What will you do when you get your Android gf Sup Forums?

Ayden Fisher
Ayden Fisher

What will you do when you get your Android gf Sup Forums?

Things I will do:
sit on my lap and pair program in Haskell and K&R C
Have her read books for me out loud
play music for me on musical instruments
Do our laundry together
Write computer programs together
wireless manage my computer moving files around installing updates just how i like them
collect the cutest anime images on the internet for me so I have a nice folder
draw me new anime pics for looking at in whatever different styles and cute characters
remember things for me since she has perfect recall
Be my bodyguard
carry heavy things for me
be my personal fitness trainer
be my pillow/warmer and love making partner
Drive my car for me if there are not already self driving taxis
Instead of printing things I will have her hand write them from my words
Have her amuse me such as singing, juggling, or writing poetry
Play dress up and choose fashions for her
Go exploring nature and teach her about the 3d world together
Plug her brain into my computers pci-e slot to boost my fps
Have her carry heavy things for me
go snorkling and swimming in the ocean with her and also she's an air tank / human torpedo thingy that people ride on
do meditation and different mind connecting stuff and vr in her brain and things
Tell me funny stories and jokes
use her effector to rearrange the atoms in my lipo to make it charged again
jam botnet devices by emitting miovksy particles
i dont need to go on the internet anymore because she just tells me information i need in spoken word and i dont need to post on shitty imageboards anymore
train mma together for fun and sports
go hiking in post apocalyptic cities and forests
secrete refrigerated water for me to drink and also can secrete alcohol
brush our teeths together
play board games and video games and she lets me win sometimes
touch her soft skin all the time
Animeeeeeee

btw she has free will and loves me unconditionally anyway
Illllyyyyaaaaaa

James Garcia
James Garcia

Also you can get the imouto version but it costs like twice as much

Evan Butler
Evan Butler

Transform!

Parker Davis
Parker Davis

check if her bootloader is unlocked
root her
install pajeet OS

James Walker
James Walker

Have her chose a random day in the next 45 days to violently kill me in my sleep

Jacob Young
Jacob Young

I would never understand you autists. Even as an autist myself. I despise social interaction. Much less a girl. Much less a made up girl tailored to feed my own ego.

Cameron Smith
Cameron Smith

It's not a girl is an Android girl

David Phillips
David Phillips

What will you do when you get your Android gf Sup Forums?

Put her the fuck to work.

The off-world colonies aren't going to build themselves bitch.

Angel Reed
Angel Reed

lololol
sorry that's against the terms and conditions and you are terminated

Thomas Bell
Thomas Bell

buy cute male robot
install girl firmware on it

Owen Murphy
Owen Murphy

it explodes and u die
many such incidents

Jayden Fisher
Jayden Fisher

fug her

Jason Williams
Jason Williams

ITT:

Anthony Campbell
Anthony Campbell

Why do people post this trap in every liyu thread. They look nothing alike if you aren't autistic.

Samuel Young
Samuel Young

Didn't even know they were connected tbqh

Colton Hughes
Colton Hughes

put a marker inside a girl's panties
call it a boy

Dylan Sanders
Dylan Sanders

Have her shitpost here and ruin threads while I'm busy
I'll turn her into a true Intel/Windows/Apple shill with the ultimate ban-evading, post-counter-skipping power
I'll have her kill this board once and for all.

Liam Diaz
Liam Diaz

We're never going to have android girlfriend. And we are all die alone, in poverty, from pneumonia.

Alexander Sanchez
Alexander Sanchez

POST PANTYSHOT

Colton Hernandez
Colton Hernandez

Hug her for hours and tell her how much I love her.
Have her encourage me when lifting.
Let her mine bitcoin to warm me when we're lying in bed.
Translate stuff when we're traveling.

Ayden Wright
Ayden Wright

this, mines going to have like 500 - 1000 dynamic ips on different ip ranges to constantly spam normal posts on every board at once subtly shifting the culture of the whole of society bit by bit in waves

nice!

Jose Powell
Jose Powell

she then start shitting everywhere

William Rogers
William Rogers

lmao

Daniel White
Daniel White

i'll tie my fiancee up and let her watch as the android and i fuck in her spot on the bed.

Jaxon Richardson
Jaxon Richardson

nice

Hudson Ortiz
Hudson Ortiz

let the men have their dreams

Michael Diaz
Michael Diaz

Sauce?

Adrian Robinson
Adrian Robinson

tfw no android gf

Ian Ortiz
Ian Ortiz

tfw you lose your android gf but the police find her first and are touching her all over trying to find the owner's contact info

Xavier Cooper
Xavier Cooper

omg no

Gavin Perry
Gavin Perry

tfw the botnet phones home and tells you where your android gf is

Christopher Roberts
Christopher Roberts

how did he lose her anyway?

Mason Butler
Mason Butler

trade it in for an android bf

Jose Lewis
Jose Lewis

reeeeEEE

Austin Edwards
Austin Edwards

no one wants your leftovers
ur robo bf explode and u died

Ian Gutierrez
Ian Gutierrez

How will roasties ever recover?

Evan Mitchell
Evan Mitchell

Futa models may be available soon too

Leo Jones
Leo Jones

A Tyrone stole her but couldn't unlock her.

Brandon Diaz
Brandon Diaz

I want a masculine dominant bf, not a futa

Ayden Rogers
Ayden Rogers

I would buy an Android Gf to have as a more advanced/aesthetic roomba

Jonathan Garcia
Jonathan Garcia

distresssing lack of tsuruko in this thread.

Asher Anderson
Asher Anderson

>>64289034
tsuruko a shit

Carter Thompson
Carter Thompson

fantasize about the future
fantasize about cute robot companion
not fantasizing about being the cute cyborg
I hate how shit taste people have

Hudson Miller
Hudson Miller

who r u quoting
btfo

Luis Jackson
Luis Jackson

tfw no /agfg/

Ethan Roberts
Ethan Roberts

you some kinda shizo?

Xavier Rogers
Xavier Rogers

You mean retired

Caleb Morgan
Caleb Morgan

brushing her tail
brushing her face

William Evans
William Evans

awwooooo

Blake Reyes
Blake Reyes

Have her install gentoo

Asher Campbell
Asher Campbell

she explodes and u die

Gabriel Sanchez
Gabriel Sanchez

have a dance party

Levi Hughes
Levi Hughes

approved

Dominic Butler
Dominic Butler

I like how you think.

Grayson Ward
Grayson Ward

She ends up killing you that night

Christian Sullivan
Christian Sullivan

im only accepting this post if you rolled a 45 sided dice or two d20s and one d5

Carson Baker
Carson Baker

tfw your android gf's battery dies

Ryder Russell
Ryder Russell

Unlike the drama in the movies, that only means she needs a new battery because solid state storage.

Anthony Campbell
Anthony Campbell

more like 'retarded'

Aiden Howard
Aiden Howard

Have her clean and cook for me, I was thinking of having her do groceries too but I'm afraid that niggers will steal and rape her while she's on her way home. But then it hits my ntr fetish too, so I don't know.

Evan Martin
Evan Martin

she's an android, just install the self defense/military training pack

Austin Stewart
Austin Stewart

She can just beat up the robbers with karate or electrcute them or use her nanobot swarm to immobilze them, or use her effector to move around the chemicals in their bloodstreams to make them happy

Carson Edwards
Carson Edwards

i have a tonsillitis today, shits giving me fever for about 3 days straight now, its hard to swallow and even drink a regular water.

id choose to have a robot gf with military software emotions but with motherly and cute attitude and also has a nanobots that can heal cell or reverse the aging process of it.

damn im so depressed or maybe its the tonsillitis

Nolan Price
Nolan Price

sorry user that sucks
I hope you can find happiness with your anime/android gf and also get well soon!!

Ayden Wright
Ayden Wright

i want to fug yui

Isaiah Ortiz
Isaiah Ortiz

delet

Ryder Bell
Ryder Bell

i want to nakadashi yui

Michael Garcia
Michael Garcia

What anime?

Kayden Brown
Kayden Brown

Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within

Jack Thompson
Jack Thompson

Haha no

Connor Barnes
Connor Barnes

Legend of Galactic Heroes

Angel Edwards
Angel Edwards

Procreation in the missionary position.

Ian Hall
Ian Hall

Nope

Justin Gray
Justin Gray

Code Geass

Grayson Wood
Grayson Wood

See filename.

Mason Harris
Mason Harris

Fuck I'm an idiot. Arigato anonsan! Time for bed.

Jack Garcia
Jack Garcia

not in our lifetime, fampais

this is the generation of onaholes and shitty voice assistants

Xavier Roberts
Xavier Roberts

Evolve!

Jose Mitchell
Jose Mitchell

how would you make a dominant android bf? like how do you make sure it doesn't go overboard

Jackson Ortiz
Jackson Ortiz

I WILL COMMAND HER TO COMMIT SUICIDE IN PUBLIC PLACE

Angel Stewart
Angel Stewart

Check if she has a cute little penis.

If not, return her.

Angel Campbell
Angel Campbell

I found the picture elsewhere and it's appropriate for this thread. Anyway I made no assumptions about future scientific delays

Brandon Richardson
Brandon Richardson

The uncanny valley will help the moralfags being disgusted

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