Anyone here who has taken computer science , do you know how to handle a certain situation with a CS Professor...

Anyone here who has taken computer science , do you know how to handle a certain situation with a CS Professor ? Say a student wanted help with some code and emailed him a screen shot. Instead he emailed a certain image that is very in appropriate and possibly one of the student's darkest secrets ? Should one just not show up ? Or should they show up and pretend like nothing happened? Would making an excuse be the best course of action?

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drop out

Just say you want to be woman.

That seems pretty drastic lol...is that a joke?

>i fucked up, sorry professor, this wont happen again

Why the fuck does a professor know your deepest darkest secret? What the fuck

wut

it's not like shemale porn or anything like that I just don't want him to misconstrue it for something it's not and report me

this has nothing to do with computer science and everything to do with being a dumb ass. man up and say it was an accident. it's only embarrassing for the person who sent the stupid picture.

the screen shot was of something I had on a laptop that I'd never want anyone to see. I feel slightly sick honestly .

We can't help you unless you post it.

>secret everybody watch porn
just joke about it and avoid speak anything sex related in couple years on class

yeah what this guy said. how we supposed to know the severity if you won't even come clean with us?

it can't post it , but I can say it was of loli . Like very nsfw loli

i don't think allot of people watch what I watch ...or maybe they do I just haven't really found them in person .

>depiction of cp
You're fucked.

>RIP
If begins 3D you are fucked,2D just another neckbeard weeb.

I don't even like anime and I'm not a kneckbeard..I'm a normal guy people like me..

>Emailing your professor loli
How does this even happen? And you seriously want to major in CS? This has to be bait

FYI if it's not you are royally fucked

how did you accidentally send that? are you some kind of retard? you mine as well never show up to class again or wait until you get arrested.

probably goes like this

southwalesmassive.com/topic/53971-student-hands-in-cd-of-child-porn-instead-of-final-paper/

cant find the actual source tho

it's not cp.. it's just a drawing

Real CP is fucked sick don't normal people.

you're going to jail

just because one major's in cs doesn't mean they aren't prone to a few simple mistakes. I was very tired and the two files were quite close together with similar names ( I like to keep loli easily accessible ,I know it's dumb but I cant help it).

Depictions are practically as bad as the real thing to Americans.

Don't want to click that. What happened?

you're an idiot and don't even deserve a CS degree for being an idiot.

This is not a "simple mistake" this is failed aborted baby levels of retarded. Why would you keep your kiddy porn in the same folder as your hw in the first place? You know what, good job op. You baited me so bad I replied twice. 2/10

that's community college tho lol.

Accepting the facts and acknowledging your situation is the only way you can begin solving the problem.

University is even worse. Literally fulled more sjw and pc police normies

the best thing you can do is send more of it then you blame it on some type of virus

>implying your professor cares

it's not kiddie porn ...also I am a logical person , it's just stuff related to loli and related topics makes me impulsive. I know looking at that shit on the school's network is an awful idea but sometimes I literally can't help myself. I would if I could .

I'm not..I did nothing wrong for the msot part.

But then again please tell us how did you manage to pick a picture instead of a document? Or is it OFF doujinshi?

ok this has to be bait, nobody can be this stupid and if they are they deserve the shit storm that is coming

OFF=PDF

Update :
I went back and read the email contents, I sent him an entire folder of loli...I feel sick. I had folder holding my projects and anfolder for loli and I named them similarly trying to make it inconspicuous ( I know it's stupid but I needed it there )

>wanted help with some code
>emailed him a screen shot
what the fuck... might aswell 'ut the screenshot inside an MSWord document.so its more portable

sitepoint.com/community/t/can-sender-delete-an-email/200193

Lass hope is lazy teacher hadn't open email

>I sent him an entire folder of loli
Seriously, just stop. This isn't even slightly believable at this point

I didn't . I checked back and realized I emailed him an entire folder of loli. I was trying to send a project folder.

maybe youll find a new friend *wink* *wink* *slurrp*

You're not helpful what so ever. I'm telling the truth . Do you realize how negatively this could impact me? The college is close to a elementary school...I want to take the courses involving doing work for chodren , I'm good with kids.

>emailed an entire folder
i dont even know whats worse... are you one of those that dont know how to use email, think To, CC and BCC are all the same, and use HTML? youre truly sick..
why didnt you fucking zip it?

You're fucked. Absolutely fucked. At the very least your professor is going to report you to the University + university police/regular police. They're probably going to raid your house and go through your room and electronics devices to see if you have any child pornography.

Unless your professor is also a pedophile, then he might just ask for more.

like i said, you should keep sending it over and over that way your alibi is you had a virus

if I do that the folder isn't nearly as accessible for me. I need to be able to get to it easily. Also I'm not sick I'm a very well adjusted and normal person .

>Unless your professor is also a pedophile, then he might just ask for more.
in that case report the professor instead huehue
>I'm good with kids.
if you know what i mean

Well I don't .... what if someone has a bunch of stock images of cute little girls around 5-8? Those are legal and loli is too ..

actually meant zipping the folder you wanted to send because, you know, the email system doesnt give a shit about folders... it just sends separate files
learn to use email and your brain

This might be a good option OP

I don't touch kids....I make them happy and they make me genuinely happy..

If dont begin naked or sexual pose, just say you are photographer

Haha this is a hilarious thread.
If it was me I'd just email the prof "please disregard my previous email"
And proceed with the original question or just resend the email with the correct foldier. let the prof do what he wants. Be aware you're probably very fucked.

it's late ok? Also hey , you people seem to think you're Soo much better than me cause you dont an affinity for something that's not the norm..I fee like this is a case of people being afraid of what's different..

This is clearly bait but I wonder if anyone has actually done this before

>OP sent a pic of Nazi Germany to his professor

I already sent the "I'm sorry I believe I sent the wrong email" ( I said it had sensitive legal info) and I sent him the correct one .

>I was very tired and the two files were quite close together with similar names ( I like to keep loli easily accessible

Send your cheese pizza and bestiality collection too.

i mean
unless your professor is also secretly into loli...

i would believe if one of my friends told me this (except for the loli part), hes a total air head
>inb4 prof already read email and saw pics

Screenshot sent box

give me your tuition money OP

Your image gave me a good laugh user , thank you .

screenshot of sent box or gtfo

haha was this it? post pics OP! at least on one of the nsfw boards

No..I have no inappropriate 3D pics..

just say it's a family member's old yearbook photo

So just a selection of things you've said in this thread:
> I want to work with children
> I accidently emailed a whole folder of loli to my professor
> I can't help myself it's impulsive, I need loli easily accessible at all times
> I'm good with kids I make them happy
I hope this is bait, it's good bait if it is.
If it's not bait, UNIRONICALLY KILL YOURSELF.
You are going to ruin children's lives because of your compulsive sickness, and if your professor has any sense he'll report you, ban you off the course, and put you on a fucking register where you'll never be allowed to work with kids.

Then post a screenshot of your send emails faggot

Options:

1) Drop out.

2) Murder everyone.

3) Hehe, sorry, my roommate was using my computer.

4) Pretend it never happened.

5) Ask if he's into it, too.

6) Flood him with questions every week, sending another similar image every single time.

OP I would seriously prepare for the worst. Nuke the Loli. Delete history. Encrypt EVERYTHING with a long password. Act as if at any moment an investigator is going to walk into your room and start rummaging through your files -- because something like that will likely happen very soon.

Barring that, just install Gentoo

The need to have ocitures see compulsive I've never had sex with a child...I'm not a danger..

If I were him if flunk the fugg out of you.

You are studying computer science and you can't even follow proper email protocols....

Fucking retard.
QUIT NOW!

Just say begin photographer

The images are watch cause the impulsive behavoir , I've never had sex with a child I'm not a danger..

Thanks for confirming bait user, for a minute there I was almost mad

When I started learning about programming fucking email etiquette and usage weren't exactly what I focused on. Call me stupid but most people my rarely use email if ever outside of professional capacities .

ok w.e. just post what you sent! we already know its loli, so you have nothing to loose anymore

How does this confirm bait...this is why I'll never get help , at least if people in the real world respond like you . I've never hurt anyone not have I done anything illegal. what are the thought police gonna arrest me. Besides , I don't know if it can even be " helped".

bet you use hotmail or gmail, where they hide everything from the baby so the baby doesnt get hurt, poor baby
it doest matter if you use it with friends or not, it matters that its still an important method of communication! and its so basic that i dont even know how to screw up using email

Post screenshot of email or loli folder or stop posting

hello friend. same problem for me. good program. bad talking. bad at people. bad toilet using.

Alright it is bait (obviously ) , im not stupid enough to send my professor loli but it's been a subject of many nightmares. Honestly I look the shit up on the campus network and I don't care. I don't know what I'll say if questioned.

Apologize about it. Most professors just want you to be able to act like a professional academically or in your actual career field. They aren't trying to get you expelled or kicked out but you might get your assed chewed out. Even my harshest professor would still let people try to fix their fuckups.

Screenshot of the email please OP.

I submitted some assignments with racial and anti semitic slurs before and got away with it

Just say your friends got your email while you were unattending the device and they sent something you didn't notice until you checked whatever youre communicating with your professor with. Be apologetic and say that you hope they understand and will think this didn't happen bla bla bla

>telling your professors that you have friends who think its funny to send cartoon porn under your name

Just lie and say you didn't sign out of your account in the library or something.

>1) Drop out.
OP should hang on.
>2) Murder everyone.
Thou shalt not kill. (Exodus 20:13)
>3) Hehe, sorry, my roommate was using my computer.
The professor will know you are lying.
>4) Pretend it never happened.
This is possibly the best option.
>5) Ask if he's into it, too.
No.
>6) Flood him with questions every week, sending another similar image every single time.
No, this will be grounds for the professor to report you.

OP, you didn't break any laws per se, but you did sully your reputation with said professor and he or she will see you as the guy who likes loli. If he brings it up, just admit to it and say this has been a very embarrassing moment and it has caused you to think about what you've done with your life. If not, then just pretend it didn't happen. I wouldn't treat it as such a big deal, now if you accidentally sent CP that would be another story...

From an actual academic:

Reply to your own email with a follow up, say you attached the wrong image, and add the right one. Don't say any more than that.

Your professor will most likely not open your original image. We don't have time. We skim your emails as it is.

You showed your hand too early OP, but thanks, I enjoyed your thread anyway.

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>retarded
>CS major

Every single time.

OKAERI ONIICHAN

oy vey i sent my jewish professor a picture of dead jews at auschwitz

Is this better or worse than the guy who emailed his teacher the picture of the MLP pony with bedroom eyes wearing sexy panties?

>a picture of dead jews at auschwitz
no such thing