Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

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千擦り
オナニ
抜く

What more words are there?

チクニー
床オナニー
アナニー
角オナニー
ヒナニー
貯精
雪見オナニ
催眠オナニー

自慰、自家発電 、 手淫、一人エッチ、マスカキ、 チンシコ、シコシコ、オナヌー、マラいぢり

ありゃ
お前passはどうした
魚女、萎える
あのな
「マス(masturbationの略)をかく」
というのが基本表現
強調形が「ブッかく」

なお、センズリはこく
マンズリは「こく」も「かく」もある

なお、「オナる」という動詞は schlickのように女性に用いるのが主だが
21世紀以降は男性にも使う


抜くは、単独で使う
お前、病気やな
って
俺に言われて、どうする?

角オナ
って知っているか?

お前をレイプす(ry

前立腺オナニー
は ハマるぞ
絵は貼らんが

ええもん、みっけ
video.fc2.com/ja/a/content/201110309yeZJ1F3/

youtube.com/watch?v=X_3vmKm3d2Q

You're in Sapporo, about to go in to a store, when you see a sign saying :

>ジャップをお断りいたします

what do you do?

Is Toei a meme? Im sure that there is sth wrong with that.

>sirens outside my condo

The Tokyo metro was a state-owned company first.
After war, that was privatized.
And private company doesn't make railway lines of low profitability, so local government of Tokyo metropolis made those.
That is a company of the Toei subway.
Therefore those lines are inconvenient relatively.

>create advanced train network
>always delayed because japs keep killing themselves on it

>Matsuri Takahashi reaches Norwegian News
fun

...

There are no people who kill themselves on subway.
They can't enter the rail area because of doors.
The rail line that there are many suicide is the JR Chuou line of parastatal company.

Aren't there doors in a subway on London?

then why were my trains in japan delayed because of 人身事故, jap?

>get on shinkansen
>old man sets himself on fire

KEK

Tnx

Bcs of 自殺

Yes
Just one, though. We use it to enter and leave.

I think the reason why is that subway connect the line with the other common private railway line.
There are some suicide incidents at the railway lines on the ground.
You're welcome.

either London underground or underwear.

ニャン