Windows 10 LTSB Cortana

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I don't get it

is she active? fucking slut cortana

Really great thread.

You know the rules. Blue boards arent an excuse. Tits or gtfo

Shit's broken if you disable UAC. lel, piece of trash

But you can't disable the UAC from Control Panel in Winblows 10 (lowest setting still keeps it enabled). You have to dig thorough registry, ffs

Windows Registry Editor Version 5.00

[HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Policies\System]
"EnableLUA"=dword:00000000

what the fuck are you listening to

go back to pikabu you brainlet

Lel, it's running! It's suspended until you open the start menu

Uninstall. Install gentoo. It's that simple.

Don't ever post my wife without my permission

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uh... russian pop is worse than any other pop...
p.s. Install Source Mage
p.p.s. Only russian song I know and like:
youtu.be/8elQqqGi11k

so 0 is the value to put in reg ?

Copy what I posted under the code tag, save as EnableLUA0.reg then run. Restart.
Note that you will run everything as admin. To revert, set that reg value back to 1 or remove it.

Karolina is Ukrainian!

>To revert
You can also
Windows Registry Editor Version 5.00

[HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Policies\System]
"EnableLUA"=dword:00000001

EnableLUA1.reg

all ruskies (slavs) are the same.
baltaruskie, ruskie, polishruskie, ukraruskie, serbuskie, czhekuskie etc etc...
It's really hard to have good vocal with this language, because it sounds like shit.

I think it sounds very nice. Russian is one of the most beautiful languages.

taskkill /F /IM SearchUI.exe

move "%windir%\SystemApps\Microsoft.Windows.Cortana_cw5n1h2txyewy" "%windir%\SystemApps\Microsoft.Windows.Cortana_cw5n1h2txyewy.bak"

Breaks start menu!

I fell for the windows 10 LTSB meme, what should I do to remove the botnet?

Install Windows 7. Both LTSB and Server2016 have this crap in them.

Not at all...
All these mjakyj znak, tvjordyj znak, all these retarded sounds and how to pronounce them...
Fuck that language.
Are you slav?

Use classic start !

I'm Ukrainian

So slav it is. That's why you defend this shit language, because you hear it from your childhood.

Garbage.

I like Russian and Deutsch. Everything else is garbage, including englisch

at least letters in these languages are always spelled the same way, its not like in english where you have stupid words like Eat and mEssage

Fuck the spelling of e, i and w under british language. It's so stupid.

nazilang is bad and you should feel bad for liking it

I'm not into racemixing, so idgaf

>deautsch
kek, no wonder.
I'm not native english speaker, but I don't find any difficulty with this, got used to it.
Also:
>colonel
take a guess how this is pronounced, kek

English and French are both great languages because of their massiveness and flexibility.

Languages like Chinese where everything is literal and sounds like a fucking caveman if translated directly are the worst

French is okay-ish, Englisch is trash. Overysimplified, not even proper gender definition.

lehrer (m) = teacher
lehrerin (f) = teacher

Trash for idiots, shows the inferiority of people speaking it.

>implying, that a way to share information should be complicated
languages in general all suck.

No, Russian and Deutsch are fine.

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And? You have it, go to
C:\Windows\SystemApps

>But you can't disable the UAC from Control Panel in Winblows 10

Yes you can, you're either retarded or you're using a shitty version like insider preview or some shit

I'm just saying that language is very inefficient way to share information.
- use speed of sound
- use dictionary
- no graphics
Also, russian and german (which is similar to deutch) sounds angry. Because of all hard sounds.

The slider under user settings does not disable it comnpletely.

German = Deutsch

kek... I was thinking about dutch...

>what's anti-beacon/blackbird/shutup10

if you get windows 10 you don't have the privilege of complaining about muh privacy while also wanting "out of the box" experiences like cortana and shit.

And yes, you can disable all the shady stuff in w10 LTSB, you just won't get any more updates, which doesn't bother me since i'm not an idiot to open an e-mail containing a ransomware based on an exploit that NSA developed today

Just use W7 then, but if you are using a platform that can't run w7(or very hardly) like ryzen then just properly tweak it

Also OP is a complete faggot not only for trying to prove something that's false but also for being russian.

>>what's anti-beacon/blackbird/shutup10
Botnet