I have two personalities

Nicest person you will ever meet

And...

fukin goofball

good thread

now if you don't reply to this post, your mother will die of erotic asphyxiation tonight

no :(

Your mother will die of asphyxiation choking on my big black dick whether you reply to this post or not.

:DDDDDD

TWISTED FUCKING PSYCHOPATH

MUM I LOVE YOU

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I GOT TWO PHONES

hehh

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Steve "Two Phones" Maccabee?

Okay. Reply.

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what kind of doggo is this ?

;

Immunity cat

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Reminder that Immunity Cat got put to sleep 2 months ago

:)

Reminder to actually read the image before thinking it was the original

>never reply to mother will die posts
>mother is still alive

I BROKE THE SYSTEM

#rebel

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can I join the mom protection squad