ITT: Sup Forums makes a vault, and all posts ending in 5 add to the lore besides ones that change previously established /v/ault lore or ones that say shit like "it doesn't exist".
The Vault is located in southwest United States.
Every resident is given two standard issue dragon dildos and a packet of microwave cum.
The vault IS IN HELL
black men, white women
the vault has cute girls
The vault contains a portal to hell.
Half of the females are actually robots
all the girls are barefoot and the floors must be perfectly clean at all times.
The only entertainment in the vault is a single VHS copy of Back to School
People suck weaker people into their butts for subsistence.
overseer is ned flanders
It's filled to the brink with niggers and white women--nobody else is allowed inside.
This is a catholic vault
Everyone in the vault is entitled to free laser pointers.
All education material is replaced with DVD copies of The Room.
Everyone in the vault is given gender reassignment surgery at age 12. 1/4 of surgeries are botched on purpose.
The overseer is dan schneider and all the dwellers are children
The overseer is a werewolf with a sixteen inch cock.
the vault is located in vvardenfell
The Vault is a research facility for the Higgs Boson. During tests on the very day after the nukes drop, it fucks up and creates a black hole exactly the size necessary to suck in the Vault and a small surrounding area before it dissipates into nothingness. The end.
Special sonic weapon that shrinks a mans penis by half with hit.
All women,upon turning 50'ish,at least once a day,they comment on how drafty it is in here.
"Do you feel a draft?It's just so drafty in here"
Of course they only ask younger men that physically lack the ability to feel drafts.
The vault follows the teachings of the 18th century Victorian era.
The overseer is Sheogorath.
All of the vault's denizens are kittens! Even the vault-tec staff and the overseer!
Overseer is Chris Chan.
vault with only mom and sons forcing incest relationships and the incest baby is then soaked into rads to test what happens to it
it got put in wardenfall by a mishap in a science experiment. the attempt was to get the cleanest floors that stay clean, but somehow they ended up in wardenhall.
The vault has faulty electrical wiring. Lights and machinery will turn on and off whenever it feels like.
And is populated exclusively by imperial guards
The only form of entertainment is anime.
The vault contains people with amputee fetishes.
Everyone in the vault however aren't amputees.
I'm gonna steal your idea, and change it: The Overseer is a giant statue of Sheogorath, made entirely of cheese, and puppeteered by Loki.
The overseer is a Khajit known for inhaling skooma through his urethra.
the vault is in what remains of vvardenfell, which is now north carolina
We're off to a great start
The vault is built upside down, with all the furniture bolted on to the ceiling.
The vault's only reading material is Buddhist scriptures.
The General Vault population is full of descendants of /v/irgins circa 2011, and they all worship the holy arrow to the knee meme
The overseer lines everyone up and paddles their asses each morning.
M'aiq the Liar is the Overseer
The vault is taken over afterwards after two months by irradiated giant crabs that all have the face of Shadman.
The overseer is Sheogorath pretending to be someone pretending to be Sheogorath
Nudity is a requirement
Nobody in the vault is allowed to have sideburns.
Every resident of the vault speaks a different language. There is no overlap between residents.
Thousands of clones of OP are made. OP and each of his clones are raped to death by super mutants, one clone at a time. The other vault dwellers pass the time by watching the spectacle, placing bets on how long each clone will last before it dies from being pounded in the ass by super mutant dick
Half of the vault’s residents are from Sup Forums, the half of the vault is from r/gaming.
They still are Imperial Guards though.
you have to masturbate in front of everyone when you reach 8yo
The entire Vault is run the same way TESO is - Caps are re-printed into Crowns, some of them fuck their cat pets, and the Vault's Toilet Paper is printed to look exactly like The Elder Scrolls, so they can wipe their ass with them much like TESO does.
No vault, only Khlav Kalash.
Even better, the vault is built upside down (including the entrance, and experimental artificial gravity tech makes it so that local gravity is reversed while inside the vault, so up is down, down is up etc.
After enough generations have passed that have never experienced normal gravity, they are instructed to leave the vault.
One of the guards is actually Sheogorath in disguise
Everyone is named Poo.
The Overseer is Moot, dressed as WT Snacks. Instead of a Vaultboy, they have Pedobear.
child sacrifices during saturnalia
And has a nuke inside that anyone can set off
All the vault dwellers are either trannies, asexual, or Spaghetti Men.
You have to marry your parents when you grow up
Fargoth is the Overseer
The vault-enforced religion is worshiping a copy of Kung Pow: Enter The Fist.
Jesus is reincarnated on the 100th day inside the Vault. He has laser heat vision and kung fu grip.
Full of lolis with huge futacocks that constantly fuck the men
YOUR ALMIGHTY LORE
Either we have some kind of voodoo elder scrolls-favoring bullshit going on or a mod is fucking with us
The only way to quit the vault is cutting your own dick, then cooking it and eating it in a gourmet-style dish in front on your own wife
Every door is actually a portal that leads to a different room every time it is opened.
Every light in the vault is just slightly too bright.
All women must have their cute feet bare for everyone to see!
The vault has zero weapons besides balloon animals.
All the people are born without reproductive parts and are told that to reproduce it takes a person to eat many eggs at once, and it takes 50 years for the baby to form in the female. It is a sacred rite that people go through to further the population. Then, when fifty years pass, the person gets assassinated by the overseer and then he clones another one. Thus preserving the ever lasting tradition and the overseer is a robot.
The vault has a pet cliff racer named Bob.
Everyone is truly happy and enjoys life.
this is all the spaghetti men do
the vault has no electricity
The vault works on a true rollmocracy system, and thus ignores all rerolls.
Everyone in the vault is fucking murdered by a two headed assaultron with giant dildos for arms
Bob is actually Sheogorath in disguise and he constantly sneaks around the place, hiding cheese in random places.
Occasionally, he turns the Vault Door into cheese when a specific guard is on duty, just to fuck with him and make him look insane when he gets others to come look and it's back to normal.
everyone in the vault is only allowed to discuss video games
everyone dies after one day since vidya doesn't exist in elder scrolls
36 Lessons of Vivec, Sermon 14 is required reading material for all vault dwellers.
Once a month everyone in the Vault gets together and has a nice meal and plays games together.
Every Monday, each dweller receives a weekly allowance of skooma and random alchemy ingredients. There is a prize awarded every month to whoever comes up with the most interesting potion.
Eventually, Bob achieves CHIM.
Everyone is 20% cheese
The cliffracer can be mated with and produces true imperial guard offspring.
No water in the vault, only semen.
All the vault dwellers think Sony is better than Nintendo.
Semen is produced and harvested solely from the OP-clone fucking farm
At random days of the week, Molag Bal appears and takes a big smelly Daedric dump in a place of his choosing.
Semen is the main form of nutrition and must be harvested daily
Every four days an alarm will ring which prompts the arrival of supermutant futas who will demand 6 vault dwellers as sex slaves
It was never completed and nobody found out about it the end
Todd Howard enters the vault and kills everyone in it to make way for the new Skyrim copy
I am both mad that you said this before me, and happy that you got the roll.
All N'wahs are beaten daily with an ebony staff enchanted with a damage intelligence enchantment.
is this canon?
The only way to leave the vault is cooking your own dick in gourmet-style dish and eating it with your family without telling them.
HE DOES IT AGAIN
Everyone male resident of the vault must spend at least 35 hours a week using the semen harvesting machine.
Everyone is then revived because there is no longer anyone to buy the new skyrim copy.
Every 9th Tuesday Sheogorath teleports in to steal Fargoth's sweetroll, unbeknownst to the rest of the vault. The community must unanimously decide who did it or Fargoth punishes them all with 3 days without their semen rations.
GUARANTEED TODD MASSACRE
The vault is split in half. Half of the vault is perfectly normal. The other half has its initial residents and all of its educational material intentionally refer to everyday items and furniture by the wrong name. After the second generation of each side is born, and for each generation after, there will be an event where the two sides send people into a Room Escape style challenge where they need to work together to dismantle a bomb that will blow up the entire vault.
every women younger than 12 years old isn't allowed to talk to the other survivors.
We should allow this just because it makes sense
Todd Howard is defeated by Michael Kirkbride
The imperial guards are all secretly fucking gay
Every one poops out of their mouth and sneezes out of their ass
Lame, leave this garbage out.
testicles are used as currency, the richest man in the vault has as many testicles as he can have attached to him on his body
Instead of radroaches, there are cliffracers
ITS NOT CANON.
the only name with "F" without prohibition is "fag"
Before Todd can kill anyone, Michael Kirkbride wakes from his drug slumber and CHIMs him out of existence.
Instead of radroaches there are silt striders
Todd is then defeated.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
instead of radroaches there are filthy n’wahs
Instead of Radroaches, you have guns with limbs.
the toilets are centaurs
the security system is imperial guards but with deus ex-like augmentations
only one half a loaf of bread a day, everyone else must starve
The OP clones can only cum while sucking dick.
The tunnel snakes are there
Party Rock Anthem is constantly playing 24/7 over the vault intercom.
All childers are born with dicks instead of fingers
The vault has an endless staircase where whoever goes in is trapped and must run to escape from Shadman.
There's a strangely interesting black guy in the vault that's just sitting at a table doing nothing.
All anons in the vault are given a vault-issue qt gf
January 13 is named Kirkbride Day in honor of the vaults savior.
The tunnel snakes are not only in fact there, they also co-rule the entire vault, ranking behind the overseer.
Andy Dick appears in the vault, running around and groping everyone
Everyone in the vault must take the piccolo dick at least once a day.
every time you go to the toilet is a 50/50 chance to get trapped inside and being raped by an aoutomatic bad dragon dildo machine or have the best shit of your life
the op clones only wear stockings and fanny packs
OP's semen has hidden powers that generates random abilites if large amounts are ingested. Some of them are having super aids and dying almost after getting the power, making your donger an hyper weapon or having super strenght
everyone gets dicked by the doctor once a day
Every tuesday is Taco Tuesday.
One of the imperial guard scientists discovers a way to transmute the semen rations into cheese burgers
the only way to leave the vault is cooking your dick in a gourmet-style dish and eating it with all your family
The vault is actually in the shape of a mech.
Party Rock Anthem
The vault's official mascot is not vault boy, it's Sonichu
This is actually one of Sheogorath's pranks. Also he is the intercom.
everyone in the vault gets absorbed by super buu
People get around the vult by driving tanks
The only entertainment activity is sucking your won dick
The vault's Saturdays are Taco Tuesdays.
Super Buu goes from being made of pink goo to being made of semen by absorbing everyone in the vault.
Every day is Taco Tuesday except for Tuesday
this only happens in an alternate timeline
Michael Kirkbride stops this from happening
Super Buu then goes into an autistic fit because of the absorbed autism and decides to un-absorb everyone.
All vault dwellers may only move around the vault by running while holding a pair of scissors
shadman proceeds to save everyone in the vault by erasing super buu and thus them all from existence, thus saving them from the shitheap that is this vault
There are machines all over the place that make sure every resident has a honey lemon cough drop in their mouth 100% of the time. Those who resist are killed by having cough drops shoved up their ass until they hemmorage and bleed out.
Every 8 hours, Party Rock Anthem is interrupted by The Macarena Song. Everyone in the vault must do the dance in time with the song or they will be condensed into pure semen
sony wojak anal vores him
There's a potent variant of a Nirnroot being raised in this vault as a super vegetable; one of these is enough to keep a person sated for a full day. However, they have unexpected side effects.
The Vault never actually existed, Vault Co CRAMMED some people in a cave and they were fed CRAM containing hallucinogens, and everything that the dwellars saw was written down.
Unfortunately, the cave leaked radiation from the outside world, and you have to go on a quest to find the mysterious Vault IVI.
When you get there, you find a cave full of empty CRAM cans, and as you venture deeper you find feral ghouls dressed in IVI jumpsuits.
You'll find a Ghoul who managed not to be attacked by stuffing himself in a room full of drug laced CRAM, and he's important to the quest... not sure in what way though.
All children after the age of 12 are given into the care of older women(futa)
Any event which would kill or end the vault turns out to just be a dream, except the person who posted it is forced out of the vault where they're raped to death by gay nigger deathclaws with bad breath.
Bob defeats him and frees everyone.
YOU CAN'T BEAT BUU
vault never actually existed
Everyone has a gaping anus
besides ones that change previously established /v/ault lore or ones that say shit like "it doesn't exist".
Buu changes his mind and becomes a gay sex slave to Kirkbride.
fargoth becomes CHIM and uses it to delet buu and save the people
The vault has a medical project involving Guar/Horker hybrids. They end up looking like freaky Alit mutants.
or ones that say shit like "it doesn't exist".
This one doesn't count, though it was humorous.
the vault's sole line of defense is a robot named AIRMAN who will proceed to fight super buu for all of eternity
Everyone thinks they're actual a super robot.
This is post Todd Massacre, but pre-Kirkbride. Everyone is fine.
I honestly only put, "It never existed" because the rules said that... I dunno, I thought it was a cool idea.
YES WE CAN!
if 5, Buu dies permanently and releases all the dwellers, all free from any future full-vault kills
The vault has one last person left. He's seen everyone in the vault die of old age, absorption by Buu, or Todd. He sits alone, his last few seconds of his life being nothing but fading, then he wakes up. In a blank room, with a smiling man named Kojima looking at him. He asks the last man "Did you rike it?"
Overseer Fargoth has a first edition signed copy of the Lusty Argonian Maid. If it is misplaced, the whole vault goes on lockdown until it is found.
Super boo more like super poo haha
And so it is... Michael Kirkbride becomes the Vaults eternal guardian.
the vault's protected by people who look like darkseid who don't even know the vault exists and built a fort around it
WE DID IT, WE BEAT BUU
Whenever someone dies in the vault every remaining member is violently fisted by todd howard robots
It turns out it was Bob jacking off to The Lusty Argonian Maid.
When found, he vehemently denies owning it and claims he is only taking it as "evidence" despite the cover signature clearly saying "to my biggest fan, Overseer Fargoth"
everyone gets super cancer, which never kills them, but puts them through eternal pain unless someone can reply to this post with dubs
The every individual in the vault has asperger's syndrome.
It is revealed that Dagoth Ur stole the copy of the Lusty Argonian Maid
everyone is a clone that gets replaced randomly with no forewarning and only has memories of two days prior to replacement
everyone in this thread, and thus also the vault, has autism besides me
It was not Dagoth ur; he's responsible for the ash yams tasting more like ash than yam. It was actually
Crassius Curio himself. Every single time, even.
all vault members have their left hands amputated and replaced with a mechanical one that will violently explode if they touch their genitals
The Vault ground up dying children and elderly people and served them as food. The raised their men to be fierce warriors, and their women to be good breeders.
What happens in the vault depends on your gender.
Good luck to female vault dwellers.
every vault member must write a 4000 word essay by midnight every day or they will burst into flames
The vault suit uniform is replaced with a leather gimp suit outfit
nobody is allowed to enter or exit the vault due to one person in the vault having aids
All toilets are actually tubes that lead directly to other vault members that are trapped underground
The vault has a pants-wrestling tournament every Sunday night to determine who gets the title of Boss of this Vault.
The vault door is protected by dozens of dancing black men with suits and afros.
instead of batons, all the security has is balloon animals, which they all use very fucking efficiently
They are all actually magical skeletons that see skeletons as normal humans and humans as ghouls
The official vault greeting is "wich 2hu wud u fug"
The vault is now filled with braphogs
I swear this is rigged as fuck I haven't gotten 5 once
if I get a 5 all vault dwellers are now manlets(womanlets?)
The entire vault is tipped slightly to one side
one of the dwellers is pushed too far and decides to GET RID OF IT ALL by shooting up the vault, he kills everyone besides the cliff racer and the pool closers
The only reading material in the vault is the Ctrl Alt Del comic archive.
every 1/8 vault members has their hands replaced by giant hammers randomly while they sleep
A Vault where Todd is contained forever leaving obsidian in charge
After the appearance of buu all boys upon reaching age 10 are forced to to scream until they reach a decibel level of 130 to find the legendary super saiyan. If they fail to do so within one minute they are castrated.
Every girl in the vault is a cute futa girl
To keep everyone from escaping the vault, Shadman stands directly outside to force them back in.
The Vault is run exclusively by men, they've been taught that women are exclusively for breeding. They're huge beefcakes, and the vault is only accessible to female player characters.
all communication must be approved which requires them to pick images of pre-war vehicles and landmarks from around the world
There is a giant meat grinder that randomly replaces the floor of a room in the vault every day
The only thing you can watch in the vault is the nazi donald duck cartoon, The Room, and an endless supply of Logan Paul videos
Anyone who answers this question with "Fatchouli" is immediately granted their freedom or a position of power in the vault
There is no water, only highly addictive sugary energy drinks
The OP buttfuck super mutant is nicknamed Shadman, and consentually fucks Bob outside of his regular duties.
the vault's overseer is a Sup Forums janitor
Every day until you like it, Sakura eats a fish.
The overseer wished by the dragon balls so that anyone who tries to go near the vault is eradicated in an instant. This backfired because eventually they run out of food.
A bunch of Transgender raiders kill everone in the vault while shouting about privelege and now they’re being oppressed.
some vault members have radioactive materials embedded into their rooms and nobody knows who
Dagoth Ur imprisons Fargoth and is now the de-facto Overseer.
The dwarven race is still alive, and they inhabit the vault. They have painted themselves to look like Bosmer, as to not be paid any mind as they work on things they really shouldn't be working on.
The person who replaces the original overseer when he eventually dies is Chris Chan.
it takes them 2000 years to run out of food, and is the only the vault can die off permanently.
everyone must wear incredibly heavy armor whenever they leave their personal quarters, anyone caught missing pieces of their armor or wearing it improperly gets stabbed by tiny robots until they go back to their room and change
I wish someone would make an NV mod that adds a bunch of /v/aults, a lot of them would actually be a lot of fun to play through. Even though some of the best ones, like the rotating chamber vault, would be near impossible to implement well.
6 flags in the vault
There is a door that can only be opened by one person in the vault and nobody knows who it is or what will happen when it is opened
There is an atrium filled with the next suggestion for animals
LORE OF THE LAND
GOOD DAY TO YOU ALL
The vault has been open this entire time and everyone can leave but nobody chooses to because nobody inside is black.
Walls are covered in dicknipples
Vivec murders Fargoth in cold blood.
there is a fully loaded gun in the middle of the vault anyone can take or use as long as it is returned within 3 hours
HEY, THIS VIOLATES THE ONE THAT SAYS THE VAULT IS ALWAYS CLOSED AND NOBODY CAN ENTER OR EXIT.
Every room has a built in fleshlight.
there is a giant synthetic vagina room, the inside is fully modeled and lubricated
Yeah but I win because I have a big penis.
A faint smell of poop wafts through the entire vault's air circulation system.
The vault will eventually rise from the ground and turn into a giant robot, then proceed to take over the world and supply the dwellers inside it with food for at least 50 more years.
some vault members are werewolves for no reason
Everyone in the Vault has an Australian accent
There is a button in clear view that when pushed teleports you somewhere else inside the vault
The vault will eventually become a giant robot that takes over the world, but where everyone is situated is actually the penis.
An open Oblivion Gate appears in the vault and dremora start to attack everyone.
everyone has a katana made of stanless steel that can cut through everything
Vault 11's situation but there is an actual demon in the reactor that actually does need an annual sacrifice and will kill people if it isn't appeased with overseer blood each year
This guy is stuck in the ceiling and immortal
Autism cat comes and closes the oblivion gate and makes out with Kirkbride
fargoth finds a waifu and has many fargothlets
Kirkbride singlehandedly stops the dremora invasion by closing the gate and assimilating all the dremora to become kirkbride clones
nobody in the vault can use the number 5 in any context or their heads will explode
why cant i get a 5
all the penises of the dwellers in the vault are shaped like Dan Schneider's face.
DOOMGUY SAVES THE MOTHERFUCKING DAY
there is a portal that leads to the wh40k universe, one way only
Carlton from Fresh Prince is one of the vault dwellers
vault closers singlehandedly stop the invasion by themselves, nobody is allowed in the vault, ever
This poster is in every room in the vault
everyone must masturbate in the middle of the vault once a month
This user can never get a 5
this but instead of carlton it's will smith and it's not him from fresh prince but instead from men in black
The weird temporal distortions turn some kid in the vault into a fully powered yamcha.
Galo Sengen is the vault's anthem and must be recited once per day
once a week, the vault rotates 90 degrees in a random direction, it stays this way until the next time it rotates
Harmony is an official holiday of the vault and celebrated without fail every year.
Stussy S appears randomly around the vault
Everyone has their voice modified to sound autotuned but still unique from each other
Everyone dies 2 weeks after the vault opens
The vault is powered by the mammon machine, that as expected drain it's power from lavos.
There is an energy barrier around the genitals of all vault members that only allows fluids to pass through
The highest form of artistic expression in the Vault is to act out scenes from Seinfeld. George is considered a role of great prestige.
There is an inescapable and infinitely deep ball pit.
There is a crazy dancing man in the vault who will possess whoever kills him and repeat the cycle
it is filled with human bodily fluids
The official handshake of the vault is to stick your finger in eachother's bum.
there's one dude with a dick so big that he's incapable of moving because it takes up so much space
the whole wing of the vault that he takes up is forbidden because of his huge donger
All software of the vault is programmed on a compiled version of BASIC.
I swear I can't get a fucking 5
I dunno the master is in the vault somewhere
the vault is full of cute lolis
Pooping on Sundays is illegal
the floor of the vault is made out of maggots
HE FINALLY GOT A FUCKING FIVE
GOOD JOB BOYO
master is in the vault somewhere
and its actually todd
this guy hijacks control of he vault
French kisses are the currency of the vault.
buttfuck supermutant is a cute loli
Everything in the vault is controlled, but not by the overseer, the master, or anyone else, but a dog.
The vault is in a witch barrier.
he looks like one of jadf's futa lolis
only wizards can enter and leave the vault
There is a room in the vault that have some massive loading pop ins, so they keep it sealed.
The vaults residents are arbitrarily assigned into two different groups, one labeled as "Virgins" the second as "Chads"
theres this one mosquito that goes around the vault but he's really hard to kill and it pisses everyone the fuck off
half the vault fails to render due to engine limitations
The first Monday of every month is penis inspection day.
Seinfield music plays constantly
See that vault door? You can open it!
The vault only exists on the timeline that link was defeated.
annons of Sup Forums are through cosmic circumstances allowed to enter the vault through a portal once a year and rape a super mutant to death or talk to kirkbride about lore.
All food in the vault tastes like Mtn Dew and Doritos
Everything was rebooted by new dev team
There is an almost identical upside down vault just above the clouds.
Rerolls are now for autists and as such are banned.
The fastest form of movement inside the vault is naruto ninja running
To keep the computers of the vault clean of viruses, members of the vault use AI driven actors known as "netnavis" in their pipboys to jack into the computers and defeat the viruses in "chip battles".
Anal vore is the favourite pastime in the vauult
Everyone have a sega saturn on their room, because Segata Sanshiro roams the corridors and everyone that is caught not playing sega saturn gets beaten.
every white male is locked in chastity, dressed as a french maid and on a forced regimen of hormones and butt/thigh exercises
Footfags should quite frankly just hang themselves, fucking pathetic degenerates
Gay jew nigger raiders attack the vault by throwing caps at the vault door.
Everything sounds like coming out of a sega genesis sound chip, including those "PLRPLPRLPLR" explosions.
All the males act like slutty 10 year old girl.
All the vault doors work just like megaman doors, going "cleckcleckcleckcleck" and sticking the person crossing it midair while the camera rolls to the next room.
The vault is populated with the most vile rejects in the states that are still technically sane and somewhat useful to the operation of the vault and the continuance of the people within it.
The vault administrator has a long list of Vault-Tec rules to enforce proper social behavior within the vault.
When there are too many dwellers violating these rules, or a single dweller racks up too many violations in a short period of time, dwellers may be subject to enforcement action.
Enforcement action is defined as therapeutic electrocution- the dweller is either knocked out for a while or possibly killed.
Enforcement of these rules is done through the administrator's console, located in his quarters. No one but the current administrator may enter these quarters.
All enforcement action is carried out by the vault AI.
These rules may be modified once a year if the vault unanimously agrees to the modifications (sans administrator), and must meet approval from Vault-Tec HQ.
In the event Vault-Tec HQ cannot be contacted, the starting ruleset cannot be modified or abrogated in any way.
The vault's administrator has a tape playing in the main office 24/7 telling him what a good service he does for his community.
The vault's administrator gets a single extra ration of pre-packaged food daily.
If the vault community votes in unison to remove an administrator, he is killed on the spot by the vault's AI.
The vault's administrator can designate official deputies to assist in reporting rule offenders via workstations located throughout the vault.
The deputies' only reward is having the Official Vault-Tec Encouragement Suite play in their quarters 24/7.
All vault dwellers must report any ruleset violations to the nearest deputy or to the administrator himself or face disciplinary action.
There hasn't been a 5 in ages... Everyone in the vault starts running out of supplies and starts dying off.
20% of the vault population consists of three tanuki that keep transforming to make the place look more populated.
the vault is GAY
all disputres and arguments are resolved by the two parties taking turns kicking each other in the balls, the first one to scream in pain or forfeit is in the wrong
the accuser or aggressor goes first
All the Dwellers can only end their sentences with haha
A dweller built a fully functional, full sized Metal gear REX, but he can't actually use it for anything useful as he would take years to actually dismantle the robot, take out of the vault and reassemble it there.
Anime is worshiped as the world's biggest mistake and something that humanity should avoid repetition of.
Overseer Fargoth uses the cloning machine to create an army of adoring fans to sweep across Vvardenfell and crown him Fargoth Ur
the vault's walls secrete mustard gas