What do Sup Forums?

Christian Evans
Christian Evans

you're at a cybersecurity conference when this guy slaps your girlfriend's ass
What do Sup Forums?

Nolan Hernandez
Nolan Hernandez

I beat the fucking shit out of him, like any sane man would

Benjamin Gutierrez
Benjamin Gutierrez

i'd challange him to build a 4k machine that can play PUBG

Connor Gray
Connor Gray

I would not believe my eyes

Samuel Foster
Samuel Foster

cybersecurity conference
girlfriend

Ryan Kelly
Ryan Kelly

Who would you say sponsored you before you begin beating his lanky body to a pulp?

Nathaniel Long
Nathaniel Long

Ask him why he invented Linux

Robert Reed
Robert Reed

I would kick his ass and ask his coworker guy if he wants to join in because it seems like he hates him too.

Gabriel Garcia
Gabriel Garcia

Watch helplessly as he uses his alpha male swagger and internet fame to fuck my girlfriend right in front of me and then invite onlookers to jizz on her.

Benjamin Russell
Benjamin Russell

Wonder why an aircraft mechanic is at a cybersec conference, then watch as my girlfriend blacks his eye.

Anthony Walker
Anthony Walker

Didn't this guy kill himself coz his shitty band sucks?

Joshua Williams
Joshua Williams

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
THESE WOUNDS, THEY WILL NOT HEAL

Jordan White
Jordan White

who are you quoting

Jordan Long
Jordan Long

why is my gf there

Joshua Collins
Joshua Collins

He is like 4 foot tall, it wouldn't be hard to fight him

Jose Scott
Jose Scott

who shooped his neck hmmm? go back to /fit/ faglord i aint takin the neck pill

John Howard
John Howard

You forgot to add:
Linus

Jaxson Turner
Jaxson Turner

not
you're at a cybersecurity conference when this guy roots your girlfriend's box
one job faggot

Parker Gonzalez
Parker Gonzalez

That's what he's gonna do later tonight if you don't beat his ass right now, nerd

Brody Taylor
Brody Taylor

what would this consumerist whore be doing in a cybersecurity conference?

John Gonzalez
John Gonzalez

slaps your boyfriend's ass
ftfy

David Sanders
David Sanders

Girlfriend slaps her own ass
What's up, dear?

Lincoln Parker
Lincoln Parker

Noctua.

Logan Martin
Logan Martin

Fuck his gook wife in the ass

Nathaniel Powell
Nathaniel Powell

grab his ass.

Dylan Thompson
Dylan Thompson

tread on hes toes as you know full well this fuckin cuck is wearing sandals!

Brody Gray
Brody Gray

cyber security conference
linus box reading in 8k cinema ultra
you what?

Anthony Cox
Anthony Cox

I have a girlfriend?

Joshua Cook
Joshua Cook

Implying that he would slap your girlfriends ass instead of letting you fuck his wife while he watches

Ayden Barnes
Ayden Barnes

get on my knees and beg him to fuck my wife
give him the keys to my hotel and jack off in the bathroom thinking about it

Brandon Mitchell
Brandon Mitchell

Is this terminator..?

Daniel Hernandez
Daniel Hernandez

go home linuslets

you told us you browse Sup Forums when building that $69 dollar pc.... we are mounting an operation against you as you speak

Aaron Taylor
Aaron Taylor

I would thank him for getting me gf

Adrian Bailey
Adrian Bailey

Who cares, he's gay.

Ayden Lewis
Ayden Lewis

Ask him why he bought an overpriced camcorder just to complain about how overpriced it is.

Logan Rivera
Logan Rivera

Because he's a fucking idiot who doesn't understand technology, he literally pays people to research and write for him.

See his data loss video for more insight

Lincoln Gonzalez
Lincoln Gonzalez

why did they shop his neck thicker

Nicholas Allen
Nicholas Allen

extra T H I C C

Adam Morales
Adam Morales

How would you tell him to improve?

James Clark
James Clark

Ask him why he's hitting on a white girl and not the fish heads his beta cuck ass is used to.

Kayden Powell
Kayden Powell

eww, why would you do that tho

Cooper Parker
Cooper Parker

I thought Linus was gay for the longest time.

Parker Phillips
Parker Phillips

It's currently year, gays can have haffu kids.

Nolan Garcia
Nolan Garcia

Me too. I was actually surprised to find out he was married to a woman.

Oliver Fisher
Oliver Fisher

Pick my girlfriend back up from the floor, I can't believe Linus dropped a fucking person.

Carson Moore
Carson Moore

It's an asian woman it barely counts.

Austin Edwards
Austin Edwards

bribe him and ask him to review it

Jackson Perez
Jackson Perez

tell him to lay off the coffee and think before doing shit, the guy is a walking adderall pill

Xavier Jenkins
Xavier Jenkins

Be extatic that I finally have a good reason to slap linus's flat whiteguy ass

Adam Collins
Adam Collins

Because he's a skinny fucking dweeb who struggles lifting anything over 25lbs.

Linus shills need to get fucked on Sup Forums.

Kayden Powell
Kayden Powell

Hire someone with a voice that doesn't sound like they are stuck in perpetual puberty.

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