/p4k/ - Nightly Pitchfork Countdown Hypetrain Thread

Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.

10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Titus Andronicus being robbed once again?
Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice?
Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins?
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy?
qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly?
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? [retired, will probably still get asked to show feet]
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?

Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?

OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 23

The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.

>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, now slightly updated)
mega.nz/#!l1ZlRbqb!WYbGuia29w1_fpg05XS3F9Rtb8aFfj8WzZg8Z3mbwRQ

>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-I guess no one posted the thread
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Bat for Lashes, Peter, Bjorn and John, Local Natives, DJ Shadow, and Swans.
-/p4k/ forever

>implying we'll get reviews tonight

Fuck
I hope Memorial day won't take that from us

Memorial Day takes away all good things, I hope to god Chipotle is still open

nah FUCK the soldiers, p4k is reviewing tonight

- ryan s.

also, what's everyone listening to?

pic related

thanks schreiber for not supporting Neo-Imperialism

just finished the new marissa nadler

ultraviolence pt. 2

Right now my friend is playing The Hotelier as we sit around a bonfire
So that's my night

that sounds dank as fuck to be honest famalino

you mean like, Lana Del Ray - Ultraviolence 2.0? Because that makes me really not want to listen to that album

>you mean like, Lana Del Ray - Ultraviolence 2.0?
yeah although I wouldnt say 2.0 since its still only about half as good and much less varied.
> Because that makes me really not want to listen to that album
thats why I like it so much

i miss TSK-A TSK-A TSK with his nightly p4k prediction

Some say that when the writers aline, all the trips will return

bless, ry schrei

pic related, not too bad so far. solid late night album

that's the comfiest thing i've heard all day and i am jealous

i miss him too, friend. and n&s, and don stepped outside, and all the old trips.

woo! congrats ian! you got to review more pop punk!

NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Kristin Kontrol 7.5
PUP 7.8
Olga Bell 7.9
Rebolledo 7.4

olga bell>the other dirty projector girls

fuck yeah PUP, i've been listening to that LP all week.

sleep well, everyone

i hope pitchfork reviews yoncalla soon. it deserves some recognition.

burn in hell, trip.

Rude