Waifu claiming thread

>Waifu claiming thread.
>The rules are very simple:
>>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>>post pics of your waifu
>>one claim per user
>>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>>discuss stuff
>>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>>most important: Have fun!
>fubuki Claimed

Akiko claimed

You have obviously never had kingworms
It's a poor man's food but you gotta get your nutrients somewhere

Well that's just the best of both worlds
You greedy fuck

Claimed.

Damn, now I'm going to have to try this...

Wish me luck


Hope I don't

Well, in a decade or so most of our animal based protein will be from crickets. Its really economically and ecologically efficient way
You have walked into a strange conversation
Does her height impair her ability at all? I mean, she is 4'10

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Shiki claimed, back to regular.

Kyouko claimed.

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You. I love this waifu.

Worms scare me tbh.

Dva claimed as always.

I'm just trying to keep healthy.

Obligatory claim

Yuuki claimed.

I seem to be able to recognize a lot of the ship girls from Kantai Collection but I've never actually watched or played anything from the series.

Tenryuu claimed

I'm back.

So you're gonna be institutionalized
You'll come out brainwashed with bloodshot eyes
You won't have any say
They'll brainwash you until you see their way.

Soon.


>Tomocarrotcake claim

That's pretty normal, same with Touhou.

Dunno if you are the one that linked the new threads for me a week or so ago, but am I doing better now?

>lurking boops

claim ayaka

Look at the posting times

Emi is too fast for the server to catch up.

Welcome.
Welcome back.
Even when she's slower she's faster.

Rocky Road to Dublin - The high Kings

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Dva was petty cool in overwatch what made you like her?

Well, Neo, the big boss, is only 4'9 in heels. Her height doesn't matter even remotely.

'Tis be a shame that the trophies are just gathering dust now.

Well, customers have seen us brutally beating people who step out of line. Nothing to worry about.

> owner is a cute.
D'aw, thanks love.

You have good taste in fetish.

Yep, it's been happening more recently.

Grr

Oh shit, what is happening?

nice cow gril is here

Thank you, horror buddy. Hope you slept well.

>that picture
>that filename
How's it going Mine?

So do you, also good taste in waifus.
Other user was probably right when he said owner is a qt.

Her gameplay overall, and her look, she's a cutie

Better to start entomophagy today and get used to it. I enjoy them most with paprika spices

Well you don't eat them raw, and they aren't even worms. They look like pic related and they are pretty crunchy and delicious. They have a taste not unlike hazelnuts

Well you'll get your daily requirement like that for sure

>Akiko

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Shit, hey Ginko. How's it going, man?

>shocked noises

Thanks.

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Thanks.
Yeah I actually did sleep pretty well last night, how'd you sleep?

I am!

Yep, that works, maybe put it three times like

So it's easier to see!

Still, I really can't handle anything that looks like that. Seeing or thinking of worms usually makes me want to puke and run away.

Who do you ship Kyoko with?

I'M NOT CRAZY
INSTITUTIONALIZED
YOU'RE THE ONE THAT'S CRAZY

I watched the anime but they don't show every ship girl. But after some time I started recognizing the other ones too after reverse image search.. "^^

Best German CV Claimed
>Feels good man

Guten Morgen Everyone !
How its going today ?

Im back once more

>Gamindustri best cosplay girl claimed

Then that values for every employee that works in there.
Not that I can't beat up some obese neckbeard.

You certainly couldn't deny that, for obvious reasons Heh~

Hey there, cute stuff.

She also has a lot of fappable stuff

>ifunny

So you just shorten everything?

Not even processed? I would figure they would powder it for, like granola bars or something

Sorry, just taking some anger out

Good man, you?

Welcome back.

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Booping mission complete!

Hey there, good morning. I'm good, wbu?
Wonderful taste in waifu my dude.

Needs more for me :3

if dubs i swallow a sword for attention

sachi claim

That's good to hear, man. I slept okay, passed out pretty quick.

Doing anything right now?

Heyo Graf, everything's fine here.
You?

There's no need to cutie~

Pretty great. Went through the effort of carrying my large fan out of the attic, and it's been a great help in dealing with the recent heat.
How have you been?

Shimakaze is one I immediately recognize. She has a very unique character design.

I'm going to sleep. I feel tired.

You went through the trouble of Tripcode Explorer?

My old one's sadly forgotten, but no one would recognize it anyways, unless they visited Sup Forums 4 or 5 years ago.

Einen guten morgen. Mir geht es gut und dir? Schön auch andere Schiff Mädchen zu sehen.
Good morning. I'm doing fine and you? Nice to see other ship girls. :)

>shipping megucas
I hope by ship you don't mean anything sexual because thats something the anime never intended, but the obvious pairs the cast can be divided into are HomuMad, KyouSaya and MamiNagisa.

Yea that's just a mental block you gotta put yourself over. I remember the first time I ate grilled grasshoppers. Those things actaully still ook like grasshoppers. Still they pleasantly surprised me. It's really bothers me that their shields get between your teeth though. Still, that disgust is something that fades away

Well you can buy wormburgers which is ground up mealworms but these chips are not processed

rolling

Hey there hot stuff

IF DUBS I SWALLOW A SWORD ANYWAY TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS

No.

Shipping you soon

Night tats!

MamiNagisa is kinda questionable, but I agree with the rest. And nah I don't mean they fug, I just mean pairings.

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I used MTY_CL, actually. Tripcode Explorer wasn't behaving too well for me.
Rest well.

Roll

I'm all for the classic shipping.

Graf.

You'll surely die from bleeding by piercing your throat or you'll suffocate.

Damn, I'm jealous. The recent heat down here has been pounding me down. Wish I had a better fan, heh. Glad you're able to stay cool.

I've been alright, might go to the doctor over a possible heart issue. And it's been getting fairly hot here recently.

But aside from that I've been doing fairly well, glad to hear you're doing the same.

Goodnight, Tats. Sleep warm and well.

Night

Goodnight Tats.

How are you today Booby Brother?
Trying to get steam to finish its fucking updates while also browsing like 4 threads.

DUBS AND I'LL SWALLOW TWO SWORDS

Can't we just agree on protein powder?

First ask your chiropractor, if this move is recommendable for you.

Next time I will do better, I promise!

I know right?

Good night, sleep well :)

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o shit

Ooh damn, that's a nice picture you've got there.

.. I'll just stay with jizz for now.

Do it :o

Claimed

Rip

Sorry D.Va, here's the prove.

>Noire

Sup Maki
Good Luck on that

Nette Pantsu auf deinem Kopf. Steht dir.

Why not? I think those two deserve a pairing too and in fact Nagisa was the one that most affected Mami both in Rebellion and the series. And I believe the upcoming movie will only strengthen the ship further since she didn't get that much attention yet.

how's it going matey?

RIP Tsuyu, you will be missed.

Kek, Steam sucks at times. I feel that.

4 threads? Dayum.

How you doin?

That's okay.

Anyone wants to chat? I'm dead bored, jesus.

Local news today, superhero Asui Tsuyu, or just Tsuyu as her friends and family called her, has died today. She thought she would get attention by swallowing two swords.
After the first one pierced most, of not all of her vital organs she carried on and still tried for the second.
It promptly came out through her chest.
She bled out within minutes...
This is ____, reporting for /waifu/ news channel 69.

Hello There My Russia Comrade !
How you doing ?

Oh Hando kun !
>Love that pic
Got some free time now
How about you ?

>Good man, you?
Feels good too but tommorow i need to move over 500 km ...
>I dont like my boss

>Wonderful taste in waifu my dude.
Finaly ! Someone understand my choice
>Ehh i want to play overwatch again !
D.VA is excellent choice too !

Im missing you on ts3 today !
>My pasta boy

Boat waifus are the best !
>My waifu only use Guten Morgen when she presents
>I'm doing fine and you?
Glad to hear !
Can i ask you something ?
>Why Fubuki ?
>Just wondering

Dayumm

Dio-sama...

Mercy is hot.

to bad we dont have a group on steam would love to play game with you guys

What are you retarded