How do i make prog

how do i make prog

its all eastern philosophy and drugs meets conservatory level musical competency. not that hard user

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practice ALOT

then get baked and watch Alan Watts videos

pro tip: you can't

first of all, you have to be the roundabout

The most important thing you need to know about prog rock is to have lots of-

Take up celibacy, sell most of your possessions, and dedicate at least an hour each day to meditation.

Easy guide to making prog.

step one: start making music
step two: don't stop.

put two or three songs together

Play in either 5 or 7

Chung chocko chang chocko chang choko chang

cha ra ra RA

Tfw you get it

>1. become a yogi
>2. grow your hair out (beard optional)
>3. spend a couple of decades playing along with Rachmaninov and Bach on guitar
>4. make a great record then play cruises for old people for the rest of your life

become an sjw

he said prog
not music in general

Good prog: can't do it any more, good prog was actually wrung dry.

Bad prog: cut a bunch of politician speeches and loop them over a wanky guitar lick, then stop it entirely to play a hillbilly rhythm while you sing about how the world is trying to take a piece from you, then get both songs and label them "parts 6-12" of the same track, call it something long that doesn't really relate to the track, like "The Day Alex and Sylvester Went to the Mountain to Watch the Meteor Smash into Their Home Town and End Their Poor Doomed Family Trees", then watch Sup Forums say they loved it up until the point Pitchfork gives it a 3.1.

You seem to be mixing prog up with multiple other genres here sonny.

prog is inherently mixed up with other genres sonny

>there is no more good prog
top retard

Doesn't make what you said any more sensical, sonny.

Become a virtuosistic musician. Find other virtuosistic musicians. Start a band. Write wanky ass songs with frequently changing time signatures and base the lyrics on Tolkein fantasy. Have recurring themes from song to song, and sometimes album to album. Make sure all of your best songs are over 18 minutes long.

heh