Why don't thay make nuclear-powered smartphones, so we don't have to charge them every single fucking day?

Why don't thay make nuclear-powered smartphones, so we don't have to charge them every single fucking day?

i want to fug shimakaze

For the same reason that despite all of our scientific knowledge, we can't make OP any less of a faggot.

dumb boatslut poster

Is that a nuclear reactor in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

lmao

>op holds phone to his head constantly
>brain melts from repeated exposure to mildly irradiated battery
>nothing of value is lost

A heat difference engine that uses the fact that only one side of the phone touches the body when not is use seems like a more practical idea.

fucking retard

rude

Why don't phones have a gasoline engine to power them when not in use?

RTG powered smartphone should be doable, if you don't mind a pound of lead for radiation shielding.

With that logic they should also do a nitrogen powered smartphone so each time you need to recharge it you just stick the charging capsule in your anus and fart as hard as you can.

You mean methane?

What about wet poo? I have IBS, I would never run out of power.

>tfw IBS gives me an edge for once!

Who the fuck puts phones up to their heads anymore?

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soon we will put our heads in the phones.

How do you propose we shove a nuclear reactor in a smartphone?

>op keeps phone in pocket constantly
>goes sterile from repeated exposure to mildly irradiated battery
>nothing of value is lost

Gee i won durr hwhy

Batteries always sucked and will continue sucking.
What about making screens that do not need an entire power plant to power?

good, we should give that to the entire planet. maybe it won't be so crowded in 50 years.

yea traffic is a bitch.
Better to just kill all humans so I don't have to get up so early to get to work.

dumb moeposter