Power goes out

>power goes out
>Can still play my switch

Can you say the same, soynybros?

>power guys out
>can still use my laptop

Can you say the same, PCMUSTURDRACE?

Um...yes?

What do you do when it dies after 50 minutes?

>power goes out
I don't live in bumfuck Pakistan so I'll take that over being a Pajeet with a Shitch.

Desktop=/=laptop

>power goes out
>I can still jack off

Can you say the same?

Play for a couple more hours, because the Switch's battery does not last 50 minutes.

>Have a couple battery backups for my switch so it lasts 24+ hours
>Have a mobile hotspot so I can be online all the time

Ball is in your court, soynygger

You must live in a shitty place to have power cut off

laptop>switch

Um... yes. What does that have to do with vidya?

>>power goes out
What are you a third worlder?

>Power goes out.
>Want video games instead of trying to fix it or finding other more productive things to do.
>The power of soytendo manchildren everyone.

Upstate NY during winter can be pretty brutal

>power goes out
what 3rd world shithole do you live in?

>power goes out
>can still play my vita

I don't see your point fuckboy

>implying you do jack shit during a power outage

n-no..

>power doesn’t go out
Oh that’s right. I don’t live in a third world shithole.

>have commercial USP that lasts 8 hours

How the hell would you fix it? Are you going to visit the electric company and personally fix the outage for them?

>Cuddle in bed with my girlfriend.

Have fun with you bing bing wahoo soytendo numale.

I don't know why you're making a big deal about cuddling with your hand

>having a 3DPD girlfriend
>Cuddling with someone when you can be gaming
>Not just having a bitch you can call around for sex and force her to leave once your games finish updating

>Power goes out
>My ancestors are smiling at me
Imperials, can you say the same?

Lol, implying I want a needy harlot who steals my money.

Yes. I’ve extensively researched electricity on Wikipedia so I could fix it in 5 minutes, easy.

>Power goes out
>Can bend fire
What now watershitters?

>influx of console war threads
Why can't nintendo babs just let go.

Get off this board normalfag. Unless your gf is a gf(male).

>New AAA master piece made with peak industry technology to give us the absoloute best the industry can muster
>Can actually play it
Can you say the same CuckSoy?

>he doesn't have alternator

>power goes out
>UPS kicks on until power is back
Lol

>so(n)yboys literally play all their games in the same spot

Power doesn't go out because I'm not from a third world shithole.

>i live in a third world shithole where power cuts are common enough to affect my console purchases

good for you OP!

>pick up used ps vita for $60
>remote play wherever the fuck you want

i can play my vita oh wait i forgot it has NO FUCKING GAMES

I don't own a Switch, but is it true that the Switch's battery life is atrocious? Might not buy it after all...

nope the battery life is pretty good.
The chick i was sitting next to on a flight from NY to Denver played for the entire flight without it being plugged in.

It depends on the game, flight mode helps too.

>posts shit games
whats the point in looking good if the games suck? The only ok one on there is yakuza

You're right. It lasts half an hour.

...

*bloodbends your ovaries, rendering you infertile*
Eh... nothing personnal

>PlayStation
>Peak industry technology
Good one