Trusting Texans ever

>Trusting Texans ever

Selling your soul doesn't make you an untrustworthy person.

>Indianan """people"""

Arizona seems to me more untrustworthy

How can Mississippi twerk when they're too fat to stand up?

>how to google something
>how to get out of florida

>FUCKING HAWAII

Kansas can't find itself

>Alabamans have to google how to fuck because their education is so shit

Based South Carolina

>how to fish
let out a solid chuckle

>how to get away with murder
fucking delaware

>Pennsylvania

Every other state is an embarrassment.

New Mexico knows tfw no gf

>Michigan
Are you serious? That's all we have to do here.

"How to explain mansplaining"
Wow NY, and I though CA was a leftist wasteland

Americans are fucking stupid

I literally don't even know which of those midwest blobs is Indiana. I can locate Bhutan on a map but I have no clue where Indiana is.

>how to stop Trump
too late, fags

>New York
Please kill us.

This, my PA brother.

>How to make fire?
Not all Ohioans are retarded, I swear.

>How to get out of Florids?
Also Alabama confirmed for contributing more posters to /pol

right under michigan

>Rhode island

>how to get away with murder
>how to stop Trump
>how to make an igloo
>how to make fire
>how to fish
>how to be a ninja
>how to get out of Florida
>how to twerk
>how to find Kansas
>how to catch Pokemon
>how to battle in Pokemon Go
>how to join the Illuminati
>how to get rid of cockroaches (call Serbians)
>how to sell your soul

AMERICA, FFS

>north carolina
Not sure how to feel 2bh.

Why are Amerisharts do dumb?

>california
look in the mirror famalam

>how to sell beanie babies
I'm okay with this

>how to surrender
>how to acknowledge agincourt

FRANCE, FFS

>how to delete Facebook
That's pretty funny. I guess that's from all the drama on WV facebook. :/

>how to find kansas?
>americans are so stupid they can't even find the state they're living in

>how to crab
We don't crab, you idiots. The crabs are almost all dead and Pennsylvania keeps sending us more pollution.

>Florida

You'd be surprised. When I was going to high school in Maryland I told the class that I didn't like crab and they all shunned me.