ITT

Colton Foster
Colton Foster

ITT: Sup Forums makes a vault, and all posts ending in 5 add to the lore besides ones that change previously established /v/ault lore or ones that say shit like "it doesn't exist".

All urls found in this thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyh3C1xDT3Y
Gabriel Gray
Gabriel Gray

The Vault is located in southwest United States.

Parker Fisher
Parker Fisher

Every resident is given two standard issue dragon dildos and a packet of microwave cum.

Thomas Hernandez
Thomas Hernandez

The vault IS IN HELL

Jason Ward
Jason Ward

black men, white women

Jeremiah Morgan
Jeremiah Morgan

the vault has cute girls

Noah Turner
Noah Turner

The vault contains a portal to hell.

Daniel Cook
Daniel Cook

Half of the females are actually robots

Grayson Davis
Grayson Davis

all the girls are barefoot and the floors must be perfectly clean at all times.

Henry Long
Henry Long

The only entertainment in the vault is a single VHS copy of Back to School

Ryder Ross
Ryder Ross

People suck weaker people into their butts for subsistence.

Brayden Butler
Brayden Butler

overseer is ned flanders

Sebastian Adams
Sebastian Adams

It's filled to the brink with niggers and white women--nobody else is allowed inside.

Jace Ortiz
Jace Ortiz

This is a catholic vault

Luis Lewis
Luis Lewis

Everyone in the vault is entitled to free laser pointers.

Nicholas Gonzalez
Nicholas Gonzalez

All education material is replaced with DVD copies of The Room.

Christopher Morales
Christopher Morales

Everyone in the vault is given gender reassignment surgery at age 12. 1/4 of surgeries are botched on purpose.

Jordan Smith
Jordan Smith

The overseer is dan schneider and all the dwellers are children

Charles Morales
Charles Morales

The overseer is a werewolf with a sixteen inch cock.

Nathaniel Allen
Nathaniel Allen

the vault is located in vvardenfell

Connor Torres
Connor Torres

The Vault is a research facility for the Higgs Boson. During tests on the very day after the nukes drop, it fucks up and creates a black hole exactly the size necessary to suck in the Vault and a small surrounding area before it dissipates into nothingness. The end.

Benjamin Green
Benjamin Green

Special sonic weapon that shrinks a mans penis by half with hit.

Joshua Torres
Joshua Torres

All women,upon turning 50'ish,at least once a day,they comment on how drafty it is in here.
"Do you feel a draft?It's just so drafty in here"
Of course they only ask younger men that physically lack the ability to feel drafts.

Angel Sullivan
Angel Sullivan

The vault follows the teachings of the 18th century Victorian era.

Ayden Edwards
Ayden Edwards

The overseer is Sheogorath.

Julian Campbell
Julian Campbell

All of the vault's denizens are kittens! Even the vault-tec staff and the overseer!

Nathaniel Morris
Nathaniel Morris

Overseer is Chris Chan.
WOAH

Easton Rivera
Easton Rivera

vault with only mom and sons forcing incest relationships and the incest baby is then soaked into rads to test what happens to it

Nathaniel Perez
Nathaniel Perez

it got put in wardenfall by a mishap in a science experiment. the attempt was to get the cleanest floors that stay clean, but somehow they ended up in wardenhall.

Benjamin James
Benjamin James

The vault has faulty electrical wiring. Lights and machinery will turn on and off whenever it feels like.

Tyler Anderson
Tyler Anderson

And is populated exclusively by imperial guards

Thomas Butler
Thomas Butler

The only form of entertainment is anime.

Zachary Russell
Zachary Russell

The vault contains people with amputee fetishes.
Everyone in the vault however aren't amputees.

Bentley Rivera
Bentley Rivera

I'm gonna steal your idea, and change it: The Overseer is a giant statue of Sheogorath, made entirely of cheese, and puppeteered by Loki.

Evan Fisher
Evan Fisher

The overseer is a Khajit known for inhaling skooma through his urethra.

Michael Phillips
Michael Phillips

the vault is in what remains of vvardenfell, which is now north carolina

David Robinson
David Robinson

We're off to a great start

Joshua Parker
Joshua Parker

The vault is built upside down, with all the furniture bolted on to the ceiling.

Connor Miller
Connor Miller

The vault's only reading material is Buddhist scriptures.

William Bell
William Bell

The General Vault population is full of descendants of /v/irgins circa 2011, and they all worship the holy arrow to the knee meme

Lucas Ramirez
Lucas Ramirez

The overseer lines everyone up and paddles their asses each morning.

Blake Gonzalez
Blake Gonzalez

M'aiq the Liar is the Overseer

Wyatt Bennett
Wyatt Bennett

The vault is taken over afterwards after two months by irradiated giant crabs that all have the face of Shadman.

John Jones
John Jones

The overseer is Sheogorath pretending to be someone pretending to be Sheogorath

Jaxon Jackson
Jaxon Jackson

Nudity is a requirement

Grayson Butler
Grayson Butler

Nobody in the vault is allowed to have sideburns.

Zachary Bailey
Zachary Bailey

Every resident of the vault speaks a different language. There is no overlap between residents.

Owen Collins
Owen Collins

Thousands of clones of OP are made. OP and each of his clones are raped to death by super mutants, one clone at a time. The other vault dwellers pass the time by watching the spectacle, placing bets on how long each clone will last before it dies from being pounded in the ass by super mutant dick

Xavier Gutierrez
Xavier Gutierrez

Half of the vault’s residents are from Sup Forums, the half of the vault is from r/gaming.
They still are Imperial Guards though.

Daniel Richardson
Daniel Richardson

you have to masturbate in front of everyone when you reach 8yo

Blake Peterson
Blake Peterson

The entire Vault is run the same way TESO is - Caps are re-printed into Crowns, some of them fuck their cat pets, and the Vault's Toilet Paper is printed to look exactly like The Elder Scrolls, so they can wipe their ass with them much like TESO does.

Levi Parker
Levi Parker

beastiality

Jace Bennett
Jace Bennett

community trough

Isaiah Allen
Isaiah Allen

No vault, only Khlav Kalash.

Luke Fisher
Luke Fisher

Even better, the vault is built upside down (including the entrance, and experimental artificial gravity tech makes it so that local gravity is reversed while inside the vault, so up is down, down is up etc.

After enough generations have passed that have never experienced normal gravity, they are instructed to leave the vault.

Ian Bailey
Ian Bailey

One of the guards is actually Sheogorath in disguise

Justin Powell
Justin Powell

Everyone is named Poo.

Christian Collins
Christian Collins

The Overseer is Moot, dressed as WT Snacks. Instead of a Vaultboy, they have Pedobear.

Isaiah Scott
Isaiah Scott

child sacrifices during saturnalia

Dominic Powell
Dominic Powell

And has a nuke inside that anyone can set off

Adam Taylor
Adam Taylor

All the vault dwellers are either trannies, asexual, or Spaghetti Men.

Robert Foster
Robert Foster

You have to marry your parents when you grow up

Nathan Peterson
Nathan Peterson

Fargoth is the Overseer

Christopher Jackson
Christopher Jackson

The vault-enforced religion is worshiping a copy of Kung Pow: Enter The Fist.

Brandon Nguyen
Brandon Nguyen

Jesus is reincarnated on the 100th day inside the Vault. He has laser heat vision and kung fu grip.

Lucas Butler
Lucas Butler

Full of lolis with huge futacocks that constantly fuck the men

Eli Long
Eli Long

BEHOLD
YOUR ALMIGHTY LORE

Brayden Price
Brayden Price

reroll

Jeremiah Brooks
Jeremiah Brooks

Spaghetti Men
Italians?

David Jenkins
David Jenkins

Either we have some kind of voodoo elder scrolls-favoring bullshit going on or a mod is fucking with us

Lincoln Thompson
Lincoln Thompson

The only way to quit the vault is cutting your own dick, then cooking it and eating it in a gourmet-style dish in front on your own wife

Luke Bennett
Luke Bennett

Every door is actually a portal that leads to a different room every time it is opened.

Jonathan Wood
Jonathan Wood

Every light in the vault is just slightly too bright.

Nolan Fisher
Nolan Fisher

All women must have their cute feet bare for everyone to see!

Jayden Price
Jayden Price

The vault has zero weapons besides balloon animals.

Gabriel Morales
Gabriel Morales

All the people are born without reproductive parts and are told that to reproduce it takes a person to eat many eggs at once, and it takes 50 years for the baby to form in the female. It is a sacred rite that people go through to further the population. Then, when fifty years pass, the person gets assassinated by the overseer and then he clones another one. Thus preserving the ever lasting tradition and the overseer is a robot.

Hudson Brown
Hudson Brown

The vault has a pet cliff racer named Bob.

Joshua Cook
Joshua Cook

Everyone is truly happy and enjoys life.

Jacob Hill
Jacob Hill

this is all the spaghetti men do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyh3C1xDT3Y

Jaxson Hernandez
Jaxson Hernandez

the vault has no electricity

Ryder Ward
Ryder Ward

The vault works on a true rollmocracy system, and thus ignores all rerolls.

Carter Williams
Carter Williams

Everyone in the vault is fucking murdered by a two headed assaultron with giant dildos for arms

Michael Turner
Michael Turner

thats nice

Adrian Peterson
Adrian Peterson

Bob is actually Sheogorath in disguise and he constantly sneaks around the place, hiding cheese in random places.

Occasionally, he turns the Vault Door into cheese when a specific guard is on duty, just to fuck with him and make him look insane when he gets others to come look and it's back to normal.

Noah Gray
Noah Gray

everyone in the vault is only allowed to discuss video games
everyone dies after one day since vidya doesn't exist in elder scrolls

Robert Stewart
Robert Stewart

36 Lessons of Vivec, Sermon 14 is required reading material for all vault dwellers.

Aaron Parker
Aaron Parker

Once a month everyone in the Vault gets together and has a nice meal and plays games together.

Owen Davis
Owen Davis

Every Monday, each dweller receives a weekly allowance of skooma and random alchemy ingredients. There is a prize awarded every month to whoever comes up with the most interesting potion.

Ayden Williams
Ayden Williams

Eventually, Bob achieves CHIM.

Luis Garcia
Luis Garcia

Everyone is 20% cheese

Gabriel Ward
Gabriel Ward

The cliffracer can be mated with and produces true imperial guard offspring.

Lucas Butler
Lucas Butler

No water in the vault, only semen.

Isaac Wilson
Isaac Wilson

All the vault dwellers think Sony is better than Nintendo.

Jace Powell
Jace Powell

Semen is produced and harvested solely from the OP-clone fucking farm

Ethan Sanders
Ethan Sanders

At random days of the week, Molag Bal appears and takes a big smelly Daedric dump in a place of his choosing.

Austin Smith
Austin Smith

Semen is the main form of nutrition and must be harvested daily

Elijah Young
Elijah Young

Every four days an alarm will ring which prompts the arrival of supermutant futas who will demand 6 vault dwellers as sex slaves

Lucas Sanders
Lucas Sanders

Daedra semen

Ian Mitchell
Ian Mitchell

It was never completed and nobody found out about it the end

Aiden Russell
Aiden Russell

Todd Howard enters the vault and kills everyone in it to make way for the new Skyrim copy

Henry Cox
Henry Cox

I am both mad that you said this before me, and happy that you got the roll.

Thomas Wilson
Thomas Wilson

All N'wahs are beaten daily with an ebony staff enchanted with a damage intelligence enchantment.

Samuel Thompson
Samuel Thompson

is this canon?

Grayson Clark
Grayson Clark

The only way to leave the vault is cooking your own dick in gourmet-style dish and eating it with your family without telling them.

Mason Murphy
Mason Murphy

HE DOES IT AGAIN

Isaac Cook
Isaac Cook

Everyone male resident of the vault must spend at least 35 hours a week using the semen harvesting machine.

Tyler Fisher
Tyler Fisher

Everyone is then revived because there is no longer anyone to buy the new skyrim copy.

Jonathan Wright
Jonathan Wright

Every 9th Tuesday Sheogorath teleports in to steal Fargoth's sweetroll, unbeknownst to the rest of the vault. The community must unanimously decide who did it or Fargoth punishes them all with 3 days without their semen rations.

Robert Johnson
Robert Johnson

Another five
GUARANTEED TODD MASSACRE

Daniel Brooks
Daniel Brooks

The vault is split in half. Half of the vault is perfectly normal. The other half has its initial residents and all of its educational material intentionally refer to everyday items and furniture by the wrong name. After the second generation of each side is born, and for each generation after, there will be an event where the two sides send people into a Room Escape style challenge where they need to work together to dismantle a bomb that will blow up the entire vault.

Blake James
Blake James

every women younger than 12 years old isn't allowed to talk to the other survivors.

Brandon Morris
Brandon Morris

We should allow this just because it makes sense

Ian Parker
Ian Parker

Todd Howard is defeated by Michael Kirkbride

Liam Long
Liam Long

The imperial guards are all secretly fucking gay

Landon Scott
Landon Scott

Every one poops out of their mouth and sneezes out of their ass

Ian Thompson
Ian Thompson

Lame, leave this garbage out.

Logan Morales
Logan Morales

testicles are used as currency, the richest man in the vault has as many testicles as he can have attached to him on his body

Parker Thompson
Parker Thompson

Instead of radroaches, there are cliffracers

Adam Ross
Adam Ross

ITS NOT CANON.

Jose Collins
Jose Collins

the only name with "F" without prohibition is "fag"

Caleb Gray
Caleb Gray

Before Todd can kill anyone, Michael Kirkbride wakes from his drug slumber and CHIMs him out of existence.

Cooper Cox
Cooper Cox

Instead of radroaches there are silt striders

Eli Barnes
Eli Barnes

Todd is then defeated.

Angel Hill
Angel Hill

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

Thomas Cruz
Thomas Cruz

SAVED

Henry Ward
Henry Ward

instead of radroaches there are filthy n’wahs

Adrian Wright
Adrian Wright

BASED

Kayden Flores
Kayden Flores

Instead of Radroaches, you have guns with limbs.

Joseph Thompson
Joseph Thompson

the toilets are centaurs

Liam Martinez
Liam Martinez

the security system is imperial guards but with deus ex-like augmentations

Kayden Morgan
Kayden Morgan

only one half a loaf of bread a day, everyone else must starve

Asher Richardson
Asher Richardson

The OP clones can only cum while sucking dick.

Jason Howard
Jason Howard

The tunnel snakes are there

Luis Williams
Luis Williams

Party Rock Anthem is constantly playing 24/7 over the vault intercom.

Hudson King
Hudson King

All childers are born with dicks instead of fingers

Joshua Robinson
Joshua Robinson

The vault has an endless staircase where whoever goes in is trapped and must run to escape from Shadman.

Jackson Allen
Jackson Allen

There's a strangely interesting black guy in the vault that's just sitting at a table doing nothing.

Jaxon Anderson
Jaxon Anderson

All anons in the vault are given a vault-issue qt gf

Christopher Hill
Christopher Hill

January 13 is named Kirkbride Day in honor of the vaults savior.

Hunter Jackson
Hunter Jackson

The tunnel snakes are not only in fact there, they also co-rule the entire vault, ranking behind the overseer.

Daniel Flores
Daniel Flores

BASED

Jackson Jackson
Jackson Jackson

Andy Dick appears in the vault, running around and groping everyone

Michael Rogers
Michael Rogers

Everyone in the vault must take the piccolo dick at least once a day.

Hunter Gray
Hunter Gray

every time you go to the toilet is a 50/50 chance to get trapped inside and being raped by an aoutomatic bad dragon dildo machine or have the best shit of your life

Carson Miller
Carson Miller

the op clones only wear stockings and fanny packs

Logan Jackson
Logan Jackson

OP's semen has hidden powers that generates random abilites if large amounts are ingested. Some of them are having super aids and dying almost after getting the power, making your donger an hyper weapon or having super strenght

Eli Allen
Eli Allen

everyone gets dicked by the doctor once a day

William Phillips
William Phillips

Every tuesday is Taco Tuesday.

Oliver Taylor
Oliver Taylor

One of the imperial guard scientists discovers a way to transmute the semen rations into cheese burgers

Eli Reyes
Eli Reyes

the only way to leave the vault is cooking your dick in a gourmet-style dish and eating it with all your family

Levi Reyes
Levi Reyes

The vault is actually in the shape of a mech.

Isaiah Jones
Isaiah Jones

Party Rock Anthem

Daniel Morgan
Daniel Morgan

The vault's official mascot is not vault boy, it's Sonichu

Jayden Gutierrez
Jayden Gutierrez

This is actually one of Sheogorath's pranks. Also he is the intercom.

Owen Russell
Owen Russell

everyone in the vault gets absorbed by super buu

Brandon Nelson
Brandon Nelson

People get around the vult by driving tanks

Jace Jackson
Jace Jackson

The only entertainment activity is sucking your won dick

Alexander Robinson
Alexander Robinson

The vault's Saturdays are Taco Tuesdays.

Aaron Ortiz
Aaron Ortiz

Super Buu goes from being made of pink goo to being made of semen by absorbing everyone in the vault.

Jayden Sullivan
Jayden Sullivan

Every day is Taco Tuesday except for Tuesday

Nathan Smith
Nathan Smith

this only happens in an alternate timeline

Jaxson Green
Jaxson Green

Michael Kirkbride stops this from happening

Jose Clark
Jose Clark

Super Buu then goes into an autistic fit because of the absorbed autism and decides to un-absorb everyone.

Colton Barnes
Colton Barnes

All vault dwellers may only move around the vault by running while holding a pair of scissors

Cooper Walker
Cooper Walker

shadman proceeds to save everyone in the vault by erasing super buu and thus them all from existence, thus saving them from the shitheap that is this vault

Julian Evans
Julian Evans

There are machines all over the place that make sure every resident has a honey lemon cough drop in their mouth 100% of the time. Those who resist are killed by having cough drops shoved up their ass until they hemmorage and bleed out.

Hunter Nelson
Hunter Nelson

Every 8 hours, Party Rock Anthem is interrupted by The Macarena Song. Everyone in the vault must do the dance in time with the song or they will be condensed into pure semen

Asher Scott
Asher Scott

sony wojak anal vores him

Carson Reyes
Carson Reyes

There's a potent variant of a Nirnroot being raised in this vault as a super vegetable; one of these is enough to keep a person sated for a full day. However, they have unexpected side effects.

Brayden Powell
Brayden Powell

The Vault never actually existed, Vault Co CRAMMED some people in a cave and they were fed CRAM containing hallucinogens, and everything that the dwellars saw was written down.

Unfortunately, the cave leaked radiation from the outside world, and you have to go on a quest to find the mysterious Vault IVI.

When you get there, you find a cave full of empty CRAM cans, and as you venture deeper you find feral ghouls dressed in IVI jumpsuits.

You'll find a Ghoul who managed not to be attacked by stuffing himself in a room full of drug laced CRAM, and he's important to the quest... not sure in what way though.

Jayden Davis
Jayden Davis

All children after the age of 12 are given into the care of older women(futa)

Caleb Ward
Caleb Ward

Any event which would kill or end the vault turns out to just be a dream, except the person who posted it is forced out of the vault where they're raped to death by gay nigger deathclaws with bad breath.

Easton Garcia
Easton Garcia

Bob defeats him and frees everyone.

Benjamin Turner
Benjamin Turner

YOU CAN'T BEAT BUU

Juan Fisher
Juan Fisher

vault never actually existed
non-canon buddy

Carter Clark
Carter Clark

Everyone has a gaping anus

James Wilson
James Wilson

besides ones that change previously established /v/ault lore or ones that say shit like "it doesn't exist".

Angel Hernandez
Angel Hernandez

Buu changes his mind and becomes a gay sex slave to Kirkbride.

Blake Ross
Blake Ross

fargoth becomes CHIM and uses it to delet buu and save the people

Samuel Powell
Samuel Powell

The vault has a medical project involving Guar/Horker hybrids. They end up looking like freaky Alit mutants.

or ones that say shit like "it doesn't exist".
This one doesn't count, though it was humorous.

Daniel Flores
Daniel Flores

the vault's sole line of defense is a robot named AIRMAN who will proceed to fight super buu for all of eternity

Aiden Gutierrez
Aiden Gutierrez

Everyone thinks they're actual a super robot.

Jason Nguyen
Jason Nguyen

This is post Todd Massacre, but pre-Kirkbride. Everyone is fine.

Connor Hernandez
Connor Hernandez

I honestly only put, "It never existed" because the rules said that... I dunno, I thought it was a cool idea.

Juan Jackson
Juan Jackson

YES WE CAN!
if 5, Buu dies permanently and releases all the dwellers, all free from any future full-vault kills

Hunter Mitchell
Hunter Mitchell

The vault has one last person left. He's seen everyone in the vault die of old age, absorption by Buu, or Todd. He sits alone, his last few seconds of his life being nothing but fading, then he wakes up. In a blank room, with a smiling man named Kojima looking at him. He asks the last man "Did you rike it?"

Adam Barnes
Adam Barnes

Overseer Fargoth has a first edition signed copy of the Lusty Argonian Maid. If it is misplaced, the whole vault goes on lockdown until it is found.

Eli Wilson
Eli Wilson

Super boo more like super poo haha

Joshua Wilson
Joshua Wilson

And so it is... Michael Kirkbride becomes the Vaults eternal guardian.

Lincoln Green
Lincoln Green

the vault's protected by people who look like darkseid who don't even know the vault exists and built a fort around it
WE DID IT, WE BEAT BUU

Ian Torres
Ian Torres

Whenever someone dies in the vault every remaining member is violently fisted by todd howard robots

Matthew Powell
Matthew Powell

It turns out it was Bob jacking off to The Lusty Argonian Maid.

Mason Jackson
Mason Jackson

When found, he vehemently denies owning it and claims he is only taking it as "evidence" despite the cover signature clearly saying "to my biggest fan, Overseer Fargoth"

Jose Ramirez
Jose Ramirez

everyone gets super cancer, which never kills them, but puts them through eternal pain unless someone can reply to this post with dubs

Gabriel Myers
Gabriel Myers

The every individual in the vault has asperger's syndrome.

Jaxson Sanchez
Jaxson Sanchez

It is revealed that Dagoth Ur stole the copy of the Lusty Argonian Maid

Ian Myers
Ian Myers

everyone is a clone that gets replaced randomly with no forewarning and only has memories of two days prior to replacement

Jaxon Sanders
Jaxon Sanders

everyone in this thread, and thus also the vault, has autism besides me

Ryan Myers
Ryan Myers

It was not Dagoth ur; he's responsible for the ash yams tasting more like ash than yam. It was actually Crassius Curio himself. Every single time, even.

Kevin Smith
Kevin Smith

all vault members have their left hands amputated and replaced with a mechanical one that will violently explode if they touch their genitals

Chase Wright
Chase Wright

The Vault ground up dying children and elderly people and served them as food. The raised their men to be fierce warriors, and their women to be good breeders.

What happens in the vault depends on your gender.

Good luck to female vault dwellers.

Wyatt Cooper
Wyatt Cooper

every vault member must write a 4000 word essay by midnight every day or they will burst into flames

Juan Parker
Juan Parker

The vault suit uniform is replaced with a leather gimp suit outfit

Noah White
Noah White

nobody is allowed to enter or exit the vault due to one person in the vault having aids

Alexander Jackson
Alexander Jackson

All toilets are actually tubes that lead directly to other vault members that are trapped underground

Robert Young
Robert Young

The vault has a pants-wrestling tournament every Sunday night to determine who gets the title of Boss of this Vault.

Nathan Gutierrez
Nathan Gutierrez

The vault door is protected by dozens of dancing black men with suits and afros.

John Evans
John Evans

instead of batons, all the security has is balloon animals, which they all use very fucking efficiently

Lincoln Hernandez
Lincoln Hernandez

They are all actually magical skeletons that see skeletons as normal humans and humans as ghouls

Xavier Russell
Xavier Russell

The official vault greeting is "wich 2hu wud u fug"

Wyatt Jackson
Wyatt Jackson

The vault is now filled with braphogs

Christopher Price
Christopher Price

I swear this is rigged as fuck I haven't gotten 5 once

if I get a 5 all vault dwellers are now manlets(womanlets?)

Owen Miller
Owen Miller

The entire vault is tipped slightly to one side

Joshua Wilson
Joshua Wilson

one of the dwellers is pushed too far and decides to GET RID OF IT ALL by shooting up the vault, he kills everyone besides the cliff racer and the pool closers

Benjamin Powell
Benjamin Powell

The only reading material in the vault is the Ctrl Alt Del comic archive.

Juan Reed
Juan Reed

every 1/8 vault members has their hands replaced by giant hammers randomly while they sleep

Jason Diaz
Jason Diaz

VAULT'S CLOSED

Lincoln Martin
Lincoln Martin

A Vault where Todd is contained forever leaving obsidian in charge

Angel Anderson
Angel Anderson

After the appearance of buu all boys upon reaching age 10 are forced to to scream until they reach a decibel level of 130 to find the legendary super saiyan. If they fail to do so within one minute they are castrated.

James Collins
James Collins

Every girl in the vault is a cute futa girl

Austin Campbell
Austin Campbell

To keep everyone from escaping the vault, Shadman stands directly outside to force them back in.

Christopher Ortiz
Christopher Ortiz

The Vault is run exclusively by men, they've been taught that women are exclusively for breeding. They're huge beefcakes, and the vault is only accessible to female player characters.

Brandon Cooper
Brandon Cooper

all communication must be approved which requires them to pick images of pre-war vehicles and landmarks from around the world

Jayden Moore
Jayden Moore

There is a giant meat grinder that randomly replaces the floor of a room in the vault every day

Jacob Sanders
Jacob Sanders

The only thing you can watch in the vault is the nazi donald duck cartoon, The Room, and an endless supply of Logan Paul videos

Asher Harris
Asher Harris

Anyone who answers this question with "Fatchouli" is immediately granted their freedom or a position of power in the vault

Andrew Lee
Andrew Lee

There is no water, only highly addictive sugary energy drinks

Luis Lee
Luis Lee

The OP buttfuck super mutant is nicknamed Shadman, and consentually fucks Bob outside of his regular duties.

Kevin Davis
Kevin Davis

the vault's overseer is a Sup Forums janitor

Matthew Allen
Matthew Allen

Every day until you like it, Sakura eats a fish.

Matthew King
Matthew King

The overseer wished by the dragon balls so that anyone who tries to go near the vault is eradicated in an instant. This backfired because eventually they run out of food.

Jeremiah Garcia
Jeremiah Garcia

A bunch of Transgender raiders kill everone in the vault while shouting about privelege and now they’re being oppressed.

Zachary Thompson
Zachary Thompson

some vault members have radioactive materials embedded into their rooms and nobody knows who

Jason Carter
Jason Carter

Dagoth Ur imprisons Fargoth and is now the de-facto Overseer.

Cooper Smith
Cooper Smith

The dwarven race is still alive, and they inhabit the vault. They have painted themselves to look like Bosmer, as to not be paid any mind as they work on things they really shouldn't be working on.

Cameron White
Cameron White

The person who replaces the original overseer when he eventually dies is Chris Chan.

William Taylor
William Taylor

it takes them 2000 years to run out of food, and is the only the vault can die off permanently.

Bentley White
Bentley White

everyone must wear incredibly heavy armor whenever they leave their personal quarters, anyone caught missing pieces of their armor or wearing it improperly gets stabbed by tiny robots until they go back to their room and change

Luis Ross
Luis Ross

I wish someone would make an NV mod that adds a bunch of /v/aults, a lot of them would actually be a lot of fun to play through. Even though some of the best ones, like the rotating chamber vault, would be near impossible to implement well.

Aiden Hernandez
Aiden Hernandez

6 flags in the vault

Parker Campbell
Parker Campbell

There is a door that can only be opened by one person in the vault and nobody knows who it is or what will happen when it is opened

Jason Young
Jason Young

There is an atrium filled with the next suggestion for animals

Sebastian Barnes
Sebastian Barnes

LORE OF THE LAND
GOOD DAY TO YOU ALL

Austin Scott
Austin Scott

The vault has been open this entire time and everyone can leave but nobody chooses to because nobody inside is black.

Lucas Collins
Lucas Collins

Walls are covered in dicknipples

Carson Gomez
Carson Gomez

Vivec murders Fargoth in cold blood.

Connor Moore
Connor Moore

there is a fully loaded gun in the middle of the vault anyone can take or use as long as it is returned within 3 hours

Cameron Ward
Cameron Ward

HEY, THIS VIOLATES THE ONE THAT SAYS THE VAULT IS ALWAYS CLOSED AND NOBODY CAN ENTER OR EXIT.

Matthew Ross
Matthew Ross

Every room has a built in fleshlight.

Julian Cox
Julian Cox

there is a giant synthetic vagina room, the inside is fully modeled and lubricated

Elijah Miller
Elijah Miller

Yeah but I win because I have a big penis.

Jackson Powell
Jackson Powell

A faint smell of poop wafts through the entire vault's air circulation system.

Brayden Turner
Brayden Turner

The vault will eventually rise from the ground and turn into a giant robot, then proceed to take over the world and supply the dwellers inside it with food for at least 50 more years.

Xavier Fisher
Xavier Fisher

some vault members are werewolves for no reason

David Peterson
David Peterson

Everyone in the Vault has an Australian accent

Brayden Baker
Brayden Baker

There is a button in clear view that when pushed teleports you somewhere else inside the vault

Jaxson Lewis
Jaxson Lewis

The vault will eventually become a giant robot that takes over the world, but where everyone is situated is actually the penis.

Evan Jones
Evan Jones

An open Oblivion Gate appears in the vault and dremora start to attack everyone.

Jason Reed
Jason Reed

everyone has a katana made of stanless steel that can cut through everything

Mason Brooks
Mason Brooks

Vault 11's situation but there is an actual demon in the reactor that actually does need an annual sacrifice and will kill people if it isn't appeased with overseer blood each year

Logan Long
Logan Long

This guy is stuck in the ceiling and immortal

Hudson Wood
Hudson Wood

Autism cat comes and closes the oblivion gate and makes out with Kirkbride

Luke Hernandez
Luke Hernandez

fargoth finds a waifu and has many fargothlets

Adrian Sullivan
Adrian Sullivan

Kirkbride singlehandedly stops the dremora invasion by closing the gate and assimilating all the dremora to become kirkbride clones

Easton Sanders
Easton Sanders

nobody in the vault can use the number 5 in any context or their heads will explode

why cant i get a 5

Christopher Martinez
Christopher Martinez

all the penises of the dwellers in the vault are shaped like Dan Schneider's face.

Jacob Ross
Jacob Ross

DOOMGUY SAVES THE MOTHERFUCKING DAY

Michael Sanchez
Michael Sanchez

there is a portal that leads to the wh40k universe, one way only

Jayden Fisher
Jayden Fisher

Carlton from Fresh Prince is one of the vault dwellers

Matthew Martinez
Matthew Martinez

vault closers singlehandedly stop the invasion by themselves, nobody is allowed in the vault, ever

Jaxson Nelson
Jaxson Nelson

This poster is in every room in the vault

Jacob Bennett
Jacob Bennett

everyone must masturbate in the middle of the vault once a month

Camden Lee
Camden Lee

This user can never get a 5

Mason Baker
Mason Baker

this but instead of carlton it's will smith and it's not him from fresh prince but instead from men in black

Thomas Bell
Thomas Bell

The weird temporal distortions turn some kid in the vault into a fully powered yamcha.

Jaxon Roberts
Jaxon Roberts

Galo Sengen is the vault's anthem and must be recited once per day

Nathaniel Garcia
Nathaniel Garcia

once a week, the vault rotates 90 degrees in a random direction, it stays this way until the next time it rotates

Easton Nelson
Easton Nelson

Harmony is an official holiday of the vault and celebrated without fail every year.

Aaron Russell
Aaron Russell

Stussy S appears randomly around the vault

Josiah Lopez
Josiah Lopez

Everyone has their voice modified to sound autotuned but still unique from each other

Angel Moore
Angel Moore

Everyone dies 2 weeks after the vault opens

Aiden Sanders
Aiden Sanders

The vault is powered by the mammon machine, that as expected drain it's power from lavos.

Noah Foster
Noah Foster

There is an energy barrier around the genitals of all vault members that only allows fluids to pass through

Aaron Ross
Aaron Ross

The highest form of artistic expression in the Vault is to act out scenes from Seinfeld. George is considered a role of great prestige.

Andrew Sanchez
Andrew Sanchez

There is an inescapable and infinitely deep ball pit.

Cameron Miller
Cameron Miller

There is a crazy dancing man in the vault who will possess whoever kills him and repeat the cycle

Grayson Ross
Grayson Ross

it is filled with human bodily fluids

Charles Rogers
Charles Rogers

The official handshake of the vault is to stick your finger in eachother's bum.

Zachary Price
Zachary Price

there's one dude with a dick so big that he's incapable of moving because it takes up so much space
the whole wing of the vault that he takes up is forbidden because of his huge donger

Andrew Taylor
Andrew Taylor

All software of the vault is programmed on a compiled version of BASIC.

Jace Phillips
Jace Phillips

I swear I can't get a fucking 5

I dunno the master is in the vault somewhere

Cameron Wright
Cameron Wright

the vault is full of cute lolis

Zachary Smith
Zachary Smith

Pooping on Sundays is illegal

Charles Brown
Charles Brown

the floor of the vault is made out of maggots

Asher Collins
Asher Collins

HE FINALLY GOT A FUCKING FIVE
GOOD JOB BOYO

Jack Brown
Jack Brown

master is in the vault somewhere
and its actually todd

Aiden Flores
Aiden Flores

this guy hijacks control of he vault
what do?

John Peterson
John Peterson

French kisses are the currency of the vault.

Oliver Morris
Oliver Morris

buttfuck supermutant is a cute loli

Jayden Gomez
Jayden Gomez

Everything in the vault is controlled, but not by the overseer, the master, or anyone else, but a dog.

Austin Anderson
Austin Anderson

The vault is in a witch barrier.

Adam Sullivan
Adam Sullivan

he looks like one of jadf's futa lolis

Owen Taylor
Owen Taylor

only wizards can enter and leave the vault

Jeremiah Anderson
Jeremiah Anderson

There is a room in the vault that have some massive loading pop ins, so they keep it sealed.

Cooper Hernandez
Cooper Hernandez

The vaults residents are arbitrarily assigned into two different groups, one labeled as "Virgins" the second as "Chads"

Jaxson Rodriguez
Jaxson Rodriguez

theres this one mosquito that goes around the vault but he's really hard to kill and it pisses everyone the fuck off

Benjamin Sanchez
Benjamin Sanchez

0.01399 contempt

Evan Smith
Evan Smith

half the vault fails to render due to engine limitations

Aiden Martin
Aiden Martin

The first Monday of every month is penis inspection day.

Liam Roberts
Liam Roberts

Seinfield music plays constantly

John Phillips
John Phillips

See that vault door? You can open it!

Oliver Carter
Oliver Carter

The vault only exists on the timeline that link was defeated.

Brody Butler
Brody Butler

annons of Sup Forums are through cosmic circumstances allowed to enter the vault through a portal once a year and rape a super mutant to death or talk to kirkbride about lore.

Jose Scott
Jose Scott

All food in the vault tastes like Mtn Dew and Doritos

Jaxon Green
Jaxon Green

Re-roll

Charles Jenkins
Charles Jenkins

Everything was rebooted by new dev team

Luke Sullivan
Luke Sullivan

There is an almost identical upside down vault just above the clouds.

Cooper Foster
Cooper Foster

Rerolls are now for autists and as such are banned.

Colton Miller
Colton Miller

The fastest form of movement inside the vault is naruto ninja running

Levi Jenkins
Levi Jenkins

To keep the computers of the vault clean of viruses, members of the vault use AI driven actors known as "netnavis" in their pipboys to jack into the computers and defeat the viruses in "chip battles".

Brandon Harris
Brandon Harris

Anal vore is the favourite pastime in the vauult

Joshua Clark
Joshua Clark

Everyone have a sega saturn on their room, because Segata Sanshiro roams the corridors and everyone that is caught not playing sega saturn gets beaten.

Sebastian Moore
Sebastian Moore

every white male is locked in chastity, dressed as a french maid and on a forced regimen of hormones and butt/thigh exercises

Thomas Torres
Thomas Torres

Footfags should quite frankly just hang themselves, fucking pathetic degenerates

Juan Kelly
Juan Kelly

Gay jew nigger raiders attack the vault by throwing caps at the vault door.

Angel White
Angel White

Everything sounds like coming out of a sega genesis sound chip, including those "PLRPLPRLPLR" explosions.

Jace Russell
Jace Russell

All the males act like slutty 10 year old girl.

Asher Nelson
Asher Nelson

All the vault doors work just like megaman doors, going "cleckcleckcleckcleck" and sticking the person crossing it midair while the camera rolls to the next room.

Carter Richardson
Carter Richardson

The vault is populated with the most vile rejects in the states that are still technically sane and somewhat useful to the operation of the vault and the continuance of the people within it.
The vault administrator has a long list of Vault-Tec rules to enforce proper social behavior within the vault.
When there are too many dwellers violating these rules, or a single dweller racks up too many violations in a short period of time, dwellers may be subject to enforcement action.
Enforcement action is defined as therapeutic electrocution- the dweller is either knocked out for a while or possibly killed.
Enforcement of these rules is done through the administrator's console, located in his quarters. No one but the current administrator may enter these quarters.
All enforcement action is carried out by the vault AI.
These rules may be modified once a year if the vault unanimously agrees to the modifications (sans administrator), and must meet approval from Vault-Tec HQ.
In the event Vault-Tec HQ cannot be contacted, the starting ruleset cannot be modified or abrogated in any way.
The vault's administrator has a tape playing in the main office 24/7 telling him what a good service he does for his community.
The vault's administrator gets a single extra ration of pre-packaged food daily.
If the vault community votes in unison to remove an administrator, he is killed on the spot by the vault's AI.
The vault's administrator can designate official deputies to assist in reporting rule offenders via workstations located throughout the vault.
The deputies' only reward is having the Official Vault-Tec Encouragement Suite play in their quarters 24/7.
All vault dwellers must report any ruleset violations to the nearest deputy or to the administrator himself or face disciplinary action.

Hunter Martinez
Hunter Martinez

There hasn't been a 5 in ages... Everyone in the vault starts running out of supplies and starts dying off.

Nathan Campbell
Nathan Campbell

20% of the vault population consists of three tanuki that keep transforming to make the place look more populated.

Brody Cooper
Brody Cooper

the vault is GAY

Aaron Parker
Aaron Parker

all disputres and arguments are resolved by the two parties taking turns kicking each other in the balls, the first one to scream in pain or forfeit is in the wrong
the accuser or aggressor goes first

Aaron James
Aaron James

All the Dwellers can only end their sentences with haha

Thomas Jackson
Thomas Jackson

A dweller built a fully functional, full sized Metal gear REX, but he can't actually use it for anything useful as he would take years to actually dismantle the robot, take out of the vault and reassemble it there.

Tyler Price
Tyler Price

Anime is worshiped as the world's biggest mistake and something that humanity should avoid repetition of.

Austin Butler
Austin Butler

Overseer Fargoth uses the cloning machine to create an army of adoring fans to sweep across Vvardenfell and crown him Fargoth Ur

Tyler Perez
Tyler Perez

the vault's walls secrete mustard gas

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