Tell me about the americans, why do they shart?
Tell me about the americans, why do they shart?
Jose Gutierrez
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Sebastian Flores
Or perhaps one should wonder why someone would go to the toilet before taking a shit?
Kevin Hernandez
neat
Juan Rivera
That's a big shart
Tyler Kelly
This version is superior
Thomas Harris
we're busy. restroom breaks may be fine for more idle or leisurely peoples. we simply can't be bothered. need to shart? just blast it out, and keep moving. we've got more important things to do. you foreigners may spend all day sitting on the toilet, but that's not good enough for us. we have higher aspirations. we need to be out there, living life and kicking ass. this is the attitude that has made us a global superpower.
Carter Sanchez
Fucking genius
Michael Richardson
Brandon Martin
DESIGNATED
Justin Robinson
>forcing an unfunny meme this hard
Just stop.
Nathan Johnson
In the shower
Joshua Peterson
I hope this will blow over soon
Jeremiah Perry
SHART
Isaac Lewis
IN
Asher Barnes
>forced
>unfunny
go shart in a mart
Xavier Cook
>p-please stop bantsing me g-guys
Liam Young
Who the fuck is reading that?
Nicholas Johnson
STOP THIS
Cooper Wood
THE
Aaron Roberts
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Camden Stewart
M
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Zachary Peterson
I WILL NOT SHART IN THE MART YOU GUYS
I POOP IN THE TOILET LIKE A NORMAL PERSON LEAVE ME ALONE
Colton Gray
>tight end
Not tight enough lmao.
Luis Adams
Look I only see about 1-3 people do this whenever I shop, it's not that common.
Kevin Bell
>United "Sharted in Target" States
>United "Must Go In Costco" States
>United "Gurgling at Burger King" States
>United "Loose Gut In Pizza Hut" States
>United "It Came Out At In-N-Out" States
>United "That Bad Smell in Taco Bell" States
>United "Good Golly, It's In The Trolley" States
>United "Couldn't Find The John In Johns" States
>United "Drop My Piles In Walmart's Aisles" States
>United "Craps A-Droppin' At Baskin-Robbins" States
>United "My Ass Went Crazy Over At Macy's" States
>United "Leaking Arseholes Down In Marshall's" States
>United "A Walmart Fart, Now A Walmart Shart" States
>United "My Pants Are Yucky Down In Chuck E." States
>United "Things Went Crappily Down At Applebees" States
>United "Pain In Heart, Made Me Shart, On The Floor In KMart" States
Blake Flores
>not shitting yourself in public to display your freedom
this is why usa is #1
Nathaniel Kelly
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Jaxson Bell
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Chase Bailey
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Charles Turner
Shart pozzed ocean
Levi Cruz
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Alexander Rodriguez
kek
Elijah Gutierrez
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Zachary Moore
Underrated
Nathaniel White
freedom
Christian Fisher
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Benjamin Foster
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Jace Butler
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Henry Thompson
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Colton Lopez
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Logan Price
underrated
Nolan Ward
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Jason Jenkins
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Michael Stewart
It's the food and fat people taking a weight loss pill that gives them the grease shits. The healthiest food you can buy in walmart is hard liquor.
t. someone who worked at walmart for several months
Jose Rogers
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Charles Morgan
fuckin lel
Anthony Lee
IM A REAL AMERICAN
CRAPPING IN THE WALLS OF EVERY MART
IM A REAL AMERICAN
CRAP IN THE MART
SHART IN THE PANT
WHEN IT COMES CRASHING DOWN
AND IT HURTS INSIDE
YOU HAVE TO TAKE A STAND AND LET IT SLIDE
IF YOU CLEAN MY PANTS THAN YOU HURT MY PRIDE
I'VE GOT TO BE A MAN
I WILL DROP IN THIS AISLE
IM A REAL AMERICAN
CRAPPING IN THE WALLS OF EVERY MART
IM A REAL AMERICAN
CRAP IN THE MART
SHART IN THE PANT
Gabriel Howard
Have I got a story for you.
>Be in Walmart about 6 years ago
>bout to shart in the mart
>hatch a plan to pass my poop stains on everyone
>poo in toilet, don't wipe
>walk out and shuffle towards the clothing isle
>begin to wipe my ass on all the clothes I could get my hands on till I'm clean
>laugh as I see the the destruction in my wake
>steal some yugioh cards and drink a quart of milk in the store then left.
It was if I truly embraced my American spirit that day.
Logan Jenkins
how often have you met those who actually sharted ,if even?
Liam Gonzalez
Can't they smell it or feel it?
Anthony Roberts
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Luke Mitchell
Let's run down the math:
>Let's say you spend an average of just an hour at Walmart.
>You say there's 1-3 sharters on average so let's stick to 2 sharters.
>Walmart is open 24 hrs a day so there's 48 sharters per day on average at an American Walmart.
>As of today there are 5229 Walmart stores in the US.
>There are estimatedly 250992 sharters every day on Walmart alone.
>10458sph (Sharters Per Hour)
Jace Cox
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Cooper Gray
>t. Mart-sharter.
Owen Reed
Fucking kek.
Liam Reyes
That's a lot of shit.
Christian Carter
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Juan Evans
saw it happen about 3 sometimes 5 times a week but when it happened it was a fat person.
I bet money that they knew but the pretended not to notice while every other person shopping around them was gagging or visibly uncomfortable with it. At one point I had to ask someone to leave the store because it smelt so bad. Why they haven't started a policy to somehow prevent this shit I will never know.
Wyatt Nguyen
That is just the beginning. The rabbit hole goes even deeper.
Logan Campbell
t Sharter McCarter
Lucas Powell
Something in that margarine just wants to make you spend some time apart
Levi Fisher
There was a big black guy that used to work on the night crew of a grocery i used to work at. He wore the same sweatpants with a giant brown shartstain in the crack of it everyday. He never seemed to care what people thought of it
Michael Cook
Or could it be that the wifes were having an affair with margarine?
Hudson Johnson
This is great
Joshua Stewart
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Hudson Turner
There is no way sharting is ACTUALLY this common in the USA.
How is that even possible?