Fluffy thread

Fluffy thread

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Fluffies potential life duration if taken good care of is many times longer than their reproductive cycle because of how short their usual life expectancy is, right?

1. Prepare massive amounts of food and shelter for the upcoming exponential growth of population
2. Take a pair of young fluffies (lets say they're genetically of good temperament, unlikely to abandon their babies for being "poopeh" or be mean for no reason)
3. Breed them
4. Make sure as little offspring is lost as possible at any stage
5. When the baby fluffies grow up and are of age find stallions and mares for them to breed with too.
Repeat steps 4 and 5 until the original fluffies become old (but not too old that they lose contact with reality because of memory failure) and are the precedessors of a huge herd, which they know is almost entirely composed of their bloodline ("babbehs of babbehs"?), the only other fluffies being their offsprings "special friends". They have so many grand-grand-grand-grand-grandchildren they can't remember their names!
Then comes the time to collect the ripe fruit of fluffy skulls.

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>Use fluffy to wipe ass
>Fluffy horn gets stuck to ballsack
>Tears scrotum. Scream out in pain.
>Try suing someone.
>Lose lawsuit
>Fucking fluffies

So ... um ... anybody else gonna post?

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Somebody post something

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I would, but I'm at work. And I can't very well continue my story here.

I feel bad for this fluffy. Something happened to make her completely not trust humans. People sum this up to "stupidity" but lets face it in the animal world fluffies are just under humans.

They remember traumatic experiences and something happened to this fluffy where she can't even look at a "daddy" again or even trust their fabled "Skettis"

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Dolphins
Humans
Other primates
Cats Dogs
Bees
Ants
Other Insects


Fluffies

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Anyone got the ones where those fuckers are smug or defiant and then get beaten the shit out of?

Yeah.... that's the shit I do like.

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what happened next?

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Fluffies can think and act, make ideas, draw, adapt to certain conditions (winter, weather, etc.) Learn good and bad traits etc. Not through discipline but their own little reasoning.

Yeah. They are above a lot of animals. Stop trying to find a justification for hurting a fluffy because its "dumb"

fuck yeah! sketti island, whats next user?

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Fluffies flirt with sapience. It's a weird spot they're in, philosophically.

I'll kill a fluffy because the goverment has declared them an encrouching species,causing famine(destroying crops).disease(rotting corpses,feces build up),causing extra expenses cleaning up feces on a grand scale,desposing of corpses due to being 'dumb' and not being able to care of its self or babies.

The only positive thing the can give cannonly,is stress relief,and reduced crime rates.

So yeah,i'd kill a fluffy in a heartbeat

The face when Alice shits in the litterbox...Instaboner! Fucking cunt!

Don't have the rest of scruffy

is there more and you dont have it? or is that it?

except no actual government would actually do that to something that thinks, acts, feels, etc.

Honestly? Thinking about it for a second. People would love fluffies as pets. They are basically talking dogs. I can see the elderly enjoying them after their children dump them in a retirement home/village and stop caring.

I can see kids playing with them endlessly, and people with social issues / depression / loneliness having fluffies as a quick cure. Sorry to get your murder-boner all floppy.

Also since abuse is and fluffy killing is legal. Crime rates would increase when abusers run out of ferals to kill. Breaking into homes, shelters, etc just to get their fix and once fluffies are gone.

What will be left to abuse then?

Children

There are a few more things, but I can't find them atm on the booru.

Its really interesting to see where they are because they are essentially children that never grow up. They can adapt quite easily to certain ideas and the such as well.

now u're not so fast

Is there a sapience test that is at all recognized by scientific authorities?

Could a Turing Test be applied to them?

Possibly its very hard to say considering everyone's own headcannon.

doubt a fluffy can use a keyboard, talking would reveal their babyspeak and even after all that, huggies and sketties and shit like that because of small amount of subjects comprehensible by a fluffy would make the human recognize he's not talking with a person

True, but something similar can be used to treat their sapience. Put them through tests line crows. Besides, Turing Test results aren't binary.

Option a). He lands on shore a day or two later, cold, dehydrated, hungry. Boy sees him on beach. The boy is over joyed and the dad takes it to the doctor as it doesn't seem to be recovering from the stress.

Pick the world you want,and stay in it.
Fluffy or reality
Fluffy are genetically and scientifically impossible.So everything you're saying is invalid.

Now if you want to stay in the cannon world of the fluffies.the everything i said is correct.

>kids
DADDEH FLUFFY SHIT ON ME AGAIN AND BROKE MY TOYS RUNNING AROUND
DADDEH FLUFFY ATE MY CHOCOLATE AND IS NOT PROJECTIALE VOMITING ON ME

>Elderly
NURSE CAN YOU PLEASE REMOVE THIS FLUFFY FROM MY ROOM IT WONT STOP BEGGING ME FOR SKETTI AND MY ROOM STINKS OF SHIT,AND MY BAG IS CLEAN

>murder boner
Tell that to farmers when the wolves were killing livestock and endanering the US stock of cows.(Meat,milk).Same shit with fluffies

>run out of ferals
So i would go to the shelter and buy 2 of them for 50c. Then breed them my self,and have an unending supply of fluffy.They have a gestation period of 3 days. 100 fluffies within a month.

>talking dogs
DADEEH CAN I HAV SKETTIS
NO
1 MINUTE LATER
DADEEH CAN HAEV SKETTIS
NO
1 MINUTE LATER
DADEEH CAN HAEV SKETTIS
1 MINUTE LATER
DADEEH CAN HAEV SKETTIS
1 MINUTE LATER
DADEEH CAN HAEV SKETTIS
NO YOU DUMB MOTHER FUCKER SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU PEICE OF SHIT
FLUFFY SHITS ALL OVER THE PLACE RUNS AROUND SCREAMING BAD FLUFFEH
KNOCKS OVER YOUR TV AND LEAVES A TRAIL OF SHIT AROUND THE HOUSE
FLUFFY COME BACK
NO FLUFFY AM BAD BEBBEH WAN DIE WAN DIE

Tell me again why you wouldnt kill it as this is a daily occurance.

>abuse
Do you not see how quickly mothers give up their babies in return for food?
Sketti machines
Animals
Eating a baby to feed the otehr babies(yes this is natural occurance,but you're treating fluffies on a pedastal)

They are gentically instilled all of those things.Thats why a baby instatly knows what sketti is and 'milkies' as its first word.

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I'd choose fluffy. It can learn to ask for skettis after a certain amount of training. Ask for sketties too much? Sorry box.

Also fun fact: Fluffy shit is excellent fertilizer.

Also discipline. If you spoil a fluffy it'll become rotten or a smarty or a brat. Same if you spoil a child. It'll become rotten.

I know its hard to understand fluffies can learn shit, but its possible and proven.

Seems like you just want something to hurt. Don't tell me you have been trying to harm animals around your town have you?

nice

>implying animals can't act, adapt, or learn what's best for the species.

LOL
thinking hugboxers are superior to anything else
I think you have a victim complex.

I'm a sadist,but id rather see 1000 humans brutally murdered in front of me then a single dog or cat.
Dogs,cats are imprinted on humans.Fluffies will abandon anyone for a new daddy that will give it skettis or even the notiuon of being given sketti,or if the fluffy thinks having a bed time is mind breaking

A fluffy would leave its home,and run away abandoning its loving owners(in your world) its warm shelter,its 3 meals a day,just to sneak out of the house because you didnt give it skettis for each meal. Totally.

dogs and cats run away from owners all the time.

You're assuming all fluffies are spoiled smarties. As it was said above, a week trained and disciplined fluffy makes a great pet.

This is fucking amazing

now u're not so fast

>deflecting
Nice.

>Dogs,cats are imprinted on humans
>cats
zozzle

>Fluffy trained and disciplined.
"Daddeh cant fluffy have speual fewd"
"no"
"FLUFFY WAN SPEFUL FWEND"
"I said no"
*Nitetime
"Dummeh daddeh no lwet fluffy hab spwful fwed,fluffy show daddeh he wong"
>leaves house.wanders in to the sidewalk,finds alley way,find smarty who comes and rapes it,it is content,and staye with the smarty till babies,smarty ditches fluffy or greater pastures,fluffy cant support 4 children,so it eats the "poopie bebbeh" to find other bebbehs
1 week later,she is covered in shit and all but one baby is alive,having eaten the others because she is stoo stupid and pampered to know hwo to forage for food her self
Fluffy dies


You were saying?

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What kind of person would buy a fluffy skull?

Fuck off, hugboxers are literally no different from MLP cancerfags.
>It would be really cool if this fluffy pony/pony was real
>I would love this fluffy pony/Pony a lot
>I would care for this fluffy pony/ pony like a proper pet
>Why are you guys are so bad torturing such a cute creature.
Sound familiar?

Please go to /mlp/ you are what gives fluffy threads a bad name.

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What is this new cancer all about ? I can see this is a spreading disease.

Hugboxer on suicide watch

Now see the main difference between MLP Cancerfags and Hugboxers is this

Hugboxers want a pet they could talk too and play with. Ok.

MLP Cancerfags want a talking pony they could fuck, and are a reason behind the whole "antrho-fluffy" bullshit.

Been here since '11.Its never gone anywhere.Pre-dates your trap threads by 5 years .Your newfag is showing reddictunt

This stuff started years ago, calling it new is very telling about how long you've been here yourself.

>stiil deflecting

that horn is made of soft cartilage, the only thing it's going to hurt is other fluffies

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Been since '09

I recognize only "my little pony" cancer.

This seemed new to me but if you say so.

Still cancer.

If this is completely new to you, how can you judge it?

can someone tell me what the fuck all this Fluffy shit is about? I dont get it. is it gore? because if so its fucking weak

>inb4 lurk moar

i havnt for some months

Nope,fluffy been here since '11
I've been here since '06
>cancer
You mean the trap,rate,cock,facebook,kik.ylyl,steam beg,webm, porn web ,rate face,threads that haev MULTIPLE threads up at the same time, arent cancer?
Kill your self

Its called smarty abuse. It has its own category on the booru

please do not feed the trolls

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This oldfag knows what's up. I too started in '06 and all of Sup Forums's typical threads are cancer. Not sure why I stay here besides for the occasional gore and these fluffy threads. Oh and amateur porn.

Dubs checked.

Because I saw a few pictures in this thread already. I think it is natural to judge new things. If I see something that throws me out and just nothing, nothing looks worth to dig in, i just judge it. Sound obvious right ?

Being serious, I really don't understand how people can be fascinated in this stuff. I am not talking even about their age, though I could somehow understand if some little shits were creating this content and finding it interesting. Because people are people.

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Bumping for riddick

>booster rockets go!

everytime.

I completely agree. This place is too popular and there was a time when Sup Forums was better, before too many people knew about it.

Where's the last one?

I dont understand why you're fascinated with going in to threads,you clearly dont know the lore of,and dont like it and making false sentiments.

Dont like it hide the thread,unless your attempts in other threads to get attention have failed. I filter out about 100 threads at any given time.Most of the cancer is blocked,but sometimes the sneak through.Hide thread.
ding

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I agree they are mostly cancerous. However, "fluffy" as you call it, is below the cancer I see here. It's like a HIV/AIDS/cancer mixed with ape's brain. Just my opinion on "fluffy" stuff and all "fluffy" people. Have a good day sir :)

Also respect for being here since '06.

7/8/144/155/12/420/master/etc are shit and or slow as fuck,post wise and server wise.

There is literally no where else to go to anymore.Staying in this nostalgia cesspooll is all that is left

This is the beauty of Sup Forums. A chain of b8ters and trolls. Trolls trolling trolls and trolls trolling other trolls by pretending to take b8. It's beautiful. Anonymity has created an endless chain of trolls. keep doing what you do best Sup Forums and never change.

fuck your shit. 03 here, with about one suicide attempt after that.

Think happy tree friends, written and drawn by fans.
To me it's the lore and the almost organic way this lore came to be. There is a really fleshed out universe that can tell almost any story, from the perspective of a funny technicolered stupid miniature horse.

If they are below cancer threads,then they would have more value

I know right? That or 4chanArchive or other places to view saved older threads. Sometimes I find one or two I missed.

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