Hey Sup Forums what's your secret?

Hey Sup Forums what's your secret?
Are you gay? Cuz I am after all I'm OP

Op incriminates those who post here

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My secret is that I'm certain that my father is gay

gay web sites in his history

little ur anus didnt get rekt fem

What kind of gay porn did you find in the history

I really want to fuck my ex and a bunch of my gf's friends. Her best friend is a major Virgin and Kings chubby but hugs tits. Would bang

My secret is I am god

im going to drug and rape my girlfriend of 8 years 12 year old sister some day.

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cum all over pictures of my sister's face on ipad

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20 years ago, pay site front pages, closed them and walked away. RIP daddy anyway

i like convincing males to take estrogen.
doing my part to convert the inferior sex.

....huh, maybe i really am abusive. oh well, in some ways its an advantage.

I hate myself.

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My sister was raped, so a friend of mine helped me find the guy and beat the shit out of him. Broke his hand and nose, and he lost a tooth. But all the while we were doing this, he was gloating about it, and what she had been like. I can't stop thinking about the things he said. I never thought of her that way before but now I want to fuck my sister.

I see dead people ..........

that'd be ironic if you ended up raping her.

ironic, and horrible.

I know it makes me a horrible person. I know it. But yeah I've fapped into her panties, thinking about holding her down and making her take it.

Ive helped 3 ex gfs get fucked by a friends dog

you ganged up on someone and only broke 1 tooth, a nose and his hand ?
you just slapped him like a queer or something ?

I assaulted a man who exhibited his penis to my little sister, broke 6 of his front teeth, his nose, his cheek bone, rupture his ear drum and knocked him out cold.
didn't go to jail though, only 6 months of probation and public service because Europe.

I'm better then all you fucks I'm an ex marine give me your worst fags

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I am such a paranoid freako, I always think my gf is cheating on me with my best friend, they hang out more than I see her. I get pissed when I don't talk to her.
In reality i'm clingy and creepy as fuck, but I suppress it so much, she doesn't know.
I think of breaking up with her all the time because i'm sure that she's better than me, or is going to break up with me.

My secret is that i enjoy making small cuts on my hip and wish to die but am too much of a pussy to go through with it.

i know that feel, user

I just want someone to talk to right now, she's hanging out with my best friend right now, and i'm jealous, she's 50 mi away, so I can't do shit.

i know that constant paranoia, thinking they're going to leave you for someone better, someone they actually deserve. Getting jealous when they seem happier talking to other people. There's not much you can do, user. if you're emotionally dependent on them like i am, you're fucked

oh fuck that made my heart race.

It's like i'm talking to myself. I'm extremely emotionally dependent, it's nice to find someone that understands.

i kind of want my boyfriend to rape me but i don't wanna get pregnant

I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.

My first ever kind of contact with a girl was when I was 19, kissless virgin, and got a blowjob from a hooker in the back of a friend's car.

Ya, and in a couple months i'm not gonna be able to see him at all except through text and facetime and i'm afraid that he's gonna find someone better than me, but at the same time he deserves better than me.

After I told her what we did to him, she gave me a tight hug and cried against me for several minutes. I was so lucky she didn't feel my hard on. That was the first time I realized I wanted to do it.

That's how I feel every week, I hardly ever get to see my girl, I don't have access to a car.
I feel like she's gonna get fucked by my best friend. He says that he hates her, yet they still hangout, and smoke together.

user, that's sick

I eat my own cum regurarly... and I am straight hetero with gf for 7,5 years...she doesnt know...

Again, not much we can do but sit behind the glass wall and watch as our hearts are slowly ripped out of our chests.

I know but I can't help it.

what does it taste like?

I think I love my best friend more than she realizes

Yeah, the ride never really ends, she wonders why I'm so happy when I get to talk to her, if she heard these thoughts, she probably break up with me.

I fucked my (now ex) wife's aunt the day before our wedding. She was a very meh bang. Allegedly got pregnant but told me she "took care of it" later.

Still think about my ex and wish I could fuck her. Been over a year

boy ain't that the truth

depends on your diet...sometimes sweet sometimes bitter... but thats not really the point...

My GF is Shy but I love take nude picture of her and post it on Sup Forums . i love see other guys fapping on her pics , i would love see her banging anotcher guy ...

I used to be a tranny (did HRT for 2 yrs, presented as female..) and now I'm male and straight again.

cuck

Hello "Random" Sup Forums i am a middle aged man but i like to hang out here with you kids (you make me feel young again after my wife left me haha) but anyway recently im interested in the new fruit pictures that i have seen here recently on fourchan such as the banana and pear. They are just too funny, they're just too much :) I found this image recently and i thought you guys on this website would get a real kick out of it, it sure gave me a good chuckle haha that's for sure! I call him dan but I'll allow you to chose a name that's the best fit for you. Remember to download it so you can share with your other friends here! thanks!

-Ron G Ferguson..

Kek, I guess you smartened up, huh?

It really is.

>I have a fleshlight in its case prominently displayed on my bookshelf and no one has noticed, or at least said anything.

All that macho bullshit and you're haunted by a few choice words.

Rapist: 2
White Knight: 0

This thread again? Sure, I'll repost:

Had a GF with a smelly pussy, the kind that when you re-entered the bedroom after sex, it just had this unholy combination smell that was like ass and body odor. I also had a girl on the side.

Anyway, fucked my GF, didn't take a shower, then drove 3 hours back to college during a humid July day in a non-air conditioned car while wearing jeans.

The girl on the side, who was cute but also kind of dumb and pretty needy and really eager to please me, surprised me with a blowjob (idea probably taken right out of a Cosmo magazine article) before I could take a shower.

I said nothing as she spent 20 minutes gobbling my insanely nasty dick. I remember feeling bad for her but hey, I'll take two orgasms from two girls in three hours.

This was in the early 90's before it was common to trim your bush so besides the stank on my cock itself, I had a huge forest down there filled with both festering sweat and GF smelly pussy jizz.

bumpp

Ya I had my "fun" / rebellious druggie phase then came back to my senses and family.

good to hear, famalam.

used to give my father blowjobs as favors.

Pic related as this girl worked with me and always tried flirting with me. We become friends, both of us are married and eventually I get a divorce. After that she wanted the dick hard and would always come over even though she was married and she would wear short shorts where I could see her pussy lips hanging out when she would sit on my couch. Well, one night she comes over late to watch a scary movie and tells me she is leaving her husband and I console her like a normal friend. After the movie she starts making out with me and I start stripping her clothes off and finger her. I lift her up and carry her to my room while we are still making out, rip off her pants, and fuck the shit out of her. Only problem was her pussy smelt so bad and I could smell it during and after we got done fucking. She also creamed all over my sheets and it took me ages to get that smell out. After that night and because of the smell I cut all communication with her. No one besides her and I know about this night until now.

im a cisgendered non-binary polyamorous queer who sexually identifies as an aircraft carrier with a strong sexual preference for pansexual apache helicopters and the ocassional TV news chopper.

>pic related. its me.

typical obama voter

what did her cunt smell like?

bo and old cheese. It wasn't the normal spicy smell that most girls I've dated smelt like. Spicy is the only way I can figure out how to describe the other girls.

bermp

I visit this fucking site

which one?

omg me too! it's so cool being part of such a secret club of level 9 haxorz!

i like to kidnap little girls, strip them, get some pepper, shove my cock in their face, and then throw the pepper on their face, then force them to sneeze on my penis. it's so sexy. i always cum a lot, and dirty their faces, then i kill them. XD

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Good job m8 nice b8

Dunno if its secret, but I don't tell anyone anyway.
I never had a friend, even when I was little, even now that I'm 25 years old.
I'm not a neet, I kinda normal, successful carrer and shit, but can't or wan't or need it.

i like amy schumer's comedy.

it's not as bad as people say.

My secret is that dat boi is me

I'm a heroin addict and none of my friends, family or girlfriend know, although they do know about my other drug use. Also talking to 3 girls behind my gf's back and cheated on her with one of them last night

I like girls with penises.

I know this probably means I'm gay but guy's faces are really unattractive to me, similarly I don't like traps or shemales who aren't totally passing.

you are 99% straight dude.

its complicated, but true.

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I watched my SIL in the shower once. the second time, she saw me but shes never told anyone

I have sex with my best friend (male) on a semi-regular basis.
Both of us are married and everyone thinks we're both straight.

Been crossdressing and having sex with guys since I was 14.

wait until she starts talking and walking and she's gonna rat you out.

Nah, I've thought a lot about this a lot and I'm definitely bi with a heavy leaning to homo.

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I like traps

traps or shemales

I have to hide my super fucked up fetishes from my husband. Can only get off to them when I'm home by myself or when he goes out of town.

Sounds like something my husband would say. Except his bff isn't married. He's actually spending the night with his friend tonight.

oh shit waddup

stacy?

I post me and my wife fucking on to Tumblr and we've grown quite the following. I want to stop doing it but my wife says it makes her feel sexy. I hate the messages and the comments people leave. Specifically the ones about how she's Asian and that automatically makes her hot. Idk. I'm going to bed, I just had to get that off my chest. Goodnight Sup Forumsros

I don't yawn when I see other people yawn.

oh shit waddup

kevin?

WITH A GANGSTER LEAN MAH NIGGA

My wife doesn't know that I am a sissy cumdump for big nigger dick.

I'm not sure about the difference

wat is luv

this is funny

Neither of those people. Sorry