Carib

power was out for 8 hours edition

/balt/

goodness me, I post from my cell and I loose my special snowflake flag

This thread might be kill because of it,we shall see though

>8h long power cuts
literally what kind of a shithole

Life of a /carib/ savage

We had a thunder storm last night which is very uncommon here, some lightning strikes took out power on all three islands.
Woogie boogie west Indian electrical engineers

Yes. I want to drink Chamomile tea but it smells and tastes terrible.

But you're the U.S Virgin Islands, I blame merica

I have some, it's not so bad when mixed with peppermint and lemon

Turf wars...turf wars everywhere

They're still west Indians, merica or not

Interesting. Thanks for the advice.

Tell me something about US Virgin Islands
Good place to live? Good quality of life? Comparable to western Europe? How's the weather?

Well as stated above, 8+ hour powerouts are not uncommon. In short, everything is expensive, roads are shit, healthcare
and access to are shit. the police don't
do shit, the weed is shit but the coke is
good. Weather is nice.

Did someone get shot

also Fuck the court system in this country

He said USVI not the Caribbean in general

Nope, brawl outside my house last night. Apparently some dudes walked where they weren't supposed to and boom, huge brawl. I really hate Kingstown man

Topkek

>I really hate Kingstown man
It's truly a nexus of complete shit

The people, the smell, the scenery...is it the worst town here? I've got Calliaqua but...

I don't think I've been to all the towns but it's pretty shit

>went to the high court
I was severely underwhelmed

What were you doing at the high court? The murder trial?

20 dudes got into a huge fight at some mexican canteen near where I work at. it was such a fiasco, knives and full vodka bottles were flying. you're not alone

>power was out for 8 hours edition
I'm sorry to hear that, that's why most middle class home here have generators and why solar panels are Trending.

>The murder trial?
what no,I need to do covert spy stuff

But that place is a shit hole

SVG doesn't really get Powercuts,thankfully

Always with the bottles...god dammit
Well don't get shit thrown at you (literal shit)

>shit thrown at you (literal shit)
Is there a story behind this

Well there was this guy on a murder charge at court, so the day of his sentencing he shat in his own hands while being sentenced, smeared it onto his body and started throwing it at people in the crowd, he tried to run but the police killed him. Also, one time this crackhead got arrested, shat in his hands and smeared it on himself, and ran away. I saw the second one go down, the first one made the news

lel many keks were had, it's not a place that I'd go to if I don't have to

...

Smart, a lot of unsavory characters lurk there

>a lot of unsavory characters lurk there
That's Kingstown in general

Man, being in Kingstown must make you paranoid as hell

What are gun laws like in Saint Vincent ?

Why do you think I walk so fast?

The hate and paranoia I have for this place is unlimited

Pretty simple, basically anyone making over $2000/ who owns property can successfully apply for a gun (of course criminals can't get guns legally). You can't legally obtain assault grade weapons but shot guns and hand guns are all fair game. They also let you import weapons but they have to be registered by the police.
I thought you walked fast because you have stuff to do. But yeah I get the unlimited paranoia, the hate is....also understandable

Why not both?

We can only own shotguns sadly, good on you guys

You have a weird job/hobby going on
I meant pistols by hand guns but you get the point. Most people just get them illegally though, way easier

I'd love to have my sawed off shotgun though....mmmm yeah

I don't have hobbies anymore

Class,cams,Sup Forums and that's about it

We just moved in here, were still working on getting generators and solar panels and what not.
The view is great though.
Sounds like some Florida shit
(No pun intended)

>anymore
What did you even use to do? Other than the gym of course

>I meant pistols by hand guns
Naturally, The best gun we can own legally is a Saiga 12
There are no restrictions on magazine size
Shotguns here have to longer than a certain length

Swimming,Rugby,Track,a bit of art and general IT related stuffs

I laughed, then the comparison made me a bit sad
What would someone even want with a Saiga? Jesus.

Also why do the shot guns have to be a certain length? In my experience the length doesn't make a massive difference

>Swimming
You can still go to the beach if you want to
>Rugby
Well interest in the sport has waned unless you want to go to Arnos Vale early on Saturdays
>Track
Not really a hobby...but hey, that usually ends after school anyway
>a bit of art
You could still do that if you want to
>general IT related stuffs
I thought you do that now....?

Gubmint don't want scary concealable weapons
>What would someone even want with a Saiga?
Property defense I suppose

>Property defense I suppose
Man that's almost overkill...it's a nice gun though, can you guys get an AA-12?

I can do all those things, but I just don't enjoying them anymore

Oh, well that makes sense. Maybe you should have picked up basketball before they fucked up the court

Any shotgun that isn't fully auto isn't too short

*and Isn't too short

Not really since I don't know why I don't like them anymore

Nice, I'm liking the bahamas more and more each day
Probably because they got boring, or you got as good as you could be at them

possibly

Anhedonia can be a sign of depression

Anyways have you seen the guiness girls? Bro...

It can't be that because tuat would mean my mother and brother were right and I can't have that.

Nope, I assume you will be in the guinness posé?
The stuff looks nice but 300 guildingii dollars is a bit much.

I'm going to the UK bro, vacation and what not

The US virgin islands are amazing, I was there a couple of years ago on a cruise, managed to go up to St John and went to Trunk Bay. Probably the most amazing beach I have ever been to.

Hope you have a great time there user

Well have fun,I you need a milkmaid I'll hook you up

I miss the times where you could walk alone to the beach at night.

some birds built a nest in a tree right outside my window and their kids wont shut up
help

> you are very old then
I've never wanted to do that for fear of being killed

Kill and eat them

>milkmaid
I don't know what this implies but I will try to have fun senpai
You just gotta find the ones without the drug dealers

It's more of a getting mugged at knife point/gunpoint. Homicide is still low. (For now.)

>Kill and eat them
dont think I could I ever bring myself to hurt small animals tbqh

Didn't I tell you the story about that?

Oh I see

Well you want them to stop don't you?

nope

ohhh I see

tell me dammit

the boulder is conflicted

Not really much to tell
>attended conference in britbog
>get curious
>get order milkmaid service from Adultwork
>Nice lady supplied me with breastmilk (bottled) and from the tap
>have a productive conference and feel warm a fuzzy all day

You have indeed lived a full life but isn't that dangerous?

Naw we exchanged, test results an such but there
are only a few diseases that can be passed like that

Wow, I was just gonna go hang out with chavs...based SL strikes once again

A lot has change since then man

In England or with you? Because I actually think you'd do that now if you had the chance to

I avoid those tho

Aye. Armed robberies are now an almost daily occurrence.

With me

Well here you just get killed

Then you must live in a bad neighborhood or on a really slow island
You're a big guy, you can change it

bruh, why is there a shooting every single day in Miami Gardens?

you still can, well if you live close... and don't mind having tons of bugs hitting you

>and their kids wont shut up
how cute

this still makes me squirm

Same here

Meh

why?

it's messed up, that milk ain't meant for you

The fact that you didn't engage in bane referencing triggers me

Yikes

I live near the expat mansions/high rise hotel area.

They usually rob places that sell lottery tickets or Chinese supermarkets.

Sooo you live in a well off neighborhood ? I wouldn't be out either especially if I was a rich lightskinned qt. No offence

>rich
Hue. If only

Nice trips.

>2/3
well I still wouldn't be out. tbqh I thought most of the /caribs/ were richfags

Nope. Not rich at all. It sucks.

you have no idea how great life is when you're a qt in the Caribbean. Especially light skinned, you get all the good make up. At least you aren't SL or me or the Jamaican or trinibro

>you get all the good make up
NL never ceases to both amaze and terrify me

Qt is debatable.

Also, are there no light skinned girls up there? I know that our darkest citizens are descendants of immigrants from the ex British colonies but some blanda must've taken place over there.

Well I bought it and it had my name on the bottle so...yes it was

Don't judge me

/carib/ males are well versed in these affairs

I have dark skinned cousins, and have dated dark skin chicks. I have been make up shopping countless times and every time it has been a pain in the ass. I do go to the women's hair care shop though, those girls know my hair better than me
There are light skinned girls up here, a lot actually. They just don't take advantage of it.

>Qt is debatable
Not according to SL. I'm sure you slay those sun dresses or whatever fashion you're into.

But there's no advantage here. It's "meh" when it comes to skin colour.

>trousers
>blouse
>flip flops

Oh, yes. Haute couture model material up in this bitch.

I was talking about fashion, here no one really cares about skin color outside of fashion. But the fact that you and I wear the same kind of stuff, me being a lazy bastard, is a bit...troubling. Oh well, at least you got the scientist hypnotizing voice to work with

>Not according to SL
I'm not really an authority to go on

>the scientist hypnotizing voice to work with
That's not an advantage

>troubling

I just want to be comfortable.

>Science Lad
>not an authority to go on
This is why white fag is needed, but you're always saying she has to be a qt. Don't flip flop now
Hey, I'm a basketball shorts, t shirt, flip flops kinda guy so I feel you sister, I'm just saying you're shattering all my notions on women in aruba

I blame limewire