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wakey wakey churchcuck druggie

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Why are there so many fucking niggers in Joyce Chu's new video?

youtube.com/watch?v=hfBiYqg1pGs

Go to church pablo

>Watching red people

joke's on you. my name is bakunawa and I'm going to make you worship my rude and crude phallus instead.

is it blocked in malaysia?

No it's just cringy

so you're gay huh

stop hating on Joyce

I don't hate her though, it's the production company that churns out cringy music videos that entertains the lowest common denominator that's all I'm saying and insinuating. Your projection of me being gay is simply something deeply rooted in yourself.

will I be lynched on the spot if I publicly do the nazi salute somewhere in Berlin?

alright so when did you suck your last dick bud
before or after your fifth daily prayer

Hans, seek help.

lapar

some of you are alright, dont go to mall of asia today

add some suede shoes to that

no shoes?
what are you gonna wear? tsinelas?

he's gonna teleport behind you nweiz.

Just dropping in to say good luck philippines in ridding your country of degenerates.

>tfw no qt vigilante assassin gf

berak

Hopefully we can start with our god emperor

test post

meet me at recto 5pm

I've heard many things about Duterte from friends who've visited the Philippines. Is it true that if you do drugs at night he'll come and shoot you in the face?

Malay chan please stop posting gore on Sup Forums, thanks.

yeah,he drives in a civilian car and patrols Davao city at night when he was mayor

you don't even have to have drugs the police will provide it for you

Third worlders love the populist strongman

The dumb and easily swayable ones

Siesta in a few minutes

Philip-sama :3

>apk nag-aaral ka simula Biyernes hanggang Linggo ng walang tigil

>Flip katana
Ñeta

Buy an itak instead

...

Now you only have to add USA-sama Japanese-sama. And some other European watching outside.

It's too hard to find decent Indo porns, Can anyone let me know some Indonesian porn sites?

Gib decent korean porn first

Is anyone watching the live Duterte parody show-within-a-show featuring a Trump parody?

Why would you want?
Gook women have small tits/butt but Indo girls.

Porn is haram m8

>Eliseo the Batangueno: Is making Darna the national superhero possible?
>Dugong: Captain Barbell is the superhero of the gym users. It should be Dyesebel. Her statue should be in Scarborough Shoal.
>Trumpet: How about a statue of Ariel in front of the Trumpet Tower?

any recommended stock trading e-books?

Premartial sex too m8
but Indo girls don't give a shit about it, i mean its a good thing, but why is it allowed?

I only know semprot but I don't even browse that site anymore.

try semprot.com

>another Duterte parody is the guest of another parody show-within-a-show starting Krissy

hehehehe

>jones

>waste money on gf
>waste money for 1 hour sex hook up
>still feel lonely
what is there to life

[spoiler]Yusuf Taiyoob[/spoiler]

>two beautiful girls

>talking to flip girl
>she asks me if I like movies, we get into a conversation, I learn that she likes romance movies
>tell her to watch the Notebook, she might like it
>she says she did, the main character was "gwapo"
>ask her what gwapo means
>"you're gwapo too"
...

Guys
What did she mean by this?

Why is her stomach so bloated?

desu it's kinda hot

If Malaysia wishes to war against Myanmar on behalf of the Rohingyas, then we say: welcome, we are ready for war. We will slaughter you useless Malays like we do your black brothers

>mfw found my friend's sis private photos

gwapo means handsome

Haven't you heard spanish before? 'gwapo' is the same as 'guapo' in spanish.

>we
what part of yangon are you from m8?

Hugs and cuddles

You know the drill

Where's my Chinese girlfriend?

>private
She must either be stupid or not even real. Post them user. Censor the eyes.

have you served and spread the word of your saint yet?

Kek she's a traitor

I am so sad that gook women and japs hate Kpop ;__;

Good night sweet princess.

HAHAHHAHAHAHA

YELLOW LPKEKS FUCKING BTFO

MARCOS IS GONNA BE THE NEW VP MOTHERFUCKERS

MAKE THE PHILIPPINES GREAT AGAIN

MPGA

MPGA

MPGA

come home mr. chang

tfw no ASEAN qt to hug from behind with

Did anyone here go to Market Market earlier today?

That's disgusting and cringeworthy.

Did the marcocuck cheating pushed through

Marcoses are the worst thing to happen to PH desu. We would have been richer than Singapore and have AFA by now if Senior didn't mess things up.

She resigned as a Cabinet Member for dutdut
If the info is true that Robredo would have been prevented from attending cabinet meetings, I cannot see what purpose it would serve her (and more importantly, the voters) to continue wasting time trying to participate in a system that has denied her.

I think it's also funny that early commenters on the FB page are all "good riddance, now bring in someone who will actually do work!". Leni was (hesitantly) afforded a very limited role in Duterte's administration, and I think in some ways she has already done more during the first 100 days than Binay did for the entirety of his term (official duties: not campaigning for President which Binay did in earnest each and every day of his life as VP).

is this the idol shit thing?

Yes.

Are said FB commenters Mocha Uson's puppets?

Besides, FB is known to be a haven of Marcos loyalists anyway. If anything, Twitter has more sane people.

Didn't bother. Was lazy and not a fan of akb anyway.

FB comments are half filled with paid shills.

Honestly I feel so sorry for Cayetano now. He did so much for Rody before the campaign and during the campaign, he was such a loyal politician, and now he's being NTR'd by the demons.

>FB comments are half filled with paid shills.
I know. Most of the Disqus and Facebook pro-Rody accounts are fake accounts which post nothing but pro-Rody material and are only friends with each other.

>FB comments are half filled with paid shills.
As do, on another dimension, network wars fags. This is Kikebook for you.

The funny thing about Marcos is that even my staunch Duterte-supporting uncles hate Marcos with a passion and were angry about the whole burial thing.

Nah, looking at network war pages, most of the accounts are genuine. Trolling maybe, but they are genuine.

Just an observation: how come with the Marcos burial issue the militants, as mad as they were with the whole fiasco, never blamed Duterte even once? They kept rallying that the justices involved should be impeached, but they said virtually nothing about the mastermind of the whole ordeal. I assume if Aquino had given the go-signal they would have wanted his head by now. Why don't they ask Duterte to resign or at the very least apologize? Whatever happened to the command responsibility argument they loved to use so much during the Aquino administration?

What do you think of Jews?

like arabs, they're vipers

Who?

Why does Mocha look so fucking crap nowadays? Like she used to be really hot back when she did that dancing & sex blog gig.

>be Mocha.
>New career is basically sitting in front of computer shitposting all day.
Basically what we do so now shes fat.

Where are the Thais here? I need to talk to them about Phichit and Siam Paragon.

She still looks okay at least. Angel Locsin looks unattractive now since she gained so much weight, and besides blazers don't look good on her.

The best indicator of paid trolls is when they use pics of cute Asian celeb girls and sometimes boys
those overly filtered ones to make them look White

Depends on the ones who rallies
I think unifags and the richfags do blame dutdut but not just him

Im guessing the actual militants dont

That's the strange thing. Back in P-Noy's term whenever an issue happened, even if he wasn't directly involved, the militants always wanted his head. But with Duts even if he messes up the militants are nowhere to be found.

Im eating papaya atm.
I used my mum's papaya soap in the shower.
I also use my ate's papaya feminine wash on my bp.
There is papaya-based astringent on my imotou's dresser.
Why are flips so addicted to papaya?

Blame companies who want to take advantage of Flip white skin envy.

清正清邦农的同性恋者?

kontol

有多少的乐高砖块可以的东西了您的范?

el kazajistANO

你多大的重量?

I have some Philippine Papaya cubed up waiting in my freezer to be turned into Papaya milk.
This one Papaya cost me 1,49€ or roughly 53 Philipphine Peso.

>bp

Just use kojic products or drink those Glutathione pills it will only work if you take it with vitC
Its liver pills basically with skin lightening as a side effect

are you still sad?

YAHALLO