Hey user, Ive heard youre good with computers!

>Hey user, Ive heard youre good with computers!
>Could you please...

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"no"
woah, hard

*installs adobe reader*

>play videogames
>"Hey son, you're good with computers! could you..."

I work in a Photolab at a Walgreens.
ask me anything.

can you fix my computer

*updates Internet Explorer*

>that one relative who is too scared to do anything with the computer
>won't even insert a disc and install something on her own

*turns computer off and back on again*

>jerk off a lot on newgrounds
>be regarded as the computer whiz

*uninstalls toolbars*

>using a computer
>not knowing it inside out
whats the point?

Hey me too. Are you like me in that you're the only person in the entire fucking store that knows how to operate photo?

>have to work at an IT callcenter in a month
>know jack shit about computers
What the fuck do I do, lads?

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>know how to use google
>instantly become the PC expert for everyone

Yes. Let me guess, Even your district manager doesn't even know how to do shit.

Curious though, Does your store use that OSA shit still?

>hey user can you help fix my computer?
>it's an apple laptop
How even? Aren't these supposed to be normieproofed?

it's literally one of the most powerful information tools ever created and it fucking astounds me how few people know how to use it to any useful degree

You would be surprised with how many older people are afraid to go into the settings of their phones.

>play videogame on computer
>"user, YOUR GAMES ARE GIVING THE COMPUTER VIRUSES"

>one moment please
>google
>try whatever first result you found
I've gone two years like this.

literally my life even though i was the only person in the house that knew how to run a virus scan

Post the pic of that dude whose sister fucked up both his computers and he got in trouble for it.

>parents try to delete the game
>only moved desktop icon into the recycle bin
>didn't even empty it

I hope it'll be that easy, user.

People are retards, so apply common sense and 90% of the problems go away.

IT guy who works for a hospital here. Reminder that your average nurse doesn't even know how to use a web browser.

They don't even know how to operate a phone, from experience.
>how do I TRANSFER?
is it the big fucking button on the phone?
>I don't know!!!

do you get called literally every time someone needs to open a browser?

How many emergency surgeries or situations were delayed way to long due to nobody knowing how to use a computer? Or is that actually even a problem?

Holy shit this is a gold mine.

Not him, but I'm a nurse that can actually use a computer. Mostly it's lost information that ends up being an inconvenience, someone has to log it again because it wasn't saved properly and so on.

I've been doing this job for 7 years and one person has died as a direct result of it.

A classic
>The point where the Investigator installs adobe reader

Literally this IT is probably one of the most easiest jobs out there, user. Just know how to speak and over-complicate your words when you're describing computer shit and you're golden.

Which one was better?
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Did you or anyone even have to log and make a proper report for it? Or did everyone just move along and forget any of the IT issues?

>adobe reader can't save me now
every time

>tfw you're retarded at computers and can only do the basic stuff like installing programs and etc

uh sorry dude, you aren't allowed to hang out here your IQ isn't low enough

>hey I heard your good with computers! can you get these family pictures off this broken hard drive for me?

>Hi user, you know about computers right? Could you hack Facebook/YouTube?

I do IT shit in my dad's small company. When a computer doesn't start I open it up, unplug and plug some random wire or take off the little batery and it goes. Somehow. They think I'm a genious

Moar of this?

It's pretty simple, if they're a friend or you have something to gain from helping them you do it because it's most likely mundane, otherwise you tell them to google it

>Have your tried restarting
Solves 99.9% of problems.

If it's a game I got from a store I'd ask my parents why they'd sell people viruses or why they even got the game for me and then I get the
>because I said so! response
Simpler times.

>he was a ghost all along

>paki asks me to fix his computer at tedious wage slave job
>really good with computers so yeah i'll do it
>he asks me what qualifications I have
>i built my own PC and i'm good with components and software
>he asks me if i have a degree or anything like that
>i say no
>he then tells me to forget about it
>wtf

>le reddit asterisks

>Google Ultron
>if I don't have fucking adobe reader I'm fucking out of a job
>Jitterbug gang

>user, you have to forgive yourself. It's bee two years since the accident, you have to let me go

Reverse image search gets me nothing. Gimme da sauce boss.

>doesn't know WYSIWYG is older than reddit
Isn't Christmas break over yet?

~~le reddit arrow~~

*triggers a beerboy*

Pic related is the average asterisk user.
We have greentexting for a reason, newshits.

why would this bother you so much

My little cousin once called me to ask me if I know how to hack Minecraft on the Wii U since I "know so much about Computers".

Because 2 years ago no one was using them.
Using asterisks is a sign of a newfag.

are you pretending to be retarded

average reddit user greentext outside of Sup Forums

>not sure if I'm getting sex
>buy condoms

You realise it's like, a meme, right
that's why nobody was using it 2 years ago

Are you autistic?

Pretending to be retarded eventually attracts actual retards who think they are in good company, in this case, you'll make redditors and tumblrinas think they are welcome.

quotation marks is a meme now?

And no, how the fuck would i know? I don't use fucking Reddit.

the fuck is that, twitter or some shit? idgaf. my point stands faggot. be less wrong.

It isn't a thing that started on Reddit. It started on here.

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So that is why i've never seen it before. Sure.

Well I've seen it lots, and I'm telling you it literally started on here from the whole
>*blocks ur path*
bullshit. That's it.

ty user, I'd forgotten about this gem

>it's the Jitterbug gang

>hey user can I get you to fix this 12 year old computer for me it doesn't work
>what do you mean I need a new one
>did you fucking break it

Ai Uehara
R.I.P

Thank god most technologically inept people don't have actual problems on their PCs.

If they have real problems it usually ends up being a hardware problem.

>Hootsuite
Oh my holy lord fuck

>thinks twitter and reddit started the asterisks
See people, this is how underage people show themselves

You should see if there is a barebones homebrew version like on the psp you can run and blow his fucking mind

Post the source already you fat nigger user REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I miss her too, user. Wherever she is now, I hope she's happy. I've blown a lot of loads on her.

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>local store started selling PC games
>white disk, paper and plastic cover
>Avast used to sound war alarms everytime we played the disks
>turns out the store torrented GTA and somehow got a fake one
DESU the problem was with me because no game is 50MB

>tfw I don't give enough of a shit about phones to buy one but I inherit those from my family after 2-3 years of use because most of the time they can't be assed to reboot them/clean them a little even when told to so they just buy a new one

>about 15 years ago
>Dad tries to install a old point and click game for my little sister and it return an error saying "not enough memory" due to too much ram in the computer
>dad proceeds to delete all my games including the savefiles

>on her
Lucky bastard.

Can confirm. Poor documentation can kill a patient. Also, doctors are not your friends. They have temper tantrums like fucking two year olds.

wow, you just made a fool of yourself and don't even realize it.

>user there's something wrong with my computer! It won't stop scrolling, can you fix it please!

NANI?!

*implying greentext is used for actions and not quoting*
You're the real newfag.

I wish.
She retired.

Wow this epic quote really makes me think, so we've been attracting actual retards for 14 years now, truly gets me ol noggin joggin

No, only you newfags who are obsessed with eating up whatever reddit and twitter comes up with, like le fidget spinner.

this a million times over
You have to know almost nothing these days as long as you know how to look things up

A shame, she is one of the few I can remember the name.

>>because I said so! response
ultimate beta parents
i had them too