Tfw live in a dry county

>tfw live in a dry county
>have to drive 45 mins just to get alcohol

Fucking puritans

Oh god what is that

>live in a jungle
>have to drive

You guys and your backwards ass counties not selling or doing anything on sundays drives me nuts.

Mondays and Tuesdays are my weekends dammit

a french canadian, they call it "grimes"

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>can't buy alcohol after 10pm
>5pm on Sundays

AAAAAAAAAAAAH THIS
THIS THIS THIS
I ONLY LIVE IN A SEMI-DRY COUNTY
I CAN BUY SHIT BEER IN THE GROCERY STORES AND THAT'S IT
EVEN FUCKING WINE WAS VACANT IN THIS WHOLE FUCKING COUNTRY FOR A LONG TIME UNTIL RECENTLY (NOW I CAN BUY IT IN THE GROCERY STORES)

HARD LIQUOR IS STILL A FUCKING HOUR AWAY REEEEEEE

>COUNTRY
I MEANT COUNTY
MIGHT AS WELL BE THE COUNTRY SINCE I BARELY EVER LEAVE THE HOUSE IN THE FIRST PLACE

To be quite honest the subhumans who populate your states shouldn't have access to metal forks, much less hard liquor

>Land of the free

Free of alcohol maybe....

States' rights muffugguh

>no data on West Virginia or Louisiana
what
anyway
Thanks, Tennessee ;_;

Most blue laws nowadays I believe are to have an industry-wide weekend.

That map has shit-tier graphics but your point still stands.

Eh, if the locals want alcohol banned, so be it. muh Federalism, ya know.

Don't you have a cellar?

wtf is a dry county

in my province we cant buy alc in grocery stores or corner stores or anything, but theres not outright ban

A dry county is a county in which the sale of alcohol is banned entirely. They're mostly in the South, although there are dry precincts in the City of Chicago.

Why are burgers so fucking backwards in everything?

1st word normie problem

But what is stopping you making your own alcohol in the first place? Laziness?
Just get some fruit which isn't fast food and make slivovice like half my country does.

Or try mini home beer brewer.

Get off the bottle, you fucking lush.

good riddance

alcohol only makes niggers niggerer

Exactly.
I'm trying to kill myself slowly!
I'm not going to sully my 300+ guns with my brain matter, dude.

This is one area that my state isnt cucked in. i can buy alcohol just about anytime anywhere

just a mini fridge with some 4lokos

inb4 >brazil

But Prohibition was actually a progressive movement; the same people who opposed slavery and would later oppose segregation, for example, also opposed alcohol for the evils it caused. So I guess in general, anti-fun is also anti-evil, and vice versa.

Then you end up with hillbillies making their own

Microbreweries are also subject to law in the States, so he could theoretically be nabbed for moonshining, but I guess so long as he's discreet about it no one will care.

Nigga you isn't selling it, why kind of shithole do you live in where it's illegal to make your own wine

Is that Maisie Williams?

Are you okay Brazil? Should I call an ambulance?

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>4 Loko

I fucking hope you're female and under 22.

Probably some state with laws against moonshine, but as said before discreetness and privacy are key.