Why is British rap so cringey?

Why is British rap so cringey?
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>look mom i posted it again!

I would agree with you but that's garage son.

Why is American rap so cringey?
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THIS IS NOW A BRITISH RAP CRINGE THREAD

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Wtf is garage

All rap is cringe.

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My local struggle rappers big up Southampton bruv.

A meme I'm guessing.

It seems to be some kind of British rap music

Jesus fucking christ this is truly awful, zero charisma or flow from either of these untalented fucks

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Some terribleness straight from my town...

Because it isn't authentic. They're American, they don't have the bad experiences of African-Americans and its quite clear they do it for the money alone. It doesn't come from a sincere place, its just literal garbage designed to sell to retarded wigger 14 teen year olds.

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But what about Dirty Dike?

Oh man remember Lady Sovereign? she was a thing for a very short time.

Skepta's new album is actually pretty good.

Theres actually a fucking amazing hip hop scene in the UK
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Here's the thing - rap is FUNDAMENTALLY about gangbanging, shooting people, getting shot, etc. The whole "beat" structure is supposed to invoke the sharp blast of gunshots.

But England has very few shootings. Something like 30 people in the ENTIRE COUNTRY are murdered by gunfire in any given year, compared to over 11,000 in the US.

So of course it's going to sound ridiculous and inauthentic when someone from a non-gangbanging country tries to emulate gangbanger music.

Imagine if an American band costumed themselves in the old Ming Dynasty style and did a Chinese opera album. It would also seem ridiculous. It's just not the right format for them.

it's not rap, it's garage
it's nothing to do with rap, it comes from Jamaican dancehall culture. The lyrics don't matter because it's supposed to just be MCing at raves

Why do people who come on thiws site always complain when looking at a genre they don't know.
Grime is sick but these people always look in the wrong places.

>tries to emulate gangbanger music
it's not trying to emulate rap though

This isnt rap you moron

i put a trampoline in my garage and now my ceiling has bloodstains on it

Even british porn is cringey

"i bloody love sucking a todger i do"
"ooh you're a naughty girl"

As someone from England it's unwatchable, it makes me want to force everyone to take accent removal classes.

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man's on road
man's on road
smoking the finest

Sounds like rap to me

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cause you ain't the posting the patrician stuff

Dirty Dike and Jehst are great. IMO.