korean pop edition
/brit/
ALLAHU AKBAAAR
off to my interview
M8 you look like a fucking womaniser.
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Ahh yes, so called ''british'' blacks
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When I woke up this morning I had a new Tinder match but when I went to check it she'd already unmatched me, and now I can't tell if it was the fit Catholic girl I went to primary school with.
youtube.com
really makes you think
just got back from signing on and on my way I walked past 4 really qt girls
didnt say anything to them though, but could a sniff of them so that was nice
ah nice one playa
I don't know if you you know this, but not alot of british people know how to read Japanese
Just made creamy pasta soup lads
pics
waiting at the dentists lads aha
post pic
23 degrees and sunny? Not a fan
yeah mate dentist here, we've just been over your x-ray there's nothing we can do you're going to die sorry
>yeah mate dentist here
Battering the Asian gf with a sack of oranges tonight for leaving her dishes on the dining table, will be quite fun (and it leaves no bruises behind)
Need a bf but I'm an ugly manlet with a small willy :(
haha you put bf instead of gf lmaoooo gaylord
わあ!
こんにちは!
dentist here lads, patient coming in soon is some pommy cunt, gonna fuck his teeth up (moreso than what is natural for a brit! haha)
GIMME THE FUCKING BALL
haha you're right what a bender that bloke is
>two japs in /brit/
>Implying our home away from home is any different
Ha, gud1 Dundee.
POST WAIFU TO STOP THEIR SUSPICION
feeling very sad and alone
haha dental nurse here just been having a good laugh about how badly the next patient is going to get fucked up.
the dentist still doesn't know I come in his tea every time I make it haha slurps it up like a complete poof
what a gaylord am i right
*pokes your willy*
haha, thats nothing
*unzips my pants*
darn right
I want a japanese gf
なんかさなんであの画像を送った?相撲が好きなの?
相撲はまだ見たことがないがいつか見たいんだ!
Japs explain why you need TWO cameras when touring British Heritage sites please.
kiss on the penis :)
gonna have a shower that always gets me motivated
I am simultaneously freezing cold but also hot and sweaty
mate are you like black or what
h-haha
gonna watch some pom have his shower lads, he's quite a qt
just did a workout
東京にしてください
Wog cunt
Applied for a job at Curry's yesterday lads and had a dream about going to the interview and getting the job lel
aha
He's from Bradford, so nearly
waiting in my shower with a cricket bat for this peeping aussie to come around the corner
going to splat him like the runt he is
日本人彼女が欲しければInterpalsで見つけられる
がんばれ!
そのうえHellotalkでもできる、実はここで彼氏を探している女性を知っているんだ
いっぱい欧米人欲しい女性がいる!!
haha I had an interview for pc world years ago and they made me sell them a laptop
>"Please describe the functions of this item"
>tell them all the specs what It can handle etc
>"You forgot to add in all the anti virus and other 3rd party software you need to sell them"
>no one wants that shit
>"thank you for coming"
didnt get the job
>mfw I used to watch that davidsfarm channel when I was young
Apparently the bloke is a paedo
is that filthy australian here? wanted to let him know that he's a cunt and that i made sweet love to his mother last night
Just on break at work lads haha.
Bit rude. My Bangladeshi neighbours would object to being called 'blacks'.
Is Josh on here?
*hides in the u-bend of your toilet*
*peeps at you go toilet*
hehe got a runt in my sights....
>wageslaves
Hence "nearly"
haha
無イルカを食べます
Blimey
WOAH toyed with the idea of an online dating profile for more than thirty seconds just then
fuckkk
Feel a bit left out wth these lads speaking Japanese
It's like when Pakis speak Urdu cos you can't understand them
dodged a bullet there lad
tinder? otherwise you're in the wizard zone I'm afraid
ta tu homogneasach
Rare Choon
parents are out all day should I go apeshit and order lunch or make something
>order lunch
fuck off rich posh southern twat
Can I come to your house an wank you off?
man was thinking OKC because i have no phone atm (at the moment)
really close shave
lot less fit bird on tinder 2bh
not getting as many matches as before either
it's gone to shit by the looks of it
Take the time to go through your fathers porn collection
Going to pretend I didn't read this vile post
I've had an interview with Currys before and the bloke said WELL IF WE DIDN'T HAVE OTHER INTERVIEWS I'D HIRE YOU RIGHT NOW
Didn't hear anything back, had to ring them up and find out that I hadn't got the job.
I know that they make all their money on warranties and software.
desu I'm not a salesy person and don't have retail experience so I doubt I'll get an interview let alone the job. I have various IT qualifications though which should help.
>why yes i do enjoy women and moderating on the 4chans
>mfw my name is Josh
Heart lurched in my chest when I saw your post.
Self employed, la.
Post runt-tier names
>Josh
Man's on road (driving in the car)
Bit of a faggot name. Are you're parents middle-class hippycunts?
Sit on the sofa naked and have a wank
>[your name]
Oh in that case carry on then
>pic of black man and white woman
>invariably she's overweight
ah yes....the infamous """bull"""
>faggot
fuck off yank
southern edition /brit/
youtube.com
Josh is some twat
> Canada
Middle class yes but not hippycunts.
It's a shit name desu and everyone else is called Josh. There were 3 of them in my class at school, people just called us by our surnames.
maybe later on when it's warmer, me nads are a bit chilly right now
prefer to wank when they're all warm and relaxed
Nah think I'll stay on break a bit longer ngl
The ex gf's new bf is called Josh
Looks like a right estrogenised little cunt
anglos shouldn't breed
Alri Joshy boy
Howling
Josh is a name for really ugly boys or very cute twink types.
There is no middle ground.
Anglos is a racist term 2bqh