Be American

>be American
>see black kid falling in gorilla's pit
>gorilla adopts protective attitude
>takes care of black kid
>whatdo.exe
>get stressed because thinking isn't a part of my daily routine
>SHOOT THE GORILLA
>mfw he meme 'be American, get shot' applies even to fucking gorillas.

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>be black and american
>see this in news
>see that the zoo keeper is white
>accuse him of racism
I am not even kidding. BLM already is organizing a protest. All because black people are horrible parents.

The fact that blacks are Tumblrifying themselves is pretty shitty, but what I mean is, why shoot the gorilla? All memes aside, I know it's an animal and that they die by the thousands each day, but I want to understand why they did that.

Thats nothing. In Brazil, a fucking autistic kid put his hand in a tiger cage, and lost it. Same butt hurt...

Because tranquilizers aren't instant
They pretty much had a choice between shooting the ape and getting the child or leaving the ape and waiting for the tranqs to set in, hoping nothing happens to the kid

Personally I would have left the ape
No doubt it would've been a better parent than the grotesque animals that raised the child up til then

I agree that they shouldn't have shot the gorilla (parents are to blame), but it's also true that the gorilla was harassing the kid, and animalists are trying to hide that by showing videos where those scenes were cut.

>trusting non-human primates
>ever
Gorillas are unpredictable and big ones like that can crush skulls on a whim. They did the right thing, as nasty as it was.

>zoo doesn't shoot gorrilla
>zoo uses tranq
>gorrilla kills kid in a fit of frenzy before the tranquillizers set in
>people claim racism because zoo didn't do more to save a black child
You know that is how these people would've reacted. Shooting it was the best option to save the kid.

>thinking humans are any better

I know how gorillas behave, and the gorilla was being protective. The thing is that gorillas just aren't people, so their way of being protective isn't the same as ours. The full footage shows the gorilla dragging the kid through the water. Whereas a baby gorilla (sorry for the expression, I don't know if there'a word for that) would have kept at its parent's pace, the kid just couldn't do it, so it looked like aggressive behaviour when it just wasn't.

Well, that's also true

Humans are most definitely better. Try to morally reason with an angry gorilla and let me know how it works out.

What kind of a zoo puts tigers in cages that allow kids to reach inside?
What a fucking shithole...

The type that believes in natural selection.
A mentally retarded with only one arm probably will not bread.

>Try to morally reason with an angry gorilla and let me know how it works out
Try to morally reason with an angry person and let me know how it works out

*an angry nigger

>be Harambe
>picking at nits and lice and shit
>making sure mah bitches be in check, cause im alpha
>flinging shit, eating watermelon and showin mah teefs... it's a days work
but i get buy
>the watermelon is to die for, it's really awesome and the ppls love it
>out of FUCKING NO WHERE
>FUCKING TACO!!!!!
>*hambags* screaming at me from above
>some cunt screams "I am ur mother bb"... makes no sense
>I need to drag this new taco to a new place away from that screaming motherfucker
>shit shit shit where do i take the taco????
>hambags and tacos still screaming at me
>pat the taco on the head
>former friend yells at me "put the taco down!"
>confused
>reassure my new taco that we will be friends and 'sorry for my rough shit, I dont know who I am'
>He said "I love you"
"I love you to br-"

>I know how gorillas behave

do you really think you know better than the experts?

I've done it a few times and it does work, not all the time but I bet it works a lot more than reasoning with something which doesn't even have a language.

Didn't expect to feel a feel here

I guess they mistook it for a hairy nigger

...

>American zookeeper kills a Brazilian that was just taking care of an in risk child
Oh wow guys what the fuck.

Racism.

WTF I hate America now

Why I find this gorilla so attractive?
he looks very human to me

He's our distant cousin, Pierre

>The boy had gotten into the enclosure by going under a rail, through wires and over a moat wall, according to the zoo.
Piece of shit kid broke the rules
Someobe has to pay

You might just have a Brazilian bodybuilder fetish

You calling me a Homo, Mario?

Just wait until this cunt does what everyone else does in the Americas (It wasn't my fault) give me your money.

I wish people would take ownership of their mistakes.

Congo was a great movie.

>being this buttmad about literal nigger animals

>be american
>get shot

>tfw no harambe bf

It was

Nice, well done algeria...

Post video.

Chimpanzees are nigger tier animals. Not gorillas

>Ar*b
Go blow yourself up

This
Fucking Nigger child molesting the Humble King of the Jungle

what kind of kid falls into a Gorilla pit?

I say let him stay there if he wishes to act like an animal.

bit rude mate

A mexican kid apparently...

Experts have said they should have tried to offer fruit or some other items as an exchange and call into question the shooting

gorillas and known to smash the brains out of baby gorillas by tossing them like ragdolls

waiting for him to respond positively is a risk

What a fucking retard.
I hope the family gets some sort of punishment for this.

how is it even possible to fall into a gorilla pit? Arent there fences or anything?

Its an obvious choice in the america. But i'm more amazed that the kid didn't get shot.

Typical americans, destroying the life of an endangered species.

>trusting non-human primates
>ever
I know, they can't even look after their own children

>to save a black child
It was a nigger? Should have know. I was lukewarm about it, know I'm positive: they should have let the Gorilla be.

Humans are known to hijack air planes and fly them into skyscrapers because of an Invisible Magician From The Sky. Killing the monkey was a dumb move.

it's not a monkey

and we cannot speak to gorillas as we can another human, this is not a good comparison

He just crawled under the fence to that gladiator pit

They can't build zoos in usa apparently

These are the parents

Are you a white woman? It might be in your genes.

The kid probably felt right at home then

>SHOOT THE GORILLA

To be honest, the Gorilla was a larger target than the kid.

>something went wrong
>newb sniper

entirely irrelevant

Fucking is there anything that doesn't get shot in America?

Well, it seems we couldn't get the kid to listen so I guess it's a good comparison.

feels you cunt

Ok, I'm fucking triggered.

I like the part

>gorilla reaches into kids crotch
>feels around
>stands him up backside to him
>tries to take his pants off

He knew this kind of opportunity was once in a life time chance.

>tiger cage
>lion
>Brazilian education.

I was trying to come up with a witty answer but I couldn't. Everything which has ever existed in America has been shot.

imagine the PR for the zoo if the gorilla literally fucking killed a child. animals are unpredictable, you CANNOT take that risk.
they did the right thing

you fucking spastic...

Poland always sees things in reverse.

Apparently the kid was able to take the risk to get into a fucking gorilla's pit.

Ok I tried to avoid being racist but god damn they look like gorillas themselves. No wonder the kid got in there, he probably just thought his dad was in jail again and wanted to visit him. But much like his real dad in the future, the evil white man killed his father figure.

Imagine the PR for the zoo if a kid manage to fall into the gorilla pit

>saving a black turd
why? the gorilla would have thought it was his son.

Black "people" are fucking retarded.

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oops wrong quote, sorry.. poland

I'm half expecting the parents to turn around and sue the zoo for emotional distress.

...

you mean the kid was trying to fuck the gorilla?

sure...w-w-why not?

It is going too happen....

However;

The mother said on Facebook that "accidents happen" that might change the tilt of any legal negligence or viability... she is a dumb cunt either way. Bitches never keep their mouths shut.

Who thought it was a good idea to build a cage like that at a zoo?

Edgy. Join the FARC, faggot.

>Gorilla takes better care of baby than niggers
I'm starting to doubt the theory of evolution.

Because if a primate makes a better parent than black people then that would mean we would had devolved before evolving again.

....the mother of the potential ape bait lol

Everyone who thinks shouting the Gorilla wasn't the right idea should have their children given to a Gorilla. Then we'll be able to get some hard stats on whether or not the Gorilla is danegrous.

>Poland
>pedo
Yep everything checks out.

In the gorilla world, you have to look after a baby for it not to die in infancy
In our world, you can literally feed a baby nothing but McDonald's, drop it into zoo enclosures, and keep it alive via hospitals - so we've become complacent

Dont worry Im sure mr Shekelburg Attorney At Law has already contacted the parents

this is a win win case.

>American """""""education"""""""

>Everyone who proposed a solution to a problem which was never desirable in the first place should get themselves in the same problem

Yes, makes sense.

>animal Lovers gonna hate murcah too now

Join us brother! Japan can come too.

you burgurs sure got stuck in the """"""""""devolving"""""""""""""" phase then

>Niggermoor getting fannyflustered.
You'll never be as cool as your little brother.

Again, American """""education"""""

>shouting the Gorilla

Their is some thing called "provocation". I would yell and scream, but I am just as primitive as those things that are in captivity that I claim too understand, to kill an animal that shows mannerisms and emotions similar to ours is barbaric.

meh, we kill each other by the millions every century

Nature Is A Bitch

And So Is This World

This is so understated...

>I'm not willing to risk proving my theories myself, but you should totes just accept what I say
Right back at you, coward

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Keep meming kid, you are only digging your grave deeper.

Do you want them to do what the Indians did in this situation? youtube.com/watch?v=7fc1qMZYMHM

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he snuck under a fence and through wire while unsupervised by his mother, i mean come on dude