Programming age

so i heard programmers have a hard time finding jobs once they hit their 30s. what should i plan to do next?

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Wow, these are some fine ladies.

Become a manager, a consultant or if you're smart, retire at 30 and work on free software and collect consultancy fees from having everyone use your software and paying you for support

Manager / Architect / Team Leader / Freelance

I really want to fuck those women in their vagina.

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suck dick

I'm a sysengineer over 30. Make 120k right now. Never have to worry about being replaced by young kids because this job actually requires experience. There is a guy on my team who is 80 FFS. He looks like Gandalf.

These girl (males) are ugly af

i like the idea of being a consultant. how do i get started with something like that?

kalzumeus.com/2011/10/28/dont-call-yourself-a-programmer/

From left to right: FKM

you mean right to left, surely

KKK

ty senpai

Manager or architect

I plan to move in to management around 30, then when that starts to fizzle out I go in to semi-retirement and do woodworking

Good taste, user

This is bullshit op. /thread

I will fuck all of them and then kill them. I am not gay

>what should i plan to do next?
identify as a 23 year old

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I hate that there is a kind of formula for baiting Sup Forums blue boards nowadays. All you have to do is a "well, /_/?" type of post with a twitter screencap or type a barely topical prompt with a pic of something lewd

You should have enough to retire by then.

they should just make all the boards nsfw

They're all men.

This has been around for ages.

How about the other way around?

All threads will be replied to, no exceptions.

What you should do is not just be a "programmer", but specialize in some sub-field/application area of programming.

so i heard programmers have a hard time finding girlfriends once they hit their 20s. what should i plan to do next?

Go for traps

Good read thanks

>pic
Holy crap! I'm only 16 hours of using the internet. Why did I recognize both of them?

I'd rather become a women hating perma virgin than falling for the degenerate trap meme

why not both

>tfw almost 30 and career hasn't begun
>tfw unironically want to kill myself

if you fuck a man corpse it is still gay

do it faggot

Yeah faggot, do it, being your career proper!
You have at least twice as much time left! Make use of it!

No you don't. You just like romanticizing suicide because you never grew past highschool.

>mfw mid 30s, unemployed, kissless virgin, living with mommy and daddy
>mfw i'm waiting they pass away to kill myself
been the plan since long ago

git gud or die tryin

no the idea only grew up on me as the years began to pile up after my college graduation

imagine the smell

>womyn

Natalie's only problem is her cock.
That circumcision fucked her up badly it's all deformed and mangled, I would have gotten a fake pussy already if I was her.

Look at all those girls.

Shiri is top tier and so is Sue. Natalie's cock is really fucking disgusting though.

have you seen her naked
she has a manbod

That's easily fixable, she's already a whore she could just pay for some fat grafting and implants.
With money you can literally get thicc slut hips thanks to plastic surgery and they won't feel like plastic because they use actual fat and other stuff. It's expensive tho.

Please don't tell me this is true.

I'm trying to get into programming and I'm in my 30s.

she's quite old so that won't look good

What did >she mean by this?

how do you sit down and type this without thinking "hey, maybe shoving large objects up my ass isn't a good idea"

She meant she did what every literal whore does and fucked so much it got all fucked down there.
Ava Devine literally had to wear diapers from taking so many cocks, sometimes even multiple cocks in the same hole.
Just imagine it the bitch has been in 30 man gangbangs.
It's a miracle that old bitch can still walk.

But it feels so good, user!

kms blog when

I would love to work with a systems programming wizard like that, you are lucky

It's not true, jesuschrist.

>Cute girls OP
>They're all ex-male
>Down boner

Never change Sup Forums

user.. There is something you should know.......

He's right though. It's not gay to fuck a trap, it's only gay if you're the one in the feminine position.

Is that Sue Lightning?

>so i heard programmers have a hard time finding jobs once they hit their 30s
I'm 31 and I get contacted every other week or so by recruiters and hiring managers. Where did you hear that myth?

>it's only gay if you're the one in the feminine position.
This is unironically what muslims believe.

THis is moving the goalposts

This is simply not true. If you were to believe what you hear on Sup Forums you could come to only one conclusion....

> I'm too young and inexperienced, no one will hire me!!!!
> I'm too old an overqualified, no one will hire meeeee!!!!!

By this logic no one would have jobs except 27 year olds.

>it's not gay to fuck a man

>down boner
What are you, a faggot?

he's right tho

>Down boner
I see you're new to Sup Forums.
the dick only makes it better, newfriend.

fuckin ew

Fucking disgusting. Further proves that 2D >>>> 3D

who

Good lord sauce!

>will fuck all of them
>I am not gay

It's not gay unless he creampies them

t. mentally retarded person

>she

what the fuck is this thread, you crazy degenerates

programming

me too man. Try programinh and jump in the freelance web programmer meme, at least you will get money for food.

dick won't see the difference

>suspiciously smooth and flawless skin

it's not gay if you don't kiss

What if you end up being creampied by one of the girls by mistake?

This is also true, kissing girls is gay as fuck.

marry, kill, fuck

>programmers have a hard time finding jobs once they hit their 30s
I don't think that's true.

It's not gay until you cum

>Natalie's only problem is her cock.
So, where is the problem actually?

But cumming inside sweet boypussy is the point

pretty nice, cheers

my ass

Not round enough?
>>/fit/

This desu senpai

My dad's mom is on her deathbed now (his last living parent). She's 93 and he'll be 60 next month. You might be waiting awhile user

I need to know if there are nudes of the girl on the very left.

Management.

Who is that far right?

the journey from the 90s homosexual propaganda to this post is extremely instructive

Thanks for that, great read. Anything else similar?