This triggers the Italian.
This triggers the Italian
italian cuisine is god tier
...
I will literally murder you and your lineage
wow I sent a web tip to a police.
pasta and forks are greek you slav subhuman
why cut pasta though, it makes no sense.
Why eat pasta, it's overrated unhealthy shit and it makes no sense.
*pull the trigger*
>this triggers the grillino
sometimes i wish i could punch retards like you through my screen
It triggers everyone with more than half a brain, desu.
Triggers me too, my friend would also break up the ramen in the package before cooking it, that triggered me so much I wanted to hit him
Itt: actual autism
subhuman
I can't be bothered to do the spoon twist thing so I just cut it up.
Still better than your curry shits, Patel
Italian food is delicious
Best thing to come out of China
I never knew about the connection to China before but I guess it makes sense
fag homo
wow
>implying the maltese dont do it better.
There's literally nothing wrong with this, especially if you have small pot.
This is an atrocity though.
this pasta is soooo white
why?
Because it's not Italian.
>ba dum tss
because it's not italian
it looks fine, i will remove ananas before eating that tho
because it's not italian
fuck
i'm pretty white since i'm not terrone and take literally zero sun in the winter
It's ok. Just couldn't resist making that bad joke.
>being this obsessed with whiteness
kek
i don't really care desu
just saying
MUH POLENTA
MUH FOG
my father went to malta in 1997 and said u had the worst pasta and coffee he had ever tasted
pasta was so overcooked it wasn't even real and coffe was water and sand
>picking out things you don't like
Underage detected.
polenda is good
fog is kinda annoying if too much, if u still can see through i don't really care about it
if i were underage i will had thrown the whole pizza
this way i can save the good
>Literally "Not how nonna used to make it."
I know how you people are. I bet your dad tells you that the Portuguese are only good for chicken and drywall, and that North American Italians play football with their hands.
>Putting sweet, sugary fruit on pizza
Now that's a childrens' thing desu
What's next, apples? Strawberries? Watermelon?
we don't know nor care about portoguese people in my family
i used to play it with my feet when i was a kid, so i can confirm it's not true
fucking leaf
>play football with their hands.
how the fuck are you supposed to play it, dumbie?
Who authentic Italian pizzapastapestopennepepperoni here?
That's handegg, you silly wop.
> not handegg
Kys, Giovanni Tagliatelle
ma.. gli altri italiani nel filo hanno raggione.. qual è la ragione per cui la pasta è così bianco?
nice carbon finish right there, ted
kys, burzum goatheadssen
you are living in canada and calling soccer football. DISGUSTING
my favourite pasta is with ketchup, tuna and edam cheese
You're living in Italy and calling it soccer,
maybe you should stick to bocce, tomatoes, semolina, and whining about how your country has been falling further behind in the human race every year since the fall of Rome. Better hurry up before the Maltese lap you.
Literally no one does this though
YOU KEEP EDAM OUT OF THIS, YOU LITTLE SHIT!
The best Italian chef of all time is Giacomo"Jack" Scalfani, prove me wrong, you can't.
B-but my mommy did that when I was little or else I would choke