USA edition
/balt/ + /ausnz/
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good edition
dumb faggot delet this right now
*hands over crumpled 5 dollar note*
>delet dis
nah
First balt post.
autism edition
last balt post hopefully
I hopefully balted your moms post last sunday, if you know what i mean
what did he mean by this?
he means ur gay
want to be gay together then?
Kek
Good morning.
bad morning
nah
suit yourself gaybo
ok faggot
>mfw I can't see who liked me on okcupid
>mfw I hope it's the girl who I'm talking to but if it's not then I like her and it's too eager
its me.
reminder u will never have a qt gf
rude dubs
le epic joke xD
tripstonia
Ha
dubi
dubi
TRIPI
tfw no bf
haha child grape
>tfw no bf to fight me cunt
Is the user who did 3x30 squats still here?
sell yourself
pls
I need a girlfrend
more than anything
those dubs are proof
what up bb
>okcupid
ok nerd LOL
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You stay away from our women, invader.
gf here
ama
>tfw I finally manage to infiltrate a group of friends at uni
It only took me 2 and a half years, they even help me out with assignments and this girl goes out of her way to talk to me.
I think I can become a normie lads
how'd you do it lad
Maybe you were one all along.
just wait until you accidentally expose your power level or call the girl mom by accident
This hoe won't stop texting and I haven't even fucked her yet, literally texts me every night saying she's touching herself thinking about me
Seems life is rough for you.
She just sent me a snapchat of her in the bath
but im a guy :(
just by being myself :^)
this
Post a pic of her and we'll guide you what to do
I can't screenshot a snapchat cause it'll notify her
there's third party apps for that
>mom
foy
just say you need it for a wank later
Its gone now, it was just the standard legs in the bath picture, I'll ask her if I can screenshot the next 1
Latvia has Krauklis
Australia has the funposter guy with the cheeky grin
What are the other Baltic nations' mascots?
i just press like 100 times on tinder because idgaf and heaps of chicks message me and i never message them back haha!
nz has alex
Figured I'd treat myself to some oats this morning. Eating feels good.
funny what girls think is appealig vs what dudes do
he means the world to me
Yeah I just want some tits n ass
I love you, Alex
ur pretty rich i see.
maybe some pussy too
perhaps a touch of dick as well
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>Balts are known to be criminals
>Australia is a penal colony
Why don't Balts immigrate to Australia?
there was a deal on favorit oats in maxima, like 50 cents for half a kg so I figured I'd stock up on a few months' worth of food and bought two packs
Still overpaying.
>1kg of oats
>few months' worth
are you a hamster
no I am lithuanian
Toasting in bread
I don't eat oats very often so for me that'd be closer to a 2-3 month supply
>tfw Dont have money
>didnt eat 3days
>ask neighbour for cat food to feed ur cat
>Dont even have a cat
boys its gonna be feast today.
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That's devilish.
Well why did you spend all your money?
>eating like a rat
i thought Lithuania wasn't poor anymore
Ugh spoiler that shit, now you got my digestive juices flowing and I'll get starvation cramps again.
Im eating Rice, bread and drink water all month, still not enought at the end. LAST TIME i dotn steal anything from job.
>there are balts going to bed hungry
someone please send them euros
>tfw yes gf
Start stealing fod brother, seriously, i have stolen countless amounts of tucker for FREEEEE wewww
hitler?
Statistically on average probably. The working classes are still being oppressed.
It's like with tips isn't it? You're expected to steal something. That's why they pay you less.
what about hitler, iceland
how
I don't know anymore
here she is. isnt she cute?
something like that yeah. (about the wage)
NZ taste coming in
yeah, pretty cute
>waaaaah we aren't relevant waaaah i'm a new zealander and i think we are fucking scum someone notice me
classic australian threadkiller
What a fucking loser LMAO
atleast i have a gf when you dont
i even take her on tram rides, do you do that?
> be austriallian
> bowl underarm
> win at AFL
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If you even mention AFL again I'll fucking drop you.