This triggers the Italian

This triggers the Italian.

italian cuisine is god tier

...

I will literally murder you and your lineage

wow I sent a web tip to a police.

pasta and forks are greek you slav subhuman

why cut pasta though, it makes no sense.

Why eat pasta, it's overrated unhealthy shit and it makes no sense.

*pull the trigger*

>this triggers the grillino

sometimes i wish i could punch retards like you through my screen

It triggers everyone with more than half a brain, desu.

Triggers me too, my friend would also break up the ramen in the package before cooking it, that triggered me so much I wanted to hit him

Itt: actual autism

subhuman

I can't be bothered to do the spoon twist thing so I just cut it up.

Still better than your curry shits, Patel

Italian food is delicious
Best thing to come out of China

I never knew about the connection to China before but I guess it makes sense

fag homo

wow

>implying the maltese dont do it better.

There's literally nothing wrong with this, especially if you have small pot.

This is an atrocity though.

this pasta is soooo white

why?

Because it's not Italian.

>ba dum tss

because it's not italian

it looks fine, i will remove ananas before eating that tho

because it's not italian

fuck

i'm pretty white since i'm not terrone and take literally zero sun in the winter

It's ok. Just couldn't resist making that bad joke.

>being this obsessed with whiteness
kek

i don't really care desu

just saying

MUH POLENTA
MUH FOG

my father went to malta in 1997 and said u had the worst pasta and coffee he had ever tasted

pasta was so overcooked it wasn't even real and coffe was water and sand

>picking out things you don't like

Underage detected.

polenda is good

fog is kinda annoying if too much, if u still can see through i don't really care about it

if i were underage i will had thrown the whole pizza

this way i can save the good

>Literally "Not how nonna used to make it."

I know how you people are. I bet your dad tells you that the Portuguese are only good for chicken and drywall, and that North American Italians play football with their hands.

>Putting sweet, sugary fruit on pizza
Now that's a childrens' thing desu
What's next, apples? Strawberries? Watermelon?

we don't know nor care about portoguese people in my family

i used to play it with my feet when i was a kid, so i can confirm it's not true

fucking leaf

>play football with their hands.

how the fuck are you supposed to play it, dumbie?

Who authentic Italian pizzapastapestopennepepperoni here?

That's handegg, you silly wop.

> not handegg

Kys, Giovanni Tagliatelle

ma.. gli altri italiani nel filo hanno raggione.. qual è la ragione per cui la pasta è così bianco?

nice carbon finish right there, ted

kys, burzum goatheadssen

you are living in canada and calling soccer football. DISGUSTING

my favourite pasta is with ketchup, tuna and edam cheese

You're living in Italy and calling it soccer,

maybe you should stick to bocce, tomatoes, semolina, and whining about how your country has been falling further behind in the human race every year since the fall of Rome. Better hurry up before the Maltese lap you.

Literally no one does this though

YOU KEEP EDAM OUT OF THIS, YOU LITTLE SHIT!

The best Italian chef of all time is Giacomo"Jack" Scalfani, prove me wrong, you can't.

B-but my mommy did that when I was little or else I would choke