>buttplug for your phone
Dumb tech related shit
Lucas Harris
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Nicholas Russell
...
Caleb Nguyen
That's kinda hot.
Grayson Cruz
Looking at the thumbnail I thought it was some fancy trumpet mute.
Daniel Long
Then use it to plug your pee-hole.
It'll match nicely with your princess plug.
Benjamin Garcia
kek
Blake Harris
Ikr?
Jace Nelson
>Of course this is a thing
I guess apple was looking out for all of us by sealing its holes
Once they get rid of the data port our phones can stay virgins forever.
Nathaniel Campbell
Power drills exist you know.
Blake Gomez
Stay away from her
Levi Ortiz
>her
Jacob Nguyen
>tfw no jack on your phone on put buttplug in
I'm still mad at appu ;__;
Jeremiah Hill
>Make cute key straps and shit for grills
>Key chain hole removed from phones
>Make cute earphone plugs instead
>Now audio jacks are removed
Sucks to be those companies
Ryan Hill
Buy a _REAL_ phone than
James Watson
>for grills
Yeah, sure
Dominic Taylor
bump for interests
Brayden Peterson
What does it do?
Noah Nguyen
That's a 3.5mm magical wand.
You just play the correct latin words thru it and the spell gets casted.
Jack Allen
Oh my fucking god.
I randomly got one of these in a package from China, I had no idea what the hell it is.
Nathan Campbell
>target demographic
Jeremiah Lee
Wouldn't it be useful to prevent dirt/sand and shit from getting in and screwing up the audio jack?
Chase Sanders
He got that for his 30th birthday?
Carter Brown
Where can I get this app?
Liam White
it was for his last birthday.
Grayson Bailey
What do buttplugs usually do?
You should know.
Thomas Parker
You don't, you summon it.
John Nelson
...
Xavier Ross
Rips your pockets.
Jaxson Smith
Stop putting sand in your pockets, you retard.
Adam Nguyen
>he doesn't carry sand with him at all times in case of an emergency
Adam Perez
I honestly don't know.
Carson Lee
did he died
Gabriel Cruz
But it's coarse and gets everywhere.
Jaxson Wright
Seriously? You're that boring in the bedroom?
I remember you used to claim otherwise.
Benjamin Ward
Point taken. But just put the phone into the other pocket?
Landon Gutierrez
I don't remember.
Jaxon James
I do
Carson Watson
...
Jacob Brown
oh humans
you so silly
Nathan Rivera
>flaunts money that hard in a third world shit hole
yes, he was dead as soon as that article came out.
Charles Russell
sauce
Blake Hughes
o.O
Horrible. Imagine having to clean that. Also I doubt that's any comfortable to the cat.
Gabriel Cruz
Ryder Bell
And RPGs still try to tell me gold armor has high DEF
Oliver Hall
Well, your next google search should be vastly educational. Try "how to buttplugs video." Catch up with us next week when you come up for air.
>Op, as usual, the faggot of the week.
It's a sounding plug, designed for cucks like (you).
Parker Fisher
Smoking actually decreases the risk of ending up like MJ Fox.
James Bennett
Sometimes chinks add random shit to your packages. I don't know why.
Jackson Jones
Rich and alive?
Tyler Gutierrez
I have one on my phone right now.
Thomas Roberts
he tried to tank 1v12 with no buff or heals.
Gavin Mitchell
Only against magic, you don't play many RPGs, do you?
>Rich and alive?
...and able to shake through walls
Wyatt Peterson
So it's for jailbreaking then?
Owen Morris
ah yes, we used to do the same thing to our money lenders, and would again if people weren't so afraid of being called anti-semitic or planning another hall of cost
Jack Russell
but can he burrow underground?
Connor Morgan
>He doesn't carry pocket sand