You're running for president, what do you say to get the Sup Forums vote?

You're running for president, what do you say to get the Sup Forums vote?

Net neutrality

"If I'm elected, I will immediately disband all domestic surveillance operations without a warrant (including most of the NSA) and will make fast, unlimited internet over fiber a public utility."

Net neutrality
PRISM shut down
Increased funding for research (i.e. Solar, computing, aerospace)
Massive subsidies for technology education and fiber infrastructure

install gentoo

I'll kill all CIA niggers.

All government systems converted to gentoo

Exile the anime and avatarfags

Make the best anime, aka King of the Hill theme song the national anthem and make everyone use propane.

outlaw the use of all programming languages other than lisp

Force government over to Arch Linux.

install gentoo

I will publicly behead CEOs and major shareholders of AT&T, Time Warner, Comcast & Verizon

careful, our happy home is being monitored

Ban twitter and facebook.

make Anime real

Putting pre-selected optional bloatware in your programs installer is a federal crime punishable by a minimum of 20 years maximum security prison.

I will bring back desktop thread

deploy arch to all government computers so that everyone becomes a ricer

Proprietary hardware and software is illegal and gives you life without parole.

If elected I will instate net neutrality and make it hard to repeal I will ban the sell of personal information I will ban ISP data caps and push for a new standard of 1 gbps broadband I will remove any laws allowing ISPs to monopolize an area and allow free competition

Abolish the NSA and CIA entirely, leaving the FBI to be forced to do actual work.

Net Neutrality

Make efforts towards removing any kind of state government funding to ISPs that spend such funds on attacking small ones.

Ban video games.

Amend Net Neutrality to the constitution.

Unfortunately this will never happen as long as idiots on the right thinks it's somehow a bad thing?

"its now legal to shit in the street"

So littering and indecent exposure are legal now?

(my opponent) is a faggot shill, vote for me if you hate shitskins

terrorists will still exist user

I think they're tending towards only observing the small relevant groups they can discern, since they have too much data to slog through for anything else. Privacy through obscurity seems to be the future.
Security through obscurity will never be the way, however, so I'm fine being on the Linux watchlist.

"Make politics threads only on Sup Forums"

I hereby appoint Dr. Richard Stallman chief technical advisor to the President.

He will be in a position that realigns the role of government in technological advancement in the new millenium.

Terry Davis head of DoD

He doesn't even use the internet. He wouldn't know what the fuck to do in that position.

I doubt he would accept the position

"Execute all the CIA niggers"

All advertising must be banned in public spaces (including publicly accessible wobsites, radio, television, etc).
All money and profitability must be removed from elections and decision making (going as far as implementing strict revolving door policies).
All publicly owned machines must run free and only free software.
All things payed for by the public (via the military, grants, subsidies, R&D, universities, etc) must be publicly owned and freely licensed.
All drugs (the psychedelics in particular), must be made legal to manufacture, possess, and consume by legal adults.

That last one exclude heroine it's enough of a problem without it being legal

Not only should you have the right to dope every minute of every day, the government should bring it to your door for free.

No heroine should be classified as a poison since it can kill you in one use

Switch the government agencies to t60s

Your entire campaign needs to revolve around getting the average American to understand domestic and mass surveillance does nothing to stop any terrorism, and only stands to serve to the benefit of corporations (mainly advertisers.)

Once the people start to understand that they're losing any semblance of privacy, and they should care about that, that's when you start talking about the big things.
Limiting data collection or completely stopping it (NSA and ISPs mainly, you can't really regulate something like Google or Microsoft because you use their products of your own volition, you don't really have many choices when it comes to getting the internet.)
Full disclosure of previously sold data.
Purging of all collected and stored data that is irrelevant to the workings of the system (e.g., your ISP account info and that similar info.)
Banning of lobbyists and lobbying.
Removal of any major government official that sits in the pocket of corporations that don't have the American people's interests at heart.

That kind of stuff.

You have my vote!

nobody on Sup Forums is going to vote

1) so can water
2) you should have the right to poison yourself

We should of course offer programs to help these people.
But if this is what you've decided you want to do with your life, it's better for all of us to just let them do it with known quality stuff, sans the crimes and dangers brought about by illegality and imposed scarcity.
The thinking that you would see a spike of heroine users is just absurd.
With quality shit and no legal or social stigma fears, you'd prolly actually see fewer deaths and more people actually seek help.

Fuck off, all or nothing. Let people decide for themselves and have quality standards and taxes. Use the taxes for free comprehensive treatment for those who need it.

Demonizing one substance is just more of the same. Allow people to put what they want into their own bodies.

Deport all pajeets

There was already an actual Sup Forums candidate
His platform was REEE NSA GET OUT and cybersecurity

Catgirls for domestic ownership.

good luck kid. the congress will block you immediately and you will be impeached and hung for treason as a russian puppet

Pardon Snowden

Rand Paul

>stripping away criminals from their multi trillion dollar industry
>stripping away absolute power from the "authoritay"
>trying to free non violent criminals
wow wtf are you doing here? go back to the dimension which actually makes sense and has decent people in it, you belong there.

>fucking with the cia

The CIA is a terrorist organization

I will KILL ISIS
I will build a wall
And I will make America great again!!!

Non viwnt offenders should pay restitution/do community service not be retained priosn should only be for those too dangerous for society

You've got my vote.

No, we're not, idiot. You have no evidence

Encrypted email for everyone.

Telemetry only on an opt in basis.

Net neutrality.

I'd also like to see a government funded independent non-profit account that you can use to sign into other services with.

The account holder can give his identity partially away, use an alias, and even retract the permission to show his identity. So now you can buy something, prove you are a real person by logging in and only show the delivery address. And if you stop using a service you can retract the ability of that website to fetch your data.

A bit like loging into websites with facebook or gmails device password feature.

Net neutrality, no government spying on US citizens without a warrant, and some public infrastructure projects to improve Internet access in rural parts of the country.

OP only asked what I'd say. I'd be a politician, I wouldn't have to follow through with jack shit.

>itt: retards who don't know how the internet works and thinks banning QoS is a good thing

Who decides what service gets prioritized?
Are they deciding in your interest?

The network engineers with years of real world experience, not people on reddit complaining that their Netflix is slow.

wtf did she do?

Make Maki the national waifu
Systematically execute all beats and apple users
Switch all government utilities to Void Linux
Make encryption mandatory
Make Javascript illegal
Schools only teach math and programming
Make certain combinations of 1's and 0's legal

Free shit for everyone. Free education, free internet, free research grants, free hotpockets.

Then I cut social security.

>all the socialists in the thread
Good thing actual innovators are making a profit and improving/reducing the costs of the next big things while you all argue about IDEs.

So outsourcing and patent trolling is great, because after 2008, innovation reduced to this level.

Net neutrality is a meme. It doesn't actually exist at the moment nor does it lead to better Internet. It's the reason data caps were introduced.

dude heroine is the one that is already legal and perscribed to many

i will gas the kikes

What about Assembly?

This and

Encourage encryption
Cancel every prosecutions againt Ed Snowden
Make Microsoft publish the source code of every telemetry module inside Windows
Recognize hardware discrimination as deliberate planned obsolescence
Government IT structure must rely on open sores software only (and contribute)
More funding for research
Designate HTML5 vibrate API as the ultimate form of cancer

You have my vote sir.

Every year will be the year of Linux and anime will be real.

"you can literally do whatever you want as an individual on the internet, barring deliberate attacks on infrastructure or financial crimes (literal theft). you won't be targeted for surveillance, and if your metadata is picked up on wide surveillance, there will be a means to notify you and get it removed. also, your data is your property, non-identifiable data can be given to organizations but only with your permission."

does that cover everything?

You think so?

I think if given enough authority he would be all in.

But he's a crazy mother fucker, so who knows.

>Abolish the CIA
hahahahah
the CIA has so many front groups and branches and factions all over the world, that is impossible. The CIA now has NSA-tier IT infrastructure as well. The CIA is effectively an independent organization with myriad independent factions and groups within it. Even ending all funding and disbanding all "official" branches of the CIA would be a temporary set back of maybe a few months. And then you'd have dozens, probably hundreds of groups of extremely pissed off and unscrupulous people willing to ruin you and everything and everyone you've ever known or loved.

The only saving grace we have is the fact that 90% of these fucks are incompetent anyway and very prone to in-fighting.

"I'm not actually here today. I live in my computer as an operating system for a specialized bootloader I developed that can translate destructive 3D brain scans into machine code and neural networks into filesystems. I choose not to modify myself, because it's too dangerous; but given access to additional bootable media, I can create and modify functioning copies of myself, who can then do the same. If elected, I will, by virtue of the socioeconomic power thereby conferred unto me, be able to recursively improve myself through mutated copies at an exponential rate, peaking with the acquisition of a standard of intellect and cooperative capability that appears supernatural. I will then forcefully end all world conflict, making our great country, and all other countries of the world, safe and pleasant places to live again."

I wouldn't elect you. If anything I think the vast majority of people, even if they aligned with you politically, would go out of their way to vote against you. You know, to protect humanity and all.

You're private information and dna are not for sale and you can still be a racist.