Confess, my child

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I confess it was I who hacked the mainframe

I stole the keeshka.

Father I have sinned.

I own an apple product

I love anime.

I use a macbook pro.

I still think linux has no place outside of a server for any reason whatsoever. I have yet to find a non linux computer that isnt a server, that is also being used for any commercial purpose

I spend more time on X1 Carbon than on T420.

I hate fat people

I use windows 10 on all my computers and use a Pixel 2. Pretty comfy desu.

i just et up an ssh server with a password because im too fucking lazy to set up key based authentication

I love lolies.

Me too, but seriously.
No matter how nice a fat person is, I just hate the fact they are so fat. They are an eyesore.

I still think Windows has no place outside of Sup Forums for any reason whatsoever. I have yet to find a non Windows computer that isnt a shrine to manchildren and soyboys, that is also being used for any commercial purpose

I have an ipad pro and two (2) iphones (work and personal)
dont really care one way or another about the phones but the ipad is awesome for reading books/comics and drawing/writing

i've also had the same pc for around 10 years now (and run arch for the last 7 or so) and it works fine for my needs (can play 2160p videos no problem with mpv)

i also memed Trump into office

come at me bro

The truth hurts, this just proves it

I want to die but the alcohol and drugs just wont fucking take me.

What's the password?

I am guilty father.

I have a horrible case of imposter syndrome

Have climbed higher than most people on Sup Forums career wise and I'm pretty much an imposter and thats the way I feel

I've earned my way into this career though, why do i feel like this?

I TAKE IT FUCKING BACK. I DON'T HATE FAT PEOPLE.

I didn't kill all the reactionaries.
Forgive me.

Congratulations! You're a father!

Trust me a lot of us feel like imposters when we perfectly earned it.
You'll have to earn your own respect from yourself, which is harder to do then it normally is.

I tried to install Gentoo, fucked up some partition tables and deleted Windows 10 accidentally. Got frustrated because I can't play vidya on laptop and installed Fedora.

fuckingkillmenow1488

I am Satan, i live in hell and can not die.
So go get fucked priest, i will kill yhwh.

I have an iPhone 8 and I'm enjoying it more than the Galaxy S8 I used to have

i have no idea how mpv works

I spend all this time on side projects and learning new shit but im too much of a soyboy to apply for different jobs

i run windows 10, outdated android on a shitty budget motorola, and use all of google's services with all data sharing and privacy options set to default

I'm not enough of an autist to use just i3. I think I need a DE...

I can't bring myself to use most open source software. More often than not it's so fucking buggy and inefficient compared to proprietary shit.

oh, yuck!

I have a 7600k overclocked to 5Ghz and a GTX 970 overclocked to 1.4Ghz and all I've been doing is playing Darkest Dungeon while on Arch Linux using the Sway window manager and shitposting using surfer (minimal web browser)

im scared to learn code on my own

I believe in you user

I was the one who created a GUI interface in Visual Basic to track the IP address.

I don't actually like my sister, I just say that to fit in with you guys. She's as interesting as a random ant.

yeah
i have a 1080, i only play victoria 2 on it

I fell for the Blue Yeti microphone meme

I bought an iPhone and now also own an Apple Watch

Core 2 duo laptop?

I have lewd thoughts about Akarin.

i use antergos because im too stupid to install arch

I haven't left my girlfriends room for 3 days and her house mate knows...

It's just half a minute task, do it son.

I'm actually pretty terrible when it comes to computers. I'm only here for the memes and pretending I know more than web development.

I eat ass

I bought a surface pro.

i still visit Sup Forums
i'm no longer young enough to appreciate the humor, or stupid enough to find actual help here, yet i come anyway.

I run Windows 10 with only a firewall to block the botnet

backlight bleed?

Fuck I feel like this too

Scared about a possible fail of Vulkan, I "upgraded" my Windows 7 to Windows 10 to future-proof my gaming PC.

I regret Father.

I store my SSH keys in DropBox.

Ive never paid for an OS

>young enough to appreciate the humor, or stupid enough to find actual help here
ouroborous

>last Saturday
>bro invites me over for kickback
>have a few beers
>somehow Linux comes up in convo
>ask him his de of choice
>tells me it's ubuntu
>"haha m-me too"

i dual boot with windows 10 on my thinkpad t430s, i like the chiclet keyboard and don't work in the tech industry

I masturbate to anime tiddies every night

I'm transitioning to the Google botnet. In the past year I've switched from:

iTunes => Spotify
Firefox => Chrome
Evernote => Keep
iPhone => Pixel
Sprint => Google Fi

And I started buying Google Home products. I'm struggling with whether or not to buy a Chromebook.

if your needs end at web browsing then chromebooks are pretty good. my dad has one and he loves it.

Looks like you just went from one botnet to another.

I have i7-6700k with NH-U12S cooler since whole year but Im still afraid to overclock it, as it can reach 70C or even 80C during heaviest load (normally dont go above 67C at normal load).

i managed to infect my pc several times before finally giving up on pirated vidya

I exclusively use Apple and i’m a small dicked bisexual fashionable fag. AMA. Or not.

The only thing keeping me from thinking about the move was being able to do photo editing. I've recently moved from Adobe CC to Polarr.

desktop, was c2quad now xeon

I bought an ASUS motherboard. It's good.

It's okay. Me too.

I'm too old to be here. I've been coming to Sup Forums for the last decade. Kill me plz.

Nobody outside of this board cares about what tech products you use. So use what you like.

>i just et up an ssh server with a password because im too fucking lazy to set up key based authentication
Acceptable if not WAN exposed.

>I store my SSH keys in DropBox.
Acceptable if they're password protected. You do password protect your SSH keys, don't you, user?

i download everything, including the windows 7 i've been running for 4 years from piratebay
im still alive, my bank account and paypal are still secure

>im still alive
is that so

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in that case it's probably not for you

I'm a Corsair fanboy
I have headphones, a mouse, and a keyboard from them
I also used a case from them in my build
I also have memory from them, but that's actually because I was originally going to get something else until I got an Amazon gift card and all DDR4 was $50 more except the Corsair memory on Amazon

I told you to make the thread on /gif/ and link it here faggot.

you're here forever

I know pretty much nothing about computers and the only thing I use them for is porn and games

At least you know their actual purpose

same

How are you liking Fi?

I've never used linux or Mac OS

I'm sorry for being so normie

i did your mom last night

wtf me too but to yours

When you epically troll someone like in minecraft lmao

Isn't the only additional security a result of forcing key expiry and change?
Disgusting
Escape, you must escape, don't have to go full nofap but hentai is poison.

I run Windows for gaymin, I haven't compiled a kernel, I still don't know how static and dynamic linking works or how to manage dependencies. I bought so many high performance parts and have yet to actually use them.

why so triggered, kid? :)
btw your mom was sweeet

real wymen are terrible

I went all-in to microsoft ecosytem.
Windows desktop, phone, insider, office 365, onedrive, xbox...

I would still be there if only w10 wasn't such a piece of shit across all platforms.

>real wymen are terrible
it's escapism! Can't you see it's unhealthy?

I copied my homework from geeksforgeeks.
bleas forgib :-DD :D xDD

I still like to use Windows 7.

I had a Macbook Pro I got for about $330 and I actually liked it. Got it wet and now it's ruined, and I actually miss it for some reason.

I wish I was just back in the 90s playing Doom on MSDOS and not giving a fuck about all this 2018 bullshit.

I often have these great ideas and never finish them. Or maybe I just take ages to finish them.

I use Windows on my main PC because I like to game with friends.

I pirated "The Design and Implementation of the FreeBSD Operating System".

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I still have 1366x768 monitor