/brit/
Loyal colonies edition
/brit/
Nicholas Martinez
Ian Long
shit thread so far
Matthew Powell
Gonna absolutely smash it this thread ngl
might as well just give up your (You)s right now lads haha
Noah Morales
>can here the partying normals from my bedroom
Ah, yes
Alexander Young
australia would be a near perfect country if it was colder
Brody Thompson
...
Hunter Perry
Tasmania is nicer
Adrian Garcia
youtube.com
*japanesey noises*
Kevin Foster
There are girls too
They're all my age, uni students
Eli Reyes
youtube.com
Thread music
Jordan Bell
>Vietnam has better jobs/pay but Thailand has better quality of life and less pollution
still hard to make a decision
Luke Edwards
...
Benjamin Sanders
> frankly I dont care for such meaningless sentimentality
Lincoln Bell
going to work now bye
Isaiah Butler
NO WAIT user IT'S SATURDAY
YOU'RE NOT IN WORK TODAY
William Nelson
>going to work
>on a saturday
Lincoln Edwards
Kendall Jenner would be the perfect woman if she had bigger boobs
Aaron Morgan
Never met a pom living in Australia i liked
Other day i was playing an unspecified MMORPG and i found some fucking 71 year old pommy cunt playing
I told him there's too many chinks, indians and poms here and he said yeah i know my wife is fillipino
Told him to fuck off with her and he said he'd been here since the 70s and therefore he's a 10 pound pom and had the nerve to tell me to ask my grandfather what that means because im "only 21"
The average 21 year old Australian is far more educated than the average 21 year old pom so i can understand why he thought i was as dumb as the youth on the shithole of an island he escaped but anybody who literally has GOTTA GETTA should be deported
Fuck poms, all they do is whinge
Robert Miller
Got the p'made ready
Benjamin James
>CEOs and successful men taking days off
Ahh yes alri deano
Jackson Morales
>I work all weekend every weekend
Julian Bennett
Most recent ancestor came in 1920 from Edinburgh
If your ancestors arrived after WW2 you will NEVER (not at any point in time) be a true ANZAC, whether you're from some Chinese hellhole, the Netherlands or the 'nited 'dom
Daniel Rogers
>CEOs and successful men shitposting on /brit/
very impressive
Josiah Ortiz
>MPs releasing a Christmas song for Jo Cox
Ah yes let's milk the shit out of this and block brexit
Jaxon Diaz
Thinking about going vegetarian.
Alexander Reyes
I have more free time to shit post at work and get away with it than you. I make my own rules
Nolan Mitchell
>1920
Sorry that is far too late. Earliest of mine was in the 1830s (NI) and latest in the 1850s (NI + Northern England and Scotland lowlands)
Anthony Garcia
>having lots of free time in a dead end job is successful
ah yes very impressive
Caleb White
guess I'm 1/8th dirty pommie then
Better than a lot desu
Tyler Perez
3/8 maori tho
Juan King
back from work now hi
Leo Hill
>dead end job
Running my own businesses isn't dead end sonny get back on fifa
Joseph Brown
Good post
Anthony Butler
hey babe need a post-work foot massage?
Eli Martin
not at all, unironically would prefer that to being D*tch or chinese, at least I'd be good at rugger
Jayden Garcia
>fifa
Anthony Adams
What does your business do?
Nicholas Garcia
why are all maori such fat cunts?
Nathaniel Edwards
post proof
Henry Harris
It writes a series of semi-autobiographical novels
Nathaniel Lewis
in the olden days the used to hang posh cunts with silk laden rope so they woudlnt get rope burn on their neck
have you ever heard more redundant shite
who cares if you've got some scratch on your neck when you're literally ded
Josiah Bell
oversees the smooth operation of machinery
yeah in fact i do *dropkicks you through the wall* ah yes much better
Jaxson Rogers
Kfry bru
Jeremiah Gomez
terrific
Levi Howard
Morning fellow GMT'ers
Jordan Martin
>prefer that to being dutch
why? I can understand chinese but dutch is the closest to anglo you can get without being anglo
Brayden Wright
am fuckn drunk
Cooper Bell
Was the official breakup of The Spice Girls the saddest day in British history?
Jackson James
King didn't fancy another civil war
Jaxon Ross
shan't be clicking
Luke Myers
don't like Cara that much
David Sanchez
Nobody did. She was the most heavily forced meme in recent memory.
Chase Brown
Would lick her bumhole 2b
Camden Stewart
hello Johan
Evan Morgan
The fuck is that meant to mean? Cara is objectively attractive
Jack Perry
Good morning, /brit/
Ryan Harris
Got ripped to shreds on Sup Forums yesterday
Haven't followed anything about Rogue One, and asked if there were Bothan spies in it. Turns out this is some sort of bait people have been posting for months because the Bothan spies thing was in episode 6, not 4, and they became very hostile for a prolonged period.
Feeling a bit insecure as a result, please go easy with the banter today.
Austin Allen
When are you getting annexed by Russia lad?
Jaxon Bailey
I was memeing mate, Cara's definitely hot
Joseph Ortiz
Business transactions, duh
Jose Young
>vaping
>being fat
why do people make themselves runty?
Blake Diaz
*taps thread edition*
Elijah Wright
youtube.com
early 2000's hardcore and metalcore was so sick man
STRAIGHT FUKKEN EDGE
Jackson Foster
not one
Jason Foster
I personally don't find her all that appealing, though I could see why someone would.
Don't waste my time, I need to use the car to take the guy to the place.
Chase Rodriguez
morning lads
John Jones
just added my first maisie to the wank bank, that one earlier in the thread of her in her knickers
Connor Baker
Morning, Long night
Michael Bennett
well good morning
Jayden Bell
many bothans died to bring you this shitpost
James Baker
68178333
>adding a photo of a middling celeb that isn't all that revealing to masturbate to
Jace Gomez
her face looks okay in some pics but horrid in others
Josiah Gray
sunk a few standards to enjoy life a bit more
Elijah Foster
the celebrity folder desperately needs bulking out
I shan't be wanking to it, it's just a form of autism
Owen Hill
Always looks horrid
She's deformed
Landon Scott
>posh idiots who don't know how fast food works
Had to wait behind a nuclear family of these twats babbling on at subway
Levi Rogers
she got an alri body for a womanlet tho
Samuel Reyes
come on /brit/, make some noise
Isaac Carter
Fair enough
Kayden Hall
>US President-elect Donald Trump has spoken directly with the president of Taiwan - breaking with US policy set in 1979, when formal relations were cut.
Connor Barnes
>Always looks horrid
>She's deformed
Parker Rivera
*angry flute noises*
Justin Barnes
>celebrity folder
Kayden Carter
yes? is something wrong?
Aaron Baker
>subway
Someone suggest a new sub cause im bored of my old one. For reference:
Ham, lettuce, onion and chipotle mayo on a toasted italian herb loaf
Is what i used to get
Colton Lopez
I shall die a kissless virgin lads haha!
Mason Reyes
Bloody immigrant, send her back to where she came from
Kayden Ross
pack of runts in this thread
but what does that make me?
Jaxson Gray
>tfw too autistic to masturbate to pictures of pretty women on the internet
Hunter Rodriguez
aggressive use of spacing there, can you please tone it down in the future, we don't have unlimited space in /brit/
Jordan Anderson
Meatball marinara, triple cheese, jalapenos, gherkins, hearty italian
Eli Adams
have unironically been hugged ha
Christopher Thomas
a turbo-runt
Gabriel Young
...
Joshua Campbell
*sits atop the /brit/ mountain*
*camera pans to me*
*let out a slow but loud ree*
Michael Scott
IMMIGRANTS OUT REEEEEEEEEEEE
Sebastian Green
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Asher Bailey
I SAID COME ON /BRIT/
MAKE SOME FUCKING NOISE
Brandon Nguyen
do not support globalist capitalism by going to subway
find a local italian deli. their sandwiches might be a tad more expensive but the meat and bread will be better quality
Jaxon Hernandez
same
I flirted with qt girl in year 10 and she said she liked me, but I was to spergy and anxious to even ask her to the movies or anything
Then I became a loner shut in and just played videogames and 5 years laters nothings gotten better