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when you know better than to make a new thread early but decide to do it anyway Edition

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alri

>early
sorry janny but this thread is LATE

I know, the test is a bit fucked up. I assume it means liberal in terms of your social views rathern than economic

meanwhile in /afr/

she basically is

Was with a bird in the casino at 6am last night (about to shag her) until some German twat started talking loads of feminism bollocks in the smoking area and cock blocked me

>made a tinder profile last night
>checked it now
>19 matches

are you a virgin or never had or gf or something?

>open image
>see cool red armor
>scroll down
>oh

giz us a look at the matches

Why do girls keep telling me I have a really deep voice

on my way home now from dublin

hello you ok

you right swipe everything?

I'm incredibly picky, like 98% left swipe. 0 mathches looool.

i dunno cun t why do girls keep telling me i could knock ya fackin 'ead off

>0 mathches looool.

no which is why I can tell she likes me

they want you to throat sing on their fanny

Bought my first car, a 2005 Ford Focus 1.6 lads.

Was shitting myself driving all the way home tbqh.

Wish my parents were alive or I had some friends available to come with me.

Tinder is aimed towards city dwellers. If you live in the countryside you're fucked

dont even think it's parroting celebrities 2bh, think it's quite often parroting their parents/parroting things professors have said at uni. My dad had "Marxism Lecturers" when he was at uni

having a root beet lads

tone it down a bit ay, i really hope you're not this chirpy about it with her

unironically an 8/10 though

I should probably learn to drive

delivish

doxxed

So here we are AGAIN lads
It's that time of a Saturday afternoon once more
Digging out some big cocaine bogies

i'm a worse driver with people in the car. they make me nervous af

THESE BOOTS ARE MADE FOR WALKING
AND THAT'S JUST WHAT THEY'LL DO
AND ONE OF THESE DAYS THESE BOOTS ARE GONNA WALK ALL OVER YOU

Uggo girl (that I'd probably still shag) messages me first and acts like a massive boring cunt
You'd think they'd try and act a bit chatty if they wanted a shag

obviously not
just excited tbqh

>ywn live in a middle class American suburb during the 80s
>ywn go to a run of the mill American high school
>ywn go to American university in the late 90s/early 2000s
>ywn be part of a frat
>ywn live the American dream

gf keeps trying to get me to eat coleslaw off of her arsehole

problem is it fucking stinks, even after a bath or shower it reeks of poo, don't think she wipes properly

>not a motorbike

are you a woman?

is this the same Australian that kept banging on about the sex he had the other day

I bet it is the sad case

I know at least six friends who take John Oliver seriously as an intellectual and use his intellectual

Hell an American I knew didn't even know what Brexit was but suddenly became opposed to it when John Oliver said it was bad

it got a cheeky (deserved) fedora post, but for the user I was replying to incase he missed it.

yes m8
how are you

>>>/yank/

>riding a motorised fedora

>run of the mill American high school
>get shot

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never encountered an arsehole that doesn't stink

>Uggo girl (that I'd probably still shag) messages me first and acts like a massive boring cunt
>You'd think they'd try and act a bit chatty if they wanted a shag

>this entire thread

>ywn live in minnesota in a 3 child family in a small town
>ywn be in your highschool's football team and dream of making it big
>ywn have a huge family that comes to yours for thanksgiving
not happy about this

what about

Reminder that if you don't use toilet wipes you're a subhuman.

tfw making motorbike drivers mad by going too slow for them in the fast lane while as they don't know when i'll pull in

wish i could see the fear in their eyes Lol

"where should we go"
>OF COURSE THE CAFETERIA, WHERE ALL MY CLASSMATES ARE RIGHT NOW

Not him. Or you.

Everyone else though. Especially OP.

>>>/yank/

would ask you to rewrite that in english but understand the gist of it, apparently you are a cunt

>acts like a massive boring cunt
> acting
Sorry mate, some people are genuinely boring

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*walks towards you*

>You arr Right-Leaning Authoritarian Total-Isolationist Ultranationalist Fundamentalist
thats some fedora shit right there lol

>ywn have family traditions of going to the house by the lake in summer or camping in the forest
>ywn have family traditions of going to the cabin up north for christmas

i only left the word 'while' in there from a previous thought

I saw it. Honestly, I prefer having debates with older people for politics. They're much, much calmer, and grown adults have the added experience of raising a family and paying taxes that young people lack. As such, older people, regardless of their beliefs, can hold a civilised political discussion without getting stroppy and emotional like a 20 yr old would.

do you have the time to listen to my rhyme?

>get to the first 4 seconds
>creasing

absolute gold this

You can do that here

Except the cabin up north is a static caravan in Blackpool

Is that from abtirsi?

Why do they bring puppets instead of a guest on game panel shows.
Just weirds me out.

Jesus christ

Production value is great

one of them passed me clearly annoyed but i ended up overtaking him again. fucking prick

Came home smashed at 7am rolled a joint and fell asleep before touching it
Sparking it up now desu

got uni with a guy that talks like that (complete with gestures)
shits me everytime

don't /brit/ and drive

ye

me on the right (you on the left)

>mfw on my motorbike and seeing all the angry cagers as I drive up through the middle of them all stopped at a traffic light

are the IRA still an organization that can effectively do things

or are they like the KKK now in the USA

...

>repeat
>sound turned off
Nice masturbation material.

sexey foot

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they've pretty much been a non-entity for nearly 20 years

theyre disbanded
some groups still exist but theyre just criminal gangs using the name

chippy man gave me a load of free shit last night cos i went in late and drunk
it's battered mystery meats, trying to gauge how much of it i can eat before i have a heart attack

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haha yeah

*holds my arm out the window*

am i your boyfriend?/

just been hacked by the mysterious hacker known as Sup Forums

>Chippy
Sorry could you speak English in this general? I dont have a clue what you mean by that

Free house tonight, /brit/ meetup South London.

Somebody bring some decent sniff x

you scumbag you maggot you cheap lousy faggot
happy Christmas your arse i pray god it's our last

Entirely his fault for going 100mph in a country lane

That would break your arm off

>Conservative Anarchist Isolationist Ultranationalist Traditionalist
Sounds like a crock of shit to me

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>tfw Sup Forums has stolen my Irish Republicanism because the Irish are such dreadful posters

feel like shit just want my childhood back x

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>South London

nah, i'd rather not get robbed and murdered.

Poleaboo has finished his shower and shave

Didn't cut myself, seems it's easier for me to shave when my facial hair is longer

Now eating a tuna salad (onions and red peppers)

Need to make sure I'm out of starvation mode by the time my DNP arrives though

>tfw swerve ever so slightly to put the bikers off

>decent sniff x

>swerve ever so slightly