think?
ok, i guess
THE FUCKING SOYBOYS RUINED IT AGAIN REEEEEEE
This is so cucked
Why would you be angry at emily?
WE ARE THE MASK, IT CANNOT CRACK.
There is nothing left under :(
I WARNED YOU, I WARNED YOU ABOUT GETTING INVOLVED WITH THOTS
Not 'at Emily' you autist
At the situation
I JUST GOT HOME FROM WORK, CAN SOMEONE GIVE ME A QUICK RUNDOWN OF TODAY'S THREADS?
he's angry at himself, not saying he's hestitant about her very trustworthy rating for some reason
Being angry would offend her
WE FUCKED UP
GOT A GF
THEN GOT HER PREGGO
We were wining wining wining now thots are fucking us up.
you can be sure she'll dump your ass right before she hopes on another man's dick
we beat up a drunk guy
started a band as lead guitarist
failed to get at it with two bitches
Looks like mom wants us to date her friends daughter
DON'T DARE TO CALL EMILY A THOT, FIGHT ME
CHAD's doing good socially
things go well in school
he gets a job
and just recently he has gone through a few girls. none successful. CHAD is SAD.
literally called Gina
Much as I want mum-approved cummies, gonna have to go with "no thanks"
ASK WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE
Who care about a random whore
WHAT DOES SHE LOOK LIKE MUM
FUCK OFF, MOM
Appreciate her advice but Chad can look out for himself.
Dont do this to emily
what does she look like
Gina's a bitch name
She isn't taking our dating life very seriously, and we wouldn't want to suggest to our mom that we're as shallow as that.
Thanks, but no thanks.
WE AIN'T DATING ANYMORE, SMASH HER IN THE GINA
Is she hot?
GINA IS AN EASY LAY. WHAT SHE LOOK LIKE THO?
but then the trustworthy ratings are bullshit
Thanks for helping mum but no.
fuck off mom
What does she look like?
WE STAY LOYAL TO EMILY
Replied with no thanks
How do we answer this?
LOOKS! CHAD WANTS A GOOD LOOKING GAL.
No thanks mom
Listen mom, you can be stone cold at times, but you raised a CHAD, we can handle ourselves
YOU SAYIN' I LIKE DUDES?
Emily is very good looking you cad.
Chad has no sensitivity, only the desire to crush the jew vermin.
WHO THE FUCK SAID NO THANKS?
DON'T LET YOUR PERSONAL INVESTMENTS GET IN THE WAY OF CHAD
It's the Randall of girl names
This is only because of Emily
Yea chad chooses his choices well.
as soon as women are involved Sup Forums drops the chad facade and goes full virgin mode
jfc is this shit in your DNA
emily was best girl
ah yes...another for my collection...yessss
RIP Chad we full virgin mode now
OUR SENSITIVITY MAKES US MORE EMOTIONALLY HEALTHY
A true chad strives for excellence in all areas
CHAD has made a full recovery from losing his NEET GF.
Truly a master of mind, body and spirit.
Also we are OFFICIALLY STEADY with Emily
We gotta cheat on Emily while we're still together.
Wow you're really healthy
Only if you really knew
We have to be honest with ourselves
Even if we want to make the long distance relationship work, that doesn't mean we ok. Our Emily is moving away
Truly we are rebounding back. every man falls but a chad climbs back,
into the trash you go
nigger everything about us is handsome
Emily is trustworthy, so I think CHAD can make it work.
Shes going to break our emotionally healthy heart :(
ONCE EMILY IS GONE, SHE TEXT BREAKS UP WITH YOU
Is Emily a trap?
Cheat on her
Chad does not fall. He cannonballs.
ASK WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE
CHAD has excellent dental hygiene.
It's not gay as long as we're Chad.
CHAD will convert her. no more neet gf.
EMILY IS BEST GIRL
only one cavity
vir-john vs. chad
i treat my teeth like shit and ive never had one
Thats one too many
excellent dental hygiene
I am 24 years old and have never had a single one. Get the fuck out of here with your shit.
I said it from the beginning and I'm saying it now
Emily is and will always be the best choice
okay this is perfect for real
up your game chad, we expected better than this
who /teamemily/ here
Can't outrun your shadow.
joke's been done, dunderhead
me, i said emily was the best choice from the start
Maybe isn't talking about our teeth?
literally fucking everyone
E M I L Y
tfw no irl emo emily gf
C O M P L A I N
CHARGE YOUR FUCKING PHONE
Chad is a gentleman
Chad does not get frustrated. Nor does he complain, like a sissy. That leaves only one option
LET'S CHAT IT UP
I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUEEEEEEEEEE
ANGRY AND COMPLAIN
Shit nigga get your ass to an outlet ASAP
KEEP TALKING, CHAD IS A TRUE GENTLEMAN
CHAT AS WELL
EMILY IS NOT A THOT
DROP EMILY RIGHT NOW
OP recharge your shit
Also, the CHAD can chat as well. No need to be mad.
Let's talk it out, then just fuck it out
DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU VIRGINS HAVE DONE?
CHADOM IS ESCAPING OUR GRASP
Emily is a treat just to be with
what the fuck
ANGRY! Chad does not conceal his feelings.
CHAD IS PATIENT. WE SHALL CHAT
Maybe she is having a bad day
i don't get it
THAT SOUNDED PRETTY CONFIDENT
TALK, we need to go easy and careful with her
What are your teeth made out of
Trying to reject the pleasures of the flesh you obviously seek
HE'S LOSING IT
HOW CAN THIS BE?? HOW CAN SHE RESIST THE CHAD????
what a bitch
Liteeally the GOAT gf
She's an equal to chad
WE HAVE PASSED THROUGH ADOLESCENCE
WE ARE NOW A MAN
she trying to keep you distant because she knows she is going to leave for college
Emily don't do this
Wheres the slap option
Lewd Emily fanart when
Not him and never had one either at 23. Dont even wash them mor
He tried to go for the JUST TALK option, but Chad's Chadblood outed him.
teenage years done with no explicit pussy
FUCKING Sup Forums
FUCK YOU FAGS
EMILY IS JUST UPSET ABOUT SOMETHING
All is good in the senpai
Hey we stopped the mob and stopped a robbery we don't need pussy
Ha got him! Nice one fellow Redditer Ranger
When you forget to turn off auto reply
more than once a day nowadays, although I think I did as a kid.
DRY CUNT ALERT DRY CUNT ALERT
ABORT MISSION I REPEAT ABORT MISSION
just because you've never been to a dentist doesnt mean you dont have cavities. fuckin brits
gotta get that PERFECT point bro
It takes a lot of work to get hair this pyramidal.
The hair takes time, you know?
overhaul your hair 3 hours in the morning
Her feelings are not ad important as our need to pump. user what part of that don't you understand?
WE ARE STRONG
Chad takes care of himself.
the pomp ain't gonna maintain itself boys
We need a stat update, stat.
Well the chad hairstyle takes efforts. It wouldnt cut through steel otherwise.
Is this normal and common? I've had so many cavities fuck why did my mom let me drink soda every day
I hope this unlock the "punch the cunt in the face" option.
Socially we're fine, and we're growing our relationship with our qt despite difficulties.
No wonder you got cavities
SHE'S A RAPE VICTIM. ABORT NOW
WOMEN WERE A MISTAKE
Slow and steady wins the race
I think what really kills your teeth is if you drink soda throughout the day rather than just drinking during meals.
idk my dental hygiene was pretty awful but i only had like one cavity
I drink soda every day and I've never had a cavity
WELCOME TO ADULTHOOD
Some words of wisdom to activate almonds
Let us commence the pumping.
Life must have been simple before they showed up.
I don't know that feel.
EMILY IS FOR SWEET NON SEXUAL LOVE
new thread or done for the day op?
Have you ever loved a girl?
APPLY APPLY APPLY
Do you wanna talk about that ifunny watermark?
P U M P A R U M
I don't drink it anymore. Maybe it's muh genetics
My aunt had to get dentures before she was thirty
Only once there was absolutely no method of contacting her ever again.
Probably with massive tits
Not for lewds
user are you gay?
I haven't brushed my teeth in a week.
Wojack has been so corrupted over the past couple of years it feels kind of weird to see the original.