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/brit/ - The Tosspot Pan Head Edition
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Fistfight
ah yes
plymouth is actually an alright place
>May/Clinton world leadership
quick! name something brits never do
brushing their teeth
haven't received nudes from a slag in ages lads
even panhead has a gf
why don't you?
be slaves
Howling at the fucking state of American politics
the PNW is so comfy
I wish our forests had cozy carpets
lads
gf tried to strangle me while I was giving her cunilingus haha what am i like
where did you meet them?
just ordered a big fat papa johns for £16 laddos
XXL pizza with cheesy jalapeno bites and buffalo wings literally salivating at the prospect. this will feed me for 2 or 3 days
>the edition in the subject mong is back
bit cold out
By jove
Reckon her friends thought I was just trying to pump and dump tb h
They gave me some dirty looks and made it proper awkward when I left her. Probably chatted all sorts of shite about me the day after and persuaded her I wasn't worth it.
Added to the fact that looks-wise I was way out of her league and she was a virgin.
touche
don't give him attention you mong
>thinking that the FBI isn't run by clinton
waheyy bit friday night in with the /brit/ lads
Help, lads.
Signed up to dating site. Miraculously two girls who are Not Ugly messaged me and seem nice. I also started making ground with a girl I work with and went for a drink with her.
What do?
Ignore the girls online or keep going with the girl from work? I am aware of the repercussions and awkwardness of going out with a girl from work.
Why do these /brit/ personalities always end up getting doxxed
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>may/trump world leadership
it will be Reagan-Thatcher all over again
the """special relationship""" will resume
*jabs you*
waheyy
Tomorrow I'll go to the camp, as a counselor.
Wish me good luck.
>£16
fuck the UK is so much more expensive
>May/Clinton/Merkel triumvirate leading the Western world
May God have mercy on us all
>didn't win the Sup Forums banner contest
>had to give $20 to the gook to renew my pass instead of getting a free one
waheyyyyyyy
Give me attention
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Comey needs to be in prison for injecting politics into an FBI investigation.
If this is new information, then he is incompetent. If it's not, then he rushed to judgement for his own politics.
People reporting to him have, off the record, said he is "a dirty cop" and needs to leave.
No CTR here. Just reporting from what's on TV now.
>Sup Forums pass
We're no better. Remain or Leave, I don't see how anybody can be happy with how the Tories are doing things.
What's the consensus here on May's approach. Good or bad? Do people still think we're going 100% Hard or will they soften up?
I am of the opinion that it will be "Talk big, act soft". That way when things aren't as bad as they could have been people will say "Oh well, it could have been much worse".
cold out
>May/Clinton/Merkel
YAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSS
yeah our pizza delivery is expensive as fuark mate
this is with a £10 off orders over £25 voucher too
The pizza alone is priced at £19.99
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cracking cock sucking lips lads
*turns up the love*
Hedge your bets m8
The state of modern dating scene is at the point where girls are messaging hundreds of guys who are themselves messaging hundreds of girls. Having three on the go at the same time isn't that bad.
any don wanna smoke some sensi
Doing a night shift at Papa Johns, lads.
Just stuffed my pubes in some twat's pizza that he ordered, and guess what sort of cheese is in his jalapeño bites!
24 mg of ephedrine and 300 mg of caffeine straight down the gullet
hillary needs to be in prison too
why do people say thicc when they mean fat
>!
lmao epic! xD
>why are people idiots?
Honesty don't know why yanks hate Clinton so much
She's a boring, centrist, safe pair of hands
Only a nation of idiots would vote for a retarded tv personality instea-
Oh right
>you will never just lie there and spoon sara as she tells you how communism is the only true way to living an enlightened existence
why even live?
on the bus
>BBC places an article in a tiny corner of the website, not even a photo
>becomes the most read
your tricks don't work here
is i, daniel blake any good lads?
considering dragging the gf to see it
yank nog culture infecting everything as usual
>tfw you will never comfort her with russian nursery rhymes and tell her that Stalin was right before cuddling
Fuck off this is definitely you
Also
>check panheads followers
>rafi dormer stone
Ahh yes
>7pm
>night shift
what a sheltered little neet runt you must be
>FBI director James Comey has said the bureau is reopening its investigation into Hillary Clinton's emails.
How many days do you give it till the FBI director 'accidentally' dies?
It's self-righteous lefty propaganda tosh
Bait
And
Switch
He'll resign admitting he was wrong and that her integrity is beyond reproach 2 days before the election
This isn't suicide, it's retirement
I'm a bit out of touch with it all, I have to say.
I am perhaps a bit too old fashioned. When I got two messages I panicked because I felt like I was already being unfaithful.
Yes, mate. Heartbreaking and brutal though. I doubt she's going to be fizzing at the clopper by the end, if that's your intention.
camilla long please go
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Enjoy your pizza, Rasheed
doxxed
accidentally get stuck in a pail of quick dry concrete and falls in the Potomac river
*does a thought*
hmm.... yes....... just as i had thought.....
kek
With da fishes.
>he doesn't pronounce "ball" like "bohw"
Are you even British
*sits thread out*
im not a southern poofter
remember when cork user was rumbled
nice one la
are you?
i have a physique most of you can only dream of
why
Quite like browsing the chon using my new 2-in-1 tablet pen
May never use my fingers ever again
fuck off
post more THICC girls
I am 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse
I could put you six feet under like this *snaps fingers*
Hmm..
>You will never be Jeremy Fragrance
hahahaha when was this
bit niggerish england.
haven't seen that page in 4 years at least haha
mate i'm 4'6" and built like a papier-mâché shithouse
you wouldn't want to mess with me sunshine
could go to a party but im fuckin knackered
do i or don't i
literally ate my weight in goulash and now im gonna shitpost all night and maybe do some CIV VI.
Whats on the agenda then lads?
>having the option anyway
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Strong hair game.
I wish I had a job that involved suits and women. I work in a factory with old men.
doggos been put down
absolutely hate my stupid northern accent
>I can't find one economist that's in favour of no income tax, no corporation tax and one consumption tax.
What a lying fucking cunt, he obviously didn't look very hard
Just this week on planet money they had 6 economist from across the political spectrum come up with ideas accepted by all economist and these were literally 3 of the ideas supported by all of them
That's what you get for watching journalism from the fucking guardian