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sexy accent edition

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cara

shit in pit

"The kufars will laugh at us you fucking tit piss off man"

DAILY REMINDER THAT BONGOLOIDS WILL DEFEND THIS

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*invades Russia*

can we please continue the accent and school sports discussion everyone was being friendly and it was really fun xoxo

her eyebrows are hideous, kill her

"""""""""""liberal""""""""""""
"""""""""""""arts""""""""""""

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never forget the day some kids' older brothers from a rival school came down to fuck some of our school's kids up & they ended up having a fistfight with 3 of our teachers

london school life was amazing

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95.8% white!

Can someone post the reviewbrah webm? You know the one I mean

what the fuck

listening to vaporwave & eating salted caramel & belgian chocolate cookies

seriously comfy rn

anybody born after 1995 shouldn't be allowed to post on Sup Forums

they're completely fine

Ahh yes coffeh

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the state of these irish runts

fuck sake lads

Fellow unibros,
what's the best strategy for ragging first years at freshers?

it really was

someone got kicked out of my school for bringing an axe once

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Time for your nap now, gramps

Maybe the top of the top small little celtic girls sound cute while speaking welsh but the Welsh accent in English on the average Welsh bird (which is fat, up front and doesn't take shit) is not really

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It can vary a lot like Ness and Stacey in this

>listening to vaporwave & eating salted caramel & belgian chocolate cookies
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>seriously comfy rn

>"make her cahm"

18 years old is too young, should be raised to 21

there's literally 16 year old kids pretending they're in uni

i know because i did it 5 years ago

What uni you going to la?

Lads
How does accommodation get sorted at Uni?
Do you go up to people and say "Do you want to live with me"?

How does it work?

SMALL

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anyone remember this?

top kek

i went to a ghetto af college too

4 people got stabbed in one term once, 3 in the same incident

at a previous college, someone got macheted by a somalian kid from the college up the road. saw it from my english class window. madting tbhwy

asked me mum to smell my hands to make sure i washed them properly after i did a poo

2nd year at manchester la
just wanna rail loads of first year slags strike while the iron is hot and that

Internet celebrities who are confirmed to post/lurk on /brit/:

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Reviewbrah

Anyone else?

Anyone here met the most famous tramp in history?

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That's not the accent itself though. That's just fat face + masculine mannerisms = unattractive speaking and applies to girls like that from anywhere. Yeah you can say that that kind of girl is more common in Wales, fair enough, but that's still not an issue with the accent itself.

you spend months worrying sick over it and hoping someone will ask you to live with them next year

>london

for first year you'll likely live in halls which are booked and allocated by the uni
second year live with your m8s if you have any

Baldy McDonagh: the Road warrior

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In halls you get randomly accommodated, but you can request to live with someone else.
For private housing you should have some mates, get down the estate agent with them

pretend you're rich

True, maybe just being from Wales I have a bit of a bias toward foreign girls because welsh sounds a lot less exotic and more, naggy.

this has to be lambeth

just want a gf lads

British/Aussie/Polish/Jap/Korean

Any'll do just not brown

McDonagh is such a gyppo surname

Do you get your own room in these halls or is it one big room with a toilet?

ireland's a shithole

why don't you want an american gf?

lads my uni accomodation is catered, in the student village, and i have to share a bathroom

good or am I fucked?

>this music

HOWLING
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Having some delicious smoked mackerel, lads.
With a bit of lemon and parsley, a wedge of jarlsberg, and a few pickled onions.

national treasure
our underclass is much funnier than black people desu

>our underclass is much funnier than black people desu

A great victory for irish nationalism

depends, mine was my own room and I shared a separate bathroom with another lad but he was your average /r9k/ poster so I just made him keep it clean.
Some cheaper places can be 12 to a bathroom so choose wisely lad

>war in the north
>gypsies in the south, also having a war

independence was a mistake

nah m8, city of westminster college, the one in edgware road

once in the library these two girls were having a huge fistfight, some fucking huge security guard pulled one of them off the other, tripped & landed on top of this skinny midget girl, fucking decimated her

blessed to be there desu

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one big room that you share with 10 other lads with a toilet in a cupboard

if you're a billionaire and did sailing at school you get to room share with one lad and share a toilet

Yeah I'd just say that's the case for most people and their own accents.

Posh English doesn't sound particularly good to me but that's because I've been surrounded by it for most of my life, whereas Americans go nuts over it.

Also, FUCK CAPTCHA

Is this now an Irish fight thread?

your own bedroom in a flat block thing with like 4-5 others and a shared bathroom yeah
seems alright
just i wouldn't like catered
what uni?

The worst of all available options, I'm afraid.
Sharing a bathroom sucks, and catered accommodation is generally poor value, and limits your freedom regarding meals. It also means you won't be forced to learn to cook, and acquire cooking tools.

Think I've outgrown /brit/

Sort of like an ego death except it's the idea that everybody here is under 19 years old. All opinions and (You)s are meaningless

Plymouth

Fucking leafposters

found the 20 year old

right fuck off then

good post

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its true desu

yeah the entire place is a kip lol

I'm 23
>Non-russell group plebs posting in /brit/

well why dont you just leaf then

Me and my mate once spent a whole summers day in the sun drinking beer and watching Irish "Travellers" in Britain fighting on youtube.

I was the user, fuck off Plymouth faggot.

Liverpool uni

I did want catered, was hoping to be forced to be independent so I don't end up like your average /r9k/ user

I'm 41

get over yourself lmao

SHOITE IN A BOCKIT

>tfw london
>the kosovan kids were fine with the serbian kids
>except for that one day where all the kosovan kids demolished any serbian in the school

howling

im 20
Call me 19 to my face and I'll kick your fuckin teeth in

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like moths to a light

Tell us about 1966, Grandad, was it as good as they say?

pmsl at the thought, lithos fought with polskis in my school

What are the girls like in Cornwall?

Are there any that aren't puritanical virgins but aren't utter slags?

Because I haven't found one place that has girls that don't fit into either of those two categories.

>howling

turbo normie word if im being honest

don't think i don't know what this is

i know exactly what this is

stop it

stop it right now

>plymouth
>cornwall

pick 1 you fucking runt. don't you ever speak to me again

at the end of each year, the oldest year would always run around the corridors and demolish anyone in the way

remember locking myself up in a dark room in year 7 haha

>Grandad
I may be 41 but I have a lot in common with you lads.
I like memes and I spend much of my day wondering how I'm going to lose my virginity.

In the future you will be me.

ironic that this post got me howling

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This "study" proves why I don't bow down to the Gods of science every time they announce a finding from above. Saying altered states of consciousness produced by LSD are similar to "other psychiatric illnesses" smacks of so much ignorance and hubris its almost criminal to the evolution of the human race. Can someone tell me what's so great about maintaining the state of consciousness that's gave us Donald Trump, Hilary Clinton, ISIS, and Sharknado 4? Has anyone considered the fact that some of the altered states of consciousness produced by LSD and other psychostimulants might actually be healthy? Good luck finding happiness in a test tube.

>tfw the serbians never fucked with the kosovans at my high school because one of the kosovons was a black belt in some nipsport who could roundhouse kick over the pegs in the p.e. changing rooms

we still called him squaredhead though lmao

Plymouth may legally be in Devon but it's culturally Cornish.

it's actually upper class accent teebeeaych

You a fellow brummie or you tricking me?

So what did you do with your life before /r9k/ existed? The only option that seems available for you is the noose.

nope
janner twats are as far from cornish as they come

never seen a fanny irl before lads and im 21 in 3 months

did people literally do this in Year 11?

I can't even remember acknowledging people below Year 9 when I was in Year 11.