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In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, Taobao, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

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>Chink Shit Wiki
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>Chink Shit Infographic
chinkshit.xyz/infographic.pdf

>News
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dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4438366/Madeleine-McCann-snatched-sold-to-Doogee-factory.html
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gizmodo.com/5655527/man-drowns-after-Doogee-gps-guides-him-into-a-lake
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worldipreview.com/news/alibaba-tip-off-sees-2-9m-worth-of-fake-cosmetics-seized-13852
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Looking to buy the redmi note 3 pro.


but where can i get the coupons for discount? i can even register a new account on ali if that helps.


thanks.

That's the old model, get a Redmi Note 4.

I need to buy a few Doogee Shoot 1

Best place to buy?

Need to order about 20, these things are so amazing, selling like hotcakes, everyone knows how good they are

i heard it has less ram and no snapdragon. looks better tho.

buy the cheapest Amlogic S905 box you can find then below $30 and they have very decent linux support apart from some models with obscure wifi

dafuq is the dooggee that good? im buying one then

You heard wrong.

k thanks, looking into it

idk man still hoped xiaomi would surprise us but they played it safe i guess, maybe even too safe.

zuk 2 looks banging hot but i need 5.5 inch.

>buying Doogee, ever

Dental receptionist, 22, dies from cancer 6 months after purchasing a Doogee Shoot 1 smartphone
dailymail.co.uk/health/article-4439266/Woman-dies-cancer-after-buying-Doogee.html

Madeleine McCann was 'snatched by smugglers and sold to China' says ex-detective as tourist tells of seeing an 'identical' girl in Doogee factory
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4438366/Madeleine-McCann-snatched-sold-to-Doogee-factory.html

Asking this again

James Donkey
s.aliexpress.com/y2qAv6bi

Razer Deathadder
s.aliexpress.com/VFFZbmue

Microsoft Intellimouse Explorer 3.0
s.aliexpress.com/FrqeMRVf

Motospeed V40
s.aliexpress.com/6jiiuEbq

Motospeed V30
s.aliexpress.com/Zj2Yrum2

doesnt matter famalam that price/performance ratio is to die for

The g400 that was linked seems genuine enough. One of the reviewers says the sensor is genuine, I trust the review since he complained the screws are hidden under the large skates. The guy was a mx518 fanatic as well so that gives him a bit more validity in my opinion. The software detects it as real and adjustments work plus the pictures show all the logos and buttons are either real or close enough not to know the difference.
The only real difference from a genuine g400 is the wire which looks like its from the g400s, but in my opinion that's a good thing since the wire was a common failure point on the original.
If you really want a g400 then go for it. If not then the mice in the other reply are good as well.

fuck it
i'll buy 25 spinners from alibaba and see how fucked it'll be

i'll buy one for 3€ when you don't sell them all

Fuck off Zuk shill

>fake tracking number for the wrong fucking shipping company
how do I know if I'm getting chinked? how do you see if the tracking number is legit? I think I'm getting chinked too but, I want to make sure.

zuk shill? nigga dat 5.0 is way too fucking small, zuk fucked up, if they had gone the extra 0.5 i would buy zuk and it would be amazing but it aint so gtfo.

>how do I know if I'm getting chinked?
can't

>way too fucking small
it has the golden size of the Nexus 5, ergo it's perfect. If you want a bigger one, you're obviously trying to compensate.

Who else has thier chinkshit in the box of blurry wonders?

>Dental receptionist, 22, dies from cancer 6 months after purchasing a Doogee Shoot 1 smartphone
>Doctors eventually found the cancer she had treated as a teenager had returned
You don't just "cure" cancer, if you have it, you're gonna die of it sooner or later.

>tourist tells of seeing an 'identical' girl in Doogee factory
kek will they ship a bonus loli if I buy a dozen of these shitty phones?

zuk obv made zuk for tiny chinks with tiny hands that can hold a maximum of 5 inches in their hand or else it will kill them.

for a master race white a 5.5 is a minimum, sorry chinks.

What is a good chink tablet? Something linuxable, x86 or ARM32/64, I don't want no Android bullshit.

I plan on using it as a mobile shitposting platform with a separate USB keyboard. All it needs is wifi, USB ports, and not too shitty battery life.

>Doogee
>shitty phones

Xiaomi shill fuck off

>I blindly believe URLs

>master race white a 5.5 is a minimum
Nexus 5 has the golden ratio. Ergo you're wrong.

Wait a sec... what the fuck, are you trying to chink me? those links are crafted:

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4438366/Real-Hillary-Clinton-Lesbian-Sex-Tape-Leaked-in-DNC-Leaks-Hits-XHamster-on-Aprils-Fool.html

It's not funny.

Good job sherlock

>GPS totally fucked
yeah sure that's a great idea FOR A MOBILE DEVICE

not everyone is a pokemon GO addicted autist like you, faggot

No but some people go out, and even like on holidays and trips and shit, and it's nice to find your way.

Faggot.

gizmodo.com/5655527/man-drowns-after-Doogee-gps-guides-him-into-a-lake

New to buying chinkshit and recently bought OTG cable and an some other little things from gearbest, how do I go about tracking the where abouts of my parcel? gearbest tracking on their site doesnt really give much info.

Also any recommendations on a cheap backlit keyboard? I can touch type but it would be nice to be able to see the keys in the dark

Read the infographic

Meeeeeee

Oh right of course, thanks

So that just arrived, £28 ebay

How does it differ from the original?

you can't tell me you've never used your phone to navigate in a foreign city.

navigation is an essential part of phones, something you dont need every day but when you need it, it should work, it's not too hard to make it right.

>Hold on, who got Sup Forums in my Gizmodo?
I don't care how stupid a person's actions appear to be after reading 2 paragraphs about how they died, ridiculing them for it is wrong.
>Nobody here has any idea exactly what factors caused this. all we know is some poor guy died in the grip of agony and terror, while his friend narrowly escaped with his life.
>I expected a few rogue comments, considering the inexorable link these stories always have to the GPS that was guiding them. I am truly shocked, however, to see almost every damned comment can be paraphrased with "lol what a tard".
>We're supposed to be civilized here, damn it!

You have a Cumberland in Australia?

Recommend me a good, cheap, chink mouse /csg/

>all these sites have health and beauty tabs
>Makeup
>skin care
>mfw I think about it

I barely trust the USB sticks I sometimes buy. I don't really think people buy this stuff and rub it on their face, right?

What the hell is a Cumberland? I'm from Australia though

...

I recommend reading the thread.

Apparently in New south wales. Even though mine was blurry I censored it just in case :^)

Oh you were asking if there is a place called Cumberland in Aus, yeah, i'm from QLD though

I zoomed in as much as I could and I can make out what it says but thats only because I know my own address so I didnt bother, I can see why someone would though

Is the deathadder off this genuine?

Are the intellimice legit ? I really want to get one

Yes, Razer Synapse recognises them

Afaik they're real Intellimouse sensors in chink cases

Whats the current /csg/ approved meme chinkphone under 150€? I bought my Redmi 3s some months ago for 130 bucks and I'm super happy with it but I can't find something similar for the price now.

do we have any trustworthy chink DAC/AMPs?
Or maybe it wont be necessary with the superlux hd681evo i am buying.

+1 am also interested

Hey /csg/! I bought this chinkphone recently:

aliexpress.com/item/Freeshipping-4G-3G-Network-MANN-5S-Waterproof-Phone-4050-mAh-Snapdragon-MSM8926-Android-Phone-5inch1GB-8GB/32230130561.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_5_10152_10065_10151_10068_10136_10137_10060_10138_10155_10062_10156_10154_10056_10055_10054_10059_10099_10103_10102_10096_10148_10147_10109_10052_10053_10142_10107_10050_10051_10084_10083_10080_10082_10081_10110_10111_10176_10112_10113_10114_5110016_10181_10078_10079_10073_10070_10123_10124-10050_10112,searchweb201603_1,ppcSwitch_5&btsid=350b0849-f1b4-466c-8b01-e355f0477531&algo_expid=9f644c06-b9cb-4067-a20e-7f09d2ef7011-1&algo_pvid=9f644c06-b9cb-4067-a20e-7f09d2ef7011

I'm a trucker so I decided to get something more robust. It's probably too bulky for most people, unless you're really concerned about breaking your phone.
The only design flaw I found so far is that most headphone jacks don't reach the socket because of the waterproofing hatch. My old samsung earbud jack fit it though.
It came with a clean install of Android 7 with no bloat except for the usual google apps.

Also, I bought my last phone in 2011 so I'm pretty out of the loop. Can anyone tell me what how to root this thing? I tried kingo and it didn't work. Is there some kind of braindead easy way to root chinkphones that isn't a chink botnet.
Also do Lucky Patcher and Xposed work on Nougat? Sorry for asking for tech support.

Cant go wrong with Redmi Note 4 / Redmi 4 Prime

>Afaik they're real Intellimouse sensors in chink cases
Actually scratch that, I was thinking about these Steelseries Intellimice

ebay.com/itm/121179666270

Lad I know got one of those rugged meme chinkphones and it broke withn 2 months. May as well get a proper phone and a case desu

Ik takasta is legit af but what exactly is this ?

I'm looking at a 4 prime/pro/whatever for 146€, is it worth it over a 4x for 123?
Also whats the point of having so many models with so little variation in price or specs Xiaomi? confusing potential customers?

Xiaomi 3-axis stabilizer Mijia released and priced at 106€. Looks kind of different in comparison to other gimbal stabilizers, and hopefully there will be a video review soon.

where can i buy a chink wife

Get a Note 4x, Redmi 4 Prime is for manlets

The phone is for my girlfriend.

Please tell me if you find it.

Yes, it's worth it for the SD625 SoC alone, it's more powerful AND more power efficient than the SD435 in the 4X.

Redmi 4a for $90
shipping costs me $0 because my sister is going on a vacation to Taj Mahal Land
amazon.in/b?ie=UTF8&node=12177423031

No Xposed on Nougat (yet), Lucky patcher should work

4pda.ru/forum/index.php?showtopic=815243

>got a cheap knock-off snes controller
>when i use it on my phone it loads a NES controller key layout

Son of a bitch. That's 4 buttons i can't use like this.
This phone isn't even rooted so i can't mess arround with the files.

Does this Redmi 4A come with mSD slot?

Where's the episode 2 of /csg/ podcast?

>With the Redmi 4A, you can keep your personal and private lives separate. Featuring Dual SIM card slots, you can use the phone to send and receive calls and messages from two phone numbers. Alternatively, if you use only one SIM card, you can use the second slot for a microSD card of up to 128GB, giving you near unlimited storage space for your data.

Why do only chinkphones have multiple sim slots?

Any good voice recorders for lectures?

your phone

he was right. the original note 4 usee helios processor. only later when they released the note 4x or still calling it as note 4 in other countries that it has snapdragon processor

what did they mean by this

BIG THICK HORSECOCK

Where to get the blue cherry mx when situated in the Netherlands? Blues are good for typing right?

Just get one of the clone brands instead of the Cherry branded ones.

5.0 is the perfect size.

I have the redmeme note 3 and I feel 5.5 is too big, feels really clunky in the pocket sometimes, Hard to use with 1 hand.

Pretty jelly of my gfs redmeme 4, hopefully redmeme 5 gets announced soon so I can jump on that meme.

link

lazy nigger

My KZ ZS3 just arrived today. This is my first time gotten into chink shit

Guess how they get to that price: by using factory defect screens that ship with and/or develop dead pixels very quickly.

>Awaiting shipment

Hurry up chinks

is it really fabric embroidery or is that paper. link if former pls

blues are good for annoying anyone nearby

worldipreview.com/news/alibaba-tip-off-sees-2-9m-worth-of-fake-cosmetics-seized-13852
>A tip-off by e-commerce company Alibaba led Chinese authorities to seize RMB 20 million ($2.9 million) worth of counterfeit cosmetics in the country.

Jack Ma is ratting out cheap chink shit sellers REEEEEE

Recommend me a bluetooth headphones/earphones. I value battery more because I just listen to lectures.

jack wants its customers to stay alive and happy, while the chinkers just want a quick buck.

What are you guys waiting for?

1MORE Triple Driver
Xiaomi Pen and refills
Xiaomi stickers
Fume Extractor (for soldering)

It's real fabric, linen/cotton according to the item description. Definitely not paper.
s.aliexpress.com/r6RBJRNn

you guys haven't heard of Fiio or HiFiman?

OP fag didn't include my 100 pcs deals in news so ill share them again:


>Micro fiber cloth 100 pcs
ebay.com/itm/100PCS-Microfiber-Cloth-Sunglasses-Phone-Screen-Camera-Lens-Glass-Cleaning-Tools-/201653628841

>50 Wet / 50 dry wipes 100 pcs
aliexpress.com/item/100pcs-set-50-Wet-50-Dry-Camera-Lens-LCD-Screens-Dust-Removal-Wet-Dry-Cleaning-Cloth/32799915005.html

>Alcohol wipes 100 pcs
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>Sim card ejaculators 100 pcs
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>Zip ties 100 pcs
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>Fishing hooks 100 pcs
aliexpress.com/item/100-Pcs-10-Sizes-Fishing-Fish-Lures-Hooks-Baits-Tackle-Sharpened-Needle-With-Box-Cheap-Fishing/32800916453.html

>Chink baby diapers to satisfy your fetishes, 100 pcs
ebay.com/itm/100Pcs-Bag-Disposable-Infant-Cotton-Diaper-Urine-Mats-Cover-Newborn-Baby-Nappy-/262944363456

>Cotton swabs 100 pcs
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>Plastic gloves 100 pcs
aliexpress.com/item/Utility-100-pcs-Polyethylene-Food-Service-transparent-Disposable-Gloves/32756569364.html

>Paper clips 100 pcs
aliexpress.com/item/100PCS-Mini-Paperclips-Office-Simple-Easy-Plain-Paper-Clips-29mm-School-Stationery-Supplies-Accessories-Organizer-Polished/32757246783.html

Is there a good chink tablet, or should I get a Wacom? I need something small and cheap, but with good sensitivity. Will use it for 3d sculpting.

>>Sim card ejaculators 100 pcs
what?