/Canada/

I won't stop until this general catches on edition

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/balt/..

gtfo

est-ce que tu parles francais?

I tried this in the fall of 2014. had a few good threads at first, but it never caught on after that.

makes no sense because Canadians are the third most numerous posters on Sup Forums

You are the cancer killing my country

>A FUCKING LEAF

No pig latin allowed

Actually you're in MY country

ask a Quebecan in Poland anything

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Quebecan? You mean Quebecois?

i like the quebecan more even tho is not right quebecois gives me cancer

W E S T C O A S T N I G G A S

>He doesn't want a hockey watching asian gf

WE
WUZ
CANADIENS
N
SHIEET

What are you doing in Poland m8?

You again. Stop claiming Canada.

trip around Europe people of color count = 0

Nice

I wanna die so bad

Don't do it, you have plenty to live for. Like shitposting.

Icelander Leaf Ericson found Vinland now gib rightful snow

Lord spare us from the icelanders

>Don't do it, you have plenty to live for. Like shitposting.

Tbh Iceland is one of the few countries we could take in a fight. We should colonize them, impose apartheid, make them second class citizens in their own country. Might be a fun afternoon.

Icelandic Coast Guard>Royal Navy>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Canadian Navy

Canadian empire, when?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turbot_War


ICELAND BTFO

Are you ready to deal with us once Trump is elected?

Also, do you enjoy that we disguise ourselves as you when we visit Europe?

You mean Spain

Soon brother.

I like Trump. I don't mind about the flag thing but I think it's silly. I met a girl in France on a train with our flag on her bag, she said she was from Toronto, I asked where in Toronto she said "Right by the big tower" lmao.

>a fucking leaf

Hi Nigel

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why not make it /cad/ rather than /canada/

because it gives other flags opportunities to make fun of us
>implying I want to be called a canadian ass dildo

>/cad/
youtube.com/watch?v=6MGMqP1oPAE

SMELLY DUMB ICELANDER SCUM OUT

CANADA
FUCK
YEAH

desu our cunt is really boring we need some niche topic to talk about

Neat

Québec

I wish to one day feel the sweet embrace of frostbite that can only be brought by anglo canadian winter

Who /FOUND A JOB/ here?

I'm working on it fAm. Got something lined up

Whatchu got?

>tfw need to start looking
>tfw keep getting sidetracked

Why is procrastinating so fun?

Chill restie job

Starting first cycle of roids this summer too, glad I got a job so I don't have to take it out of my savings

Do it man, you'll feel 10x better.

Not having a job is nice for a little while but fuuuck the lack of money or actual structure to your day

Canada is in the news in Finland today

yle.fi/uutiset/retrospective_a_finn_joins_a_young_justin_trudeau_for_an_african_road_trip__and_years_of_friendship/8905930

is this -cum-

Jesus christ.

He really is a meme

Nein

Canada and Australian should just merge their generals together

Get your old flag back, Canda-kun.

What about stab wound fucking?

wew

That flag looked so good

The cold is comfy.

Maple syrup was a mistake

Do people just believe any ol twitter photoshop nowadays?

not a fan

Tatted on my back, full color RT

Ontario flag if this makes you feel better

New witcher dlc out today lads

Twitter is kind of ridiculous

Fuck the witcher that games combat and movement is straight trash

>he's unironically believed it's real since first seeing it
>muh Sup Forumsellectual

LOL ontario HIVEMIND MASTER RACE

muh bro

>Fuck the witcher that games combat and movement is straight trash

Yeah it gets pretty bad after the blood starts drying and gets all sticky but if you just throw on some gypsy tears it feels great

>implying....

I don't know what the fuck you just said kid but you special

>FUCKING WHEAT FIELDS

Heh, nothing personell kid

Still haven't figured out how to shit without using half a roll of toilet paper

Quintessential Canadian reading

very nice

Keep your asshole open until all the shit falls out don't pinch it

I fucking hate this place.

wipe before you shit

I can't help the pinch, it's out of my control my ass just does that

Why would you wipe before?

Anyone ever been to hamilton? I live there, it's complete shit but I love it desu. Whites are a minority here now

Bruh i'm on barton rn tell me about it

Shit man. Ajax here.

Why did we destroy all our cities?

We need black ski masks,ar 15s and moltovs
we could fix it up real quick

Nice try RCMP agitator.

>niche
s-so...when can we expect weedman to legalize drawings?

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never been but i heard the downtown is shit.
I also spoke to this tow truck driver who grew up there and he said it was even worse in the 60s-70s

Those names hurt my brain

don't think, feel
practice some anal breathing

youtube.com/watch?v=CPAHQsvlCLk

>TFW want to buy le Balaclava just for a meme but scared of getting put on a watchlist for ordering it online or buying it in a store during Summer

What do?

Would be interesting to see desu.

Wish there was some kind of computer program that could accurately simulate alternate history scenarios.

the Cons made it illegal to where them if the police say you're gathering is now a riot

but technically you could just say you identify as a muslim woman and they could do nothing, but that would get you watch listed.

Fuck it user. I'm going full meme warrior, I'm buying a black beret, aviators, balaclava, army fatigues, pic related as a patch, an SKS and 1500 rounds of ammunition.

Then I'm going to go camping and live out my ridiculous commie fantasies.

I guess you could buy it with bitcoin and order it to a drop house, kek

I want to wear it with my BDU jacket and pants to roleplay as mercenary army man