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Practical Jokes edition

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cara

This 2bh

So you downloaded my webm HUH

I got up naturally hours ago and I still feel tired

what gives?

took me until Series 4 Episode 16 to laugh at Seinfeld

belter of an episode though

God bless the united states of america, greatest country on earth I am proud to be a free american.

P.s praise the flag of our forefathers

mmmm anime pussay

*remotely turns on the mustard gas in the anime runt chamber*

>paedo edition

I thought feminists were supposed to be all about freeing the body

They march naked through the streets afterall and Islam is actually a highly misogynistic ideology so why do they support Muslims?

good for you for keeping at it lad

atrocious post

Yanks trying to gimmick is just embarrassing

DOING a post

Stop making my cock hard user.

Кypo - me
Ilya - Macedonia
!!!

I wanted to see what all the fuss was about x

I'm new to the gimmick

PLEASE be nice

i-i can help you with my m-mouth

Yanks just can't do it mate, observe from a distance

> stay up shitposting SHART IN MART until 6am
> Wake up at 2pm

no no it's all about pro-choice

there used to be a block of Seinfeld, Cheers, Frasier and Mad About You late night on TV, really comfy viewing when i was in college 2bh

what do other boards think of Sup Forums?

Runt life

What did you major in?

i want to hug a cute brit

Sup Forums-lite

although Sup Forums was originally Sup Forums-heavy until they added flags

Sup Forums with flags.

what anime/hentai?

Finance

have a look at yourself lad

prisma ilya

Then why do they hate women who make the choice to be a homemaker?

Minus the Muslims of course apparently they're beyond criticism

Trick question....

majors is an american concept

Fuck off font

i went to a yank uni

SHART

good post

don't question feminist logic
it'll just make your head hurt

What Uni? Did you have a fun time?

cheers

Why brits like pakis so much more than our bydło?

Can be extinguished in seconds ...

Everything
Nothing

Everything is possible

Average UK height is 5'11"

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wonder what he meant by this

Lost count how many times I've wanked to this

Imagine trying to kiss a jap girl who's been brought up on this shit
Fucking keep still love, you're gonna take my bloody eye out

Like my dick
Fuck a bitch
In the face

He's a charlatan tbqf

if you are below 6'3 then honestly just off yourself

im 5'7" cuteboy tho :c

>tfw barely 5'9"

Freak nonce

how has this cunt not had a heart attack yet

*all women simultaneously kill themselves*

it's actually 5'9"-5'10" and varies between scotland/england/wales according to wikipedia

post legs

I find trannies that don't pass but still look feminine very attractive

tall ones in particular

are you a yank by chance?

*kills you*

*the world is a better place*

just call yourself 5'10" you wear shoes don't you

tied up in nottz, with a zed you cunt

Everything is possible is possible
and everything is fine

Nothing, simultaneously, is fine

anime hours are the best desu

reckon the younglings might be a bit taller desu lad,
t. 20 y/o 5'10 manlet at uni

>this Hong Kong midget who keeps banging on about shoes

Don't really understand the appeal of anime

I really just don't get it

I'm 5'8

Height is a dumb meme that doesn't really matter

>tfw you realise you fucked your whole life up and its too late to fix it so you just drink yourself into a stupor every night

>2016
>being a poof

its qt

*wags tail*

Steel toe boots only, I don't exaggerate height in case it looks like I'm compensating

I'm 5'11" and I've never felt small or had any issue with it. I think these lanklets have very little else to be proud of so they bang on about it.

> There are more grains of sand on the beaches of Earth than there are atoms in the Milky Way galaxy

incredible

*lifts tail*

*bums*

>tfw literally 2m tall

k-on

honestly looks like the world is heading towards an era of superstates

soon there'll be some kind of North American Union, with free movement of people between member states

the weakening of Russia will mean the European Union will be able to sweep over Eastern Europe while integration and federalisation increases even more.

a South American Union is already in use and will be used more

an African Union has recently proposed free movement of people

China will launch a Union that will take over much of eastern Asia

Turkey and Saudi Arabia will begin an Islamic Union using oil money and Wahhabi beliefs


in all seriousness, maybe we should start up the Empire again. Begin talks with the South Pacific and South-East Asia, restore British relations and bring back a prosperous British presence in the far east. Maybe our capital will move to Australia.

this doesn't make logical sense

kys k-fag

>an era of superstates

excellent 2bh

state =/= country

me and the gf

keiyons are for fucking

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took him WAY too long to take her down he throws punches like a girl especially for his size

DELETE THIS

What's to get?

They're just cartoons lad

So it's teenage girls doing mundane tasks and belonging to a music club.... just don't see the appeal....

no

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Anyone know my BF%?

/fit/ doesn't respond.

the whole time I was like ah shit I wish he'd just chin her but FUCK ME! he absolutely clattered her!

QT

howling at this gif

its for social autists

do I look like a set of scales you cunt?

...

*sees a fat cunt walk into the pub*

pfffhahaha lads, check out this fat geezer

ye

why are there always fighting "experts" ready to weigh in on Sup Forums?
> hurr that guy punches like a girl
> if that was me they'd have been knocked out at least 3.4 seconds faster
> he needs to put his weight into his punches he's not going to hurt anyone like that

just shut up you fucking NEETs