/csg/ Chink Shit Reviews

In /csg/ we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

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>Chink Shit Randomiser
chinkshit.xyz/random/

>Chink Shit Wiki:
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general

>Chink Shit Infographic v1.4
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>News
• RN3P works on t-mobile and AT&T so stop asking • Creepy panda ad with a big stuffed panda on Ali • Chinese Shopping autist back again and he's starved for (You)s • NO there are no good chink e-readers. Wait until the e-ink patent ends in 2017 and chinks get access to the parts used by Amazon • user waiting on a bundle of stuff from 11.11, looks like a big haul m8! • user installs CM13 on his RN3P but now his fingerprint scanner doesn't work • Longtime lurker buys Christmas lights for the car dealership where he works nice webm • user left in the dust as older Android TV boxes don't get any updates • user receives a megahaul 32gb sd card meme for his phone clip on lapel mic a cute kazoo and a mousepad • user receives a ton of crap for his RPI3 • user rocking a $15 chink smart watch catching the eyes of honies all around • user recommends a Redcircle 600 for mechanical pens • user claims to have been lurking for "a while", still makes the schoolboy error of using a pre-paid gift card on AliExpress • Somake owner too lazy to look at an old/new picture himself to see if he got chinked • user drinks until blackout drunk, buys spare parts for things he doesn't even own • Cute wrestling suplux costume spotted • Mysterious test post with multicoloured /csg/ image; what could it mean?! • Chink headphone amp recs Previous thread

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dynomighty.com/categories/?mighty-wallet
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howtotao.com/buy-from-taobao/
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Haha you said chink

Just ordered from taobao on my own without an agent, as I figured it was like aliexpress. Does Taobao ship internationally? My card was charged 28$ and that was the price of the item, free shipping I guess? What should I know?

btw I live in the USA

Yo /csg/ I want the Xiaomi Redmi 4, but I can wait for a good deal. Does ali usually have good boxing day sales, or should I just get it now?

Fuck chinks. That is all.

>28 bucks on a toy gun

FUCK THE CHINKS

youtube.com/watch?v=4GNRzwfP7RE

there are many differrent cheap usb sound cards. Some have the same internals, but different cases. Some have same cases, but different internals. Some have coupling capacitors... There is no foolproof way to find out by looking at a picture whether the sound card is the same as another one, unless there is a picture of the internals.

Some cheap USB sound card are missing the needed coupling capacitors in the headphone output. That can break headphones and the sound card due the constant power draw caused by huge DC offset voltage.

Why did you remove the PSA? Way to ruin a perfectly good thread.

>/csg/ Chink Shit Reviews

not Chinese Shopping Buddies

you should see my airsoft collection

i bought it cuz it looked cool and i wanted to shoot my mom and sister with water pellets

>mfw op is a stinky chinky working for aliexpress sellers

You can't fuck your sister, user

Taobao is meant for bulk purchase, you dip

This kind of racist shitposting is what we attract when we refuse to name it chinese shopping

Retard spotted.

>he doesn't have any friends to play water guns with

and who is going to stop me?
that is alibaba you mong

Newfags detected, lurk sum moar faggot

>who is going to stop me?
your own lack of masculinity and crippling insecurity

Because it was a fabrication made up by someone who doesn't understand how cookies or HTML works. Good riddance to stupid uninformed PSA lies.

fuck you chink, MAGA

>hurr durr I'm only pretending to be retarded

then why was i able to only buy one item and be charged for one item?

Enjoy your ban and go back to /r/the_donald, racist.

but youre always welcome to play watersports with me...a...user-kun ^.^

Becuz Autists, when you buy in Bulk on
Taobao, they collate the items from the different
sellers and send it to you in one large package.

That is how you enjoy lower shipping fees, you dips.

Fucking newfags

bought one of these

aliexpress.com/item/SUPER-Fashion-New-DuPont-Tyvek-Paper-Wallets-Waterproof-Purse-Foldable-Bifold-Wallet-For-Men-Women-7/32703405081.html?


exact replicas of mighty wallets
dynomighty.com/categories/?mighty-wallet

i dont get it what are you trying to say i didnt pay any shipping, it was free and i didnt buy bulk

There are reasons why Aliexpress is used for single purchases.

Buyer protection is 'stronger' on Ali tho

>inventing things out of thin air

>tune in to /csg/ in three days time when this user finds out the free shipping will only deliver it to a courier in China and watch his meltdown as he finds out he has to pay $20 to get his water pistol delivered

I wish there was more styles to choose from

im not gonna lie i may actually do that

how would i find out if thats actually the case

you're in for a rude awakening

>And you bought without an agent

what does this mean

>how would i find out if thats actually the case
Check whether you ordered from Taobao or Aliexpress. If you ordered from Taobao then you're going to get fucked on shipping.
There's a reason nobody here orders from Taobao despite its ostensibly lower prices, and it's not because we haven't figured out how Google Translate works.

>when little kids try to buy from a wholesaler II: the taobaoing

I definitely ordered from taobao, thats the website it was explicitly on

oh jesus what am i in for what should i expect

You're going to be asked to pay later.

I know, and its so easy to just print different patterns on it. I don't know why the chinks don't do it though

other than that its exactly like the original

Hello Sup Forumsuys, e/lit/ist here.
I'm looking for a phone to play music and audiobooks on.
Less than $300us, 2gb ram, Android marshmallow, dedicated micro sd card slot. Must have a headphone jack that is sturdy and can have a headphone plugged in and out multiple times.

That is about it, anything matching??

you better ask mummy and daddy for a bigger allowance this week. Maybe mow the lawn or do the dishes to make up the costs you're about to incur.

shipping charges through your anus

>There's a reason nobody here orders from Taobao despite its ostensibly lower prices
Well this is debatable, I'm pulling great bargains with an agent and have been for ages.

>e/lit/ist
>won't read the infographic or wiki

you might need to go back to picture books m8

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wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general/Phones

how much shipping cost are we talking about here

Moto G4+. it's technically chink too.
Don't get the RN3P because it has a shitty, faulty headphone jack and no 4G.

>lit
>is going to read on a tablet
you are a fucking disgrace

its cheaper to just count that $28 as a loss than try to actually get it to you

also depending on what country you are in, prepare to get fucked by customs when your "not a real gun" arrives

i live in the usa

how would i get it to me? i went through and translated everything and got my address and stuff in

Fuck off /lit/ is the most autistic board on this site even surpassing /k/

Reeeeee
fucking chinks, stop seeding more i need my porn delivered too.

Vivo is the best phone for music with TRIPLE DACs, followed by Huawei's Mate 9, Oppo and the ZTE Axon 7.

All of which exceed your budget.

Within your budget, you can try for the UMI Plus E or the Elephone S7 or the Redmeme/meme5s

Not all of them might support your LTE bands
so check with your telcos

That would be Sup Forums, /r9k/ and Sup Forums though
/lit/ is the most tryhard hipster of all the boards.

Can vary, but keep in mind it's not regular "put package in the mail and chill". Your package will be sent to a warehouse serviced by a company that organizes stuff to send in bulk. You'll have to pay for their services just for your little thing.

rough estimate of cost?

That is why you get when you don't buy with a fucking Taobao agent

Here let me show you the noose:
taobaomode.com/tools/shipping_calculator.html

What are you guys talking about, it won't even ship, right?
Taobao only ships to a few certain places, they outright wont ship it to you if you don't live in their 3 designated places.

>chink
Lel

Taobao ships overseas.
Read:
howtotao.com/buy-from-taobao/

Certain vendors on Taobao ships overseas. Saying Taobao ships overseas is like saying craigslist ships overseas.

>taobaomode.com/tools/shipping_calculator.html

those prices arent that bad

i dont know i mean my address is in so now what

Shipping airsofts and anything resembling a gun is going to be tough. US Customs will be all over that shit. Expect probable delays and certain 'hindrances'.

>>But the Chinks will find a way

I can still see your address by the way...

Oh, that must've been added in the past few years, I remember when they had direct shipping only.
>110 chink yen for first KG
That's actually really good, shame they don't ship to europe like that, but my agent's are alright as well.

That's the agents shipping
who the fuck would buy from here what the fuck

wanna fondle eachother and shoot guns senpai

Your name is uncensored on the line above the censor, Jack.

That's not the real price. That's an agent's price, it's what he'd pay if he had actually used one.

But yes now you wait, you'll get a notification on the next payment when it reaches their warehouse.

:3

It is so good when shipping all these shit only cost me 110 RMB

next payment? how many payments are there

Go to Taobao's International Site then

That was so good, then I saw nonremoveable battery

Will think on these, some phones a nice there but the cons... maybe I should take the 10,000mah phone...

Do you guys have anything that isn't xbox huge with a good dac and removable battery?
I already have a regular use phone, so I'm just using this as a mp3/audiobook /some mindless game while on the toilet listening to a book.

sauce?

also fucked since its got a lithium battery in it

mi mix

>nonremoveable battery
Only LG does that nowadays and they all bootloop eventually. Your problem autismo.

What are my fellow CHINK SHIT shoppers buying today?

See:

This phone looks like a masterpiece

your mums prolapsed puss

Some music video Miyazaki did way back when.
vimeo.com/15103971

Can anyone answer my question about boxing day?

Go for the Cubot Dinosaur
aliexpress.com/item/CUBOT-Dinosaur-4150mAh-Battery-Cellphone-MTK6735-Quad-Core-5-5-HD-3G-RAM-16G-ROM-Mobile/32684091523.html

Or the Jiayu S3
aliexpress.com/item/JIAYU-SMARTPHONE-S3-LTE-DUAL-SIM-mtk6752-64-bit-octa-core-5-5-inch-FHD-13mp/2053469876.html

Or the UMI Max
aliexpress.com/item/UMI-Max-4G-LTE-5-5-inch-FHD-4000MaH-Android-6-0-3G-RAM-16G-ROM/32707306341.html

Or the Vernee Mars
aliexpress.com/store/product/Original-Vernee-Mars-Mobile-Phone-Helio-P10-5-5-inch-FHD-Screen-4G-RAM-32G-ROM/2026051_32731345541.html

RUDE

>asks for not xbox huge
>recommends me that
You know mp3 players are usually small right?

Considering some fish stylus on my wishlist

Literally NONE of these phones work in America. not even 3G let alone LTE.

They will find a way.
There was a thread a while back, with an user receiving his Lith Ion Battery in a cheap plastic electronic Toy

>ITT FAG recommends garbage 2 year old chink phones

Maybe you shouldn't have gleefully peppered your original comment with casual sinophobic racism then. It's hurtful, it creates a bad atmosphere and it's just not something you should do here.

I think the most you're going to get out of chink sites in terms of deals is coupons and sales on shit you don't want. I mean it's a market already designed around very low prices and seller competition, you can find the best price at any time but just searching around. what they do for holidays is probably just give sellers the opportunity to move stock they want to get rid of and attach it to (insert foreigner or asian holiday). like most sales of that kind, it's about drawing attention, not actual savings on the items people really want. if you're looking for boxing day deals I would check canadian sites and such, maybe they will rape you less for once.

Why do you bother? You are literally retarded, get out

>Implying he isn't looking in a garbage pile with those specs

>2GB Ram
>Marshmellow OS
>Less than 300 USD
>Removable battery

He's going to listen to books on his tablet.

Which is a different but still terrible problem.

I was looking at the umi.. but I don't know... I need something that can take a few falls without shattering.

The ele is a phablet, I already have a tablet and an everyday use phone. I want something small but powerful to use as an mp3 player.

Why did google stop making there mp3 player brand?
>paying 400$ for a honeycomb device

>You can buy a sd820 flagship phone with 3gb ram for $300 usd