/p4k/ - Nightly Pitchfork Countdown Hypetrain Thread

Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.

10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Titus Andronicus being robbed once again?
Dead Sara finally getting an 8.3 BNM?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice?
Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins? [taking the Big Apple’s publications by storm]
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired, metal albums still won't get BNM, everyone still won't care]
qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly?
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? [retired, will probably still get asked to show feet]
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?

Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?

OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 27
Nights since last BNM: 0

The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.

>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, now slightly updated)
mega.nz/#!l1ZlRbqb!WYbGuia29w1_fpg05XS3F9Rtb8aFfj8WzZg8Z3mbwRQ

>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-CPD on the lookout for Sinéad O'Connor again
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Bat for Lashes, BadBadNotGood, The Avalanches, and DJ Shadow.
-/p4k/ forever

Other urls found in this thread:

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twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Why is DIIV still in the OP?

Because memes

is that queer punk album any good?

Does it really matter ?

This thread stands with Michael Gira, Freddie Gibbs, Afrika Bambaataa, Heathcliff Berru, Leslie Rasmussen, Gustavo Guerra & Dr. Luke -- and rejects the rape culture hysteria of Meagan Garvey, Amber Coffman, Bethany Cosentino, Larkin Grimm, Ke$ha, et al.

yeah if you like hardcore punk, youll like it, its real good

if you like pretending to like shit (eg meme rap) so other sjw ppl will like you, then yes.

So who watched the Famous premier?

A new week brings new bait for Pitchfork!

Who's gonna get it tonight?

I think it's the most underrated p4k thread meme

How do P4K's best rated 2016 releases match up to RA's?

feel like a new week starts on sunday. but you do you user

A music week starts on Friday, since that's the day most new releases come out.

>inb4 today's Saturday

Can't really compare em desu. Appealing to totally different audiences.

>paying for tidal
are t-swift's boobs thumbs up or down?

...

I wanna titty fuck kanye so bad RN

not the best body double for taylor. she looks better than that.

kinda fucked that he'd put rihanna nest to chris desu

Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM

here's a link from the other thread:

cncdn.miaopai.com/stream/ewy~L8q16IcY1hWPWSyVjg__.mp4

Reminder: Whatever albums on this chart are not reviewed by Pitchfork by 1 AM eastern time on Friday will be marked "BITCHFORK".

Oh shit you called that 6.6

Tonight's The Night is getting a 9.5 tomorrow.

Allen Toussaint - American Tunes (7.2)
by Marcus K. Dowling

John Cage/Sun Ra - John Cage Meets Sun Ra: The Complete Concert (7.5)
by Seth Colter Walls

Grace Jones - Warm Leatherette (8.5)
by T. Cole Rachel

DJ Shadow - The Mountain Will Fall (6.6)
by Mehan Jayasuriya

TOUSSAAAINT!!

DJ Shadow BTFO