Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0? 0.0? Best New Music? Best New Reissue? 8.0+ with no BNM? A shitty set of 7's and below? Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain! Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review? Titus Andronicus being robbed once again? Dead Sara finally getting an 8.3 BNM? Ian FUCKIN' Cohen? Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal? Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever] Jayson "8.7" Greene? Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice? Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins? [taking the Big Apple’s publications by storm] Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired, metal albums still won't get BNM, everyone still won't care] qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly? Grayson "Grizzly" Currin? Brian "Backup" Howe? Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson? Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker? Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey? Andy "secretly alpha" Beta? Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? [retired, will probably still get asked to show feet] Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne? Stephen "M." Deusner? Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 32 Nights since last BNM: 3
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>Tonight's Top Stories -This thread stands with Kesha eternally -How do I come up with top stories? -This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Russian Circles, talent, descendents, fantasia, jake owen, and the chris robinson brotherhood! -/p4k/ forever
Asher Sanders
Holy shit is this general dead
Robert Scott
yeah, pretty much ;_;7 there were some fun times in here
I feel like one of the last stragglers at a party long over every time I come to /p4k/ the past few weeks
Colton Carter
nobody really cares about pitchfork anymore, which is simultaneously sad and not sad
Juan Richardson
This thread stands with Michael Gira, Afrika Bambaataa, Heathcliff Berru, Dr. Luke, et al. -- and rejects the rape culture hysteria of Meagan Garvey, Amber Coffman, Larkin Grimm, Ke$ha, et al.
Logan Martinez
everyone is posting in non music threads and Gook Picture Central
Ayden Robinson
Real music fans itt
Zachary Sanchez
does a good p4k score for a bad record change your mind? does a bad review change your feelings about a record you like? do you listen to all of p4k's top 40 albums of the year? do you listen to their top 100 tracks? does p4k gets bands you like for their festival? do you think the pitch is cringey sjw shit? do you think most of the reviewers are hacks? do you think they're too mean? do you think they're too nice? do they take payola?
Jordan Johnson
conde nast further compromised them, past the point of no return famalam. glad this shit is toast finally. nah son.
Carson White
no sometimes nah just the ones that sound like I'd like them I've tried but not really worth the effort yes haven't seen it in a while, mostly just bad writing in general, not so much the topic or bias that bothered me nah no no (critics just need stronger opinions in general - 7s are dull) maybe, undecided
Robert Phillips
>does a good p4k score for a bad record change your mind? No >does a bad review change your feelings about a record you like? No >do you listen to all of p4k's top 40 albums of the year? Mostly >do you listen to their top 100 tracks? No >does p4k gets bands you like for their festival? Yes >do you think the pitch is cringey sjw shit? Is that there news feed? It's more TMZ and clickbait than SJW >do you think most of the reviewers are hacks? a lot of the new ones are >do you think they're too mean? No >do you think they're too nice? More recently, yes >do they take payola? Yes
Charles Butler
the pitch is their op-ed section ("the unbearable whiteness of indie" by poc british girl). i agree their newswire is too gossipy.
Noah Ortiz
Don't say that T.T
Ryder Gonzalez
fuqqqq imagine how many Rare Zoes we could've gotten if there was video of Zoe.
even if she only made it one """question""" that would be like 22 seconds, and if it was a youtube video that means it would've been like 30 fps.
so 22x30 that would've meant a potential of 660 RareZoes!
6 6 0 6 0
I M A G I N E M A G I N E
Cooper King
>Zoe Camp literally who?
Hunter White
no one rly, just the most beautiful patrish woman in the world and my future wife.
Hunter Hughes
Stooooooooop That's too tragic
Dylan White
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN Gucci Mane 7.0 Gap Dream 5.2 Shy Glizzy 7.1 Big Business 7.6
Adrian Johnson
why does p4k only do 4 reviews a night now
Benjamin Bennett
whens the next big release senpai
Matthew Ortiz
>>Sun Kil Moon's (aka Mark Kozelek) next album, a double CD called Common As Light And Love Are Red Valleys Of Blood, is set to be released on February 28, 2017
Jaxson Cook
i guess because they now update 6 nights a week with new release reviews with the seventh night update being a review of a "classic" for sunday