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>that incredibly bent leaf post near the end of the previous thread

Typical stupid fucking yank

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utter mong

what does this achieve?

What´s happening in this thread lads

>Tfw a normie

anyone know that feel?

imagine jumping off a building to commit suicide and surviving the impact

MRW ELI5: DAE AMA

help me understand my sexuality

its like i wan to be gay but not below the belt, its confusing

im not a very sexual person in general, used to have a gf though, sex was alri

This man will make it a crime to not wear feodras

no

half the lads in this rotten place do mate

if you want a place to brag about managing to become what 90% of the world alread is, head over to r9k

back from a night out i got drunk lol

then dont talk to me or about me

How's /gf2016/ coming lads?

Some degree of bisexuality with low libido. I really don't know why it's so hard or what exactly you """need""" to figure out.

How do we terraform the Sahara?

post face

seeing her tomorrow

Lads I have 27 days of paid leave saved up from the last 12 months and NO idea what to do with them

my own man's a dustman

>this syrup-guzzling moose-humping log-receiving cretin thinks he can tell me what to do

>Some degree of bisexuality
i whack off to straight porn all the time but gay porn doesnt do it for me, would that still mean im bisexual if i find guys cute?

brexit

Have not tried to get a gf until I'm confident I'm good enough

Put all the niggers there and wait for them to build a civilization

It probably won't work, but at least all the niggers will be gone

I made one attempt to ask a girl out this year. It was through fb and she didn't respond.

might work up the courage to try again in 2019

why

wanna go to bali with me? we can smoke weed on the beach and surf

would smash lavender

You don't need to watch gay porn to be attracted to men.
If you're at all attracted to men, you are bisexual, it's not something really complicated.

2,6,7,5,3,4,bottom,1

Steam off my pussy??

benis

>If you're at all attracted to men, you are bisexual,

I see, are you 100% straight then?

do you guys have chip wagons in Britain?

'no'

Where were you when you dropped Star Wars?

Not even gunna be watching it from now on. The first of the new movies was just a complete carbon copy of tropes formed by the original trilogy with a woman lead and more niggers. The next ones are going to be terrible.

youtube.com/watch?v=9yv_rl3MYKA

alri cunt have fun shitposting on /brit/ for 27 days

Jimmy "red revolution is the only solution" Dore

Umm no sweetie, I'm gay.

halifax has bud the spud but we call them french fries

I am

had a right laugh when the gf tried to tell me it's a spectrum and that you can't be 100% straight

>smoke weed
>indonesia
yea naw that's friggin dum lol

Kek

tags the bankers benises

liking this

>Where were you when you dropped Star Wars?

Not even gunna be watching it from now on. The first of the new movies was just a complete carbon copy of tropes formed by the original trilogy with a woman lead and more niggers. The next ones are going to be terrible.

:)))))
yeah kinsey scale innit, i reckon she wanted to do a MMF and was trying to convince you lel

Forgot a green text there let me help you

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>I made one attempt to ask a girl out this year. It was through fb and she didn't respond.

>It was through fb

We have fast food vans and icecream trucks, probably some hipster type specific chip one somewhere

>Can't spell referendum

Literal Yank-types

all I can think about is getting a wife and having a family

will neck myself if I'm 30 and it hasn't happened yet

oi no bully

Jimmy "pull the trigs on Wall Street pigs" Dore

in my defense she moved city before I got the chance to ask her in person.

actually that's not true I saw her in the summer and could have asked then, but I pussied out.

NEED a socialist australian bf

why? so you can produce some more purposeless runts like yourself?

there are enough useless retards going about as it is

oi cunts meet me at digbeth dining club this friday ill be wearing the your name tee

Cheers m8

If humans evolved from monkeys why are there still monkeys?

Also how the fuck do you explain lemurs?

why would you ask a girl out if she lives in another city

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god isn't real

need a socialist Canadian gf who doesn't give into idpol

>I asked a girl who I last saw in the Summer and who lives in another city out over fb

>this leaf bender

FOY

>socialist Canadian gf who doesn't give into idpol

unironically got one, she's newfoundland irish and hates SJWs and hillary clinton

>Jimmy "arm the poor" Dore

>bud the spud
why does tom connors have a song about this kek

God bless you and her user

eXCUSE ME BUT


do the English like Hispanic people. Or are they "whatever" don't wanna be faced with prejudice if I ever tour the UK land.

how do i tell my mum i quit uni

which do you think is named after which

why did you quit

why did you quit uni?

>irish

bad luck lad

You banned from Sup Forums?

Hunting and fishing is completely morally wrong and there is no positive reason to do those things

>First trilogy
>Rebel leaders were entirely white men with the exception of Leia
>Massive success, the Republic conquers the Empire

>New movies
>Rebels are multiculti third-wave feminists
>Allow a shadow of the old Empire to conquer large swathes of the Galaxy and build a new Death Star right under their noses
>Get defeated by an edgy teenager with emotional issues
>need the help of the white men from the old rebellion to succeed

Really makes you think

thanks, she's pretty redpilled

the last thing she sent me was something bitching about fat acceptance lmao

We hate them. Don't talk about them much because we don't see many but the Spanish are considered subhuman neo-African's by Brits, and with good reason. Mexicans are off-brand Chinese made Aldi bought Spaniards so we hate them even more.

How many wet dreams have you had in your lifetime?

don't think I'd like gf like that 2bh

prefer one that doesn't care about any of that rubbish and is just well-adjusted

would rather just get a job

DON"T QUIT UNI. SWITCH SOME COURSE IF YOU HAVE TO. MAKE IT WORK AND GT A DEGREE.

Morals are a spook

we burn an effigy of a spaniard every year

hmm

she's away on a course, she'll be back soon, april I think.

besides, I've known her for years it's not as if we're strangers or something.

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Do you have one?

why

I thought Sup Forums was all for free speech? I guess I was wrong

Oh shit it was meant to be an effigy?