did a wank edition
/brit/
Adam Powell
Noah Rogers
this is the thread for me
Leo Bailey
rude
apologise now
Carson Ramirez
*falls asleep on your chest*
Luis Perry
craving some of those cadbury creme eggs lads
Jeremiah Diaz
bbc.co.uk
See lads? Syrians are British after all!
Come home brown man!
Anthony Fisher
having a go
Lucas Campbell
the £10 pair of earphones I've been using for the last 3 years have just stopped working in one ear lads
hope I can find this pair again
Gavin Hernandez
funny how you can tell how grim an area is just by the road layout on a map
Hudson Bennett
>have to go back to waterford in 6 hours
Anthony Cooper
>The discovery was made when the fragments were included in an EU-funded research project
Lucas Flores
just get a pair of the new Xiaomis, you won't need anything else
Ryan Green
I know these feels
Sony used to do a great pair and they changed the model to some cheap shit
The apple ones are the best imo but they are expensive and they last
Grayson Carter
EEEEEEEEERRRR
Asher Price
do you have a car? its a goat drive
where are you now?
Carter Fisher
panasonic does the best, you can get them in tesco for about 15 euro
Joseph Anderson
poo
Jeremiah Walker
Why would you buy anything else apart from Xiaomis? are you thick
Ayden Bailey
culchie
Xavier Carter
having a square sausage
Leo Gonzalez
New word: Sadisfy; being satisfied that you are sad
Jaxson Phillips
In dublin, no I have to take the luas and a bus down to citywest to get a lift
Gabriel Robinson
if you use ear buds at your computer you are a monumental pleb
Ayden Reyes
Remember that one post that "Anonymous" wrote in /brit/ back in februrary that made you chuckle?
Yep that was me
Sebastian Green
before I got this pair I'd go through a set every month or so
really hope they haven't changed the model
Jacob Adams
I have never so much as cracked a smile at a Finnish post
Carter Adams
what if im in bed comfy and my headphones are on my desk and i want a wank and my ear buds are right next to me?
Ryan Carter
>game is set in the county I used to live in
quite fond of this episode, mates.
Adrian Foster
>the county I used to live in
YOU HAVE TO GO BACK
Adrian Murphy
>wank
heathen, and on a holy day?
Joshua Parker
thats an acceptable exception
Jace Davis
maybe bc you is gay haha
Jace Gray
nah mate, not fond of Shropshire to be entirely honest with you.
Isaiah Young
what if only wankers use headphones
Kayden Ward
shall commence the wank in exactly 5 minutes when the day of rest is over in respect to our lord
Kevin Robinson
good lad
Dylan Kelly
wtf its not even on the hour?!?
Austin Rogers
what parts of northern ireland will I get my head smashed in over an accent/number plate?
Easton Kelly
>sunday ends at half 1
Thomas Flores
what's your new county?
essex is full so don't even think about it
Robert Torres
amazon.com
have been running with these for more than a year now
good for the price
Evan Perry
Belfast and derry that i know of
Ethan Kelly
tis exactly 11:57 in the PM
Zachary Watson
>scimitars
you literally cant make this shit up
Asher Taylor
will steal
Sebastian Morales
where, in weirdo retard land?
Thomas Bennett
i hate australia now!
Lucas Adams
Morning lads
Kayden Parker
what timezones change by the half hour?
Liam Long
Adelaide.
Aiden Powell
What time do you call this young man?
Asher Allen
>his country doesn't have AT LEAST three (3) timezones
Liam Martin
We should try to get Sup Forums banned by the UK porn filter haha that would be mad
Grayson Cooper
have you a model number m8?
Brayden Murphy
>+9:30
omg you can't get ANYTHING right . just pick a coast god damnit
Ryan Evans
Dominic Ross
Kent, my mate.
Lived here about a year and a half now.
Went to uni with a lad from Essex. Was a bit of a wanker.
Kevin Bailey
gearbest.com
they discontinued the piston 3s
Angel Morgan
>his country isn't the centre of time itself
Carson King
>Can't stand living at home
>Can't get enough money to move out
Ah yes, my dad can't wait to watch another shite action film filled to the brim with guns and explosions on the loudest setting he can find so it goes through the house
Brandon Clark
>I have to take the luas and a bus down to citywest
Nathan Perry
christ, even South Australia has daylight savings?
Fucking HELL I HATE Western Australia
Luke Powell
literal madman
Christian Richardson
he seems far less agitated in his new flat. can actually understand most of what hes saying.
Nolan Jones
>Scimitar: the name is thought to be derived from the Persian word shamshēr which literally means “paw claw,”
CUTE
Sebastian Ortiz
Can't wait for the reveal of the protagonist, hate to say it but the writers have been really letting down the show in the last few months
Ayden Wood
thanks
Gabriel Walker
iktf partially
i have enough to move out but i also like saving vast amounts that would go to living expenses
Zachary Parker
>paw claw
sissy persians
Luke Young
why is he sweating in winter?
Christopher Phillips
wait so you're saying he does what he wants in his own house? how dare he!
he should be forced to accommodate the selfish needs of some crybaby parasite.
Jaxson Bennett
*unsheathes paw claw*
say that again
Isaac Taylor
new
Wyatt James
IN south australia I was born
Ethan Wood
ah yes german taxis
Oliver Reyes
It's a fucking nightmare.
He's not a bad guy but he's just annoying to live with.
He earns a fucking fortune yet all he does with his time off is watch some dodgy tv box that streams films. The problem is he watches them one after the other, day in day out, so he's watched everything good and watches absolute shite channel 5 tier stuff because he can't think of anything else to do.
All day in my room hear nothing but the same fucking explosions and gun sounds
Just end me senpai
Bentley Taylor
nah i never really watched tims video back in spracken
Grayson Hill
I'm off to bed. Good night lads. Logging off at 12:36 am.
Logan Gray
same colour as my mums bathroom
wew
Jeremiah Davis
ah yes
Cameron Miller
what about them?
Luis Edwards
Tim is the protagonist
The person who blocked him in is the antagonist messing him around
Blake Cooper
how does he earn so much if he wastes his time like that
also, I was surprised to learn all the normies have those kodi boxes . a hard rain is gona fall when are theresa finds out about this
Nathaniel Rogers
having E & S-class as standard cars for minicabs is crazy
Daniel Wilson
Because he's worked his way up to a GOAT job so he just gets paid a fortune constantly and doesn't even have to work half of the time, but he doesn't like reading, or walking, or doing sport, or anything really so he just sits inside blasting out films really fucking loudly.
Jackson Flores
what is wrong with these? pretty fancy. germany must be where all the billionaires fucked off to
Jaxson Perry
Why do asians only drive mercedes?
Blake Clark
why?
what kind of cabs do you have in britain?
Jason Roberts
might go in for a leisurely sunday afternoon wank
*sprawls out*
Matthew Adams
Levi Sanders
uh, thats racist?
Caleb Cox
its here, mercedes and tesla are the average taxis here now
Thomas Cruz
common enough here
Tyler Smith
prius'
Camden Nguyen
he sounds depressed
Bentley Butler
how can he afford a private rented flat and a car if he doesn't work and this is psychologically disturbed . I can't afford that and I'm healthy. just end me
Mason Williams
I know
Kevin Powell
only the rich pakis
the rest drive toyota people carriers
Isaiah Lee
lol
how much do you pay for a 10km ride in the city?
Aaron Collins
they lease them