AGDQ 2018: my dude fucked up

Xavier Scott
Xavier Scott

now : zelda 100%
next : zelda 100%
later: zelda 100%

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Josiah Davis
Josiah Davis

meme

Thomas Ross
Thomas Ross

I migrated quickly bitch

Eli Howard
Eli Howard

review

Caleb Torres
Caleb Torres

zzzzzz

Ian Wright
Ian Wright

When's Runescape?

Angel Kelly
Angel Kelly

I migrated illegally.

Blake Phillips
Blake Phillips

what does user spend their good bf points on? ^w^

Jason Rivera
Jason Rivera

Why won't the mods make a sticky

Jackson Phillips
Jackson Phillips

trannies

Blake Wright
Blake Wright

This speedrun is boring, isn't?

Samuel Kelly
Samuel Kelly

6th for real women

Austin Ward
Austin Ward

Tell the bun some good runs to watch before she kills herself!

William Peterson
William Peterson

Plebs are needed!

Grayson Robinson
Grayson Robinson

you forgot to save, my dude

Thomas Bailey
Thomas Bailey

Don't even fucking try and dictate what speed I migrate at.

Alexander Stewart
Alexander Stewart

shenanigans already left

Dominic Wright
Dominic Wright

first for hitomi tanaka

Ayden Ross
Ayden Ross

SKANK

Charles Jackson
Charles Jackson

never

Luke Walker
Luke Walker

How long till this is a trans only event?

Ryder Miller
Ryder Miller

This is the entire Zelda speed running community.
Say something nice about them

Sebastian Flores
Sebastian Flores

tfw qt japanese wife to cuddle with while shitposting about gdq

Jaxson Phillips
Jaxson Phillips

RABI-RIBI

Samuel Jackson
Samuel Jackson

how many speedruns require this much console resetting? does this game have a no reset 100% route?

Bentley Martin
Bentley Martin

WHEN'S RUNESCAPE

Gavin Carter
Gavin Carter

Time dilation run?

Jaxon Davis
Jaxon Davis

Stickies are cancer kys

Ryan Flores
Ryan Flores

SSNIIIIIIFFFFF

Liam Ross
Liam Ross

just do it bun there is nothing good in this gay ass world anyway

Samuel Parker
Samuel Parker

migrated
he didn't transition to this thread
BANNED

Jack Long
Jack Long

how many speedruns require this much console resetting? does this game have a no reset 100% route?
speeddemosarchive please go

Nathaniel Rodriguez
Nathaniel Rodriguez

lest we forget

Liam Campbell
Liam Campbell

4 hours left in the run. Ugh.

Austin Butler
Austin Butler

Reminder that Runescape gnome made it onto the couch.

Isaac Jenkins
Isaac Jenkins

Sick, but comfy af due to based ZFG running.

5 hours guaranteed FUN.

Angel Parker
Angel Parker

Where's Cosmo?

Eli Reyes
Eli Reyes

Based

Christian Russell
Christian Russell

Why is it still not at a GDQ?

Juan Collins
Juan Collins

8 minutes behind WR.

Luis Morris
Luis Morris

God damn this game looks fucking awful, why did everyone say this game was so good?

Oliver Campbell
Oliver Campbell

last night i'll be able to sleep with AGDQ on

Brandon Robinson
Brandon Robinson

I'm glad you all enjoy your game and each other.

Jace James
Jace James

Who?

Zachary Howard
Zachary Howard

Resets are allowed in pretty much every speedrun category for every game

Brayden Myers
Brayden Myers

More of her.

Nathan Russell
Nathan Russell

Rabi-Ribi run
never ever

Asher Collins
Asher Collins

(((problematic)))

Tyler Price
Tyler Price

no one knows

Asher Murphy
Asher Murphy

I'm a faggot and girls are gross, please stop posting them.

Lucas Martin
Lucas Martin

nth for REAL women

Gavin Wood
Gavin Wood

Because its a fucking pedo game, idiot. It was banned for a reason.

Connor Ortiz
Connor Ortiz

The girl to the right of the balding soyboy with glasses is a qt

Kevin Watson
Kevin Watson

What did he mean by this?

Andrew Perry
Andrew Perry

Majoras Mask > Ocarina of Time

Ayden Ramirez
Ayden Ramirez

You can tell the run is good when these threads are dead

Cameron Hall
Cameron Hall

theres a big guy on right there

Christopher Hall
Christopher Hall

I'm up next!

Wish me luck, Kupo!

Gavin Brooks
Gavin Brooks

post yfw AGDQ 2018

Zachary Stewart
Zachary Stewart

5 hour let's play

god bless

Logan Wright
Logan Wright

Correct

Elijah Phillips
Elijah Phillips

DISGUSTING THOTTTT

Jonathan Evans
Jonathan Evans

2018
not being a faggot
faggots

David Johnson
David Johnson

It's not banned...

Jackson Morales
Jackson Morales

woooow

Josiah Morgan
Josiah Morgan

good luck hope you have big cums

Colton Thompson
Colton Thompson

Calm down Keeta

Christopher Lopez
Christopher Lopez

Who is the girl kneeling wearing a green hoodie? Does she does cosplay or otherwise have slutty pics i can ogle

Joshua Ramirez
Joshua Ramirez

which balding guy?

Charles Bell
Charles Bell

List your favorite 2D and 3D Zelda game faggots.

2D
Link to The Past

3D
Majoras Mask

Austin Baker
Austin Baker

YES

Jack Robinson
Jack Robinson

gahd damn those ABS

Ayden Sullivan
Ayden Sullivan

He meant. His run is coming soon, watch it please. Also reminder to use trihexxs twitch chat

Andrew Torres
Andrew Torres

so many shitposters posting shit for no reason

Colton Hughes
Colton Hughes

stiv's the man and chill as fuck, I hope BK is in sgdq this year cuz the new route is really interesting and stiv memes.

Nolan Ortiz
Nolan Ortiz

This. I remember being adult Link less than an hour in when I was eight.

Carter Torres
Carter Torres

Thanks for making me wake up my neighbours, you cunt.

Ethan Ortiz
Ethan Ortiz

is runescape on there? would be fun to watch

Xavier Watson
Xavier Watson

Donny Suxbong

Adam Collins
Adam Collins

first lol

Jose Collins
Jose Collins

anyone have any ghost stories

Michael Morgan
Michael Morgan

That donation was savage.

Charles Jackson
Charles Jackson

Americans will clap for literally anything won't they?

Jackson Parker
Jackson Parker

:3

Jonathan Rogers
Jonathan Rogers

MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY

Gavin Cox
Gavin Cox

How many of the girls are girls(female)

Camden Morales
Camden Morales

Its soft banned. People know not to bother submitting it because they won't allow it. Those who do try submitting it are put on the list.

Cooper Johnson
Cooper Johnson

2D: Link to the Past
3D: Ocarina of Time

Vanilla taste but whatever

Connor Gomez
Connor Gomez

white boy fucks up a run
why am i not surprised. white "people" fuck up everything, including their own lives.

Grayson Foster
Grayson Foster

anime girls

Adrian Ross
Adrian Ross

whenever you talk into a room

Jeremiah Davis
Jeremiah Davis

2D
Fuck man don't make me pick. LttP...no, oracle series.. no, LttP.
3D
Oot

Levi Jenkins
Levi Jenkins

Who /hoagie/ here
Nice to have for a long run

Luis Walker
Luis Walker

Simulates the sound of gunfire, keeping us calm

Angel Torres
Angel Torres

muscular women
Literally gayer than traps, pal.

Nathaniel Cox
Nathaniel Cox

Just tuned in. How did ZFG lose some time at the start?

Blake Perry
Blake Perry

chat is emote spamming again

Colton Kelly
Colton Kelly

Logs

Grayson Cox
Grayson Cox

scalies not welcome

Jason Scott
Jason Scott

2D
Link's Awakening
3D
BOTW, I actually don't like 3D zeldas.

Nolan Ramirez
Nolan Ramirez

Oracle of Seasons
Majora's Mask

Hudson Reed
Hudson Reed

nobody must know my secret

Nathan Baker
Nathan Baker

he forgot to save at the end of deku tree to do a trick, messed up the trick, had to redo deku tree

James Sanchez
James Sanchez

Have you heard the tale of

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Asher James
Asher James

my laptop turned off, which part exactly did he lost forgetting to save? and how much of a fuckup it was?

Ian Flores
Ian Flores

White people created the computer you are shitposting on, nigger

Aaron Campbell
Aaron Campbell

Watching things that embrace (((progressive))) politics fall apart is my fetish

Gavin Foster
Gavin Foster

Stiv is a treasure.

John White
John White

Started coughing.

Camden Harris
Camden Harris

forgot to save

Jose Wilson
Jose Wilson

I want a loli to use me as her personal toilet

John Smith
John Smith

here, thanks user.

Joshua Gonzalez
Joshua Gonzalez

yeah, this one's called "when proto came out to his parents"

Henry Davis
Henry Davis

your sex life

Aiden Howard
Aiden Howard

Nice

David Gutierrez
David Gutierrez

I love this

Caleb Garcia
Caleb Garcia

YES

Isaiah Price
Isaiah Price

take that back

Dylan Gonzalez
Dylan Gonzalez

I'm heading out for a bit guys, keep my rabbit safe until I get back.

Eli Torres
Eli Torres

snake
tits
arms

Isaac Flores
Isaac Flores

is it good? wondering if i should watch it

Logan Bennett
Logan Bennett

Spicy

Jack Howard
Jack Howard

Incorrect. I definitely prefer the fairy-tail, whimsical atmosphere of OoT to the gritty, surreal atmosphere of MM. Plus, MM is bloated with mechanics that are neat on paper, but only serve as a mild annoyance in the actual game.

Camden Hill
Camden Hill

*confused applause*

Luis Perry
Luis Perry

he's even choking on his words

Lucas King
Lucas King

Do you like incredibly slow art movies for faggots?

Luke Lewis
Luke Lewis

nope. like everything else, white "people" just take credit for the work of their betters (i.e. non-whites).

Robert Miller
Robert Miller

What could these guys be doing with their autism instead of figuring out, learning and then mastering all these glitches to beat an old game faster than anyone else? Is this where all American genius has gone? Jesus christ.

Mason Ramirez
Mason Ramirez

I laugh literally everytime it's posted, I don't know why

Cooper Perez
Cooper Perez

Oh do not rush swiftly or I will speak your name and die.

Robert Thomas
Robert Thomas

Does she does nudes

Dominic Sullivan
Dominic Sullivan

is that a uterus/ovaries tattoo on her arm?

Robert Smith
Robert Smith

WHOA look at the fucking time boys, it's another fucking retards MEME LIST

favorite character in a moba (dota/hon/league) game:
favorite unit in a RTS game:
favorite movie of all time:
favorite tv show of all time:
favorite color:
have you masturbated in the past hour:
embarrassing secret:
favorite food:
favorite band:
mother's maiden name:
ssn:
what kind of credit card do you use:
what's your address:
what's your full name:
whats your daily schedule like:
do you live alone:
do you have any guns:
will anybody miss you when you're gone:
f

Ian Cook
Ian Cook

2D
A Link to the Past.

3D

Blake Morris
Blake Morris

he fell for obvious bait

Michael Brown
Michael Brown

beta playing in front of thousands of people

yes

Luke Collins
Luke Collins

the english dub is comedy kino.

Juan Torres
Juan Torres

is this thing a jew?

Juan Jenkins
Juan Jenkins

WE

Owen Robinson
Owen Robinson

it looks like a cow head

Jacob Watson
Jacob Watson

its a fucking deer face

Nolan Thomas
Nolan Thomas

depends
stalker is in my top 5
killing of a sacred deer was a slog

Benjamin Moore
Benjamin Moore

is there already an archive of one that happened? want to watch prey

Cooper Taylor
Cooper Taylor

tfw they have a whole group of Banjo runners there
No Banjo

Kayden Turner
Kayden Turner

Gossip Stone took off like a jet
wtf

Isaiah Ward
Isaiah Ward

POST TRANNY HIDERS

Brody Johnson
Brody Johnson

what do you think setup block 7 will be

Logan Perez
Logan Perez

I'll watch it like a hawk.

Brandon Perez
Brandon Perez

He's trying to explain every little thing he's doing while he's playing. It requires a lot of talking.

Zachary Morales
Zachary Morales

tfw was expecting it to get jacked by a snake or something
it doesnt

wew

Jonathan Williams
Jonathan Williams

*claps*

Benjamin Kelly
Benjamin Kelly

brap

Zachary Cooper
Zachary Cooper

MOMMY

Logan Rivera
Logan Rivera

Bathroom policing
What is that?

Ryan Moore
Ryan Moore

mom walks in

Hudson Roberts
Hudson Roberts

isn't most of high math and quantum mechanics all just theoretical impractical stuff anyways? The only difference being that it's more respectable by society?

Most people rarely amount to anything in their lifetime anyway, that's just a fact.

Brayden Cox
Brayden Cox

underaged faggot has never played OoT

William Wilson
William Wilson

tranny onscreen

Hudson Ross
Hudson Ross

The entire banjo community has pretty much agreed it should always be Stiv who runs since he is so much better than anyone else, so if he doesn't get it nobody does/

Dylan Cooper
Dylan Cooper

:3

Daniel Long
Daniel Long

bronze to GM overwatch speedrun when?

Matthew Richardson
Matthew Richardson

that god tier doujin focused entirely on her massive ass

Thomas Roberts
Thomas Roberts

not knowing about this
I loved blasting those fuckers to space as a kid

Leo Scott
Leo Scott

Just looks like a rhino's ass

Dylan Ross
Dylan Ross

*shithawk

Grayson Wood
Grayson Wood

Slower. Think meditative.

Sebastian Adams
Sebastian Adams

This one always makes me laugh. It's just fucking disgusting.

Lucas Gutierrez
Lucas Gutierrez

couch are completely silent
don't help him explain tricks while he performs them to help out

James Lopez
James Lopez

i want a vita speedrunner gf

Benjamin Thomas
Benjamin Thomas

Telling those masculine trannies to use the right bathroom

Jordan Brooks
Jordan Brooks

Just tuned in to the Zelda run, did I miss anythign?

Lincoln Davis
Lincoln Davis

My guess is that they enforce that trannies use the women's restroom

Isaiah Mitchell
Isaiah Mitchell

damn that creature is comfy

Nathan Reyes
Nathan Reyes

Is the phrase "my anus" banned in the Gamesdonequick chat?

Hudson Gray
Hudson Gray

you cant call out a tranny for going to the womens bathroom

Levi Lewis
Levi Lewis

preventing proto from using diapers

Christopher Reyes
Christopher Reyes

I guess it makes sense, if they got Hagg on stream he probably couldn't go 10 minutes without dropping 64 F bombs

Aiden Price
Aiden Price

He fucked up at the start and lost like 8 minutes, rest of the run is doing fine though.

Dominic Fisher
Dominic Fisher

Only women respecters are allowed in this thread

Xavier Wright
Xavier Wright

Havnt been watching lay the fat memes on me

Ryan Robinson
Ryan Robinson

plz post

Parker Lopez
Parker Lopez

chokes

Oliver Davis
Oliver Davis

is the thumbnail supposed to look like zelda shitting

Eli Martin
Eli Martin

enter the void levels of slow?

Jaxson Walker
Jaxson Walker

Rauru has a triforce forehead.

Angel Anderson
Angel Anderson

Chokes

Jaxon Lee
Jaxon Lee

stalker is in my top 5
killing of a sacred deer was a slog
What? These are equally slow
But its slower then Killing of a Sacred Deer.

Landon Johnson
Landon Johnson

What can men do against such reckless hate

Charles Nguyen
Charles Nguyen

that's so cool

Asher Lewis
Asher Lewis

FUCKING VAC

Samuel Smith
Samuel Smith

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTwgNL8eCzk

Gavin Davis
Gavin Davis

It'd better not be.

Samuel Butler
Samuel Butler

a stiv, hagg, dick, kc race would be entertaining autism, but we can only dream. a stiv vs jctomo race would be actually good if jctomo still did 100%.

Benjamin Price
Benjamin Price

BUN NO

Gavin Sullivan
Gavin Sullivan

sounds fun, I'll go

favorite character in a moba (dota/hon/league) game: kotl
favorite unit in a RTS game: siege tank
favorite movie of all time: die hard
favorite tv show of all time: big bang theory
favorite color: white
have you masturbated in the past hour: yes
embarrassing secret: i caused 9/11
favorite food: your mom
favorite band: your mom
mother's maiden name: my mom
ssn: 123-4567-89
what kind of credit card do you use: visa
what's your address: 42069 trannyville lane
what's your full name: jingo buttsack
whats your daily schedule like: i play games all day
do you live alone: yes
do you have any guns: no
will anybody miss you when you're gone: ???

Ayden Smith
Ayden Smith

Holy fucking shit that Hookshot Resurrection.

Aight thanks.

Tyler Bell
Tyler Bell

2D
A Link To the Past

3D
Majora's mask

Elijah Gutierrez
Elijah Gutierrez

AGDQ ends with Bore of the Wild
Why couldn't they have done that tonight and this tomorrow night?

Dylan Morales
Dylan Morales

I like that jump.

Easton Russell
Easton Russell

7chi a cutie

Cooper Rodriguez
Cooper Rodriguez

That's why I said "depends" and compared them. Stalker is good, deer was disappointing.

Henry Taylor
Henry Taylor

the theory has many interesting applications
bose-enstein condensates are quantum mechanical, but you can use them for inertial navigation which is really nifty
the most "useless" area of physics is particle physics, but that helps us know more about the fundamental features of reality

Nathan Roberts
Nathan Roberts

Just watch the fucking film. You seem like the kind of faggot who's got an hour and a half to listen to someone silently make a vapid point.

Elijah Fisher
Elijah Fisher

Shouldn't you be in a capeshit general on /tv/
Fucking pleb

Dylan Bailey
Dylan Bailey

Daily reminder this game is 20 years old and you've done nothing with your life.

Xavier Phillips
Xavier Phillips

What are you eating during this comfy run? I'm eating in and out burgers.

James Rodriguez
James Rodriguez

That nigga in the middle hasn't said anything yer. What's his end game?

Jayden Bell
Jayden Bell

KFC run.

What do you want my niggas?

Connor Nelson
Connor Nelson

no mario 64 again
Fucking why?

Elijah Fisher
Elijah Fisher

?

Thomas Johnson
Thomas Johnson

Big mac

Jackson Howard
Jackson Howard

I drank too much orange juice and hot chocolate for this run, my stomach is hurting

Chase Kelly
Chase Kelly

cookies and milk

Jordan Gutierrez
Jordan Gutierrez

cute bunnies

Alexander Walker
Alexander Walker

Why the fuck do people spend years trying to get a pointless record in a dead video game?

Ayden Gutierrez
Ayden Gutierrez

Shouldn't that be called "bathroom anarchy"?

Blake Cooper
Blake Cooper

Dark Souls, ice cream, and writing. Comfy evening.

William White
William White

I think that hamburger looks fucking delicious. I want to bite down into that soft, warm bread. Would you please give it to me.

Kevin Powell
Kevin Powell

A biscuit

Jason Garcia
Jason Garcia

I actually agree with you there. Deer could have told its story much more efficiently.

Hudson Garcia
Hudson Garcia

Whatever's fine just make sure you get an order of green beans

Ryan Wilson
Ryan Wilson

ok

don't meme me, lad

Nathaniel Wood
Nathaniel Wood

He's speed transitioning. He will be a woman by the end of the run.

Aiden Taylor
Aiden Taylor

this is so fun im glad we do this exact run biyearly

Jeremiah Diaz
Jeremiah Diaz

thanks for adding to my react folder :^)

Adam Hill
Adam Hill

implying i've ever had the potential to do anything remarkable with my life

Evan Sanchez
Evan Sanchez

you don't want to ogle the womanlet on the mid left? she's a queue tee

Jason Evans
Jason Evans

Get me some popcorn chicken from the early 2000s

Ethan Mitchell
Ethan Mitchell

Just had spinach and pepperoni pizza, and a sprite to drink

Elijah Hughes
Elijah Hughes

popcorn chicken poutine please

Jordan Allen
Jordan Allen

Let me pet it for you.

Brody Kelly
Brody Kelly

to be the best at something. better than everyone else.

Logan Russell
Logan Russell

Why does anybody do anything?

Bentley Wright
Bentley Wright

2 piece and a biscuit

Levi Watson
Levi Watson

I choose a delicious brown harem

Juan Lopez
Juan Lopez

yummy!

Hunter Hughes
Hunter Hughes

damn that looks good

Easton Parker
Easton Parker

Green tea with added dysentery pls

Austin Martinez
Austin Martinez

why not lol

Kayden Ortiz
Kayden Ortiz

Literally anything but Kentucky Fried Shiten.

Angel Evans
Angel Evans

$5 fill up drum and thighs. Mac and cheese for the side.

Mason Morgan
Mason Morgan

I went to bed after Super nice monkey ball. Did I miss anything good?

Jason Young
Jason Young

All of them, in order, multiple times.

Matthew Harris
Matthew Harris

*claps*

Isaac Collins
Isaac Collins

That sounds like an absolutely fucking disgusting combination. Glad you feel like shit.

Brandon Garcia
Brandon Garcia

Who is even playing BOTW?
(I agree btw. Should have ended with OoT)

Ryan Robinson
Ryan Robinson

I'd list my achievements but I don't want to trigger the NEETs

Jacob Robinson
Jacob Robinson

Is King Dodongo the worst N64 Zelda boss?

Jayden Price
Jayden Price

OKINOwan

Sebastian Powell
Sebastian Powell

Just got back from outback with this.

Cooper Clark
Cooper Clark

based runescape poster

you forgot the caps lock though

Brody Lewis
Brody Lewis

I missed monkey ball. Was it good?

James Reed
James Reed

fag

Jayden Clark
Jayden Clark

user is cute! CUTE!

Dylan Reyes
Dylan Reyes

do they sell anything that isn't chicken?

Xavier Foster
Xavier Foster

https://nhentai.net/g/219738/

This one is good too
https://nhentai.net/g/219610/

Brayden Young
Brayden Young

Someone said they never use ISG in the 100% run
They literally just did it on stream
I fucking told you fag.

Henry Cox
Henry Cox

It was nice

Camden Bell
Camden Bell

Missed most of AGDQ this year due to work. Any big memes I missed like last year's chair sniffing?

Jaxson Evans
Jaxson Evans

not only that, i've found it very uninspired and the typical lanthimos 3rd act falloff was even worse than usual

also i had already known that it was based on the tragedy of iphigenia beforehand so there was no tension/shock value

kidman and farrell were based though

Robert Thompson
Robert Thompson

did he have to restart the entire game after 15min? or just part of it

Jonathan Long
Jonathan Long

Riveting gameplay.

Easton Sanchez
Easton Sanchez

That sounds like an absolutely fucking disgusting combination
Why is that?
I didn't drink both together at the same time, just drank lots of hot chocolate before the run and then orange juice during

Brandon Murphy
Brandon Murphy

Yeah they have mashed potatoes

Sebastian Nguyen
Sebastian Nguyen

Is this the promised land that we're all migrating to from the last shit hole?

Kayden Torres
Kayden Torres

part of it

Wyatt Rodriguez
Wyatt Rodriguez

That time could've been used to learn a better themselves, they could've learned a language in the time they spent on these games

Brandon Collins
Brandon Collins

Volvagia is at least as bad imo.

Michael Perez
Michael Perez

Calpico and round table pizza

Jace Moore
Jace Moore

just the deku tree

Brayden Clark
Brayden Clark

choking yet again

Brayden Butler
Brayden Butler

https://gamesdonequick.com/tracker/donor/264098/agdq2018?comments

Josiah Young
Josiah Young

Only my good twin uses caps

Christian White
Christian White

Jusr had to redo the deku tree

Asher Rodriguez
Asher Rodriguez

He had to redo deku tree.

Alexander Anderson
Alexander Anderson

Not really memes. More just people making absolute fools of themselves without our intervention.

Christian Wood
Christian Wood

THATS WHAT THE SAVE IS FOR

wew

Adrian Carter
Adrian Carter

Since this game came out, I taught myself computer programming, finished college, and now I'm teaching myself to draw. I haven't done my best but I haven't done nothing either.

Eli Powell
Eli Powell

choked again

Adam Butler
Adam Butler

he lost 7 minutes after failing a trick at 17 minutes in

Nicholas Morris
Nicholas Morris

Narcissa
Not even kidding

Jace Lewis
Jace Lewis

the absolute city of my dude

Angel Diaz
Angel Diaz

Gameplay was fine but commentary shit the bed. Just people saying "nice" and "cool" to fill dead air.

Levi Collins
Levi Collins

There's been about 10 different tranny runners. One looked exactly like Bill Dotree from king of the hill when he started cross dressing.

Connor Martinez
Connor Martinez

fuck up trick
get claps anyway

Kevin Wood
Kevin Wood

CHOKED

Liam Ortiz
Liam Ortiz

Wawa

Evan Lopez
Evan Lopez

The whole thing has been a garbage waste of time.

All anyone is doing is complaining about horrifically ugly transsexuals.

There are no memes.

Hudson Watson
Hudson Watson

Kill the run and me please.

Joshua Mitchell
Joshua Mitchell

zfg no. I cant watch :(

Elijah Williams
Elijah Williams

Fuck off

Landon Wright
Landon Wright

wtf is he doing now

William Long
William Long

who cares about that gay shit

Joshua Morgan
Joshua Morgan

Choking is his fetish

Jayden Moore
Jayden Moore

Have one of these

Connor Garcia
Connor Garcia

favorite character in a moba (dota/hon/league) game: TUSKY DUSKY
favorite unit in a RTS game: Myrmidon AoM
favorite movie of all time: The Room
favorite tv show of all time: Teletubbies
favorite color: Tranny purple
have you masturbated in the past hour: Twice
embarrassing secret: I sometimes tell lies on the internet
favorite food: Soy
favorite band: Bee Gees
mother's maiden name: Moot
ssn: sdgadgwshdn
what kind of credit card do you use: Amex
what's your address: Proto Magical Avenue 420
what's your full name: Dyela Aechting
whats your daily schedule like: I just dilate all day long
do you live alone: Duh
do you have any guns: One with one bullet
will anybody miss you when you're gone: GDQ

Brayden Hughes
Brayden Hughes

3d women are useless

Isaac Peterson
Isaac Peterson

Nashville hot 3 piece

Brandon Scott
Brandon Scott

No I'm serious
It's slow, hrmm let me try to name drop some entry level kino I think will impress these faggots watching trannies play video video games
I'd bet money on you having a capeshit thread open in another tab

Xavier Adams
Xavier Adams

choking.

Ryder Wood
Ryder Wood

weren't you banned for that crash run?

Christian Bailey
Christian Bailey

He's sandbagging. He doesn't think five hours is enough.

Ethan Bailey
Ethan Bailey

Fag

Kevin Sanders
Kevin Sanders

crowd is still hyped and supportive with all the fuck ups

is ZFG the best speedrunner in terms of his likability?

Matthew Williams
Matthew Williams

Nigga your on Sup Forums.

Carson Walker
Carson Walker

Let's be honest. If a game was "the best part of your childhood", then you had a shitty childhood.

Lucas Hughes
Lucas Hughes

"all time used must be spent efficiently learning life skills" he posts from Sup Forums

Isaiah Thompson
Isaiah Thompson

TUSKY DUSKY
a man of culture, i see

Christian James
Christian James

Yeah I had been checking the threads every once in a while but it always just seemed to be about the abundance of trannies.

Jack Long
Jack Long

Narcismo is at home depressed as always, I don't know what you're talking about.

Jose Hill
Jose Hill

anyone have the original of this? asking for a friend

Christopher Perry
Christopher Perry

that binary representation of each digit behind the timer

oh neat

Caleb Rogers
Caleb Rogers

will this become a mercy-kill from all these chokes? Worried about ZFG getting into a soft-lock or messing up bottle-adventure stuff

Joshua Fisher
Joshua Fisher

And one of these ha

Luis King
Luis King

couch is dead quiet even though run is ruined
Fuck this

Bentley Morgan
Bentley Morgan

he didn't grow up in a multicultural home where a second language was the norm
Sucks for you fag

Anthony Davis
Anthony Davis

What is capeshit? Ive heard that term before.

William Ramirez
William Ramirez

do americans really say HYPE like autists in real life?

Elijah Nguyen
Elijah Nguyen

you obviously never spoken to a woman before

Aaron Scott
Aaron Scott

Hey is anyone keeping track of the number of chokes? We had a counter a bit ago.

Jacob Jenkins
Jacob Jenkins

so much choking

Charles Thomas
Charles Thomas

Didn't realize there were attractive women in that community.

I'm surprised and pleased by some of them :)

Jeremiah Scott
Jeremiah Scott

just hit the yameru button

Joseph Russell
Joseph Russell

gdq exclusive

Evan Murphy
Evan Murphy

You are right, this run just got a lot more interesting.

James Smith
James Smith

If they're autistic, yes. Autism is connected by the energy of the universe.

Jaxon Barnes
Jaxon Barnes

so many people posting things far more interesting than the scripted forced fun forced trans acceptance shit hole shit show that this event has become

Parker Phillips
Parker Phillips

The dull side of /co/ I guess

Blake Nguyen
Blake Nguyen

Is this year even worse?

Carter Smith
Carter Smith

Why is the viewercount so high for this shitty run?

Jaxson Roberts
Jaxson Roberts

Wheres john numbers

Xavier Walker
Xavier Walker

No, it's pretty much limited to this event as far as saying it out loud.

Cooper Miller
Cooper Miller

He is without a doubt the best speedrunner. He picked one of the most competitive speedgames and holds his records between months and years at a time. They are lucky he even agreed to this shit event.

Eli Watson
Eli Watson

Wtf is happening

Michael Jones
Michael Jones

Are there any Disney game runs this year? I want the thread to be full of Minnie Mouse porn like last time

Anthony Wood
Anthony Wood

You have to realize the people who go to GDQs in person are autists

Isaac Brooks
Isaac Brooks

HOYP

Nicholas Collins
Nicholas Collins

Nice but have you got any same size vore stuff instead?

Elijah Wood
Elijah Wood

Whoa holy shit that flew right over my head this whole team. Neato.

Christian Barnes
Christian Barnes

Only the FGC and GDQ communities use it like this.

Daniel Nguyen
Daniel Nguyen

superhero movies/tv shows. capeshit

Jonathan Carter
Jonathan Carter

I watch a few OoT speedrunners when im bored. Feel bad for him, he's a pretty nice and chill dude.

Carter Jones
Carter Jones

Because Zelda

Luke Smith
Luke Smith

There's plenty of other threads for that.

Christian Myers
Christian Myers

No

Kayden Walker
Kayden Walker

because my preferred streamer isn't streaming

Grayson Collins
Grayson Collins

They clap after eating too.

Justin Bell
Justin Bell

Not as many disgusting neets as I was expecting. Strange they don't put the more normal people in the fore front.

Jonathan Myers
Jonathan Myers

wtf i never tried to impress anybody cunt
i listed two entrylevel movies because i thought the user would've seen them or at least had known of them
stop projecting, not all people whore for attention

Parker Campbell
Parker Campbell

all time used
I never said that

Carson Wright
Carson Wright

WHOA look at the fucking time boys, it's another fucking retards MEME LIST

favorite character in a moba (dota/hon/league) game:
?
favorite unit in a RTS game:
ICBM from rise of nations
favorite movie of all time:
¿
favorite tv show of all time:
¿
favorite color:
red
have you masturbated in the past hour:
no
embarrassing secret:
i lie
favorite food:
sheperd taco
favorite band:
¿
mother's maiden name:
byron
ssn:
hasanyonereallybeenfarevenasedecidedtouseevengowantodolookmorelike?
what kind of credit card do you use:
paypal
what's your address:
hueland
what's your full name:
huemonkey mc uma delicia
whats your daily schedule like:
¿
do you live alone:
¿
do you have any guns:
yes
will anybody miss you when you're gone:
f

Landon Collins
Landon Collins

A NIGGA LIKE ME JUST WALK IN

Jordan Jackson
Jordan Jackson

Definitely. He's usually really good, I think it's just nerves.

Josiah Flores
Josiah Flores

Why is the viewercount so high for this run of one of the most popular speedruns by one of the greatest runners of one of the most beloved games of all time?

Beats me.

Robert Long
Robert Long

based, good looks senpai

Anthony Price
Anthony Price

training to win the next NWC to regain his honor after losing the last one.

Josiah Diaz
Josiah Diaz

>>403225343
That final fantasy character? Freya?

Nathaniel Jenkins
Nathaniel Jenkins

He's feeding.

Robert Allen
Robert Allen

Is watching NASA worth it?

Adrian Kelly
Adrian Kelly

the absolute state of cinema

William Rivera
William Rivera

Didn't realize there were attractive women in that community.

It took you this long to realize that Zelda is one of the biggest games among actual girls?

Kayden Robinson
Kayden Robinson

this, so much this

Nicholas Brown
Nicholas Brown

I hope you're following Orenji on twitter, fellow Kukurifan.

Carter Thompson
Carter Thompson

No, bathroom anarchy must be maintained so bathroom policing must be stopped.

Justin Turner
Justin Turner

You can expect fuckups in a a marathon, more so in a long run. You can still be hyped because the runner is a god who is perfectly capable of making the run relatively successful anyway.

Parker Morgan
Parker Morgan

here's your pity (You)
you spent a grand on it

Nathan Cook
Nathan Cook

fuck ups
just how fucked is the run?

Henry Miller
Henry Miller

Nasa is the /pol/ speedrunning association

Juan Cook
Juan Cook

link??

Henry Wilson
Henry Wilson

wow, this guy is soooo good at zelda. died, 2 whiff shots, constantly fucking up

terrible

Oliver Jenkins
Oliver Jenkins

where is my boy clint?

Sebastian Thompson
Sebastian Thompson

Imagine dying with your main accomplishment in life being your video game speed run time

Kayden Cook
Kayden Cook

He's speedrunning the new zelda game. That was all I meant. Not at this event.

Angel Martinez
Angel Martinez

140k isn't even high if you compare it with last year

Hudson Gray
Hudson Gray

He's already over +10
*gulp*

Asher Walker
Asher Walker

>>403225521

You're not an anime girl.

Austin Davis
Austin Davis

>>403225521
I see you need that 3h 30 minutes to dilate

Thomas Moore
Thomas Moore

He's still on pace for beating estimate by like 20 minutes.

Matthew Barnes
Matthew Barnes

TRANNIES WIN AGAIN

Ryan Thomas
Ryan Thomas

I want to fuck that ant.

Jayden Mitchell
Jayden Mitchell

*noms*:3

Xavier Watson
Xavier Watson

that lewd fairy
B A N N E D

Brayden Rodriguez
Brayden Rodriguez

that voice crack

Eli Martin
Eli Martin

imaging having that for a brief moment and losing it all forever

Asher Brooks
Asher Brooks

I'll be playing the Spaltfest during that run anyway so who cares

Luke Parker
Luke Parker

>>403225521
Running Kirby at 3am in an empty room after everyone leaves to sleep

Can I give you a hug

Jack Gomez
Jack Gomez

donation incentive wasn't met

Jayden Long
Jayden Long

FIVE HOURS

Blake Robinson
Blake Robinson

OrenjiPiiru. Shouldn't be hard to find.

Charles Rivera
Charles Rivera

Do you play as a male character, faggot?

Jacob Wilson
Jacob Wilson

Was this guy speedrunning this last year - was he better then? Should I go watch that instead?

Landon Long
Landon Long

REAL zelda players use HOLD targeting

Christian Perry
Christian Perry

>>403225521
I'm actually excited for the canvas curse I loved that game desu

Adam Wilson
Adam Wilson

Ages/seasons
BOTW
Capcom does 2D Zelda better than Nintendo

Mason Williams
Mason Williams

Sly Catgirls make me angry

Jack Jackson
Jack Jackson

Let’s do a word scramble

1. P R T A S
2. R E A
3. O A O E S H U X L M

Lincoln Wood
Lincoln Wood

I think I'm the only person alive who wants to lick the OOT GFs all over their bodies.

Angel Scott
Angel Scott

cancer
disease
pick 1(one)

Robert Robinson
Robert Robinson

......he still has a chance.....right?

Benjamin Gonzalez
Benjamin Gonzalez

Probably not, but the reality isn't much better. I lived in America for two years. Being a loud, obnoxious cunt is literally part of their culture and encouraged.

Levi Ross
Levi Ross

what was the donation incentive for?

Jordan Diaz
Jordan Diaz

>>403225521
You're not the hamster, fuck off

Noah Bell
Noah Bell

maleshep VA is far superior though
the model they based him on is hot as fuck, too

Logan Bailey
Logan Bailey

at least it isn't the """"""""glitchlesss"""""""" run from a year ago.

Owen Morgan
Owen Morgan

ANOTHER FUCKUP

WORST RUNNER EVER

Zachary Cruz
Zachary Cruz

The only Zelda game I ever finished was the one on the GBA with the talking hat.

Joseph Foster
Joseph Foster

He done it about 3/4 years ago. The run is completely different now so watch this. It has some really cool new tricks and Adult Jabu which will be pretty fun to watch

Ian Johnson
Ian Johnson

Traps
Are
Homosexual

Kevin Peterson
Kevin Peterson

Im good at drawing without even trying.

Dominic Baker
Dominic Baker

faggot

David Wilson
David Wilson

u spook u lose

Jaxon Cooper
Jaxon Cooper

I wonder how old that smug satori face is

Carter Lewis
Carter Lewis

Zfg gets fatter ever year...

Josiah Foster
Josiah Foster

Naming Link "ClintS" during this 100% run

Carter White
Carter White

disease
Isn't disease like a bacteria/virus deal? I'm not smart.

Levi Scott
Levi Scott

he holds the world record too. he's just nervous or something

Hunter Mitchell
Hunter Mitchell

parts are moolah sux

Adrian Cox
Adrian Cox

>>403225521
IMPOSTOR!

Wyatt Ramirez
Wyatt Ramirez

ze fat guy

Jeremiah Flores
Jeremiah Flores

1(ONE) BLACK MALE.

Ryan Perry
Ryan Perry

Not enough trans

Luke Peterson
Luke Peterson

Are these speedrunners

James Adams
James Adams

*claps*

Jason Long
Jason Long

Nah bruh its PRATS ERA HOMOSEXUAL

Owen Roberts
Owen Roberts

Minish Cap
Nice one but too easy

Samuel White
Samuel White

clear defined seating hierarchies
What happened to just the runner sitting up front and everyone else wherever they want behind him?

Easton Hernandez
Easton Hernandez

>>403225856
That's my wife... I wish she'd NTR me in a giant gangbang at 8 months pregnant

Ian Moore
Ian Moore

WHY DON'T ANY OF THEM EVEN TRY BEING PASSABLE

WHAT THE FUCK

Jace Murphy
Jace Murphy

:3

Colton Walker
Colton Walker

he's just bulking

Jaxson Turner
Jaxson Turner

/srg/ circlejerk. ESA is and always will be the superior event.

Luke James
Luke James

2 I miss counted.

Parker Johnson
Parker Johnson

"Craniax"
Fucking hell you got me good.

Matthew Jones
Matthew Jones

Three of those chicken sliders. Nashville hot. And some wedges please!!

Benjamin Lewis
Benjamin Lewis

Parts
Era
Ux shoe lmao

Jacob Bennett
Jacob Bennett

10/10 blog. Would subscribe.

Thomas Brown
Thomas Brown

craniax

Jaxon Ramirez
Jaxon Ramirez

bulging*

Thomas Kelly
Thomas Kelly

Has anyone discovered the connection between transsexuals and speedrunning yet? Is it vaccines?

Austin Williams
Austin Williams

What's that?

Alexander Johnson
Alexander Johnson

the only zelda i ever got more than a couple hours in is phantom hourglass

Robert Diaz
Robert Diaz

What the flipping shit is this?
How can anyone leave their home while looking like this?

Nathan Hughes
Nathan Hughes

It's literally autism

Brandon Roberts
Brandon Roberts

That's the best one so you're not missing much.

Jeremiah Peterson
Jeremiah Peterson

Nintendo

Hunter King
Hunter King

based on evidence, autism, unironically

John Nguyen
John Nguyen

Jesus Mary and Joseph

Ayden Miller
Ayden Miller

No, not really. ESA on the other hand.....

Justin Bell
Justin Bell

uwu

Hunter Peterson
Hunter Peterson

Mental illness in some form is literally required to be a top tier speedrunner.

Nicholas Kelly
Nicholas Kelly

Unironically autism

Luis Jenkins
Luis Jenkins

Jamal's reflection

Spooked.

Asher Diaz
Asher Diaz

Best song

Ethan Reed
Ethan Reed

were you not listening to damage control earlier?
the lady who owns the gdq doesn't know what speedrunning is

Jordan Rogers
Jordan Rogers

Would let Big Wendy, HUNKOR and Jamal into my party. Perfect balance.

Caleb Anderson
Caleb Anderson

build up heat for 2 hours

Christian Gomez
Christian Gomez

You know you don't have to pay for dictionaries anymore, right?

Cooper Barnes
Cooper Barnes

Craniax
Protor the Incontinent

Alexander Carter
Alexander Carter

Around what time is Dampe?

Oliver Hughes
Oliver Hughes

Reminder that it doesn't all flow under is ass and balls, there's a waterfall that bypasses it.

Luis Rodriguez
Luis Rodriguez

based

Isaiah Rogers
Isaiah Rogers

Craniax
Big Wendy

Josiah Clark
Josiah Clark

the lady who owns the gdq doesn't know what speedrunning is
My man, are you retarded?

Sebastian Baker
Sebastian Baker

that doesnt really narrow it down at all

Nolan Perry
Nolan Perry

While you are trying to find an answer to that, try to look why furries like TF2 to

Michael Cox
Michael Cox

mods deleting animeshit
based

Brayden Hall
Brayden Hall

Big Wendy's okay. Probably because he looks like an androgynous male, rather than a tranny.

Nolan Bailey
Nolan Bailey

About 2 hours 40 into the run. Will probably be around 2 50 in this run

David Ramirez
David Ramirez

Great taste, user!

Lucas Foster
Lucas Foster

am i wrong?

Cooper Sanchez
Cooper Sanchez

it's weird to see ZFG because he hasn't changed in years
everything about him is still the same

Hunter Evans
Hunter Evans

last year's ESA was great

Luis Perry
Luis Perry

I'm going to come back here in two hours

Sebastian Carter
Sebastian Carter

sauce this qt pls

Liam Gutierrez
Liam Gutierrez

new thread, slowly transition
/v/thread/403226440#p403226440

new thread, slowly transition
/v/thread/403226440#p403226440

new thread, slowly transition
/v/thread/403226440#p403226440

Jacob Adams
Jacob Adams

you know, just because they're trannies doesn't mean they aren't people with feelings.

they deserve to be treated with respect.

Isaac Mitchell
Isaac Mitchell

nigga we're still on the first page

Michael Perry
Michael Perry

ALL OF HYRULES WATER PASSES UNDER KING ZORAS BALLS

Jordan Clark
Jordan Clark

based on evidence

Owen Diaz
Owen Diaz

transition
no faggot, I never will

Kayden Mitchell
Kayden Mitchell

nope

Parker Diaz
Parker Diaz

idiot

Benjamin Cruz
Benjamin Cruz

Furries have been around for years, so it makes sense that they've settled in a decrepit game. On top of that, TF2 has dedicated servers so they can create safe spaces and it's free to play so they have more to spend on foam. Plus you can probably mod it to have dragon dicks in it.

Christopher Perry
Christopher Perry

God bless

Julian Jackson
Julian Jackson

He's still as greasy as ever.

Don't over do it or you'll be sorry.

Robert Lewis
Robert Lewis

She was from the Prevent Cancer foundation. She doesn't own GDQ.

Joshua Peterson
Joshua Peterson

theres a large correlation between autism and transgenderism
autism affects males more than females
speedrunning is generally a male hobby, and autism is unironically prevalent in the scene

Ryan Baker
Ryan Baker

there's an actual link between transgenderism and autism
speedrunning and autism is a meme but also obvious

Julian Lopez
Julian Lopez

Fucking God-like, thank you kindly!

Henry Wilson
Henry Wilson

that one kid
you can get into frozen zoras domain as adult

Grayson Rogers
Grayson Rogers

Speaking from experience user?

Lincoln Smith
Lincoln Smith

Mark Meer is godtier.

Levi Morales
Levi Morales

good run

Jaxon Lewis
Jaxon Lewis

you mean its boring

Charles Richardson
Charles Richardson

Maybe

Adam Rogers
Adam Rogers

He gets fatter

Zachary Ross
Zachary Ross

lil ruto will never laugh at your dick

Jacob Adams
Jacob Adams

Any tips? I'm feeling all drained after megaman relay.

Samuel Russell
Samuel Russell

Of course I mean it's boring you fucking cisgendered white male.

Xavier Campbell
Xavier Campbell

Did you start without me? You're really greedy. I've only got a few it's start your hype engine, and get ready to push and pull. You better do it hard since you had a headstart. I'll catch up and let my first one out since I'm in the mood and take a shower after, to cool off. You work on your second run, and you better not slip up too much. Let's enjoy this ZFG run even if we don't end up watching it all. If you can could you not spoiler all your images sometimes I click on some and they're just regular memes, not hot ones.

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