Why are Mexicans so barbaric...

Why are Mexicans so barbaric? Is it a part of Mexican culture that we should respect or does it result from their Aztec genetics?

>tfw no cartel gf to kill me and have sex with my corpse

>tfw dead bodies are getting more action than you

>punishment is being tied up and getting only one taco a day
sounds like the cartels are becoming soft

>tfw she kills you before she takes your virginity
Wtf I HATE mexico now

We gotta keep it OG man.

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That's pretty damn hot

>fed a single taco per day
MONSTERS

>if she failed she was fed a single taco

She just says that so she can look tough in prison.

>Want to die by snu-snu
>Snu-snu happens after you're already dead

>she only takes my virginity after I'm dead
Why is life so unfair

Maybe she takes your kisslessness before she kills you

>even headless corpses have more luck than I do

>beheaded corpse
>having a boner

wot

>taking my kiss virginity but not going all the way before she removes my head
WHY DOES SHE HAVE TO BE SUCH A FUCKING TEASE

I liked the part where some guy's head being smashed with a mace was made part of her sob story instead of being a tragedy on its own.

nice

>punishment is being tied up and getting only one taco a day

Holy fucking shit I haven't laughed this hard in a long time

maybe he was a child rapist

>being fed only one single taco per day as a punishment
Dang nigga

How does that even work?
like how does a decapitated corpse get an erection?

>If she failed, Juana said she was tied up and fed a single taco a day
>a single taco
>mfw

bet she'd murder a cunt for a burrito right about now

>you will never tie her up and feed her a single taco while she's begging for more

Aztec blood

The article kind of makes it seem Mexicans eat tacos exclusively, c/d?

>tfw no cartel gf

Why are you all laughing at them starving her? A single taco per day is hardly enough calories to sustain a person...

Today is a new low.

have you not seen animal porn posted on Sup Forums yet? literal dogs get more action than you guys

Spanish blood would cause her to take a siesta, not murder and rape people

>she was fed a single taco a day


Fucking mexicans and their memes

What is chile's taco/burger/kebab, etc?